Exactly how /fit/ are you?
I have 3 black belts in 3 different martial arts( BJJ, JUDO, KARATE) along with boxing, kickboxing, and wrestling training and have competed and and won on a high level in all 6. I also have competed in powerlifting and strongman along with having completed several marathons, triathlons, and decathlons. I train martial arts, lift weights, and do several different forms of cardio daily. I have over ten thousand hours of tactical weapons and driving training im also very wealthy and well connected...if any of you are more /fit/ than me i would like to hear about it.
I once sucked my uncles dick clean off while blowing him. Clean off.
New copypasta
>>34942006
impressive still not as /fit/ as OP
I am the same as you OP except I also have a black belt in Taekwondo :^)
>>34942039
KARATE>TKD sorry breh
I lift heavy two times a week and fuck about 10 times. That's all I do.
I am Batman
Now what OP?
>>34942053
KRAV MAGA> ALL OTHER MA IN TACTICAL SITUATIONS
>>34942053
>not having both
lmaoing its like you WANT to be countered and not be able to do anything about it
>>34941981
Ronda Rousey would still beat you.
>>34942059
fictional character if you were in fact bruce wayne i would give the title
>>34942075
she couldnt beat holy holm- i would play with her
>>34942068
i have several other disciplines to take you.. i can do without the bounce kicks
>>34941981
i would have been impressed if you had some kind of gymnastics back ground that he only thing lacking breh
>>34942053
>>34942065
Ninjutsu > all else
>>34942101
Nice reading comprension loser
I said I have all the black belts you have plus the Taekwondo one.
Clearly I am the superiority man
>>34942101
Nice reading comprehension nerd
I said I have the same black belts as you, plus the Taekwondo one.
Clearly I am superiority
>>34942118
but you have no real combat exp. i do
>>34942054
OP didn't mention sex so it's safe to assume he's a virgin. You win.
>>34942133
>>34942118
>mfw
how the fuck did this happen
>>34942117
>>34942135
Pfft I fought in Korea, Vietnam and Cambodia
all while still in the womb my friend
>>34942140
sex is for weak men who succumb to their human urges
>>34942153
I am the Wolverine
>>34942153
lost all
>>34942164
>implying I wasn't a soviet secret agent in all 3 of them
>>34942161
I fucked the Wolverine's mother up the ass and then she gave birth to him out of her ass.
You are my ass baby son.
>>34942181
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
proof or it dint happ
>>34941981
im an admin for a not so succesfull facebook page, I've trained in kung fu, ran 4km once, and I pick stuff up and put it down
>>34942149
>tfw no gf
>>34941981
>>34942053
>karate
>>34941981
damn I remember first seeing Casino Royale and miring hard at his physique, it is still good by normie standards but now I know this place has given me body dysmorphia
>>34941981
>black belts
kek
do adults actually admit to having one of these?
that's like announcing how proud you are of your high school football trophies or something
a fat obese man who can barely lift his legs can get a black belt as long as he pays for it
>>34945834
um, no.
do you even watch ufc bro?
I'm climbing V4s after about 4 months and super happy with it!
>>34945834
TKD they hand em out not so much bjj although its getting ther
