post your kryptonite
>>34944651
Is TayTay high test?
No woman has ever made me feel so weak
>>34944642
b-breehs
>>34944662
Tay Tay is supreme test. No one is above her.
good lord give me strenght
>>34944662
I would imagine her test is that of a pre teen boy, judging from the rest of her.
Not an alcoholic, I just like to party.
>>34944689
So gay.
>>34944651
Would be perfection if only she had a dick
Eat until rectal prolapse.
icecream
I don't eat enough or work hard enough at lifting.
>>34944732
>He can't afford Quest bars
lmao
>>34944708
Rude.
>>34944642
or any good beer in general
I still don't go over my caloric limit, though.
It's just that I don't like the thought of processed carbs and poor macro ratios. Not vitamin and mineral rich either.
The family'll always have them in the house and once every month I'll just eat 5 of them in one sitting. ;_;
Other than those, noodles. Same deal: I can stay within caloric limit but you know the rest.
So glad I ate just before finding this thread...
deep fried mars bar on a stick
im trying to eat only 3 per a week but shits so hard.
>>34944668
God damn I love those
>>34944790
Quest bars fucking suck. What I can't afford are Clif Builder.
I've been on a cut since February but pizza is the 1 food I just can't cut from my diet, I literally cannot go 1 week without having at least 1 piece of pizza
Fuck, pizza is so good
>>34944919
That looks disgusting.
>>34944959
wtf
>>34944642
Letting the lazy fatass inside win.
It's only been a month.
His voice is still strong.
>>34944959
yea i know that feel bro, deep fried butter is my kryptonite since they started making it.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ge6M5ZV.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>34944642
>>34944642
This was my cheat meal after a month of eating clean.
I drool just by thinking about it
![front[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/00DP5ar.jpg "front[1].jpg")
>>34944642
>2 months remaining of these demons being everywhere.
>>34945090
holy fuck those trans-fats.. anon, cmon. stop it.
>>34944937
>>34945081
IIFYM desu
>>34945043
don't be fooled. he's dead
just keep stripping the remains of his body that for some reason you're carrying on you
>>34944937
Holy fuck yes. Laphroaig is the shit.
>>34945115
underrated
>>34944694
JESUS dude, you have a problem.
>>34944975
You're delusional, sorry.
lol'd at the first ingredient in Clif bars being soy protein - and that's not even close to covering all that's wrong with them.
>>34945086
ah godverdomme
http://www.bodyenfitshop.nl/eiwittenwhey/eiwitchips/body-fit-happy-food/protein-kruidnoten/
iemand deze shit geprobeerd?
>>34944988
Make it yourself with lots of veggies. Or try the cauliflower crust. It's pretty tasty
>>34945412
i dont know.
the big normal bags are so cheap.
i just put them in my hallways kitchen in a bowl so i cant eat them all myself.
>Already had to skip 7 meals because of overeating on these drugs.
Sour patch kids ftw
>>34944694
You don't have a drinking problem, you just have problems so you drink
>>34945074
On a cut, I sometimes just eat a KG of it and don't eat anything else for the entire day. The macros are pretty good.
>>34945339
>carb
>fiber
>2015 eating processed stool
>>34945533
Your only response is some humour about fiber?
Okay.
Enjoy the soy protein in bars you want but can't afford, weirdo.
>>34944919
Really? i absolutely love kebab pizza, but i have never thought of putting fries on top of it
>>34945086
Kanker
I can eat 30 boxes of these (not kidding)
>>34945694
So can pretty much everybody here.
You never mentioned in how long.
>>34944959
Based Scottish cuisine
>>34945710
Idk would eat it while watching a movie
>>34945472
You sound like every middle aged woman on social media ever
it's the most wonderful time of the year, brehs. so many calories for this glorious drink
>>34944988
>not realizing that cheese supposedly reduces T
There.
>>34945600
y should i eat soy u dense mf
>2015 not eating real food
i bet u still drink protein shakes, dyel
brehs
>>34945820
This and cookies (any kind of cookie)
fucking hate having a sweet tooth 24/7
>>34945771
mein nigger eggnog is so fucking good
>>34944937
I may go buy some this weekend lad.
It's been a year since Ive had Laphroaig
>>34944689
She's cute, got perky teddies, and legs for days. If she did some squatz and glute bridges she'd be a pretty solid 9.
I don't get the obsession, but I don't get the hate either.
Jesus have mercy.
>>34945798
The protein bars you said you want but cannot afford
>>34944975
And the protein bars you said are your kryptonite
>>34944732
...are both soy-ridden. The ones you can afford have sugar as one of their first ingredients.
