>>34951351
>lying on the internet

1. women are stupid. there is a high probability that she doesn't actually know what 7 inches looks like.

2. nice fitness thread

>>34951351
just buy a dildo and tape it slightly above your regular dick.. shell never know.

better yet, buy a dildo, cut out the inside and the stick your dick inside of it!!!

1. According to a study from earlier this year, average is 5.1.

2. Girls are really fucking bad at estimating penis size. I'm like 6.5 and they always think it's 8. They tell me guys with dicks I know are only about 7 are 9.

They're bad at it. Don't worry.

>>34951395
>guys with dicks I know are only about 7

no homo

Women can't tell. My dick is barely 6" and always get told how big it is. I'm assuming they are complimenting my girth, because Daddy ain't got no long dick here.

>>34951351
is she gona tell u to go home after all that foreplay that ur gona do on her?

>>34951395
my girlfriend thought i was 8-9 inches until we measured and it's 7

>>34951370
Brah she's obv gonna know it's not 7 inches when she sees me 3 inches flaccid, that'll be her first impression

Every sub 6er says 7. I tell girls the truth at almost 9 and they always THINK it's 11.

>>34951450
>it's like 7

So like 5?

>>34951351

You don'tknow the joke?

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because men are always telling them that 6 inches is a foot.

>>34951351
That's honestly not embarrassing at all op, I remember back in High school me and my bros were getting high once in the back of my best friends vette. My bro corey announces his girlfriend is scared of his dick

So my other bro brock says
> what the fuck ?
> how big is it !?

Corey busts out saying its nine inches, Brock calls him out on his bullshit and asks me if I believe him or nah. I tell him I got 7 inches, truth is I'm defo 5.3. So we continue getting high and Brock goes on about how bullshit Corey is. Corey of course being the guy who doesn't like being called a bull shitter bites his lip and shakes his head and pulls down his holli board shorts just to prove us wrong lmao what a faggot

Me and Brock's mouth drop and disbelief that this faggot was actually that big, the faggot turns and says to Brock

> yo you probably got the smallest dick here bitch

Brock says yeah as he pulls down his Abercrombie jeans and announces its only six inches LOL the faggot turns to me and calls me out

> Bullshit you don't got seven

Fuak at this point I'm on full tilt and sweating realizing I'm below these two mambas but I don't want to be a faggot and pull down my shorts to reveal I'm
Actually not 7 and smaller then Brock

They fist bump and pass the joint to each other leaving me out of the rotation for awhile, that was by far the most embarrassing experience where I had my dick out but also one of the funniest. I miss high school, uni just doesn't amp it up like those days.

>>34951553
Haha yeah man, classic high school days. R-right?

>>34951553
LOL

>>34951553
I've never seen the word faggot used correctly so much in such a faggotry-type scenario.

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>tfw great length but absolute pencil tier girth

just fucking kill me already bros

im never going to satisfy a bish

>>34951553
you might be gay dude.

>>34951592
Fold it in half and cum on your balls?

>>34951553

This is a weird story.

I have a legit 7" and the few times dick size has come up IRL I always brush it off. Never brag or talk about how big(or small) it is. Let people think whatever, if you don't want to talk about it then it could be any size. Keep the mystery up anon.

Not sure how you guys knew your dick size unless you got hard. Which is another reason this story is fucking weird.

I can't say much though, there's definitely been some accidental and not accidental friendly penis looking in my life.

>>34951617

Funniest time I saw my friend's dick was when he was roiding, came over to the house and says "ok guys this isn't gay ok?" Then before any of us can say anything, he pulls his dick and balls out, grabs his dick, and shoves his balls in our face asking us if they look small now. Just guy things, am I right?

They did look kinda small to me, but maybe I just have big balls.

>>34951553
That's nothing, I remember this one time I got high and spread my ass hole for a guy so he could judge its appeal. We both had girlfriends at the time though so it wasn't gay.

>>34951458
oh well, get some poon mang, she laughs punch her in the face

>>34951640
Haha, that's not as embarrassing as the time I let my best bro fuck me in the ass to test my 'tightness' just encase girl ever wanted to put a finger in there. So it's not gay.

>>34951395
>I'm like 6.5 and they always think it's 8.
this is the same as when a girl asks if a dress makes her look fat.

except shes smart enough to realize you're lying

>>34951351
SRS go ask the aspies on /adv/ or /pol/ fuck off

If she says anything about the size, insist that your dick is above average and accuse her of having a skewed perspective due to her assuredly cavernous vagina. If she says anything about it during or after, tell her how loose she was. She'll get so focused on the insecurities that you create that she'll forget about your small penis. Source: every relationship I've ever had

>>34951635
If that was the funniest time then why don't you tell us about the saddest time?

