>College dropout
>No friends
>Virgin
>21 next month
>5 months of SS
>No progress because can't eat as much as I should
>No gf
>Pretty much completely dropped out of life
What the fuck. I didn't know life could go wrong so fast.
What do you faggots eat? That's pretty much the only thing I have to do now.
Get the fuck out of here with your stupid excuses. GOMAD + SS
>>34968680
SS isn't a meme?
>>34968649
Worst part of this: you fell for the SS troll. Who knows how much less depressed you would be with a proper routine.
>>34968876
SS is a troll is a troll.
>>34968649
>can't eat
You mean won't, faggot.
>>34968649
>my beautiful dark twisted fantasy
>>34968649
I'm scared to death about approaching girls brehs.
I keep imagining how it's all gonna go horribly wrong. Can't even keep a conversation going with one.
Meanwhile my best friend, who I've known since kindergarden, is chatting them up left and right, showing me the nudes they're sending him making it all worse.
Lifting and college are all I got. I don't want these feels.
Bohoo.. go cry in a corner.
I was a virgin until 25, until I decided to start socialising and hooking up with grills.
Have a gf for over 2 years now and constantly work on improving myself.
Get a grip on yourself, you can fucking do it.
Wish I would have turned my life around at 21. But fuck regrets.
The best day is today.
/fit/, i need some advice. Now I'm not complaining about much, my life's pretty cool, except I'm still a virgin at 19 going on 20. There's this pretty cute chubby girl that is DTF that I've been friends with for awhile, but idk if I want to lose the v card to her. Should I just smash and get it over with?
>>34969023
Don't make a big deal on it.
Honestly, once I lost my virginity I wondered why I made such a big thing about it.
In the grand scheme of things, it matters naught fellow anon.
If anything, you learn more about yourself.
>>34968860
it is
>>34969056
that's good to hear, I won't bang the fat chick and I'll just wait until I find a 10/10 qt
besides masturbating isn't too bad
>>34968992
Today was kinda lousy as far as days go desu
>>34969071
That or you fuck her to finally know how it feels to have sex.
But don't worry about the freaking age things, it's overblown and overhype thanks to movies and social conditioning.
Do what feels right to you.
I'd say only worry if you are like 30, still living in your moms basement and fapping to futa.. then you might want to reconsider..
You need humor my friend.
Humor is the missing ingredient.
Your pain goes when you can laugh.
And all girls want their man to make them laugh.
Steady your routine and learn how.to be funny. Yea its harder for some but if you can get laughing youll be fine.
Come back in 6 years and I'll be in your exact same position as you are right now. You're still young.
>>34969626
>learn to be funny
implying it's not genetic...
pls tell me how to make funny jokez pls anon
>>34969675
Start by never going to 4chan again.
How can I meet new girls?At the uni is kinda hard...
I'm 21 and I'm losing hope
>>34968968
You're retarded man. Girls aren't aliens. Just approach them how you would approach anyone else
>>34968649
I'm pretty much exactly the same except I'll be 22 next month
Got ya beat OP
>>34969723
Go to social events at something you'd like
Maybe a meet and greet at a local bookstore for lovers of the same novels,
art groups, music groups etc
Whatever your interests are, a group out there exists for it
>>34968649
How's your economic status?
>>34968649
Have more full fat foods to get your calories up without adding much volume. Also, drink a mass gainer, but go for one low in sugars so you don't get fat. MHP Up Your Mass is good, have that with whole milk.
>>34969777
Nobody in this shitty country has my same interests
>>34969675
Just watch some stand up and learn how to deliver jokes. Spend some time thinking of go to jokes you can use and don't be afraid to try and fail.
It's a skill set you can easily practice.
>>34969814
Where do you live? What do you like?
>>34969814
Get some hobbies, I used to have no hobbies, now I hike, surf, do Judo, go to a Spanish conversational group once a month to practice.
>>34969839
Italy.I like going to the gym ofc,reading sci-fi books,reading about modern architecture and listening to electronic music(the types that nobody likes here)
>>34969850
I don't have much time,thanks to Uni(I'm an engineering student)
>>34969023
Bro just fuck her. It will be fun.
>>34968649
i want to put my mouth on her mouth
>>34969744
>tfw cant approach anybody
>solitude
>>34968649
All of these have solutions, brother.
>College dropout
Go back. File for FAFSA (which you should have done anyway), see what kind of aid is offered to you. If you're over 24, it goes off your own individual income rather than your parents, thereby increasing how much aid you'll receive if you're low-income.
>No friends
If you're adamant on not going back to college (which you should fucking do), then find clubs and groups that share your interests and hobbies. Look into local events, concerts, etc. and just start talking to people. CAUTION: Lower your power level a bit since some people are judgmental as fuck (in which case, don't be their friend). For the most part, most people are nice or kind.
>Virgin
Just start talking to girls. Start simple, what do they do, if they go to college, what's their major, interests, etc. You *literally* don't even have to go into major topics, since guess what? most bitches don't give a shit about it. Just be kind, honest, and upfront. You'll have a lot more success if you don't portray yourself as being only a friend, nip it in the bud by straight up asking them to dinner if you fancy them, then move on to the next girl you like if they say no. No shame in rejection, only if you never try.
>21 next month
Go to the bars, scope out a group of girls, and casually mention how your friends that were supposed to show up ditched you on your 21st birthday. Bitches wet their panties over that shit (personal experience). If you don't get your dick wet, you'll at least get a free drink or shot from them.
>5 months of SS
Move onto an advanced program.
>No progress because can't eat as much as I should
Stop thinking so much about it, just shove it in your mouth and chew. Get angry about it.
>No gf
Get Tinder, find a slampig to use as a practice hole.
>Pretty much completely dropped out of life
Sorry to hear that, but it's your own damn fault, mate. Pick yourself up, and start again. One step at a time.
>>34969626
Humor has no purpose in relationships. Women will find you funny or annoying depending on how you look. Same for men, to a lesser extent.
>>34970281
>>34970221
>>34970145
>>34970104
Go kindly fuck yourself with that cringeworthy shit.
>>34968968
Hey anon. Want to tell you a truth about what is wrong with you? You're afraid of the consequence. The concequence of talking to girls. The consequence of them rejecting you. And most of all, the consequence of them NOT rejecting you. Chill. The truth is that there're no consequence. And the moment you truly realise that, you'll be very angry you didn't realize it sooner.
We're the same age OP, and SS isn't a troll. I got some amazing results last year while I kept myself on a low-fat diet.
I don't frequent this place, so I'm just saying...
>>34970145
>>34970104
>>34970281
Guys what's up with bitches and food
>>34968649
Go buck to tumbler
>>34968860
It is a meme the same way zyzz is a meme
>>34970304
On how you look (similar ethnicity as her, taller than her, strong and symmetrical), how you sound (masculine), how you move (good posture, relaxed). Don't act like physical attraction is just about qualities you can tell from a photo. Every woman has a story about a really good looking guy whom she couldn't take seriously when he started talking.
>>34969997
Ay-o paesan, the old country's got some gorgeous fuckin broads, go out there and grab some! I fucking believe in you dude, you're a goddamn Italian! Italian Stallion that shit up nigga, our ancestors built the Roman Empire, you can certainly nail some bitches
get a job. this is prob the most important thing honestly, will improve social skills and you might make friends
then go back to school
if you cant eat as much as you should look into making homeade weightgainer, DO NOT BUY WEIGHTGAINER just make your own its really easy
we are all gona make it stay safe