Are you drunk?
I love eating Indian food. I love it so fucking much
nofap here
>>/aco/wakfu
>>34945828
Stevia + honey.. sweetest combo.
Refined sugar can fuck off.
I really love eating the leaves of painted nettle. the more I eat the higher I become and you get this cool itchy feeling in the back of your neck but people get mad that you are eating the landscaping companies flowers when your job is supposed to be watering them so I can only eat 1 leaf per location a week.
>>34945993
DESIGNATED
>>34944831
Convince me why beer is better than wine or liquor?
>cons
lowers test
too many carbs
huge servings
headache
>pros
being a bro
being a hipster
>>34945771
>>34945830
My country doesn't celebrate Christmas, just curious what is eggnog taste like? What is Christmas like in America
>>34945993
PAJEET DETECTED
>>34946055
SHITTING
>>34946114
STREETS
>>34945993
Fuck off Patel
>>34946066
every one in the family gets together and hangs out, plays games (dominoes, uchre, or poker), maybe throws snowballs, talks, drinks a few beers, even the older kiddies get a beer normaly, people exchange large gifts with immediate family and small gifts (pocket knives, gloves) with extended family. grandparents normally get something nice too. and there is a really nice feast that normally involves Ham, turkey, or chicken as the main course, and mashed potatoes, broccoli, carrots, rolls, deviled eggs, and then there are pies for desert. also we have this amazing sauce that we only really use then and on thanksgiving called cranberry sauce, pic related. My family is rural so that is a traditional midwest-rural Christmas.
Also another thing to note about America is that since it is such a large landmass with such an insanely diverse populace that even though I just described what I view as a traditional thanksgiving, a family in the deep south or in California may have a completely different Christmas.
>>34946105
also no, I'm a blue dog democrat hoosier white I just have an advanced palatte unlike you POS cauliflower eating mustard negating suburban piece of shit.
>>34946151
>blue dog democrat
Oh okay, so you're just mentally ill. Got it.
>>34946060
I like to drink it with salty and spicy food.
You're a hipster if you drink beer in a country where beer is main alcoholic drink, you wot m8?
>>34944694
What is it with americans and bud light?
Windhoek all the way senpai
>>34945993
POO IN THE LOO
>>34946221
I want to try this but I don't want to buy the entire bar. Is this sold in small 10 g packets like the regular dark chocolate?
>>34945609
It's glorious
>>34944668
That...and...
>>34946203
>drinking beer instead of wine or proper liquor.
Just bought a 350g bag
>>34946361
Decided to splurge a bit. Kept myself on the straight and narrow for a long fucking time. No nothing sugary and fatty for a full year. Posting what I bought. Going to have an epic cheat day then spend the next week or so making up for it.
>>34946424
>>34946440
My wife comes home with this shit from Trader Joe's and it gets me 100% of the time. I my be an alcoholic, or maybe it's I'm from Wisconsin.
>>34944642
>>34946463
>>34944642
What's so bad about french fries anyway? It's not that they have that many calories if you cook them yourself.
>>34946516
>>34946545
Tacos and Pizza
>>34946508
>>34945694
>>34945736
>30 boxes while watching a single movie
that's 15 kg of gingerbread nigger
>>34946558
and finally my true Kyptonite: Royal Dank danish butter cookies
>>34944642
TEDDY GRAHAMS
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>>34945339
>eating candy bars for nutrition
Shiggy Diggy
>>34946203
For many Americans, Budweiser is the taste of a good time, the taste of home and relaxation. Sure it might not be rated the best, sure someone from Belgium might scoff at the thought of drinking such a lowly drink when they have direct access to their glorious brews, but Budweiser is good ol' America in a can.
Beer aficionado here. Have drank over 500 different brews from all over the world, Budweiser while simple, lacking depth, is just absolutely delicious.
>>34945973
>Candy bars have sugar in them
No shit
>>34946582
>there are "people" browsing this board that actually eat the contents of those "cookie" tins unironically
so good senpai
>>34946306
I'm not sure - I've just seen it as this 100g bar
>>34946594
Americunt here, Budweiser is nigger beer.
Congrats on your nigger taste lel
>>34946626
First time in about three years. Stay salty.
brehs
If you haven't tried these you just dont know....
>>34946815
I know I hate mangos
>>34944642
>"Anon, but you are not supposed to like the taste"
>>34946833
Low test
>>34946768
>mynigga.jpeg
>>34946842
and then they frown when you want to pay a couple of bucks extra for a vodka that you can really enjoy drinking
>people
>>34945081
One my favorite cheat meals right there.