>>34951640
This sounds hot

>>34951653
A-men to that bro, but seriously that is no where NEAR as embarrassing as the time me and 7 of my bro's got SUPER baked. Then we proceeded to down about 3 kegs in the span of an hour and got fucking SLOSHED.

It was a night to remember though so I promised myself I wouldn't forget it. Best times hanging out with the bros. Haha fuk, we were so drunk we went streaking in the winter.

It was so fucking cold but when we got back to my boys house his fucking faggot dog pissed on our clothes. Good thing B-rad had a fire place and blankets though. We all passed out warm that night.

Good times.

>>34951658
>this is the same as when a girl asks if a dress makes her look fat.

I suspected that for a while, but it's really just that girls are fantastically bad at judging the size of penises.

Talk to some women about this, you'll see.

>>34951676

Saddest time was with another friend, he told me he was gay and asked me to have sex with him and his large penis. Not sure why he thought pulling it out was a good idea.

I'm not gay but I guess he thought I was. When I told him no I figured we could put it behind us and still be cool bros but he was too ashamed and stopped talking to me. Still in the closet half a decade later. It's cool man, I don't care, and neither does anybody else.

>>34951685
That is really embarrassing, wow man. Though not as embarrassing as the time me and my best friend Ethan had to be lab partners senior year. Ughhhh, he was such a nerdy kid... I needed good grades though so I befriended him.

He was kind of cute to be honest, no homo of course; just a bro admiring a bro. Amiright? Anyways were at his moms house one night studying late for a Chemistry presentation in the morning. Things get boring after awhile and I begin sucking that faggots dick.

Such an embarrassing time in my life to be honest.

>n-no homo: the thread

>>34951395
>I know the sizes of all my friends' dicks

Don't tell us why, anon.

>>34951592
corect

>>34951592
No. I'm happy you exist. It makes me feel better about my dick size. I'm barely 6", but I have decent girth. But what I think really helps me to seconds is that I have a really big dickhead. I see a lot of porn where the guy might have a big dick, but the head is significantly smaller than the rest and so it just sort of slides in and out and I don't see the girl really pleasured by that.

True story.
>5.8" ..maybe 6" if absolutely rock hard
>at this black bitch's house
>fucked her before at my house
>didn't bring condoms so had to use hers
>she automatically gives me a magnum
>..this is after she's already gotten 5.8" from me
>bitches don't have spatial perception, they can only feel

She expressed in great detail and at great length how much she likes my dick and the size of its head.

>>34951613
Kek'd desu senpai

>>34951351
I wouldn't worry about it. Sure shes had plenty of guys that had "7 inch" 5 inch dicks.

>>34951748
oh, by the way. I was her first white guy.

In fact, I've been a lot of black girls' first white guys and have had nothing but great feedback.

>"What they say about white guys isn't true"

I'm talking about some of them with miles
I'm talking about them saying this about a barely 6" dick
And they come back for seconds and secretly tell their friends.

Shit is ridiculous. I could only imagine if I had a really big dick what would happen. Would they literally worship it in sponsored groups?

>Senior year
>Be me
>Star football quarterback for state team
>Fuck up a play really bad one game
>Coach calls me into his office afterwards
>Tells me I can't make mistakes like that if I want to make a draft
>Says he's going to start really riding me harder to get me into shape
>I bend over his desk and lower my shorts
>He really did ride me hard

So embarrassed ...

>>34951395
this.

>be fapping innaskype for slut I met online
>"it's soo big"
>I'm autism
>"how big you think it is?"
>"mmmh... 9"
>literally say "not even close" "it's 7 1/2"

i miss her tits

>>34951379
>buy a dildo, cut out the inside and the stick your dick inside of it!!!

this

>>34951553
>>34951635
>>34951640
>>34951653
>>34951685
>>34951725
>>34951729
>>34951776
Straightest guys on this board

>tfw dick is just over 5 inches long
>tfw girth is just over 5 inches too
>tfw send chicks a picture that shows its 3 fingers wide
>every time they think I'm hung like a horse
woman are stupid lmao

>>34951744
>Don't tell us why, anon.

You guys need to spend less time on the computer.

>>34951574
I lol'd hard

>>34951379
And you don't even need a chick this way.

>>34951574
Im almost in tears

I'm reading through this thread and I've just come to realise that.. /fit/ is majority candy asses, last time I ever post a full body pic for gainz.

