You jelly of my post workout meal?
>>34994236
I can down with the food, but I feel like mixing it with milk would lead to diahrea city. You should eat and a few hours later have the milk
>>34994236
That actually looks fucking disgusting.
Also, you actually have a Coca Cola glass in your home? Nice one, neckbeard.
>>34994244
It's OK, I'm white.
>>34994246
>cheese
>grapes
>honey mustard turkey
yeah, totally gross, he would eat nothing but boiled chicken and rice
>>34994236
>grapes
Not a fan, string beans are better with turkey
>>34994262
Wait, you actually think this looks good?
>>34994236
that looks more like a midnight snack than a pre workout .
>mirin the grapes and cheese desu senpai
>>34994262
Did you steal the cheese from a sampler plate or something? That shit looks prepackaged as fuck. Deli meats are shit-tier too. Grapes and milk are fine I guess.
>YOU DONKEY, THAT'S RAAAWWW
>>34994246
Do you still live with their parents mate? Those Coke glasses are $0.50 each at the Dollar General here. I got tons cause budget.
>>34994236
>all that milk
I wish i could drink lot of liquids, but i have problems in my prostate that cause me to pee in my bed at night
>>34994236
The only thing missing is ketchup all over.
>>34994236
Processed meat? Do you want cancer op?
>>34994712
It's from a block of 32 month aged australian cheddar, I just cut it up
>>34994718
What? should i be grilling my grapes?
>>34994723
They were also free with any Large mcdonnalds meal...
Is that butter?
whyudothis anon
>>34994974
>reading the thread is hard
>>34994236
why would you need utensils for that?
>be a man, use your hand
>>34994984
I read the thread, and I don't believe everything I read.
Pretty advanced concept, so hold onto your asses here. What if, and this is just hypothetical, what if OP made a fake meal that he knew /fit/ would not approve of, took a picture of it, and posted it on a Jamaican book burning forum because he was bored.
woa
R8 my breakfast. Had a smoothie with veggies pb and frozen fruit with it.
>>34994236
Just by looking at one of your meals, I can tell my entire diet is better than yours and I'm healthier than you could ever hope to be.
But I'm a DYEL cardiofag so whatever.
>>34995066
0/10
>>34995095
What did you have for breakfast? Peanut butter and u jelly?
>>34995102
The only thing you could ever say is your physique is better than mine since I'm a skinny cardiofag. See, I can be realistic.
You could never, however, say your diet is better. Don't even try. Honestly, don't challenge me. Once again, 0/10 to your breakfast.
>>34994723
No, I've moved out you autist. You can still get nice looking glasses for really cheap at stores like Target and Kmart.
Good luck trying to be a bitch back and serving her a drink in a Coke glass. Fucking faggot.
>>34995120
I think his diet is better.
>>34995144
You don't know what mine is so your assessment means little.
But again, I'm an eternal cardio guy so don't feel too badly, folks.
>>34995120
>dont challenge me
pftt_nothing_personnel_kid.jpg
>>34995120
Lol yeah u mad. Your diet and physique probably fuckin suck
>>34995209
I'm too honest a person.
I acknowledge my skinny, eternal-cardio physique doesn't measure up to /fit/'s standards, okay? I will grant that wholeheartedly.
But can I count on you to be honest about diet? If I post a gallery snapshot of meals I eat daily, I expect you to admit mine is simply better, as I have admitted you guys most likely have physiques better than mine.
Is that fair, friend'o?
>>34994974
>>34995038
200g Turkey breast, some cheese, a large glass of whole milk, and some grapes. How in the world is that not a healthy meal?
>>34995252
Damn bro I didn't expect to even get anything out of you but you're letting your autism show. I'm just a recovering fatty lol. Don't be so upset my man
>>34995252
>makes claim
>refuses to post any proof
You live of KFC don't you?
>>34995263
S'okay. I just wanted an excuse to brag about my perfect diet and wanted to see someone making excuses after I posted it.