There's also this viet place near my house that sells this bbq duck with a dipping sauce. The sauce is made from the drippings of the duck, and you can just taste the fat but Jesus Christ it tastes amazing. Bbqduck, beer and a sports game on the TV and you can color me happy
>>34944642
Cocaine and thick blond women.
>>34946893
>>34946911
Two types of people in this world.
>>34946889
Mostly faggots just want to get wasted and vodka is the fastest way.
>>34946920
underrated post
>>34944872
Dude I ate 3 of those in a row was shitting till I bled Wtf you ate 5?
>>34944959
For you I recommend the following.
>Purchase crepes
>Purchase multipack of chocolate bar of your choice (I prefer double deckers)
>Microwave a crepe until hot
>Wrap around your chocolate bar
Enjoy your sweet chocolatey burritos.
Glorious Norwegian milk chocolate
>>34946572
>thinks 15 kg is a lot of food in one sitting
lel.
one of the reasons i train is so that i can eat whatever the fuck i want
no kryptonite here motherfucker
>>34946977
bro, thats pure sex.
>>34945130
>9gag
>>34945186
kek at yankydoodle dandee response to a number of cans a small drinks session would generate
>>34946629
disgusting. how can you drink that stuff.
>>34947092
Marijuana is a hellofa drug.
fucking this
not even this brand only, doritos or bugles or nibb-its whatever the fuck
ill eat a bag of chips a day if it's in the cupboards
>>34947092
I should have mentioned sometimes its worth wrapping in two crepes as the heat will start to soften up the chocolate and it can get on your fingers through the holes.
>>34945694
a german co worker in my office used to hand t hese out alot . bretty gewd
i just drank a whole bottle while chilling out 3 days ago
haven't slept that good in months
just love that shit
Just wanted to say that this whole thread is fucking insane.
I don't even really know why.
I'm pretty fuckin' drunk sorry.
![image3[1].jpg_20140306152259.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PvCynt8.jpg "image3[1].jpg_20140306152259.jpg")
Chifa buffets, it's a mix of cantonese food and peruvian. There are countless of these restaurants where I live goddamn.
>>34944831
>BEER
enjoy your fatness fucking fedora
srs this thread is full of disgusting food.
American have really dreadfull tastes
>>34946572
I know m8
Not proud of it though
I just dont get full
I don't even know why.
Fuckin rice. Give me some chicken and I could clean up a whole pot.
Chocolate. I have a bar a week without fail..
>>34947878
>not having a bar a day
enjoy being weak I guess
Guilt.
None, really.
There's no such thing as an unbeatable craving. During term-time at Uni I would pick up obsessions for all these shit foods like Pizza and Tesco burgers, yet the moment I went home and they weren't available anymore I literally stopped wanting them. Instantly. For 3 fucking months I never once even thought about pizza, the food which agonised me for the entire year due to how impossible it was to quit.
Your brain is a bitch. It knows you're weak, and it knows you'll give in, that's why it keeps pushing you to get those shit calories in. Because it knows you will. If you become 100% resolute, and I mean 100%, no ifs and maybes, to quit it you can stop craving any food within a month.
>>34944642
Fuck dude yes, hot crispy fries and COLD ketchup with a ton of black pepper. Fuck. I still eat it but IIFYM.
>>34947216
Too thin, cape cod and a chocolate for that sweet n salty action.
Fuck no I have to lose 60lb. Fuck this thread. My house is devoid of anything fun to eat.
>>34948095
Why fight it?
>>34944642
Tastykake cupcakes
>>34944668
>mfw those are from my hometown
>mfw so are half a dozen other junk food factories
tfw on based keto, eating ~1360 calories a day with no cravings
>>34946787
>>34946768
>>34944642
Best in thread
>>34948401
tfw when I can eat whatever the fuck I want because 1100 ng/dl test natty
>>34948050
>COLD ketchup
THIS
THIS
THIS
ROOM TEMP FAGS GTFO
>>34946594
Let's stop kidding ourselves. We drink it because it's cheap and widely available.
>>34948527
desu weed has a higher value than alcohol
yeah you can buy a 40 for like, 3 bucks but for 10 bucks you can make a gram last a whole day. Plus theres no chance of you overdoing it, overdosing/poisoning, etc. Too bad its illegal here baka
Cheddar Ruffles. Of all the chips to haunt me, that'd be the one.
>>34947162
Dont be a pussy? Idk man i love it w/ dr pepper desu family
>>34944642
My true kryptonite is pic related and it sucks bc its so high in sodium but i love them so much theyre so nostalgic tasting
![tumblr_nqm0818nL71snsxomo1_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFQhgd5.jpg "tumblr_nqm0818nL71snsxomo1_400[1].jpg")
>>34945115
Beautifully put in words anon.
