>be at friends house
>haven't seen him in 5 months
>have been working out for 3 months
>fall/winter season in Canada, so constantly wearing a jacket everywhere
>hangout and watch fight club
>take off jacket because canadian homes are always hot as fuck
>"Wow - Holy shit"
>I turn my head his way
>"you've gotten big!"
>haven't been mired before, perhaps because I never see people I know/always wearing a jacket
>"th-thanks"
>"How did you get big that fast? Are you on steroids??"
>don't have a steroid body obviously, hes just surprised how big I got in a short amount of time
>"No... Just whey protein and multivitamins"
>he calls his brother down stairs, he also says I got big
>"I don't see how you're not getting women... Holy shit"
>because I'm socially retarded, a god tier body can't help me
>"Th-thanks man, still have a long way to go"
Have been skinny fat my whole life and these noob gains are probably only noticable to people who know me; and even though I have a long way to go, instances like this give me some extra motivation to change and get stronger.
Don't give up guys. We're all gonna make it
>>34941593
Y-you s-still g-got t-that st-stutter f-senpai
>>34941593
i already drink protein shakes but should i be taking multivitamins?
>>34941750
faggot
>>34941750
No, waste of money.
>>34941750
Multivitamins dont work. Just ask your doctor. Even Scooby says that you should not take them.
>visit grandparents for a week because they live far away
>starting lifting when I return home
>they visit four months later
>they ask when I started working out
thank you based grandpa and grandma
>used to be a fatty
>benis covered by fat
>dropped 30 kilos
>benis looking better
>acquire new fwb
>fwb is a nurse
>already agreed to help me pin btw brehs
>have sex
>after sex she literally says without being prompted
>anon, you totally have a perfect benis
>what do you mean?
>well, it's long but not too long. and it's thick, but not too thick to be uncomfortable. it's perfect
>and i would know, i've seen enough of them to last me a lifetime
>tfw your benis is perfect according to a nurse who sees em all the time
>get a ruler, measure
>6'4''
>tfw about an inch bigger than average
h-have i made it yet?
>>34941979
>cock is literally the size of a manmore
damn right u made it breh
>>34941979
>6'4''
your dick is 6 foot 4?
Or 6.4 inches?
or 6 inches long 4 in circumference?
>>34942064
>Or 6.4 inches?
that. i normally use metric so i'm failing at freedom units
>>34942076
I normally use metric too lad.
Whats circumference, thats pretty important too bee honest
>>34942090
>Whats circumference, thats pretty important too bee honest
have not measured that
>>34942112
well
measure it
>>34941979
How tall is she?
>>34941593
Brehs i think my first mire/flirt happened this weekend, and Im excited cause the girl was fuckin hot
>pick up my sunday morning chicken sandwich (always the same meal Sunday morning cause its delicious as fuck when im stoned or hungover)
>girl at the counter always rings me up
>"haha that sandwich is like your signature move right there"
>me: "h-ha y-you too"
>my real response" "yeah, every weekend haaha its the best:
>Her: "I'll have to give it a try some time"
>Me: "yeah, try throwing some olive oil on it too (never actually done this myself, but my friend does and he says its fuckin awesome)"
>her: "oh, i can throw some on there for you right now if you want"
>"nah, thats alright. I usually do it myself at home"
>her: "what? My olive oil isnt good enough for you?"
>me: *awkwardly laugh and look at the ground*
Well, its a start. I think.
>>34942158
>>34942112
Get that nurse to measure it
>>34941952
>>34941949
>>34941882
AHAHAAHA HAVE FUN BEING DYEL SCUMBAGS AHAHAHA
>>34944473
no that wasnt a mire you're just autistic
>>34941593
>20 yo
>little sister has friend that is 15
>off at uni so out paths only cross every couple months
>always shirtless at home
>sees me when dyel, sees me 3 months later with some noon gains
>"OMG anon how did you get so big so fast you have the perfect body blah blah blah"
>feel smaller than when starting honestly
>Later sister goes to bed, girl says she wants to stay up with me
>sitting right beside me on the couch
>"Anon is it true steroids shrink your dick?"
