Do I proceed with caution or abort mission?
kill it with fire
Unless you're also super fat/ugly or are desperate to get laid you shouldnt be touching that with a barge pole desu
Smash if u dont have anything else for u at the moment. She's big, but not too big for me. Would much rather stick it inside her than use my hand.
fuck her on the weekends.
>>34965901
What the fuck is that thing?
See if you can get tits and if you can't just bail.
Depends on how you look, but this is a 1.5/10
Push her back into the sea obviously
proceed to dump loads all over face . then get the fuck out of there
>2015
>In Tilburg studeren
Boerengat.
I would abort. Probably has smelly pussy between those fat thighs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>34965944
>.15/10
Fixed that for ya
>>34965901
gast ze is kanker lelijk
Idk OP if you need a slump buster it's better than this one
>>34965920
>She's big, but not too big for me.
>>34965901
Abort abort abort.
>>34965981
Ew.
>>34965901
"Gezelligheid"
The only untranslateable dutch word.
On topic: I don't know
>>34966099
Basically means having a good time with other people.
>>34965920
sickening
>>34965901
Gadverdamme man. Je bent toch niet in de hoog test meme getrapt he.
>>34965901
You should terminate with extreme prejudice.
>>34965901
Nog niet met een tien meter lange stok vriend.
Tenzij je de wanhoop nabij bent natuurlijk.
>>34965901
Do you have any self respect even making a thread about this?
>>34966167
Haven't been laid so long I may as well be a virgin
gadverdamme
>>34965901
>fat
>dutch
Enjoy the most sour smelling vagina the world has to offer.
>>34966089
>thinken of her at a normal weight
OBESITY NEEDS TO DIE REEEEEEEEEE
Fat pussy is not even worth it. Stinky shit that has been passed around to god knows what low tier scum.
I mean you would not eat a pizza that has been laying on the floor for 3 days. Same principle holds for fatties.
>>34965920
enabler
>>34965901
>dutch
but anon i thought pork was haram
>>34966367
You've had sex? Did you get to see her boobies? My friend told me that girls have different privates is that true? He tried to draw it for me but i didn't understand.
>>34966429
pajeet pls go
>>34966104
that's "fun"
>>34966459
>tfw that sad old man died
feels bad man. I hope he had some happy times after the world cup.
>>34966624
fun can be had alone
gezelligheid cant
>>34966089
More like Baltimore oreos amirite guise
>>34965901
>vrolijk
>eerlijk
>gezelligheid
all red flags gast
>>34966735
english?
OP here
Wat do/say
>>34966624
Note that I said "basically"
>>34966846
Yo Neuken?
>>34966846
"Neej!"
>>34966846
"sup bish"
>>34966782
>fun to be around
>honest
>cosiness, pretty much a word that only exists in the Netherlands that describes people getting together and having an enjoyable/good time
>>34966846
ask her for her weight OP, since she is an honest girl
OP, just fuck it and forget it.
No need to over-analyze on a North-Vietnamese rice connoisseur messageboard.
>>34965901
Dude wtf and here i thought i was a chubby chaser, this is too much and ugly
>>34966846
Gadverdamme landwalvis. Laat me met rust.
>>34966846
Hoe komt het dat je helemaal hier in Tilburg bent aangespoeld?
>>34967183
That ain't german
>>34967288
hahahaha kanker hee
>>34967288
Ondergewaardeerde bijdrage aan deze draad
>>34965981
What is a slam pig?
>>34966093
Lmfao
>>34967352
Her arm looks like a chicken wing.
mischien na een avond veel zuipen. anders niet aanraken
Nu er toch zo veel nederhomos zijn, wie tilt er vanavond in big gym Groningen? Beste gym NL tbfh families
Ik ben die uberarier die t squatrack hogged
>>34965901
i'm in a similar situation.
what if i'm in need for some pussy but the only opportunity i have is some chick like five leagues below me? does that mess with the natural rules of the universe or something? because i'm pretty sure this bitch objectively doesn't deserve my penis. she's still kinda fuckable though.