Good luck.
>>34995282
>refuses to post any proof
See filename.
I'm 24 - haven't been to a fast food restaurant since 12 or 13, so no, fuck KFC.
Is this proof enough?
>>34994236
jelly of that gay pride wallpaper, anon
>>34994236
why are grapes so delicious?
>>34995305
It seems as though I shut everyone up by posting the pic.
Good luck all.
>>34995305
>FILE DELETED
>>34995305
literally more than half of those were just cut up fruit or cut up vegetables,
>cardiofags
>>34995410
Want close-ups instead?
>>34995424
>literally more than half of those were just cut up fruit or cut up vegetables,
Not quite. They're all in egg whites + chicken broth. Something like 50-55g of protein though I could stand to put in less.
>>34994712
Nothin' wrong with jackin' gains from lecture trays.
Had a buddy who did campus catering who would text us if they were going to toss mass amounts of good shit. They would actually chuck tons of perfectly good food just because a lecture event didn't finish it. It was basically my sole source of veggies for two years. So many delicious cherry tomatoes.
>>34994236
What a bizarre combination of foods.
>>34994236
>jelly
no
>>34995120
Your diets reflect in your physical appearance. He looks muscular abs attractive, while you look like a holocaust victim. Have fun with that.
>>34995448
Oh god you're the fag with the vomit soup! Your diet is automatically below a vegans.
>>34995838
Recipe for salad on left?
>>34996061
If you want to reduce a runner's typical body to holocaust-like, go for it.
>>34996077
It's cute how nutritionally amazing food is insulted on a fitness board. :)
>>34996119
>I'm so insecure about my disgusting dish that I need to denigrate everyone else for it
Why are you here? You're not /fit/ and you can't cook, just leave.
>>34996136
I'm here for the food threads since my diet is perfect and the runner threads.
I don't cook for you, btw. I cook for myself. And I cook nutritionally amazing food - and it's still cute that it's insulted on a fitness board.
>>34994236
I am more concerned about the fact you have internet explorer pinned to the task bar
>>34996103
go to whole foods
get everything at the bar that's a vegi
be prepared for 15$ assrape for ~1.5 lbs of salad
but enjoy epic gains, poops, skin, and recovery
>>34996147
Go to /ck/ in that case you cum guzzling fag. Maybe they'll treat you
>>34994236
>white people food.jpg
Choose your gf, /fit/.
>>34996735
>maria is a pear tho
>>34996707
Once again: cute that nutritionally amazing food is insulted on a fitness board
Not that you're even trying to make sense anymore. You're my favourite little follower/fan though <3
>/ck/ cares about macros + micros + prioritizes health + has running threads
Uh huh.
Keep them coming.
>>34996707
>>34996136
>>34996077
>being this mad over healthy food that no one is forcing you to eat
kek
![chichen-parmigiani[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S8nCL5r.jpg "chichen-parmigiani[1].jpg")
>>34996735
>using that as an example of "white" food
Chicken Parma
>>34997417
lmao disgusting but good try
>>34997417
>italians
>white
![roast-turkey[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nAsyhkc.png "roast-turkey[1].png")
Or how about a traditional Sunday roast?
>>34997474
why is there a little dick
>>34997474
why are those kidney stones on the left
>>34997430
Actually, the Chicken Parma was created by white Australians as a more substantial version of the eggplant parma
Now, please, show me where "white" people are from on the map
![Traditional.Sunday.Roast-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oZu7W6t.jpg "Traditional.Sunday.Roast-01[1].jpg")
>>34997474
here is a more traditional British roast, as opposed to the American roast (turkey birds are from the new world, not from Turkey as most Americans believe)
can it GET more whiter?
>>34997489
Pigs in blankets mate (sausage wrapped in bacon)
>>34997495
Those are probably sage and onion stuffing balls.
