ITT: Alpha males
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ITT: Alpha males
>>34982950
Yeah Lex is pretty alpha
Alpha's don't take kindly to pictures being taken.
All thread is useless.
>>34982955
He's dead stare in that pic. I don't blame him but it's not alpha.
>>34982967
Because, I said so.
>>34982955
>Alpha
>manlet
Pick one
>>34982970
>being this jelly of Lex's aesthetics
>>34982950
Who's the DYEL on the left?
>>34982977
Say that to my face faggot
>>34982986
Nigga, got a Muslim beard.
Cunt.
>unflexed arm bigger than virging shitstain's bicep
manlet gains man
>>34982950
can anybody explain me what happened when the picture was taken? or a link would be good as well
>>34983216
https://youtu.be/MY6Gv7M2tJc?t=668
>>34982986
Dead stare is nothing to do with his aesthetics. It's what people in prison or bad neighbourhoods do when they want nothing to do with gangs or to provoke someone.
Like get why he did that. What's he going to do by that point, hit the green man? He'd already lost by threatening violence he couldn't back up. So at the time it was his best option but it wasn't alpha.
>>34983235
Cringey as hell but the kid has balls
>>34983282
He knew he wouldn't do anything, they're at an expo and lex is working at a booth
>>34982950
All hail the king of /fit/.
6'3 Chad with god tier aesthetics. It just doesn't get any more alpha. It doesn't.
>>34983282
That whole convention was cringe.
>>34983324
That and he's way bigger than the bearded manlet.
>>34983369
Kek. The bearded manlet looks like a swole leprechaun. I think he's afraid the king is going to steal his gold!
>a-aporogize..
>g-g-go over to h-her and a-..ap--...
>*le sticking out tongue face*
>>34983363
Where's the aesthetics? All I see is a niggermonkey using his dead grandpa for views.
>>34983235
>girlfriend lied and said we were harrassing them!
>literally following these people from the internet to talk shit and not leaving when told to leave
>not harrassing
>>34983363
Seriously how are you even posting pics of him? I can't say his name on here or post any of his pics without it saying that it thinks I'm trying to spam.
>>34983449
Right. Except that's not what happened at all and there's proof that Lex invited the king to come see him only to shit his pants once the king actually did it.
>>34983460
4chan spam filters the king's full name. Too many worshipers were worshiping the king at once last summer and it crashed the internet.
Damn
Alpha as fuck
>>34983551
VG? Agreed.
A shame the manlet in that pic you posted looks like a 12 year old child on steroids. At least he didn't have the hipster fag hair/beard combo back then though.
>>34983449
>and not leaving when told to leave
Alpha as fuck
What did Lex want? Yes masser right away masser
>>34983438
>using his dead grandpa for views
Explain anon?
>>34983235
Fucking lel. I love seeing manlets get punked but that faggoty memebeard on this one really kicks it up a notch. Based VG.
>>34982950
You jelly?
>>34983235
wow this guy is annoying
>>34983659
Based Brett Favre
>>34983659
dis niggah will build yo deck, fuck yo wife, and deliver presents to yo kids
>>34982977
>implying
![seth-green-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o9i3MHS.jpg "seth-green-3[1].jpg")
>>34984009
>41 years old
also she plays dungeons and dragons with him and they write jokes together for his tv shows. goal life desu
>>34984009
>>34984028
so how is being short, old and having a fucking ugly fuck girlfriend a good thing again?
>>34984070
come back when you are 41 and show us a pic of yourself and what you look like, your gf and how much fun you have in your life with your gf
>>34984070
I personally would like to become old eventually
>>34984009
>>34984028
Dude always looks blazed af desu senpai
Also, taller girls are fuckin hot. It takes a certain kind of man to date a taller woman. I bet they have great sex
>>34984009
oh my god
look at that face
you look like
a mistake
>>34984077
so you're being defensive over how much of a looser some random guy is?
who cares if he's 20, 41 or 85...
he's ugly and so is the girl standing next to him and it's honestly sad that this is the best example of an "alpha manlet" that you could come up with
>>34984111
He's an alpha by the standards of /fit/.
So is pic related.
>>34984161
Subcultures are beta as fuck by /fit/ standards.
>>34984181
You are beta as fuck by anyone standards
>>34984181
But anon, fitness is a subculture
>>34984193
About as much as tattoos, HY haircuts and beards.
>>34983363
He's legit a curl bro.
>>34984009
>that face
I bet she's got a bigger fuckin dick than him
>>34984028
gee i wonder who's behind this post
fuck off seth
>>34984307
Legit ALPHA MALE, you mean.
>>34984407
>vegan
>alpha
literally the definition of beta. He even gets keked by animals
>>34984448
Then why is he the king of /fit/?
