Guys at your gym thread
I'll start
>Guybrush Threeplate
Blonde haired guy that dresses like a pirate wearing a loose white shirt, only thing on him that's not loose are his Oly shoes. Wears a Blue Nike jacket to complete the look. Squats a minimum of three plate in all his workouts, and has a killer beard.
>Dr. Lediced
Actual Doctor who never neglects to mention he's a doctor, shredded as fuck and must have self prescribed some "pharmacological" support to himself, always very nice to everyone, polite, reracks his weights.
>Brunhilda Niggerfaggot
Huge black bitch (probably 6'2" 350lbs) that comes in with her two black friends to do cardio and some meme exercises in the free weights area. Hits on any guy that talks to her.
>Obelisk the Dementia
Jacked bodybuilder in his 60's, always talking about the Golden Era when he was competing on stage, absolutely incredible upper body for his age, obviously on stuff. Has a hard time remembering who I am even though I speak to him multiple times a week.
>guybrush threeplate
>Manuel the Manlet
Tiny Latino guy that's probably 5'0, insanely shredded and aesthetic, but lifts less weight than someone past their first month of SS (he's been working out for 2-3 years.) Makes loud grunts and hisses "OH YEA" when unracking weight, but then bangs out the most beautiful, full ROM, perfect form reps in silence, before grunting and racking/throwing the weights at the ground as loudly as possible.
I go right before the gym closes so it's always the same few guys there. The noteworthy ones are:
>The Gypsy Squad
Three eastern european dudes, probably serbians, big as fuck and obviously on roids. They never EVER train legs, not even back. Every day is chest, triceps, biceps. They sometimes just hang out at the gym without working out at all.
>The two skelly lanklets
Two tall as fuck skelebrahs both wearing football jerseys and 80s headbands, and some weird hipster tryhard beards. 5/10 for effort, they go there almost every day, but it's kind of pitiful seeing them struggle with curling 8 reps of 7 kg dumbbells.
>Mr Feels
A chubby dude who always sits on the same exercise bike, long hair and beard that hasn't been taken care of and constantly looking as if he's in physical and mental torment.
>Hercules
Saw this massive piece of meat putting doing 4pl8 on leg press only to bust out 20 single leg reps with beautiful form. always wears a bro tank and is indeed a bro
Mime
> some guy who is always in the gym and who's lifts are identical to mine, every time we are in the gym it's a competition. the man is relentless and he knows what is on the line as well
Sir-Squats-A-Lot
> his name says it all, this middle aged guy who squats 4.5pl8 with ATG form because he can, always mean mugs the other patrons but no one can say much
>The Great White Buffalo
most high test woman at my gym who squats 2.5pl8 every time she enters. everyone pays their mires whether it be obvious or blatant, more often blatant than not
Uni gym
>Thor
Big, long blond haired powerlifting guy. All big lifts are into the 2-5 pl8 range.
>Papa Smurf
Manlet gymbro, who goes on 4chin because he's a degenerate like me. Mirin his squat (2pl8+ for reps).
>LONDON
Curly haired qt who only deadlifts and squats (just under 2pl8)
>>34993671
>tfw I have a mime as well
Shit is so awkward.
>Ronin the barbarian
has long blonde hair down to his shoulders and is 9/10 no homo, lifts the most weight in the gym and casually ohps 2pl8s over his head to get the bar on his back to squat when the rack is taken, all round nice guy and has the body if a greek god, name is actually Ronin
>ultra mega giga nigger
5'7 black guy whos jacked as fuck and is also a pro bodybuilder. Obviously roids and has a crew of giganiggers he does fluff exercises with. Overall, actually quite polite and lets me work in squatting no matter what and calls people out for not sharing the equipment, is deeply jealous of ronin the barbarian.
>PT nogains
Fat middle age faggot PT who coaxes middle aged women and stupid people to do his shitty programs that envolve doing retarded bodyweight lunges in front of the yoga mats while im trying to strech, never steps foot in the weight area but whines and bitches at me for deadlifting without shoes on. Overall a complete cunt who tries to abuse his power to feed his insecurity. All of the other PTs hate him as do all of the people in the weightlifting area.
>300kg tom
PT who i befriended within the first 3 months of going to the gym. 6ft tall and jacked as fuck. Admitted openly that hes on roids to me and the other PTs, has won all of the strongman competitions in my area, can deadlift 300kg. Usually stands around and mocks DYELS with me and tries to coax me into doing roids. Cool guy overall.
>>34993671
>>34993753
maybe you're each other's mimes
>the guy who wears sunglasses
>the mid-40s sperg who runs like Sonic on the treadmill
>the skeletal girls that go just barely fast enough on the bikes that the electronics stay active
>the old couple
>the massive dude who PTs at a gym across town but comes in to do his cardio
>The asshole instructors who don't supervise their classes and they get MRSA sweat all over the machines and don't wipe them down
Such is life in a community college gym
>>34993753
when he's there the intensity of my workout automatically raises, I can't let him surpass me and he knows that
>low-t isis meetup
3 arabesque dudes with a combined weight of 200lbs. Each is 5'4", slim and weak but wreak of Armani scents and Parliament cigarettes.
The clan will usually have 1 alpha who can possibly bench 130-150. The other 2 will hang around him, speak a loud harsh language that throws everyone else's concentration off.
They never make eye contact with infidel high-t qt3.14's but you would bet money (and win) that they are speaking about any chick doing squats.
They shower with underwear on and wash feet in the sink.
>>34993908
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>>34993968
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>dadzilla
Jacked dude in his 40's that sometimes brings his kids; always has his wife take competition pics for him. Training to compete in May. Definitely has HGH gut
>chubbermeister
Nice dude with a gut that works out reasonably hard, but I also see him out and know he drinks heavy. Basically definition of dadbod
>towel-dunk
Middle aged guy that's in pretty good shape. Plays basketball in an adult league. Always in a good mood. High-five him sometimes when he dunks sweat towels through the pull-up bars
>dukes of swolezzard
two rednecks that are decently aesthetic and always lifting together. One of them has a shittily done rebel flag tattoo, looks dumb. Always wearing camo baseball caps when they lift, but otherwise decently nice guys
>WCW Champion of the World.
Goofy middle aged dude who curls in the squat rack, always has a belt on.
Always, I saw him get out of his car in the parking lot with his belt already on.
>La petite mort
You know how there are those dudes who wear headphones and don't realize how loud they're grunting an groaning. This dude steps it up a notch by legitimately sounding like he is having the greatest orgasm anyone has ever had every rep. He steps that up even further by also porn talking while he's working out saying shit like "oh yeah feel that shit" "yeah baby yeah come-on"
It it legitimately impossible to work out when this dude is around since everyone is losing there shit so hard.
>>34991982
>Overly friendly
Huge guy, super aesthetic. Always talking to people and giving advice. Grunts super loud.
>Glory days
Group of old guys with pathetic form, just there to get away from their wives
>>34993671
>Mime
> some guy who is always in the gym and who's lifts are identical to mine, every time we are in the gym it's a competition. the man is relentless and he knows what is on the line as well
anon does your gym have mirrors by any chance
