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>eating gf out last night
>amidst her moans hear her say "fuck you arms look good"
>mfw
how did you know you made it /fit/?
>performing oral sex on a woman
>Damn anon your ass is so tight
"fuck you, arms! you look good."
>putting your mouth where other dicks have been
That's nasty
"Fuck, son, when did your hole get so fucking hairy?"
>eating gf
>fuck your arms look good
>>34981707
faggot. Oral sex is awesome
>>34981682
I'm fucking nuts
>>34981793
virgin detected
>>34981707
Not op, I love eating out girls, everything about it is a huge turn on for me. I can understand why people don't like it but to each his own, m8
Ps girls like boys who do this well
>eat girl out earlier this week
>literally seemed like she was cumming for a good 2 minutes
>afterwards says damn I give that an A+
How can guys be bad at eating out, it's really not hard
>>34981803
It can be awesome, are you one of those Tony soprano niggas who thinks its the ultimate sign of weakness and means you have an inverted penis?
>>34981682
>sucking gf's cock last night
>she says my back is huge
>mfw
Thankfully she's not a "you're too big, stop working out pls" gains goblin.
Well, girls are actually texting me and tolerating my shit since I posted shirtless pics on insta, so that counts i guess?
>>34981682
>face timing chick
>laying on my side cuddling a pillow shirtless cuz it's bed time
>light from tv making my shoulders and tris and bis look awesome
>notice her looking at my arms
>anon stop flexing
>I'm not tho
>flex for me
>flex arm
>she gets huge ass smile on her face bites her lip a little
>why don't you just snap me in half anon.
felt really god bros I know it wasn't that big of a deal but I was a former fatty fat fat at 290. Now I'm 205 6'4 yeah I'm still fat but not to normies. Feels good bros
>pic related what Imma do with her in the near future
>>34982319
haha i know that feel bro but what you mean she has a cock tho?
>>34981682
When I never needed to debase myself by performing oral sex again.
>>34982546
give her one from me anon
>>34982197
Heck yeah. Also if you make them cum by eating them out, they get so much tighter when you fuck them and they cum so much more easily. It's probably one of my favorite things to do with my wife. Feeling a girl cum around your dick like 10 times is awesome.
Not sure if mirin or accident but a couple girls grabbed/poked my ass on the bus this week. I bus to and from school and have to end up standing since it gets pretty busy, and I'll feel someone palm or poke my ass and turn around and see a 5/10 female smiling. Should note that I wear slim fitting chinos that accentuate my ghetto booty.
>At a rave for the first time
>Notice girl glancing at me outta the corner of my eye
>Eventually pop Molly
>Take shirt off while dancing
>Notice she's standing behind me now
>Gives me her number
Lol alright then
>>34981682
>eating her out
Didn't realize bending over to slurp up kek juice was alpha.
>>34981707
If you don't like eating out a woman then you're a faggot
>>34984359
beta detected
>at rave
>guy keeps staring at me like a creep
>comes and stands in front of me
>takes his shirt of, he's fat and keeps yelling "I LOVE YOU, YOU MIRIN CUNT"
>give him fake number so he goes away
what a faggot
>>34984520
Ouch.
Recently I've know I make it.
>where a tank top for the first time to class
>lab partner is like holy shit do you lift bro!
>you had all the muscle under those shirts!
>at chipotle
>random Asian couple ask me to unscrew their bottles because they can't get the top off
>at work
>new coworkers says you could lift that it's obvious you lift weights.
Really weird to have people act like this around me I'm used to being a skrawny kid.
>Go to Brazilian Jiu-jitsu class for first time
>owner (former Navy SEAL) smacks me on shoulder
>"Wow, you're solid"
>th-thanks
feels excellent
>>34984683
> Solid
>Working at restaurant
>Pass by table of girls who keep staring at me
>Clearly mirin but get on with my job
>It was the main chicks birthday and its customary to sing a really shit and embarrassing birthday song for people with birthdays (Fuck you TGI Fridays)
>Sing with group of other waiters and shes staring into my eyes
>Ohyeah.jpeg
>After the song we scatter and she then confronts me asking for my number
Turns out shes a fucking psycho freak who wouldn't stop calling me. Literally had to block her number. Worst part was when she used her mates phone to call and whatsapp me. Crazy bitch.