>idk I'm not on them so I haven't researched
>"you should let me check yours to make sure you're okay"
>grabs me by cock
>immediately stand up and tell her I'm going to bed
Super uncomfortable, I guess it doesn't take much too impress when half the kids your age don't have the proper hormones to grow
So does this make me gay /fit/?
>>34941750
ignore those idiots, unless your diet is perfect you will benefit from multivitamins. and your diet isn't perfect so yes, you should be taking them.
>>34941750
lift heavy and take multi
>ancient meme
>>34944964
she is 15, you did good anon.
>>34944964
Not gay if she was underage..
She's good to go tho in my country
>>34941979
5.4" is average?
God damn, here I was being self conscious about being in the 7-7.5 range.
>>34941979
>>already agreed to help me pin btw brehs
Mirin gf gains
>>34944810
>falling for the supplements meme
>>34944473
That wasn't a mire, it was a gains goblin. Just wanted to add extra cals so you're abs disappear/never appear.
Next time you see her remember to shoo shoo
>three months of lifting
>thinks he looks any different at all
your friends are humoring you
>>34941979
>and i would know, i've seen enough of them to last me a lifetime
you sure you're not talking about yourself here?
>>34946814
A lot can be done in 3 months.
>>34944964
>"Anon is it true steroids shrink your dick?"
you should have said "you tell me"
>>34947343
kek
keeping that one in the books for later
>>34944964
Pics of grill
>grocery shopping a few days ago
>walking down an empty isle
>behind me I hear "Hello!"
>Its a friendly black woman, I say "Hello there" and smile
>It was beautiful, I knew right then she wanted my cock
>>34944964
let her suck the dick
>>34944849
I figured
>>34944964
>>grabs me by the cock
>>stand up and leave
>Be at gym
>Squat Hip Duraveeee stay in your ASS
>Man Bear in tropical themed tank top, cut off gray jean shorts, and converse miring as he blasts nu-metal from his phone
>finish my pathetic set
>"Hey bro your squats are really good"
>Shows me tips on improving low bar squat
>"Yeah those lowbar squats are going to give you a big ass!"
MFW
Those man bear mires are so much better than female mires Than man bear knows form and thus his compliments are much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
bump! need moar
>>34949000
witnessed
![f8c87bdc-0431-4a13-b537-368d0e1bc32d-620x416[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1SPf6o2.png "f8c87bdc-0431-4a13-b537-368d0e1bc32d-620x416[1].png")
>>34946669
According to the biggest study of 15000 men the average penis is 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in).
https://dx.doi.org/10.1111%2Fbju.13010
>>34949000
>>34945241
can you recommend one?
>>34949000
I'm glad you got three zeros in a row. That is not easy.
>>34949999
neither is 4 nines
>>34949999
my god
>>34941742
>f-senpai... lmao
>>34950244
woops fuck
thought i enter
>>34944473
Should have told her that you can show her how it's done back at your place.
>>34949999
woah nelly
>>34944964
Fuck dude, how do you pass that up? IMO if she instigates it's a-okay.
>>34944964
ya blew it.
>>34944964
I wouldn't risk being labelled a sex offender or some shit. Good call senpai.
>finish workout
>glorious pump in my tank top
>go to uni cafeteria
>wait in line at sandwich station
>6/10 in front of me turns around
>studies my body for a solid ten seconds
>lookrightpastherhead.jpg
I got a mire today from the new gym spinning instructor (female) I suck at greentexting so don't expect it to be properly greentexted:
>Go to a new gym today
>Previous one sucked, had only one bench, one squat rack, no dumbells, and so on
>Wife and me going to the spinning classes since Tuesday and Thursday are cardio days
>High test female instructor there
>IDGAF I'm just here for the cardio so I don't pay attention to her
>Wife is away from me, like 3 bikes away so is not obvious that we are married
>High test gurl jump up from her bike
>Goes straight towards me smiling
>Shell puts behind me and checks my ass
>Excuses herself saying that she's will fix my seat since I'm taller than girls doing spinning
>Smiles once more after "fixing" my seat
>I know that my wife is really mad at this point
>She doesn't say anything to high test instructor, only nags me on the way home
>Tomorrow I'm definitely going to talk to this girl
Feels food to be mired, my wife is always near me, so most girls are afraid of even talk to me, only very brave girls are the ones that smile/say something/approach
>>34949999
>>34950279
Thankfully your opinion is null in the eyes of the law.