>>34997430
>>34997496
Come on, paint in where white people come from
>>34997542
implying I'm going to waste my time educating you
>>34997522
>traditional sunday roast
>mashed potato
fuck you
>>34997522
Fuck me! Off to my Aunties later for this and I'm really looking forward to it now.
>>34997552
But why? white people food is terrible, whiteness is bad, all white people do is enslave people and steal everything they ever "invented"
>>34997542
on 4chan white= north european
or anything that looks nordic
>>34997542
here you are faggot.
>>34997710
well i guess i'm not white... huh
>>34997710
slav scum detected
>>34997710
russian retard pls go
>>34997710
Hahahahahah
>implying the niggers of europe are white
slav pleb race
>>34994255
Kekked hard
So true tho
>>34995120
Congratulations on that diet bruh
Sorry about the shitty physique
>>34994236
How to be jealous of something that any retard could throw together?
looks like a very shitty meal, cancer inducing and what not
>>34994940
Thank god. I've never seen cheese like that and thought you were seriously eating butter.
>>34994244
Is this a meme?
Don't americans drink milk? Around here almost everyone drinks milk with every meal
What do you drink while eating?
>>34998345
Seems like all black people are lactose intolerant. Source: worked dairy dept in Atlanta, all negroes buy Lactaid.
Are there cows in Afrikek?
>>34998345
Also ever heard of water nigger?
>>34998325
Only in the land of body dysmorphia does anyone sit and insult a runner/swimmer body, so have at it. That's why I'm so forthcoming about it. I'm realistic. Thank goodness I don't live in this bubble.
P.S. I'm healthier than everyone in this thread.
>>34994236
do you eat at McDonalds after the gym?
>>34998711
You sound like an insufferable cunt who can't stop taking about how much he enjoys sucking a cucumber. You probably don't have many friends
gz on looking like a skeleton tho, impressive
>>34998751
This chain of replies stemmed from me simply replying to someone who asked me to rate his meal who got offended at the rating and projected at what my diet must be.
I hadn't even mentioned mine.
Not my problem people can't take ratings. Don't ask for them if you don't want 'em, folks.
>>34996794
New anon here.
Your food looks like shit. I'm sure it's nutrient dense, you know, as fruit tends to be, but your onion oatmeal eggwhite latke looks like shit. 0 pretties/good
>>34998839
>I'm sure it's nutrient dense
As was all I argued - I love the taste but I'm not cooking for you guys, after all. Good on you for being the first to acknowledge it - everyone else is just wildly firing deflections.
>>34995102
>>34998772
You rated the first meal 0/10 which is extremely retarded, and if you can't see why the way you carried the conversation on is insufferable and borderline autistic (not internet autistic, actually legit autistic) you really have problems
>>34998897
>You rated the first meal 0/10 which is extremely retarded
I get to have my own standards. How can people feel offended by a rating on their food?
Assign a higher mark if you want to make him feel cozy this November.
>and if you can't see why the way you carried the conversation on is insufferable and borderline autistic (not internet autistic, actually legit autistic) you really have problems
If a wave of dishonest people too proud to even admit my stuff is healthy come my way, you best believe I'll be insufferable. They remind me of Tumblrinas boiling at the thought of people eating healthily.
>>34998946
Could've just said "yeah I'm autistic" and saved all the typing
>>34998961
Heh. As >>34995263 could've just said "I'm just a recovering fatty" and saved all his typing. As you could've said you're too proud and saved all your typing.
But that's not any fun. In the end, this thread is a wall of people who eat like shit trying to make an insult stick to someone who doesn't. On a fitness board of all places.
>>34995120
>my diet is better
>don't even try
>don't even challenge me
Textbook example of autism on /fit/
>>34998343
It's tasty cheddar, you buy it as a block. how have you not seen cheese cut into squares?
>>34998750
Yes, this is what Australian McDonnalds looks like
>>34998994
No I really mean it, you're autistic, the very definition of the word. It's pretty sad that you can't see it
>>34999031
You really think I was huffing and puffing and flexing my non-existent guns over the Internet?
