>5 inches is the average penis size. I'm not so small when you consider this bit of knowledge. There is no need to be ashamed.
The dubs of truth
>calories in > calories out
>>34988577
Yes no matter how big/small/wide/narrow/tall any part of you is it should be better and you should feel bad about it. Welcome to male body dysmorphia OP.
I'm 7x5.2 or so at reasonable hardness.
im not even tall and mine is 7"
i'd kill myself if I was over 6 foot with anything less
>>34988647
id kill myself if i was under 6 foot.
I know it's socially acceptable to ridicule men and the male body but you have no idea how socially crippling having a below average cock is. It's the main reason I'll never have a gf because it's always in the back of my mind when things are about to get intimate. It has entirely blocked me of from a part of life, I don't think I'd ever do it but it has lead to me contemplating suicide. I don't I'll ever get over this.
>>34988684
yeah well at least a girl wont be laughing at my dick
sucks to be you.
>>34988694
yeah well at least a girl wont be laughing at how short i am.
goodluck even getting a girl to look at your dick.
Unless you are under 5 inches and/or plan on being gay, there is really no need to worry about penis size.
Most women wants to try a big dick in their life, but they usually find out it's painful and they can't do as much with it. The sight of it is more of a turn on than actually having sex with one.
For ONS women wants a big dick, but for a relationship they prefer average size. Most women feel very little physical sensations through penetrative sex anyway and usually need clit stimulation to orgasm.
There is a small percentage of women that are size queens, you will run into some but they are few and far between.
If you planned on being gay/bi, or having some bromo thing going on however, yeah, then you could just forget it.
>>34988718
how does it feel knowing girls are laughing at your manhood behind your back?
talk all you want but that will never change, small stuff.
>>34988691
This. I'm 6'2" but only 5 inches hard. I have never had a gf and am terrified to ever have one because any girl would laugh her as off at that.
welcome to /fit/ - body dysmorphia
where ugly people think they aren't ugly cause they are tall
mostly shitty europeans here too, not even good ones like french or italian, it's all slavs and shit.
>>34988744
Dude, just no. Don't waste more of your life on this anxiety issue of yours, it's a very passive mentality.
I'm not saying that with over seven billion people on the earth, there are none that would laugh at you, but most will not.
This big dick thing is mostly a straight/gay male fetish. Women's minds are more centered around the whole thing, the body that dick is attached to and the personality of the dick bearer. If you have so much self-hate for your body, then yes, you won't get a girl.
Usually what you'll see with straight men that start admitting they are gay/bi is they are attracted to the dick only, and not the person and that they would suck or play with a big dick, but it has to be big. Because to them it's the ultimate sign of masculinity. You have to start being the arborer of your masculinity, not others.
>>34988783
>dick size doesnt matter
>but height does matter!
ah, hypocracy
>I wipe my ass
>>34988759
Exactly, I believe the folks in charge want men to hate themselves obsessively and stay blind to how they're being screwed over and how badly they're going to be screwed over in the future.
>>34988783
I'm sorry to say bit that's a load of bullshit, when I was in nursing school (I'm an army nurse now) all the girls ever talked about was having 'slut phases' and dick sizes of their fuckbuddies. Generally laughing when one had been with a smaller guy, once a girl was on the brink of crying because she broke up with her big dicked bf and she thought she'd never find a guy sized like that again. I swear I can't make this up.
I'm the guy he responded to btw.
>>34988795
He didn't say anything about height in that post.
BTW if you're a manlette whose interested I'm a TallBear DenimDad looking for a little swmbhl. Hmu bby.
>>34988577
That's my size also I don't like my penis because it's a little thin.
>>34988577
Someone actually wakes up in the morning and says "its time i make a meme penis fedora thread on fit ahain ;)"
Christ
>>34988831
Why do you care about sluts?