>Get job working nights at supermarket
>Working one night with another guy that is borderline autistic
>Conversation somehow turns to working out
>Later on break everyone gathers in common room
>Autism guy says out of now-where "Yeah your arms have definitely gotten bigger"
>I see his autism and raise him my own as I sperg out hopelessly infront of everyone else
>"I-I'm just slightly less skeletal than before"
>Hurry off to go to the toilet.
>mfw now everyone must think I'm a curlbro
At least it was a mire of sorts. Or don't they count coming from retarded people.
>>34949999
jelly to be honest family
>>34947343
audible kek
>>34944964
>(15)
>"OMG"
>"dick"
>bed
>>34947343
thank you anon-kun this really made me kek :^)
>>34944964
>anno domini 2015
>living in a country where the age of consent is higher than 14
>not letting the little sister's friend give you a handjob
You fucked up
My dick tilts to the side and is also a bit twisted, as in it points off too the left and my urethra isn't vertical but at an angle
Also my foreskin on the right side can easily be pulled BEYOND the head (As in its already past it), but the foreskin on the left is tighter and can hardly be pulled anywhere beyond the base of the head
Is there anyway to fix this?
I am currently just trying to twist and point my dick to the right in my pants to try to correct it but dont really know what to do
>>34952704
Fuck, meant for qtddtot
>>34952704
some dicks point up, some dicks down, some to the right, some to the left, its genetic bra.
>>34952704
>Is there anyway to fix this?
Yeah. Surgery. The reason it's tilted is because the muscles on one side are tighter than the other side.
But if it's not too tilted, it's a massive advantage in terms of sex. With a slight bend to the side you'll have a lot more friction during sex.
>>34952550
>living in a country where the age of consent is higher than 14
so like all first world countries?
>>34952825
>muscles
Stop answering questions when you have no idea what you're talking about.
Everybody can guess like a retard.
>>34952843
If you consider Italy and Spain to be second world countries then yes :3
>>34949999
I am impressted
>>34941593
> Multivitamins
>>34941979
I'm sorry anon, but I must tell you that nurses don't see erect dicks at work: she is a slut.
>>34952876
hes right you know
>>34949999
The son of luck returns
>She smiles and looks away as I walk to my car
>I smile and look at her
>I turn away as she turns to me
>I can still see her smiling
>As we pass each other we both catch the other turning around to look so we stop mid turn and keep walking
>I will never know if she was miring or laughing at me
This was yesterday for me.
I checked the mirror when I got in the car and I looked pretty good but my hair was a bit funny because I twirl it in class unconsciously.
She was perfect guys, I fucked up.
>>34952825
Pretty damn tilted, almost touching my leg, kind of hurts trying to get it in the same position on the other side
> walking to the gym earbuds in
>group of fat niggers talking about how juicy i look i can hear because no isolated buds
>one of the fatter niggers slaps my ass and says damn white boy
>grab her hand
>you fucking disgusting ape, what gives you the right to touch me?
>visibly shocked as is her entire crew
>stare through my brows at them before walking off muttering fat cunts and niggers under my breath
>some nigger walking the opposite way hears me and pretends he didnt
Such is life as a 6'2 215 slav
>be me
>never get mired by anyone
>plan to kill myself in less than a year
>>34950557
>i suck at greentexting
Translation
>i am a redditor
Shit story kill yourself captain kuk
>>34952974
>>34953135
Try foam rolling your dick muscles. Or maybe try strengthening the other side with side cockplanks
>FIT STILL FOLLOWING SCOOBY'S DOCTRINE AFTER BLOWING HIM THE FUCK OUT OF FIT
>HE EVEN HAD TO POST A VIDEO TRYING TO PROVE HES NATTY WHILE NOT ANSWERING ANYTHING
why?