>>34983648
GreenAlienDemon's grandfather suffered a heart attack and he tried to film it while his grandfather was wriggling on the ground in pain. His mother made him delete it because she's not insane.
>>34984684
Why does he look so weird and shit? I've seen people with less muscle mass who look infinitely better. Especially his back is just so fucking flat
>>34984684
I'm not familiar with this dude yet. Has he really been lifting for 10 years? If not, how long?
>>34984702
he claims something like that, probably not consecutively. He probably learned how in high school and now claims that to give himself credibility.
lol that lanklet looks so DYEL until he flexed his biceps
Meanwhile being a manlet looks good at all times
lanklets btfo
>>34984742
that lanklet benches 80kg
>>34983960
fuckin lol
>>34984751
is that supposed to be impressive for a guy his height?
does he even train his back?
>>34983369
he's taller, his head looks like a t-ball though I bet a sucker punch would give him brain damage
>>34984407
Dude he has a shit tier chest...
>>34982950
Daily reminder: VEE GEE benched 90 lbs Dumbbells for a set of 5 in today's upper body workout video and pressed 75s overhead for 5 reps.
Even VG is well past 1 plate overhead ores and 2 plate bench press
>>34984882
great, so he's a beginner.
>>34982950
a real vgpostin spree goin' on up in /fit/
hide your kids hide your wife
>>34984882
that's with dumbbells though, plus vg probably outweighs the little guy
>>34984893
He can rep 150 lbs total weight overhead, with Dumbbells
This guy could overhead press at least 175-180 on a barbell, which is over his bodyweight.
Easily advanced tier lift.
>>34984905
misread your comment>>34984882
disregard
>>34984722
If he looks like that after 10 years I think he's hurting his credibility.
>>34984908
>Easily advanced tier lift.
Categorically false. Unless we're handing out participation ribbons now too.
>>34982950
The kid's got balls man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vkfKydMvrs
No chest, but a big pair of balls.
>>34983960
top kek
>>34984407
He's got big arms and nice shoulders and lats. But shit tier pecs, no forearms and zero traps tho. Also his green skin irritates me.
But I do not think has much to do with him being vegan. I mean, he has been lifting for over 8 years, and became vegetarian like 3 years ago. He's always looked this wierd.
>>34984917
not to normies or high school kids
>>34984448
Wait a moment there... I thought Alphas are the ones who are brave enough to take some risk and defend that what they consider correct. Not the ones who do the exact same way as everybody else because that's what they learn. Being beta is doing like the rest of retards in this planet.
Also that meat equals alpha is bullshit. Specially when you buy meat that's been caged and killed by other dudes, and it's nicely cut and ready to grill in a box at walmart.
>>34984684
But anon you are retarded. He's been vegan just for the last 2 or 3 years, so it's not got to do with his retarded veganism, is that he is retarded himself. Or has shit tier green genetics.
>>34985082
Yes because normies and high school kids are the ones with more chances of going vegan
Are you stupid m8?
>>34985154
they're the ones that are going to be getting fitness advice from youtube in general
>>34982950
He is a bitch for that why couldnt he hit the fucking mutt in his shit instead of "being proffesional "
Fuck all that if you want to beat them at their game treat them like the dogs they are
>>34985167
Well that's right
>>34984684
Ayy lmao
>>34982950
He looks like the little gay dude from ATL
>>34985223
Are you stupid? When shit got real the nigger started pointing at his camera guy to keep the white guy from hitting him.
>>34985363
So white people are afriad of niggers/cameras?
>>34982950
what am I looking at?
>>34985396
The reason niggers are anything on this earth is because of white guilt laws set in place Play their gameor look like a bitch
Also is that the one leg dude ?
If so he could have out sjw him by b3ing handycap
>>34985416
Play their game*^
Why are you betas posting in a thread about "alphas" on a Friday night?
>>34985413
Nevermind, I decided to read the thread
>>34985223
Aww...calling him a nigger because he was embarrased at how fucking weak that half breed would be.
This is exactly why you do NOT have kids with white women as a black man especially if youre about to make money :)
>>34985396
Like saying "if you hit me i have it on camera" for legal or whatever purpose. You dumb fuck.
>>34985428
/thread
>>34985428
what are cell phones faggot
>>34985552
U r still an autist
I have 3 kids in grade school who finally cooled the fuck out
And i still feel like a fucking sperg for being here tonight
>>34985694
>dad goes to fit
why do i have two dads scooby
>>34983363
>>34984111
There are more important things in a woman than how she looks. Looks fade, and most women are boring and uninteresting. Especially the hot ones
>>34985694
0/10
>>34985710
1)My fault i get pussy
2)have a desk job
3)trying to not be fat after sympathy weight/ a sedentary job that pays very well
Ask your dad about his investments and why you didnt get things you wanted as a child
Yes i let my self go /about 30lbs over weight now but my kids have more then i did or you
Pls pls pls elaborate on how its a bad thing im here especially when most likely you're older then me?