>walking to uni post office
>round corner in front of starbucks in union square
>3 girls sitting together all turn heads, look directly at me
>smile back
Does this count?
>>34984714
> Thick
>>34984716
Another one now
>On a date with some qt artsy chick
>When we first meet in the city, we exchange greetings and converse
>Get talking about how she looks better IRL
>She agrees with the statement and says she gets that a lot
>She then proceeds to say the same about me but a lot more passionately
>Literally stares me in the eyes with an almost fuck me like face stating "You're so buff...." which in British slang stands for "you're hot"
>Walking in town
>End up seeing an old family friend I haven't seen in years
>We catch up and mentions how she's meeting with my sis before she heads back to her uni
>We part ways after a while and I head home
>After a while my sis comes back home and tells me straight away how the girl kept calling me beautiful and really hot.
gettt in son
>>34982319
>sucking gf's cock last night
>gf's cock
>>34984520
Kek
>>34984775
Yes
>>34981792
Kek, underrated post.
>>34984846
observant one aren't you
>>34984347
>not satisfying your girl
Enjoy her cheating on you
>>34984780
Wrong meme m'friend.
>>34984780
>Tight
>>34982303
d-do you have any advice, Senpai?
>>34984828
Good for you anon.
>not disregarding girls for currency and gains
Goddamn you guys will never make it.
>>34981707
Kek'd
>>34985246
Look up the key and peele sketch about cunnilingus class. It's comedy and everything but if you do it it works like damn
>made thread about how some girl keeps looking at me for months
>started coming in with her bf and they both begin looking at me
>everyone said the dude was her gay friend or something and to just talk to her
>today
>doing my thing
>she like ususal gets there later than me with the same guy
>we start doing the same shit again of when we are close we avoid eyes completely but if we have space we hold eye contact
>doing stiff leg deads after squats
>she's doing them in the (fuck i forogt the name lol the machine squat shit)
>we catch eyes and I just blurt out "why not do them here?"
>ff and now somehow I'm teaching her how to do them with the bar
>we are having this weird awkward small talk between sets while sitting on bench
>the dude never comes around
>out of nowhere "do I make you nervous?"
>huh
>"well you never seem to look at me when I come in"
>uh..I just workout and try to avoid everyone hehe
>"oh"
>What..you want to open your own spaghetti warehouse?! Well shit
>blurt out "actually out of all the girls I've seen in the gym you're the only one I kinda get flustered around."
>she goes super red but says nothing
>wtf did I just say?!
>guy comes by and she says she has to leave
>think I fucked up royally when right before she leaves completely see her looking my way again
So my spaghetti done fucked me up didn't it? he works at the gym so I'm sure she's going to tell all the workers.
>>34985485
Let's be honest though, eating girls out really is for homosexuals and betas.
>>34985528
>eating girls out really is for homosexuals
Go look up the meaning of homosexual
>>34985485
interesting stuff anon, start a thread later on to keep me updated im curious!!
>>34985533
Ok, I did. It says here "guy who does faggot things such as eating out girls".
>>34985528
Agreed
>>34981682
Went to a big party tonight, literally heard a girl say "omg his arms are way too big tho" and then proceed to always target me in the drinking game and try to talk to me multiple times.
>>34985533
>What are lesbians
>>34984520
this is why im scared to get high when i've been browsing /fit/ frequently. i'll probably just spew a bunch of /fit/ memes which are either
1. cringeworthy to people who go on /fit/ or
2. make no sense to people who dont.
>Getting into shower
>see flabby love handles in mirror, wanting to an hero
>"your butt is looking really good recently anon," says gf
>feel up butt is shower, is more shapely and muscular than gf's
Feels good famiglia 2bee8ch
>>34981792
Maximum quality post
>>34985528
>>34985561
>>34984653
enjoy it while the novelty lasts, it gets tired quick
How did the nigger cum taste?
>>34982197
>Ps girls like boys who do this well
Who cares?