Try to find a girl who likes your personality and finds you attractive. If she's not a slut she won't even care. Also you can just get good at oral and care less about her pleasure when your dick is inside her because she knows she'll cum from your tongue.
>>34988831
What you have to take into account here is that women are generally really bad with estimating size. They are only near a penis during sex and can easily be fooled. Look up the tests done very women are given dildos and made to pick out their ideal size and estimate that size.
You however, have had a dick your whole life. If you are five inches, and I claimed to be nearly seven inches and we hooked up, you would quickly know that I was full of bullshit if my dick was your size.
Again, for hook-ups and ONS, yes women want a bigger dick. For relationships they want the average.
>>34988795
that is sadly how it is, yes. but getting over your height anxiety is overall a good thing either way, because those anxieties will start affecting other parts of your personality and that won't make you attractive to anyone.
>>34988831
>Once a girl was on the brink of crying because she broke up with her big dicked bf and she thought she'd never find a guy sized like that again
KEK
>>34988881
>Why do you care about sluts?
Because i wan sum fuk, I'm human too m8
>If she's not a slut she won't even care
This I find hard to believe, if a girl doesn't like the sex in a relationship anymore they'll almost certainly project it on the rest on the relationship.
>>34988895
idk man, I've heard that stuff before and it just seems like wishful thinking. I'm probably just emotionally handicapped though.
>>34988914
I seriously don't get this point about calling girls that have enjoyed sex sluts. I'm not part of any #noslutshame movement, but a girl is free to do as she wants, so are you.
Right now I can tell you wouldn't be a very good love, because your confidence in being one doesn't seem very good.
As I've already stated penetrative sex is more a psychological pleasure for women, you have to go down on them as well, finger them. Your tongue and finger game is just as important.
Start learning to love your body, because it is the only body you'll ever have and it's yours.
>>34988809
>I seed torrents
>>34988958
But anon, that means I'm free to call girls sluts.
>>34988944
>I'm probably just emotionally handicapped
Yes, I think that's more where the problem lies as well. Don't waste any more time worrying about your dick. This is your dick man, you have to start loving it because that's your dick, and dick is pretty awesome.
>>34988967
Yes, do that as much as you want but it isn't going to get you any more tail though. I'm willing to be you wouldn't have a problem with them being sluts with you, am I right?
>>34988963
DIE YOU FUCKING LEECH LITERALLY FUCKING DIE!
>>34988726
Shoo shoo angry manlet
i'm 1.75m tall and my dick can't surpass 13cm hard
>>34988958
>I seriously don't get this point about calling girls that have enjoyed sex sluts.
I completely agree, if it seemed like I was calling girls sluts it was not my intention.
My confidence has always been like that, non-existent. I appreciate the concern and advice, I really do, but it just seems like wishful thinking again. I feel like I would just be telling myself lies to cope, like how I tell myself I don't need an intimate relationship.
>>34988577
SS + GOMAD
What is the most aesthetic penis size? I nominate 8x6 inches
>tfw when 7.5in
life is good
>>34988974
That made me laugh but you're right, it's getting about time I get myself over this.
>>34989031
read the sticky
>>34989031
>that feel when when
tfw 9/6
I was trying to get banned, not open up discussion with a bunch of little dick betas.
>>34989052
tfw 10/7
tfw 6'3" tall
checkmate
I refuse to believe that 5 is average. I mean that's not small, true. But that means that 4 inches isn't that uncommon at all. But holy fuck 4 inches is a small dick.
>>34989083
I think the average is really like 5 and a half desu senpai.
>>34988577
Imagine just how successful legit dick enlargement plastic operation would be?
>>34989005
I don't have a problem with people calling women sluts, I just don't see the point because you are ultimately damaging yourself more than them. Most people would want to partake in slutty endeavors.
Your confidence is non-existing because you keep fighting against yourself. You have to start loving every wart and part of your body, including your dick. It's not about coping it's about holding your head tall and carrying your body with pride because its your body, your dick. Your dick can probably do amazing things.
