>Hey anon, do you want to go camping with me and bear today? oh.. you're going to workout. o-ok.
Why doesn't bear kill?
>>34980573
Because they're friends, creep!
>>34980540
10/10 would pet and stroke fur
>>34980540
>tfw no bear bro to lift and hunt with
>>34980540
>tfw a stupid hairy guy can get a qt3.14 but i can't
is bear mode really the key to getting girls, /fit/?
>>34980540
That bears looks old
>tfw no bearmode bf
>>34980573
Same reason your dog or cat doesn't scratch your eye out when you forget to feed it once. If it behaves a certain way wth you, it will eventually get a reward
>>34980648
But one is a domestic animal raised from birth and the other is a wild animal some roastie found...?
>>34980661
as far as you know it could be a bear born in a zoo and shes its caretaker since birth.
>>34980540
> you will never have a pet bear
>>34980669
She looks like 16 dude, I'm not saying there isn't a chance you're right. This shit is gonna keep me up all night
>>34980590
I want this:(
>>34980639
I can be your bearmode bf
>>34980573
Most teeth pulled. I bet they removed the bear's claws too. It's sick what people do to domesticate wild animals.
>>34980694
It's not a real Bear you retard. You can clearly see it's fake in the last pic, its not even moving.
Literally my dream come true.
>>34980694
i wasnt implying that was the case, just a possibility. we cant really judge from these pictures. so OP sauce? moar?
incidentally a friend of mine is 28 and she looks like jailbait. some people have told me she looks 15-16 in pictures.
>>34980772
Got any lewd pics of your friend?
>>34980742
Good catch, now I want OP to spill the back story about this poor bear.
>>34980750
>how can anything be real if our eyes aren't real
>>34980772
Post pics of friend
>>34980795
>>34980803
i dont own no lewds and id rather keep her pics away from this mongolian bear spotting forum.
sorry anons
>>34980742
Didn't notice at first but yea you're right.
People who feel the need to make animals like this into a pet is bad enough but to mutilate it for your safety? Fuck
>>34980795
fuck the bears
>>34980860
That's illegal in my country.
>>34980831
Just post friend
>>34980831
Pls anon, I need it for my loli bear raising fantasy
>>34980540
SHOO
SHOO
>>34980831
post pics faggot
>>34980573
Must have some mental damage / whatever.
Bears cannot be tamed and they are always dangerous as fuck.
Chances are he will some day just kill her.
>>34980832
Most people do the same with cats; get them declawed and spade or neutered.
>tfw you will never go swimming with your polar bear cardio bro
Why even live?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g7rZTZBOrqQ
>>34980949
I struggle to see how a domesticated cat or dog is comparable to a bear but yea sure. Declawing is nasty to do to a cat but spaying and neutering is absolutely necessary today
>you will never have a bear bro to hunt in the wilderness with, and build a literal bearmode physique through hunting salmon and hunting deer with your bro
>timothy treadwell
i like the other kinds of bears tbf
>>34980831
give us the pictures or we fuck you up
>tfw no bear
>>34980540
Maybe another time babe.
>>34980573
What >>34980742 said. Most teeth are pulled, and probably de-clawed. Bear in this video has his teeth / claws and although he is "tamed" they can snap at an instant. BTW the guy in the video dies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zawUFZxfL-c
>>34980987
How is it absolutely necessary? My dog isn't neutered.
>>34980623
that is a big old bear. see how you can't see both ears at once? the bear's head is huge, and the rest of it with it
>>34982864
you, I like you
>>34980540
Why does bear have no teeth?
>>34985680
Circus bear, they remove them so they don't bite their trainers/handlers
>>34980540
>Tfw no bear to treat like a cat
Why live?
>>34980540
Now THATS bear mode
This thread is
unbearable
>>34986005
checkem
>>34986039
checkem