>>34985609
>Lack of homolust makes you a child
>>34981774
>yfw just thinking about it makes me rock hard
I just wanna lick some Pusat
>>34985622
Of course it doesn't but your refusal to perform oral on a woman because her yucky lady-parts give you the heebiejeebies certainly does.
>>34985656
blood comes out of there, and other dicks have been in there, not to mention it's a sperm repository
it isnt entirely sanitary
>>34985650
fag
>>34985676
Anons like myself have a wee penus, and have to make ourselves stand out from the crowd somehow, so we learn to eat out
If you don't love burying your face in vaginal you're:
A) literally gay
B) dating nasty sloots with no concept of hygiene
>>34985780
foreplay is fucking boring
people only do it cause they have to
or they are bitches, either or.
>>34985767
iktfb
>tfw dick just barely 7 inches
>>34985650
kek
>>34985528
A new meme is born.
>>34985780
C) Not a closet case or pathetic beta
>>34985823
>loving vaginas is gay
Woops my bad friend guess I'm a huge homo
>>34985197
>Deep
>>34985602
did this the other day but with "designated shitting street"
don't even remember the context but as soon as those words left my mouth a torrent of spaghetti started to flow into it, i was choking, sobbing, gasping for air, no more spaghetti pls ill be a good boy desu
>>34985485
wow, you sound like a faggot. good job.
>>34982576
>>34984846
>2015
>not having a gf with a cute little feminine penis
>not sucking it while fingering her ass to hear her whimper and beg
>not watching it flop uselessly while you hold her off the ground and fuck her
>not watching her stroke it slowly as she gives you a blowjob
>>34985872
With your dick, no
With your mouth, yes
>>34985810
DW bro, we'll make it
>>34985823
Why you hating on cunnilingus artists lad? Is it coz no1 would lick ur boipussi?
>>34985915
Why the name calling?
>>34985792
Guarantee you've never had sex
>>34986014
Seconded lad
Eating out is my favourite part of sex, I go drunk and buggered a 17 year old friend of my high school brothers, shit was fresh as Irish spring
Maybe it's just /r9k/fags leaving their containment board but can someone explain this movement on 4chan against going down on women? Imagine if women started giving each other shit for sucking dick by saying only lesbians do it.
>>34986273
This 2b8ch, going down on women is literally the straightest thing you can do:
>penetrative sex
Can be done with a man
>blow job
Can be given by a man
>eating ass
Can be done to a man
Eating pussy is literally the only sexual act that can exclusively be done to women
>>34985485
Anon I remember this story (which makes me realise I need to leave this site) but you did good lad. That line makes you less intimidating and more attractive to a girl, she went red because she was having her own solo spaghetti party. Go tear that ass up.
>>34985676
Do you expect her to suck your dick though?
>>34986273
Women shouldn't suck dick either.
>>34986273
>only lesbians suck dick
what the fuck..that makes no sense
>get sucked off
>don't reciprocate the favour
rude
>be straight
>get roozled into going with femfriends to a gay club
>dance my ass off anyway with qts who probably think I'm a complete faggot
>sometime amidst the dance floor chaos I unbutton my shirt all the way (there was guys in thongs and shit everywhere so I got a little comfy)
>end up taking a break from dancing and go outside
>talking qts when one of the queerest of the club yells at me across the yard
>"WHOA! HOT. BODY."
>"y-you too.."
>>34986399
That's the point. I've seen people here say it's gay to eat pussy, and one anon in this thread said homos do it.
>>34986437
that sounds amazing tbqh, not even gay either
>>34986433
Better rude than a weak ass bitch
>>34986453
nah
you're all faggots
all of you
>match with grill on tinder
>recognize her from my gym, hit her up
>end up being fuckbuddies
>she's a runner mostly but lifts sometimes
>Start lifting with her on the reg, introduce her to the compounds
>She's mirin my lmao4plaet dead like its a world record
>Bang after every gymsession at my place
>Used condoms at first, now going raw
>Start teasing each other before and in the gym
>She has a huge fetish for my back and traps
>Walk around with constant marks on my back from her nails digging in
>>34984846
Feminine penis doesn't count bruh. n-no homo.
