I just walked in the door carrying two 5 gallon water jugs at the same time. My mom was all like "you're crazy strong". Lol, that's not impressive at all.
I'm not even humble bragging. I only bench 205 lbs for 5 reps.
Pic not related but does anyone know what game that is? I saw that screen shot on Imgur and now I'm curious.
>>34972785
I'm curious about this mmo as well now
Blade & Soul.
>>34972785
>>34972821
Blade and Soul.
Western servers are in closed beta senpais.
>>34972785
>That skinny ass arm
jej
Son, don't ever disparage your mom like that. Even when you're feeling like the worst skinnyfat out there she will look at your noodle arms and call them huge, a lot of people don't get that esteem boost.
>>34972785
>Chapter 1. Morning on Unity Pea
>k
>>34972830
>>34972836
Thanks.
>>34972844
True. You can always count on your mother to boost your self esteem.
>>34972785
Blade and Soul bro, comes out Janurary, its been around in the east since '12. but it still looks fun.
>>34972844
During the three years I stopped lifting in highschool my mom and dad would call me small and shit all the time. Especially my fucking mom she would harangue me on how much of a skinny little bitch I was.
>>34973201
>tfw pops talked mad shit all day errday when i couldnt wrangle drywall sheets all day
>>34972785
I bench even less than you and could carry 2 5 gallon jugs as well. Normies have no idea about fitness
>tfw people think I've gotten too thin but I'm still like 20% BF
Fucking normies
You can't blame them though. Fitness and all this shit takes so much research and knowledge, you'd have no idea unless you were really into it.
>>34974502
>Fitness and all this shit takes so much research and knowledge
Eh, I wouldn't say a WHOLE bunch, but people do get some wild assumptions. My mom thought I was on roids because of my 3-4 month noob gains.
>>34974527
My mum knows about calories and macros because I helped her lose around 60kg, but she still doesn't understand the concept of bulking and cutting.
I think it's just a shock to people when you start off skinny and start building muscle, or when you start off fat and start getting in shape. You end up looking a lot different.
Normies probably think benching 1 pl8 is pretty strong
>>34974596
I sure as fuck did, lmao.
>>34974596
Lol, that reminds me of a guy I knew freshman year of college who would brag about his 200 lb squat. It amazed me that other people considered it impressive.
>>34974502
I'm able to pick up 200lb bundles of wire and put them on a truck. 8 hours a day.
>Probably move 50+ tons a day
Don't even sweat anymore isn't muscle adaptation great?
>>34975629
>2015
>being a blue collar wage slave
>>34975629
Have fun with your destroyed joints at 40
>>34975993
Have fun dying of old age/disease or an acccident.
>>34972785
>gobblemynuts
Great username
>>34976424
lol, I didn't notice that at first
>>34972785
>calling your own mother a normie
she was probably just trying to make you feel a bit better about your failures as a human being, anon, cut her some slack.
>>34972785
Remeber anon, no one is there for you like your mother is. Your gym bro secretly wishes you were weaker than him, your friends all think you spend to much time at the gym, girls think you're compensating, even your dad is always coming at you with some 70's bro science. But your mom, anon, your mom is always at the ready with a nutritious protein-rich meal and a compliment about how big your arms look these days. Appreciate her.
>>34972844
I love you mom
>>34972844
>Even when you're feeling like the worst skinnyfat out there she will look at your noodle arms and call them huge, a lot of people don't get that esteem boost.
Your moms raise the worst kids I swear.
>>34978212
>broken home kid detected
>>34978239
> if mommy doesn't treat you as a special snowflake you're from a broken home
I'll also tell you why you get the special snowflake treatment: your moms have no faith in you. When she compliments the size of your noodle arms it's because she knows, in her heart, that is the best you can ever do.
>>34978264
>what is unconditional love
>implying moms need to be drill sergeants
I feel sorry for you m8, seems like momzilla made you a bitter little dude
>>34978239
That isnt how you greentext newfag
>>34978280
Wanna know how I know you're the newfag? :^)
>>34972785
5 gallons of water only weighs 42 pounds.
>>34978277
> it's either unconditional love or drill sergeants
Mommy molly coddling really fucks you snowflakes up
>>34978319
Newfag to reddit maybe, that isnt how you greentext throw yourself down a well
>>34978329
Well I'm not the one flipping my shit over the fact that some people have supporting parents
>>34978347
>WTF FUCKING NEWFAG YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO GREENTEXT PROPERLY KILL URSELF WTF
this is how autistic you sound m8
>>34978411
>im pretending i dont browse reddit
>i dont understand the rules for greentexting but that doesnt matter im a unique human being and if i do something wrong then thats okay i just did it my way not wrong
SJW nigger spotted
>>34978367
m8, one thing is a supportive mom but a completely different is a mom that turns you into a delusional person
>>34978510
>implying anyone with noodle arms believes their mom when she says they're big
Yeah, we're the delusional ones here m8.
>>34978441
>>34978607
It seems a pretty weird thing to get an ego boost from then.
>>34978441
this
>6'4 235lbs
>~1200 total (spinal injury in 2011 so my squat lags)
>everyone thinks I'm some hulking mass mon dyer
>consider myself fat DYEL
>>34978322
I know, that's why I said it isn't impressive.
tfw I singlehandedly carry 4 sacks of potatoes at a time (25kg eaach) and my dad still calls me weak :_: sucks being eastern europoorean I guess i.e the big z
