See guys, just seven months of clean eating and SS or push pull 4 days a week and you can look like this.
nigga was demolishing every challenger while clean. what kind of monster is he going to be now that he's on whatever he's on now?
>>34970181
>he's not as disgusting as me, he's on something
Actual weightlifting? Yea, he's gonna be a lot stronger in the octagon.
>>34970164
How do you beat random, unannounced drug testers who show up at your house and do blood tests? Also lighting and pump, you should know this by now.
>>34970164
Goddamn,
Is that even the same guy
>>34970201
>How do you beat random, unannounced drug testers who show up at your house and do blood tests?
why would he be getting drug tested? Unless i'm misunderstanding your comment.
>>34970199
>implying he's not on gear now
>>34970201
>>34970199
Ive been doing dedicated powerlifting natural for 3.5 years, and have a 3pl8 bench. I just look like a normal guy with tits.
7 months? fuck him
>>34970164
Those pictures are two years apart.
>Off season 2013 vs off season 2015
>>34970226
He is comparing offseason pics, but he says right there the transformation was in 7 months, 4 days a week powerlifting
>>34970201
Because they aren't actually random or unannounced.
They are "random" in the sense that they send his agent a notice saying they're gonna be testing his client today/tomorrow/whenever. It is then the agent's job to buy enough time for the drugs (short esters and base compounds only for someone under close watch like Jones) to be reduced to normal T/E ratios in the client's body. Typically no more than a day or so depending on what he's using.
This is what separates good agents from shit ones. Shit ones can't buy time, so their clients get caught. Armstrong had one of the fucking best, but he slipped up eventually. Buying time can be anything from putting the client on a long flight somewhere (very common and easy solution) to being difficult to work with/a smooth talker when setting up the testing time/location.
It's pretty much a big game, and is why you see a few top dog agents covering all of the best athletes, because those few dudes are the absolute best at keeping their athletes from getting caught.
>>34970238
That means jack shit. The pictures are two years apart; why didn't he just use a more recent picture?
And, IF he made that complete transformation in 7 months he is on gear.
Do we really need these kind of thread every fucking day?
>random guy puts on 100 lbs of muscle in two days
>guiiise he is on gear???
>>34970279
cause the photo on the left is of him before his training camp from his previous fight. the photo on the right is him before starting his training camp for his upcoming fight.
he was away from the sport (and stripped of his title) cause he snorted a few lines of coke, drove around new mexico, hit a pregnant woman, ran from the scene of the accident, proceeded to come back to the scene of the accident to gather drugs and paperwork that identified him (despite the car being his but, yknow, coke), and ran off again to hide from police until the coke left his system.
but he's not the type to be on gear, right anon?
>>34970331
>he's not the type to be on gear, right anon?
ofc not - he is a special unique snowflake that would never touch that
>>34970268
UFC's new drug testing isn't like that anymore tho, you have to give them constant notification of wherever you are and they just show up unannounced. They don't tell anybody, they were hired by the ufc but they report their results to the commision.
>>34970412
unless you're a poster child for the UFC that is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQgvr_imvXo
repercussions? he's still fighting. kek
>>34970459
The athletic commission issues the bans and the ufc enforces them or faces consequences. The commission does not care about poster boys, the was not banned because of the circumstances surrounding the test.
>>34970536
>"i'm not there."
>"why didn't you update us on where you were going?"
>"i forgot."
>"oh okay, all is well."
>>34970556
It's fair
>>34970412
See
>>34970556
I dunno where you got this info, but it's still done pretty much the same way. The agent does the updating of where they are, the client isn't tasked with that shit, that's the whole point of having an agent. Everything still runs through the agent with the top-tier athletes and therefore good agents can still stall and misdirect testers giving the athlete ample time to get stuff out of their system. Also, the test is still just the basic T/E ratio test, it isn't the full steroid test. Individuals can be blasting the fuck out of GH (hello GSP and your insanely fast knee injury recovery) and shoot up 10 minutes before testing, still coming out clean because the T/E test doesn't touch that shit. You can also use base compounds that only stick around for short periods of time, allowing a normal T/E ratio despite shooting up and training your ass off in the morning. They know there won't be another test as long as results are being processed, so there's a grace period of a week or so they can rampantly use drugs before going back to playing it safe.
The Olympic system is by far the most extensive, and people still very easily beat it. They test both before the lifting and after, yet the Chinese whoop those tests asses with dat dere trenbolone base usage. It's easy shit.
>>34971320
>"unannounced, year-round in- and out-of-competition testing," including both blood and urine testing, "with the possibility of a collection occurring any place, any time, with no notice,"
They do not inform your agent in advance anymore
>>34971320
>The Olympic system is by far the most extensive
Nope it is the new ufc one