Mirin 2b8ch
>>34985058
being this new
>>34985485
I don't personally think it's a horrible line. It isn't great but... it's not bad. It's something, anyways. Better than nothing.
>>34985953
Ha ha ha, you are gay
>>34985485
>blurt out "actually out of all the girls I've seen in the gym you're the only one I kinda get flustered around."
Women love this kind of shit. It actually works better the more buff and intimidating you are. They feel like they're special and like you're opening up to them. Women are so into emotional that to them, it's like getting to take a hot girls virginity, except instead she's getting to pop an emotional cherry. Its almost insanely stupid but it's the truth.
You just have to not be weird about it and say some shit like "WHEN I'M AROUND YOU MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT, I GET BUTTERFLIES LOL" or you will never recover
source: a practiced manipulator of women
>>34986469
Son I am proud
>working out at my shitty home/work gym while abroad for work
>sit down on box in between sets of squats
>look over at myself in the mirror and seem to finally notice muscle/size progress
>feel like a big guy and snap a picture
Self mires are awesome. I am already generally seen as a /fit/ guy by most people, so it is refreshing to have some self validation. Still looking forward to working out in a gym with others again and the natty test boost mires give. Idk about you guys, but it definitely helps me on those heavy lifts to know people are watching.
>>34981792
Lol
>>34985619
Not virgins
>>34986469
that feel when the sweat from working out drips into your cuts and starts stinging. So hot
>Be me
>Slowly crawling out of DYEL zone
>Surf Hot Or Not on normiebook for shits and giggles
>Mfw 18yo girls send me messages asking for shirtless pics
>Mfw 18yo girls ask me out
>Mfw they are ten years younger than I am
>Mfw I really don't know how to feel about this
>Feels good I guess
>>34986636
>scoobs head shape
>>34986509
Don't get insecure because you aren't aware of recent memes. You referenced the "Thick, Solid, Tight" copypasta originating from bodybuilding.com, however, the post you were replying to was in reference to the "15 year old cousin feeling pecs" copypasta that has it's roots in 4chan mirin' threads. Go back to the miscellaneous board of bodybuilding.com you low class swine.
>>34987151
You get a chance to fuck women at their prime age, what's not to like here?
>>34982546
bro how long did it take to lose that weight, im 290 right now and lost 20 pound so far
>>34984683
>>34987181
>>34987213
I dunno man, I guess I feel I'm getting too old for this shit. Still feels nice to have some prime bitches stroke my ego.
>>34987394
WHat does it mean?
>touching female
>she grabs my arm and pushes my hand into her boobs as "a joke"
>touching thighs with leggy qt in hottub
>she does not pull away
>and then some asshole sluts jumped in between us
>>34981774
>almost 2015+1
>not getting the jizz off your gf cunt for the extra protein while you're not sucking dick
Do you even wanna make it?
>>34985485
Bro shes into you, you did nothing wrong, in fact id say thats a winning line. The next time you see her you have to talk to her otherwise it will be weird as fuck. just ask for her number, whats the worst that can happen? she says oh i have a bf. you've got nothing to loose. just do it.
>>34986585
It's not gay if it's a girl bruh.
>>34987617
Haha, don't you know liking girls makes you gay bruh? Learn to /fit/
>>34984828
>stating "You're so buff...." which in British slang stands for "you're hot"
In Australia it means "swole", rather than "fit" or even more generically "hot"
>fucking gf
>have my hands on her waist pulling her into me and just railing out
>while this is happening she tells me "i love seeing your shoulder and arm muscles flex while you fuck me"
>take hand off her waist and pull and patrick bateman and do a front double bicep as a slam my cock into her
My ex gf once told me that I had nice calves.
Losing 100lbs was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.
>>34981682
>full homo here
>being buttfucked by afro american bf
> amidst his moan hear him say "Yo yo' glutes peep great, muh motha fuckin dear! and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah!"
>mfw
>>34985953
>tfw no qt trap gf
Why even live?
>>34982329
>Tfw girls finally treat you like a real human bean
>And a real hero
>>34984520
I must unite the /fit/ peoples under one banner.
>>34984683
Solid
>>34984828
>Normies get out
>Ree.jaypeg
>>34988027
>>34988027
Do it.