People will give you shit for most things these days, but you have to tune that out. This is your life and your experience, and there will be ups and downs, but take your dick in your hand, look at it in the mirror and be proud of that fucker. Say it aloud to yourself daily if you have to. You are companions in life your dick and you so love it so it can get some loving too.
>>34989094
that's literally too big, don't you wish you had an average d size?
>>34988981
Sure, but that takes on a different meaning when I watch too much hentai and "slut only for you" is actually a thing.
>>34989110
I dunno. 9 inches looks cool but I gotta be really careful with it. 50/50
>>34989104
good post desu senpai
>>34989083
Ask yourself this, where is it you see other guys erect dicks? It's porn right? Take a look at porn in the 70s and the 2010s, notice any difference. Did dicks become magically larger over the years, or did porn go from being about finding people that wanted to fuck on camera to finding the most attractive, big dicked, people to fuck on cam as a living.
There are over seven billion people on this planet, most people are going to be average. The ones that have big dicks are more inclined to take a picture of it and show it off because we fetishize big dicks.
>>34989121
ah ok anon :^)
mirin that girth btw
>>34988723
So why is it women prefer bigger dicks for one night stands? Is it because they want to feel something during intercourse because their ons partners tend to be less attentive? Or do larger dicks feel better and they just settle for a guy with a smaller one since not every girl can have a big dick? This never made any sense to me
>>34989094
1-800-MODS
>>34989110
I'm sure too big a dick would have its problems, but it'd certainly be better than too small.
>>34989094
you should measure from the top.
you get 2/3 cm more by measuring that way
my dick is the same size as manuel ferrara's if his dildo is anything to go by. almost looks like his dick too.
>>34989145
Because girls watch porn too, and the fact remains that a huge dick is a mental turn-on, even amongst straight men huge dick is one of the most searched for term in porn.
They don't settle for a small dick, it's that a relationship is more than just the dick, its about the person the dick is attached to as well and the personality of the dick. ONS are purely about the sex so they want it to be like the porn setting. But again, you have to take into account that most women don't touch dicks outside of sex. So if you are five inches you can easily fool a woman by saying it's six, she's not going to take out a ruler and measure it and deny you entry because you lied.
Also take into account the amount of insecurities girls have about their bodies, like their labias, stomachs, stretch marks, cellulites, etc. Anything that can take their mind of their own insecurities will be an instant turn on for them.
>>34989222
why the fuck do you own a dildo in the first place?
>>34989027
6x5.5
>>34988809
Kek almost forgot about this meme
>>34989151
Well there is a "too small" but mostly about girth.
For you guys in the thread complaining about length, it doesn't matter that much. I've only been with one guy that was too small, and that was literally like my little finger. Anything longer than 6.5" is too long and anything thicker than 6" circumference is too thick for me personally. So a bit under average is preferable to a bit over average because then it just doesn't fit anymore.
>>34989222
you forgot to type >no homo
>>34989390
Are you a man or a woman?
>>34989255
because im a fag
>>34988577
>actually having a 5 inch penis
ISHYGDDT
>>34989031
Protip: You don't measure from the ballsack.
>>34989253
shut up faggot
>>34989439
grill
My best friend is a "size queen" like aforementioned sluts who were crying about their big-dicked exbf, but it's only a factor if she could choose between 2 identical guys where one had a bigger dick. And even for her the "too small" is finger-size, like <4" circumference, length doesn't matter much unless you can't cum without cervix pounding. That's probably very few girls.
>>34989507
Make me homo.
I'd trade my 8/10 looks
My 6'2 stature
My 7/10 body
My 8.2 inch dick
And my 5000 dollars in the bank
for average shit just to be happy
>>34988691
It's a limiting belief. The belief is what's holding you back, not the size itself.