>>34953828
daym girl, you in miami
digging those mad curves yo
>>34953828
Body is bretty perf right now, don't gain any weight though. Keep hitting it
>>34953909
I heard that in arnolds voice, thanks
>>34949999
check mine :)
>>34947343
>soft
>university
>never come to classes anymore because I'm lazy, people there havent seen me in over a month
>come in for an end of semester exam, guy I've never spoken to asks if I've been lifting, catch girlfriend of some 9/10 guy mirin me a minute later
They're finally beginning to notice bros
Constant mirin from my brother and mother.
>Be at Bar with two female friends, one comments on our friend how much bigger He got
>Other female instantly points towards me and Says that I have become really big as well
>See my former class teacher who lifts
>Cuts me mid sentence and comments in awe how fit I became, talks about lifting with me
>Girl asks me if I am able to lift her up from behind and says how good that feels
>Asks me in Biology class if I use Proteins while watching a movie about them
>>34949999
Neat
>>34953553
>slav
You are the niggers of white people
Mom and wife don't count right?
>be at family wedding
>old guy that I've known forever walks by and grabs my arm like old men do when they shake your hand
>"been working out, eh? Nothing wrong with that."
>only took 19 months for first wild mire to occur.
>>34941593
All you faggots are inspiring me. I went on a date last night and no spaghetti fell out of my pockets. Protein, lifting, eating and you ass burgers made me feel confident in myself. No fucks turnt to zero.
I ain't made it yet, but I will f4m.
>>34949999
how do you do it
>>34953602
generally these threads are for posting feels known as "good feels"
It lets people who are not currently having the good feels remember that they can still get the good feels if they work out more.
Git gud m8
>>34954320
proud anon.
All gonna make it
>>34950279
PRISON
P
R
I
S
O
N
>>34954281
>nigger
Found the nigger only shit skins and ethnics try to bring us slavs down to their level.
>>34952364
jej
>>34952953
You go the wrong hospitals, anon.
>went to girls room
>chillin
>just hit a mean squat/ dl workout
>quad pump lol
>wearing adidas tiro pants
>tight across the thighs
>bitch asks me if i play soccer
>say nah senpai
>what sports do you do?
>i box, thats about it
>well your legs are so nice
>i bet you could fuck the shit out of someone
>oh god is this really happening
>y-y-you too
>actually worked in this situation because shawty thick
>proceeded to get laid
>were all gunna make it
>>34950772
It counts more because tards don't know about saying stuff just to make you feel good. If a tard says you got noticeably bigger, then you got noticeably bigger.
>>34953602
Well then at least give 120% before you go because this life isn't fucking worth it other wise
Win or lose
>during sex with a girl last week
>"You're so big and large..."
>mfw 6'2 and only 195lbs
Did I make it ?
>>34952883
don't forget Deutschland
>>34954454
... You fucking nigger.
Germanium master race here. Back to squatting in rubble for you cheeky breeky.
>TFW
>>34941979
i asume your fwb is a man becux /fit/ is a gay fantasy web forum
>>34950684
Thankfully 15 is legal in Sweden
>>34952364
lel
>>34947900
>not splitting the black oak
c'mon son, next time do it, just don't tell your daddy
>>34953553
you get mad when girls you don't know touch you? Fuck man I live for that shit.
Any woman on earth is allowed to grope me.
>>34949999
WITNESSED
> Veiny forearms showing
> Friend 1 asks me if I've been working out
> Skinny fat Friend 2 install jelly, "Anon is just thin"
> Friend 1 asks me to flex biceps (low bf high definition)
> Flex
> Jaws drop
We're all gonna make it brah
>start going to gym
>dont really talk about it
>share snapchat video story of bird that got trapped inside gym
>itis snaps me cute pic with "omg anon are you at the gym?"
>do a couple curls for dat dere pump and snap pic to her
>"omg you look so buff"
>"when are you visiting again?" (live out of state)
>"i miss you"
feels fuckin great bros
>>34955969
>snapchatting at the gym
NORMIE REEEE
>>34952364
I lol'd
>>34949999
Oh boy.