>>34982950
>26/27 yr old
>virgin
>online gf
>lives in his mom's basement
>has no studies or career outside youtube
>"alpha"
>>34985789
has 3 kids
has a shit job that probably wont be able to afford for all three of them to attend private schools
shitting on me when my trust fund is worth more than youll make in your entire career
lel
I've never been to /fit/ before. I've never seen the word "alpha" used so much before. I think you guys are competing bottoms, basically which kind of dicks are best to be put in your asses. Seriously this is literally the gayest thing I have read on 4chan.
>>34985821
Meanwhile your boss who has the power to cut off your income is sucking dick and taking it in the ass to make the millions that he does
Keep making fun of the gays poorfag. We're riding all the way to the bank
>>34985801
Funny belive what you want lottle miss platinum plate up your cunt i could take your route too of justifying why i am an under achiver my paternal grandparents come from money and let it flurish
Yes it will be nice when it comes in but i do not let that define me i am my own man
So please take you mommy and daddy"s meryl lynch petty ass mutual fund trust and blow it in a weekend at the casino
>>34985801
you really got him there bro!
good job!
YEAH!
>>34985830
I'm not making fun of fags. I have gay friends. Nothing is wrong with being gay. But everyone here is gay and they don't know it.
1/2 of you = "I like tall vegan guys fucking me"
other 1/2 of you = "I like roided short guys fucking me"
Don't act you guys have never seen gay / tranny porn before.
>>34985801
Oh really? Take a pic of your bank account.
>>34984009
fuckin inspired.
>manlet
All I'm saying is there isn't a shitload of gay / tranny porn and escorts for a reason. Plus all those "discrete" craigslist gay ads.
You follow a motherfucker if he's a good leader, fighter, commander, etc. All I'm hearing is this gay "zomg he's so alpha look at his pecs" *drool*
It's ok, you're not the only closeted motherfuckers out there. But yes, you guys, ALL YOU GUYS, are gay.
>>34985912
What do you care? Cock size is what matters? Ask your asshole..
It doesn't matter how hard you hide it. Your emotions don't lie. I don't have to be NSA to figure this shit out. If we were back in the day, like back in the swords and shields day, you guys would be willing bottoms for your dear leaders.
Defeated in battle? Lost territory? No worries my lord, let my mouth make you feel better.
- Everyone in here if it was 1015 AD
>>34983659
>>34983960
I am actually jelly. That's my goal body at 60, /fit/. Bear Santa mode.
A friend of mine sent me this, what I'm supposed to do?
>>34985801
>bragging about being handed things to a guy who's working for his shit
lol i'm a nolife faggot and even i can see how pathetic that is m'dude
>>34986030
stay friends.
>>34986030
notify the relevant authorities
>>34986043
>>34986047
Thanks, I don't know what would I do without you
>>34985772
>There are more important things in a woman than how she looks.
^ whiteknight too bright in sight
>>34986030
Tell your "friend" to think about cutting calories to lose that disgusting back roll of yours
>>34985978
go easy with your inner faggot fantasy . You dont have to lump everyone with your failure of being a normal son and you dad's disappointment.
>>34986074
>glad to see youre geared up to head back home
>>34986030
>>34986074
kill it
>>34985223
WASP women are pieces of shit desu, I feel bad for the guy
>>34982950
lmao that scared roiding hipster manlet
>p-p-please go away
>>34982950
based VG
>>34986508
what's the appropriate way to handle that situation? Deck him and go to jail / lose your job?
>>34986030
Run.
>>34983363
can someone please tell me once and for all WHY IS THIS NIGGA GREEN?
I think my definition might be a bit different than others.
To me, there are alpha, beta, males and omega.
Alphas I can recognize on how I would easily feel that they would lead me, that is to be a great leader no matter what. These are people whom I am left in awe with.
Betas are the ones I would ask for advice, and although they are inspiring I would not trust my life to be led by them.
Most men are just males, I care neither for their advice, leadership or opinions. They are there, just like me, like working ants.
Omegas are people I would actively avoid, because their mood is infectious and they could easily drag you down with them.
I wouldn't be able to tell just from looks if anyone were alpha, its more about the deeds and their mindsets.
>>34986540
He's not. That's just a trick of the lighting.
>>34986540
the whitebalance on his phone or camera is slightly purple, making the grays in the photo appear green.
>>34986540
he's more of a yellow hue but the place probably had some blueish LED lighting. Either that or he's absorbing chlorophyll