>>34946629
>He likes a girls wiskey
>insert NSFW pic of a long, vascular penis here
how the fuck am I supposed to lose weight :(
>>34948862
Buy a food scale and measure portions. Use a calorie counter and don't lie to it. Keep calories under 1200. You can even weigh yourself if you want, but it doesn't matter.
>>34948874
thanks, I guess, I far from fat, but I'm clearly skinny fat and sad, I've going to the gym, but I haven't noticed much change except that I gained weight
Holy fuck I miss it so much
I can eat a bag of these every few days and the guilt still doesn't overcome how fucking good it is.
thursday is my 2 monthly cocaine trip time again ooo boy
I miss doing this so damn much
The moment when I reach ecstacy... That moment when my body no longer senses gravity and I'm happiest simply being able to create thoughts and that after moment of closed eyed hallucinations visuals of following a water drop down a path and realizing I was a water drop for that moment
Too bad doing it 3 days in a row gives me some real terrible voices and whispers and terrifying demon goat man visuals when I'm trying to fall asleep afterwards
I really need to find someone who can get me mdma
It's basically an easier better dxm anyways
>>34944651
she looks like a plastic fuck doll in this pic
Inheritance >>34948912
Oh, so lift more.
>>34948971
Drank a bottle of delsym once, the first time was pretty fun till I couldnt move and had to focus on not dieing
>>34948971
OMG good memories, although I've never these kind of tablets in canada I had to chew and swallow cough lozenges
>>34948994
Delsym was something I took before, until my body stopped being able to get high on polistirex once my tolerance got high and I could only get high on hbr. Either that or delsym changes their formula to make it seriously slow breakdown digesting in the last year. Can't do dayquil cough either because its good much menthol for the amout of dxm.
>>34948997
Haha that sounds awful. That's a lot of menthol.
>>34946463
What are these?
>>34944642
>Fries
>Bad
i use them when i need carbs & im bulking
Wish I could do these every day to be honest.
Too bad it's literally more expensive than heroin.
>>34948570
I don't really buy the "impossible to overdo it" meme. My first time trying weed I took massive bong hits too much too fast and had a massive panic attack where I felt like I couldn't breathe or move for an hour (well I could move but it was more like involuntary spasming and twitching). I thought it was a heart attack or something. I kept my eyes closed the whole time because the vertigo made me nauseous.
>>34948971
lol
oh high school memories
you can buy 5-mapb online through the clearnet. better than mdma imo without the shitty comedown and depleted serotonin. i could use that shit multiple times a week with no ill-effects. damn, i miss summer.
>>34945081
Min neger.
>>34945081
>>34945081
norsk?
>>34948570
You can easily get over 100 grams if you plant your own weed. It's a fun hobby actually.
>>34944642
everyfuckingkindofcaloriessource
>>34945086
where can I get these in america
>>34946306
They should really make a sampler version
>>34945081
>that ingredient paragraph
christ.
>>34944662
>is TayTay high test?
>>34944642
Jesus, this shit. I eat there twice a week. JUST
>>34949494
BULK
>>34948821
that's what I thought too. if he was a man it would be atleast 100 proof hot damn
>>34949050
I love nitrous. you gotta try mixing it with 5+g of shrooms or 4+g of weed. that's a hell of a trip
any and all chinese food
>>34945771
Vanilla ice cream + eggnog milshake
shit's cash
>>34946569
>tfw these got replaced by Krave
;_;7
>>34946661
>not drinking grain belt.
You vagina.
>>34944790
quest bars have sugar alcohol so if you eat 2 you get major protein shits
>>34944831
>IPA
>Good
kek
>>34945771
I refuse to drink it until December.
>>34946060
>>34946358
>this wine samefag
Are you a woman or are you just a fucking twink faggot?
>>34946558
This + Vodka is all I drink when partying.
It's got way more sugar and cals than it has any right to have though.
>>34944651
Is that a fucking wax figure?
Local burger place
mexican roasted corn
fajitas
burritos
this arabic chocolate I buy
mexican food in general.
>>34944642
>be broke
>going to school in Brampton Ontario
>these things are 3 for a dollar
>that green sauce
>that red sauce
;_;
I hate india
three fucking boxes. im not kidding
>>34949859
I LOVE SAMOSAS HOLY FUCK
>>34949859
neat, I live in bramladash too. never eaten the local food though.