And name yourself Gainghis Khan.
>>34987557
Kek newfag
>>34981707
I agree
>not sucking cocks for that natty semen
>>34988102
semen is basically concentrated gains
>NoFap + suckdick masterrace
>use dicksucking money to buy protein powder
get on my fucking level, peasants
>At gym the other day
>Squat racks taken, ask to work in on another guy's set who's just starting
>Check his form mentally. It's not bad, but needs a little work.
>Get up to my working set, crank out the reps
>When I'm 2 sets in, he asks for my advice
>Says I look like I've got experience and know what I'm doing
>Asks for my advice on routines
>Tfw I feel DYEL as fuck
>Intensified by the fact that I wear my glasses to the gym and have longer hair than everyone there by a long shot
Feels fucking great, man.
>>34985485
>Writing in my blog about some guy that keeps looking at me for months
>Comes in all alone, watching me and my trainer intently
>Everyone's telling me he's single, and that I should go talk to him
>Today
>Doing my thing
>He, like usual, gets there earlier than me, alone
>We start doing the same shit again, where when we are close, we avoid eyes completely, but if we have space we hold eye contact
>I head to that machine squat shit to do that routine I found on the tumblr, fitness page
>We catch eyes and chocolate bursts out of my purse
>I stand there, like a deer in headlights
>In order to fill my awkward silence, he tries talking to me
>"Why not do them here?"
>ChocolateOverload.tumblr.com
>Fast forward, and now, somehow, I've managed to convince him to "teach" me how to do it with a bar
>He keeps having to fill my awkward silence between sets while sitting on the bench
>My usual trainer was super busy today, so he wasn't here to check up on me
>He looks me in the eyes and asks if he makes me nervous
>"H-h-h-huh?"
>What the fuck did I just do?
>"Well you never look at me when I come in."
>Oh, I, uh, just...Workout and try to avoid everyone! Hehe!"
>Avoid everyone. Hehe.
>Hehe.
>Hehe.
>He looks at me, all weirded out, and he just sadly says "Oh."
>Chocolate is bursting out of my purse so badly the Swiss want to hire me as a replacement for one of their malfunctioning cocoa factories.
>Internally dying
>Suddenly, he says "Actually, out of all the girls I've seen in the gym, you're the only one I kinda get flustered around."
>My face goes red and my heart beats a bit faster
>What the fuck did he just say?
>My trainer finds me and I tell the guy I have to leave.
>I think I fucked up royally, but when I take a quick peek over at him, I totally catch him admiring me
So my chocolate done fucked me up, didn't it? My trainer-friend works at the gym, so I'm sure he's going to make fun of me to all his coworkers. He's such a silly goofball.
>>34982303
Girls are all feelings, if they feel it's awkward they won't get turned on by the ol' lickaroo. Guys don't care if the girl is super awkward as long as the d is in their mouth.
>>34986636
One punch man cosplay pls
>go with sister to a concert
>wear tank
>sisters qt female friend who's known me for almost 10 years is there
>'wow anon where did you get all these muscles from'
>she feels my arms
>sheepishly laugh as what the fuck people never say nice things to me
First time I got mired. Feels good man.
>>34981682
Yeah when I was going down on my gf she...
Wait naw I don't have a gf
>tfw
>>34981707
this guy is right, cunts smell/taste like pure cancer (and yeah i've been with multiple girls)
>>34986273
Submitting to a woman is beta
It is actually more beta to eat pussy than suck dick when you think about it
>>34988531
try being with a vegan/fruitarian gf. Cunt clean, no weird smells/fishy smells. joy
>>34988532
only if you do it out of submission. It's more beta to think about whats beta and whats not, it's alpha to do what you feel like/want. If you wanna stick your face in her sweet cunt and lick it, stick your tongue in it and watch her writhe and then split her with your dick, do it. Don't sperg out autistically debating whats submitting and what's not.
>>34988532
autistic logic gets you to
>I'd rather suck a dick than lick a pussy
>>34988630
>It's more beta to think about whats beta and whats not, it's alpha to do what you feel like/want.
What if "what you want" is to watch your gf get railed by bbc while you're dick is locked up in a cock cage? Is that alpha?