It was playful, even if that got lost in text. You're talking to someone who readily said he's just a cardio guy and showing a weakness. The fact people take a lighthearted comment with such resentment is telling.
>>34999068
k
>>34996794
God damn you are autistic.
Please post pics of your perfectly healthy aesthetic self. I bet I look a million times better then you and bitches say my cum tastes amazing.
You're eating an average heathly diet, something a lot of people people like me have been eating their whole lives. Difference is you're the only displaying acute autism and waving around your e-cock on a Japanese imageboard.
>>34999143
to be fair senpai he never mentioned being aesthetic (quite the opposite/skinny).
i might think it's average too but he was replying to someone who said his diet is below a vegans. cmon now.
>>34996103
Step one
Put salad in bowl
>>34996794
>>34996868
I'm sure your food I'd nutritionally sound, but it looks like pureed vomit with half a cup of cum. If you just tossed everything you ate into a blender then it'd be nutritionally sound, but it would also be disgusting.
>>34997522
>turkey birds are from the new world, not from Turkey as most Americans believe
Nobody believes that, limey.
>>34998360
>Are there cows in Afrikek?
Yeah there are quite a few nomadic herding groups in Africa (the maasai come to mind) that eat dairy, but it's not terribly common.
>>34999423
>I'm sure your food I'd nutritionally sound
Thanks. Refreshing to see someone who finds it disgusting acknowledge it's nutritionally good, which is all I said. Weird how people have a hard time admitting it.
Thanks to the rest of you for your diatribes. I look forward to being berated in the next thread. Hugs 'n kisses.
>>34999466
But your meal is still 0/10 just like the meal you initially criticized. Does the texture remind you of daddy's cum?
>>34994236
>You jelly of my post workout meal?
>meal
Do you even bench press 275? That's not even a quarter of a meal.
My 123lbs wife wouldn't call that a meal and I'm pretty sure she outdeadlifts and out benches you.
>>34999575
It's hilarious getting a 0/10 assigned to it from someone on a fitness forum who acknowledged it's nutritionally sound.
Funnier is mentioning cum two times yourself when there was no talk of it and asking if it reminds the other person of something - when you were the first to associate food with cum.
I love the nonsense banter from you guys. I'll get a tripcode and double down on being annoying. Next time. P.S. I'm healthier than everyone in this thread.
>>35000278
THE RISE OF A VILLAIN
yeah we all sure cant wait for some skinnyfat to tell us he is healthier than us and his diet is superior LMAO
Btw youll regret not having lifted when youre older and your back gives out. Do your knees hurt when you climb stairs?
>internet explorer is pinned
>using knife with plastic handle
>not having eggs
>>35000701
Stairs are actually my preferred form of cardio.
>yeah we all sure cant wait for some skinnyfat to tell us he is healthier than us and his diet is superior LMAO
I can't wait for nutritionally superior food to be insulted even more on a fitness forum
P.S. I'm healthier than everyone in this thread.
>>35000278
K breh. Enjoy your warm cum.
>>35000817
You really have a knack for finding ways to mention cum.
P.S. Did you know I'm the healthiest person in this thread?
>>35000740
>i purposely fuck up my knees and endanger my chances of being active at an older age
You do realize that no amount of nutrients, of which you claim you excell at eating, will stop yoi from having pain moving around because you pulverized your knee with running stairs?
>>34994236
>raw grapes
please tell me you're joking
>>34994236
I love grapes. Although they are pretty calorie dense for fruit. 20 calories per oz. That looks like at least 200 calories of grapes. You can have twice as much strawberries for the same amount of calories.
>>34995448
I'm honestly curious about your soup.
Do you just mix the egg whites and broth, and then boil it?
>>34996735
Well with Kim I'd just be hungry again in 10 minutes. I hate niggers, and you gave typical white Southern food to the nigger even though their version of southern food is chitlins and greens. So I guess that leaves Maria.