>>34949494
So many carbs
>select all the bread
>>34948046
God, you must be boring to go out on the piss with
>>34949880
Step it up fampai
This is probably the worst this I consume on a daily bases. I put it in my smoothie every day, and sometimes even drink some on its own. Fuck tons of sugar. Other than that I've been eating/bulking rather clean.
>>34948971
Holy shit, this brings me back. Some of the most fond memories I have of highschool was just drinking an entire bottle of robo with my friends and going full retard for around 8 hours.
>>34948941
Me too. 60 days.
>>34948046
>>34950031
What does it feel like TeeBH?
>>34950286
imagine being gay and having Johnny Sins' cock in your ass
my record is 3.6kg of sour worms over 2 days.
never again... I was literally wiping blood.
>>34950324
hnnng
>>34949036
Spearmint Leaf gummy candy.
>>34946569
>There are people on Earth who eat shit like this for breakfast
lack of sleep
the days I've cheated on my diet were usually ones where I got less than 5 hrs of sleep
>>34944642
>roommate eats like a slob
>see this in fridge while dieting
It's like trying not to fap when you great porn n' shit
>>34950797
see*
fug dis
>>34949946
>fampai
i like you
Shit really real out here tho
>>34951173
ughhh that combo is so good
>>34949946
this tbhfam,baka
>>34951175
I always loved how there were fitizens who look down on unhealthy eating, and then there were the ones that knew what was delicious but just couldn't give into the temptation
I'm actually gonna get some fast food right now
Help me choose
Carls jr? Jack in the box? McDonalds? Taco bell? Del taco?
>>34951311
kill yourself
>>34944937
this is far superior
>>34944831
>India
I bet it tastes like shit
>>34950031
5 days here brother. Not going back.
>>34951311
tfw only 2 del taco's in entire city with the closest being 8 miles away
is it really that good? taco bell is shit-tier imo
>>34944988
I manage a pizza hut... The will power it takes not to graze odd the buffet... Gotta hit 198 for weigh in Friday... I'm gonna make it...
>>34946221
>salt in a chocolate
Shiggy diggy doo
>>34951435
I work a little caesars. Haven't crave pizza since i started. Disgusted more than anything. Working helps my cut tremendously.
What's wrong with eating food if it makes you happy?
>>34951326
Fuck off faggot I'd rather not
>>34951429
Taco bell isn't shit tier
Grilled stuft burrito chicken and chalupa chicken are high tier.
Del tacos epic burritos(they got 4 types) are high tier, everything else there sucks... Except when they bring out their seasonal shrimp burritos.
>>34951311
Del Taco steak and potato burrito. Fucking killer.
>>34951470
I'm the opposite I guess even though I work there I can easily eat a pizza a day.
>>34950797
Where's your food senpai?
>>34951429
I prefer Del Taco over Taco Bell, hands down. The original one in Barstow is GOATest of all GOAT desu senpai.
>>34951517
It is pretty shit tier when you're paying close to $6 for that chicken burrito and $3 for that small ass chalupa
At that price, you're better off hitting a real mexican joint for better quality and taste
I'd fuck with the dollar menu at best
>>34944937
>Try 3 wood Laphroaig
>Hated it
>>34951590
>real Mexican food
Fuck off. Real Mexican restaurants are just as expensive. The food is equally shitty and sloppy. I went to a real Mexican restaurant and got their soft beef taco and nachos. It wasn't even good.
And he'll no I'm not getting close to a Mexican street foodcart vendor.
And I think I'm gonna go to del taco or Jack in the box.. Imma take some pics after I come back.
Why would you go to a place built on their chicken sandwich, whose name is CHIK-fil-a, and whose logo is a CHICKEN, and then get sausage and bacon and eggs?
Does this make sense to anyone? About to get breakfast there in a couple hours.
>>34949062
You just had a bad trip
It happens
Are you naturally a nervous person? You might wanna try sativa rather than indica
>>34951612
you just have shit taste breh
that's why all you eat is fast food
some bumfuck college kids making your tacos and burritos are far superior than authentic food lmao
>>34951647
....what
>>34951633
Shut the fuck up you 5.6 inch dicklet bitch.
>>34951659
It's clearly a tiny pine tree in a container, anon. Why are you confused?
Used to smoke two packs a day, broke my addiction, now I smoke every once in a blue moon when I'm out with other smokers. I know I shouldn't but it's irresistible
>>34951647
http://youtu.be/_2wsx1onlOE
Got jitb
This is gonna be so good...
>>34946768
>>34946787
One of these paired with some Cherry Pepsi on a weekend night...
No boner, stop that