>>34989584
5000 dollars in the bank is not above average lol
>>34989488
I just measured and am 8 inches. I start from the center of my asshole all the way to the dickhead. My big dick gets my laid all the time because girls I make sex with tell their friends and word gets around about my big dick. Isn't that pretty neat guys?
>>34988577
Cant believe that my meme inspired actual discussion instead of the funposting that I wanted.
>>34988723
>Unless you are under 5 inches and/or plan on being gay, there is really no need to worry about penis size.
Dicklet detected
>>34989613
$0 net worth puts you in the top 50% of wealth in the US breh
what the fuck has this got to do with fitness?
this board is a shithole
>>34988723
Lots of homos like small dicks, or so I hear
>>34989713
how outrageous
>>34989733
OP must have been called dyel in a cbt so this is how he compensates for his body
>5x5 dick
>when I'm 6'2
>>34989814
Don't be. Just fuck girls 5'7 or shorter. Most g spots are only a few inches back.
>>34988641
For those not wanting to do the math, he is 36.4 at reasonable hardness. In unknown units.
Average size is 6in. Anything below is small.
>>34989772
No I was actually trying to get banned.
My dick against the average from recent study.
I still think it's too small desu senpai.
>>34988691
You're good man
>>34989253
But all else being equal, aren't big dicks better than smaller dicks to girls?
>>34988641
>I'm 7x5.2 or so at reasonable hardness.
>>34989031
>tfw you're black
Life is not good anymore:(
>>34989814
>tfw 5x5 dick and 5'10
>>34989222
Don't ever let the rest of the world change you /fit/.
>>34990253
source?
>>34990883
http://www.thevisualiser.net
>>34989731
sad and true. I've just been saving my money. No credit cards, no needless spending. Worst thing I do is spend 10 bucks on poker night plus a six pack. The grill and I have over 25k saved between us so we can hopefully eventually save enough for a decent house and have no debt. Save your money, bros.
>>34990253
It had to be done
>>34991115
i kekd
Anyone notice their dick getting bigger since they started lifting? I'm 20 and I started lifting over 2 months ago. Along with more protein, weight loss, multivitamin and more food in general. I've been horny as fuck all the time now, like fapping 3 times a day. It isn't anyhting significant like half an inch tops.
>>34991115
seems legt
>tfw 7x7
>girth is huge according to online resources
>length is supposed to be pretty long
>wife is short asian girl that has sometimes trouble getting it in
>cant give me proper blowjob because she cant open her jaw that much
>everyone will think i estat anyway
:(
>>34989880
What the fuck are you saying
>>34993129
Pics do ittt
>>34989031
barely average
>exercise? you mean training
>>34993310
1.7% of population is larger than 7.5
http://howlongismyschlong.com/
>>34988723
My gf loves my big cock though. 8x5.3 here. She said it "sealed the deal" when we first fucked.
>>34988577
My cock was bigger than the girls wrists I banged last night
>>34989731
Net worth is a measure of Assets-Liabilities.
Many people have more than 5k in the bank, but liabilities (re Debt) that would total more than that. Making your statistic plausible.
The anon's original point that 5k in the bank is not above average is still likely true. You should have at least 3-6 months worth of living expenses in case you lose your job or have some kind of horrific accident.
All this is moot if he's a student, 5k is impressive for a student who is not employed fulltime or has rich parents.
If you have a small dick just get good at eating girls out. They won't even give a damn
>ctrl+f jelq
>no results
????
>>34993389
you gf sounds shallow if that's all it took.
>>34993082
Yooooo meee!!! No BS, ever since I started doing leg workouts, my dick done grew over half a inch. May not sound like alot but it's a big difference. Plus I'm only 18 so maybe it'll keep growing? Idk but it feels good bruh.
>>34989031
Same here, wish it was 8 inches though.
Can't imagine how it must feel to have a small penis.
>>34993082
I notice my dick getting a pump when i take prework out. I'm literally working out with a chub.
