>We're not burying them at sea. What then?
>We'll make protein powder with their ashes. Carry their gains with us.
>A shining mire to our brothers in arms..
>>34954991
>we hold our dumbbells in missing hands
>we run fast on missing legs
>we stride forward on the mires of the fallen
>then, and only then, are we alive
>>34954991
>if we lift and he dies we lost our chance at mirin'.
>you will never lift in the motherbase gym and mire the Boss
>you will never cool off with DD and touch his puppy pads
>quiet will never suck you off and go invisible so you can watch as your load goes down her throat
best girl coming thru
I was born in a small gym, I was still a dyel when we were raided by lifters - roided lifters.
Torn from my weights I was made to take their roids. With each new post, my roiders change, along with the roids they make me take.
With each change I change too, gains! testosterone, how I saw Scooby and Zyzz... Roids can kill
How do I big boss mode
>Such a lust for gains
>WHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34955435
Dyel Face stealing protein via vocal parasites.
>>34955208
>quiet will never suck you off and go invisible so you can watch as your load goes down her throat
the most brilliant thing that anyone has ever conceived to do with invisibility
Before he ever lifted or squatted - Even before he went to the gym
his method of choice was crossfit
He doesn't know the pain of natty gains
Not yet
He cannot understand the gains
I do
I lifted in a small gym
I was still a child when I got a personal trainer
a foreign trainer
Torn from my gym equipment, I was made to exercise to crossfit
With each new session, my trainer changed, along with the workout method they made me use
Gains are... peculiar
With each change, I changed too
My muscles, my lifestyle, whether I used steroids or not
Working out changed me
and not only my body
Gains can kill
I was invaded by gains, pulsating and throbbing inside me
Scooby once said
"It is no regime we use but a natural gaining"
"Make no mistake, natty gains are the best method"
My method
My method was stolen from me
and so were my natty gains
All that's left is protein shakes
and mine are potent
against those goblins who'd steal our natty gains
This is what i learned from my trainer