>>34951748
>>34951771
whatever makes you feel good buddy

>>34951844
I bet you feel so embarrassed

>>34951809
pls tell us why

>>34951351
>tfw 6'3" and 7x5 inch dick
Shit looks small on me. Watching a girl give me head makes me feel inadequate

>>34951458
get a half chub going before hand

>>34951370
I'm 2.5 flaccid and 7.75 hard. I know this doesn't help, but I thought I'd just put it out there. Also,
>tfw qt twink bf
>bust in his painfully tight boipussi as I please
>sucks cock passionately whenever I pull it out
Good luck, though. Let us know what happens.

>>34951958
6'4, 7 and a half, idk girth but big considering she can't handle it. Everytime I pull it out, I feel like it's not big enough rofl.

who /dicklet/ here?!

Always say you have a long tongue..

>>34951673
I'm guessing you're single?

>>34951771
Black guys dicks don't get bigger when they get hard, they are on average smaller than white hard dicks

>tfw 6x6 peener
>girl says dick game is strong after she gave me head
Feels good man, idk why she likes it its not even that long I'll admit.

>>34952252
6" girth is insane dude

I'm 7.5x5 and I'd trade you (as long as I could keep my dick aesthetics)

>>34952503
The girth is a bitch when it comes to head though, girl usually can't fit her mouth and usually ends up giving me teeth which is agonising.

>>34951458
Since she's the type of girl that texts people to come over and fuck her with their 7-inch as an icebreaker, I'm gonna assume she has a much better idea how penises work than you do.

pro-tip: flaccid and erect length are not correlated

>>34951351
An average dick is slightly over five inches when erect, and pretty much everyone lies about their size. She'll likely already have been with guys that lied about it, so statistically speaking your "7 inch dick" will look just like the "7 inch dick" those other guys had and she won't suspect a thing.
Worst case scenario, she has a decent sense of scale (I've found this to be a very rare thing, whether it be dick size or just in general), laughs at your cock and tells you to piss off. Next time don't be a lying shitter.

>>34952665
yeah I can imagine.
still happens with 5" girth haha.

either that or the only bitches that sucked it were awful.

>>34951553
Bad news pal, y'all are homofaggots.

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>>34951351
Don't let her see your dick, like headbutt her in the nose or something when in missionary, and then just ram your knee inside her vagina. There's probably this mix of pain and joy, that she'll enjoy tremendously. Try it and let us know!

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>>34952869
>pro-tip: flaccid and erect length are not correlated
But they literally are. Do you even know what correlation means?

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>>34952973
>implying an R^2 value as low as 0.67 indicates correlation
baka desu senpai

>>34953025
>implying it doesn't
correlation doesn't mean it has to fit perfectly you nancy

>>34952935
>tfw over 5 inches flaccid

I'm still a fatty though

>>34951993
>8x6 wasted on a gay guy
You were supposed to represent all brehs, breh.

>>34951351
>tfw genuinely 7 inches
>tfw peyronies so it looks about 5

This is why I love noporn. Couple of months ago a pic like the OP's would have barely registered. Now it gets me solid as a rock.

>Be me
>Have 5 inch dick
>"So anon, Becky told us you have an 11 incher, that true?"

The funny thing is my dick looks noticeably small, where the fuck she got the 11 inch idea I do not know.

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>>34953115
>implying I've never fucked a woman
>implying my god-tier cock represents you dicklets
>implying you are disgusted and not jelly
Stay mad that my bf gets better dick than your waifu ever will faggot

>>34953232
mad faggot detected

>>34951804
Holy shit how thin are your fingers that 3 fingers are as wide as a 5inch wide dick?

>>34953139
Maybe she misheard inches for centimeters.

worst case scenario, she doesn't bang you.

if you don't go for it, she won't bang you.

so wtf have you got to lose

>>34952973
still its a bad predictor cause flaccid length is not a set value.. Some days my dick shrivels up to a worm sometimes it's 2 times as long flaccid,but my erect length is always the same. Also depends on temperature etc obviously..
If I take amphetamines for example my dick becomes like 5 cm Max, tho I'm 17cm erect.. It wouldn't even make sense on that chart

>TFW you have an 8x6 meme cock but are ugly

Women can't measure spacial distances properly. I'm sporting a legit 7 and every woman I've been with swears it's more and asks when the last time I measured was.

Basically don't worry and just fuck her.

If you're taller than the girl by a certain amount they'll think your dick is bigger. I got a 6 inches and was fucking a semi midget qt and she thought I was killing her with an 9 incher.

I shower everyday and even rub my dick on baby wipes before fucking this hoe, why won't this btich suck my dick brahs?

>>34953232
hey man do you think 5.8 inch dick is good enough to give turkish guy a good prostate orgasm? were suppose to meet next month

>>34953697
All depends on how you use it. 5.8 is more than enough - I speak from personal experience. There's a point where its too small to do anything, a point where it gets the job done, and a point where its overkill. Nobody ever complained of getting an orgasm. You'll be fine.