>>34965901
Seriously don't do it. You're just going to hate yourself after. Fattys are not worth it even for a slump buster.
Dekken en nekken
>>34966093
My sides
>>34967394
Her arms is made from chicken wings
>>34965901
smash it lad
>>34967590
You can make her give you a blowjob / handjob and call it a day
>>34967352
Mirin those biceps
>>34966099
comfyness
>>34965965
She'd be cute if she didn't have the body of a manatee.
>>34965901
Disgusting. Rather jerk off. Honestly.
>>34965967
Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
>>34966089
>I love old muscle cars
Yeah, because that's the only thing powerful enough to move your fat ass.
>>34966846
poepen?
>>34965933
But she doesn't HAVE tits. I refuse to believe that some people in this thread are unironically telling OP to meet up with this whale. This isn't a slightly chubby muh elbows 2/10, this is a legimitely ugly, fat woman with no redeeming quality. There is NO way some of you are actually attracted to her. No way. Quit playin'
>>34965901
haha jakkes gauw mee ophouden
gr
>>34967345
lel
>>34967537
>groningen
>het maken
>kies er een om eerlijk te zijn familie
>>34965965
>22, student, hjaamplaanet, dijabetus, kankeln, sick 28" bijceps kommen at Mich bruder
Goddamnit, white really isn't her colour. It makes her look like a snowman.
Unless you're really into big girls or plan to boil her down for the oil, I suggest you steer clear.
>>34966846
Bin je een arkaeolojisten?
>>34965901
Ii'd rekyomeend yoo doont taalk to heeer agjaain
faatjies are de woorst
>>34966733
Kek
>>34965901
Dont OP. Noone else is so she will cling to you and will become impossible to get rid of
>>34965901
>ik hou van gezelligheid
kill her with fire anon
>>34969476
Kjek
>>34965901
TERRAIN TERRAIN, PULL UP PULL UP!
>>34965901
>Beached whale
Maybe.
>>34965965
Dude come on, body AND face of a Manatee
>>34969863
what are the chances a blimp that has great weightloss success can keep it off for good and maintain a healthy weight?
>>34966846
>HI, I'm Brian.. I'm not your average guy by the way and if anyone is going to be in the kitchen it's going to be me.
>>34969184
The thirst is real brother
Personally I wouldn't spit on her if she were on fire- but yeah
>>34966459
So instead of fat and ugly she'd only be ugly?
>>34965920
If you would rather fuck that than jack off, you need to seriously reevaluate your life man
Friends don't let friends fuck fat girls
Wat een hoop kanker geniale opmerkingen weer
Nederlandse fitizens, het blijft mooi
Geniet van al jullie kwark en de kwarktassen in het aankomende weekend
>>34967288
Deze
Pijpt als een godin waarschijnlijk.
Ik ook tilburg uni, nog meer hier?
>>34967288
Goed zo broeder
>>34970228
Goed gezegd
OP vraag of ze netflix komt kijken en zeg dat ze d'r pyjama mee moet nemen
Is tillie sowieso niet zo kanker skeer dat er alleen walvissen te neuken zijn?
Groetjes uit de hoofdstad
>>34970347
Redelijk veel wijven in tilly, maar Breda is beter. Alleen maar domme toeristenstudie/vrijetijdsmanagementsletjes hiero. Alle mariniers doordeweeks om 11u naar bed, dus dan is't geil stappen, nooit sausagefest.
>>34969863
that thick Asian girl tho
oo wee
>>34965965
wat een kenkerblij hoofd
>>34969863
I think the third and sixth ones were cuter as fatties.
Hey kanker op ben je er nog?
>>34968126
Ik denk dat ze al genoeg nekken heeft, broer
>>34966887
Geselligkeit in german is pretty close
>>34969476
Kekj
>>34965901
It speaks Dutch, so I'd say abort.