>>34981707
If you manage to get a good clean one it tastes like sugar. Sweet low carb snack! No calories!
>Be at a medicine congress with gf
>It's mostly just doctors and a couple of students
>During lunch break we head to the mall near the hotel
>Feeling good and confident
>We find a table and I go to order shitty fast food
>A couple of teenagers get behind me in line
>Hear them whisper "Is he s doctor? I want him to examine me"
>Keep my cool, check gf, and proceed to order
>Waiting for order while i feel a poke on my back
>"Excuse me are you a doctor?"
> "Not yet but I'm close"
>"So um my friend over there thinks you're handsome and she was wonder if you could give her your number"
>I reply "Thanks for the compliment but I got a gf"
>"Oh I'm sorry"
>Get my order and meet gf at the table, kiss her while knowing they write watching us
Felt good
Pic related, congress I went
I'm this poster >>34981707 from yesterday, I was drunk and missing my ex and OP triggered me. I spent most of the thread samefagging about how beta giving oral to a girl was when I actually love it. Though it depends on a girl's hygiene.
>>34988664
D:
s-sure man
>be 18
>it's schoolies week in australia which pretty much means hundreds of horny 17 & 18 year olds flock to the gold coast
>see on snapchat hot girls being sluts in every way imaginable to every guy they see
>a friend told me she lost her virginity at schoolies and racked her count up to 4 by the end of the week
>see all this while sitting in my bedroom at 3am sunday morning
>i spent my saturday night training chest and arms, reading modern philosophy, and finding pictures of europe for my "goals" folder
kind of miring myself since I'm being productive yet i feel like my youth is being wasted not doing degenerate teenager stuff
>also tfw when no gf
>>34988825
Why the fuck didn't you go? Being a degenerate for a week at senior week and spring break was fun af
>>34984653
>>where a tank top for the first time to class
please don't
>>34985485
CUTE
U
T
E
>>34988344
idk what that is, familia. I'm sorry.
>upon googling it looks kinda cool
>>34987394
everytime
>>34985485
>actually out of all the girls I've seen in the gym you're the only one I kinda get flustered around
husbando tier line
ask her out next time you see her
>>34990000
Checked
>>34981792
Kek why did i laugh
>>34985485
that's an awesome line, mate
>on a date last night
>Venezuelan chick, qt3.14
>go to a salsa club
>start dancing
>puts her hand on my shoulder
>squeezes and her eyes light up like Christmas
>this goes on
>go back to her place
>start making out
>"Anon, I can't stop touching your torso!"
>takes my shirt off
>"holy shit! you're like a Greek statue or something!"
>often.mp3
>fuck twice that night and once this morning
t-thanks /fit/
>be me
>go to party
>qt crush is there
>I'm laying down in her bed sober because I don't want to lose my gains
>she's sitting beside me with two of her friends
>her friends start bugging us to kiss each other
>mfw she said stuff like "o my god, I don't know if I can", "lol ewww" and was laughing a lot at it
>I guess the laughing wasn't that bad, but the words hurt because I am ugly
>end up kissing her, not much just a little peck
>later that night, when she's sleeping beside me the local bearmode homoman comes in the room
>"you got a nice ass there, eh?"
Better than nothing I guess.
>>34990251
>"lol ewww"
What the fuck is wrong with women? How old are these chicks? I did that sort of shit in middle school a couple times to girls, and I still feel bad.
>>34988668
>Smart
>Rich
>Handsome
>GF
Sometimes I'll dream about living the life you have smhtbqhtbh
>>34987746
>iktfb
>was 290
>205 now at 6'4 still fat Lel
>making out with girl
>climbs on my lap and is runing hand up and down my chest and shoulders
>moves to my arms tell me to flex
>I do
>tfw could have fucked her
>tfw no rubber
>tfw missed out on sex with a 4'12 qt
Ohhh well
>>34985609
made me laff
>>34988161
How much do you lift?
>>34988825
> training chest and arms, reading modern philosophy, and finding pictures of europe for my "goals" folder
>productive
to what? whats the point if you're not enjoying things
but if thats what you enjoy then kudos
>>34985884
I died rip