>>34950557
You're gonna kek your wife?...
>>34954582
why were you in the girls room?...
>>34944964
Good call.
>>34941593
>Have been a skinnyfat all my fucking life
>5' 7" manlet super race going from 62 up to 82 kgs
>A year and a half ago picked up Kick Boxing
>Gradually see my body transforming into the best it's ever been
>A week ago I go out with a gurl
>By the end of the night she ends up cuddling in my arms
>"Wow anon, you really smell great!"
>Wat.jpg
>Why couldn't she have said something about my body? :(
>>34955772
Same thing happened to me at work with a female colleague, except I sperged out.
>Wearing shirt, but pulled up so forearms showing
>Female colleague says "Wow, you have big forearms. Do you work out often?"
>I've never gotten a mire before so I sperged out and said "no, I just masturbate a lot"
Which is true. She isn't as clingy as she used to be...
>>34956956
loled.
>Go out to bar drinking with m8s
>Playing darts
>bicep flex as i ready to throw
>Random grill notices and grabs my arm
>Asks me if i work out
>I chuckle out a yes
>She says "wow I can tell"
>Dem feels tho
Her girlfriend warned me later to not bang her, dont know whether she jelly or doing my dick a favor?
>>34956956
acceptable response
>>34956956
Good response if you say it right.
Body language, facial expression and intonation would decide if that was a creepy or fun comment. I'm assuming you did the former.
>>34957433
youre gf is a kek?
>>34957693
WAIT
Kek
C.uck
KEK
>>34957693
He probably met a lesbian couple
>At pool party with friends at home, one of my friends turned 21
>Walking around shirtless and shit
>A girl from high school stops by
>"Holy shit, anon, you're jacked."
> be recovering fatasfatass
> lifting for a year and a half
> serious weight loss gains and sicknasty strength gains
> currently a wage slave at a major retail outlet
> walking to go check out equipment keys because I work in the back like a true autist
> one of the Asset Protection guys walks by a coworker and I
> "Hey! Two big guys like you are working here? Why don't you both work for security?"
> flexes at us
> coworker looks at me
> "I dunno what he's talking about. I'm just tall and skinny, you're the big guy."
F-Feels good man...
>been working out for 6 weeks now
>haven't made too much progress but got some serious definition
>been doing heavy lifting until failure 5 days a week
>been packing some serious protein, veggies, brown rice, and that creatine shit
>usually wear a hoodie because it's comfortable
>go to friend's house for the first time in a few weeks to hang out
>hot as fuck, jacket's coming off
>forgot I'm wearing one of my old navy star wars t-shirts
>motherfucker's already fitting snug, can see my pecs through it and everything
>biceps and triceps getting big enough that my arm fits snugly in my sleeve
>friend comes out of her bathroom
>"Holy shit anon, you've been working out."
>So surprised anyone noticed I forgot everything for a second
>"O-oh, you noticed?"
>friend's roommate comes out looking for her phone charger or some shit
>looks at me
>"Wait... anon, what the fuck happened to you?"
>both of them proceed to squeeze my arms
>mfw it'll only escalate from here
>>34958913
>thinking you look big after 6 weeks
Too bad you can't bench 2 plates
>>34941979
>tfw 5.5 master race
Shit's perfect for me, because I got an asian fetish. Those bitches will be all over my white ass.
>>34941593
>at swimming pool for dem godly cardio gains
>doing my laps, feelin´ fine
> doing my final circuit as my qt3.14 7/10 crush walks by
>ohshitdontsperg.jpg
>never actually talked to her, but she knows my name from school
>she notices me when i´m chilling in the hot tub after my laps
>somehow manage to not fuck the conversation up entirely
>we agree to meet up on saturday to watch the hunger games
>feel happier and more alive than have for the past two years
>wake up
>cry myself bak to sleep
H-hold me /fit
>be a dadbod fatass most of my life
>lose 50 lbs, build a little muscle
>have never been /fa/ in the least
>have always been a tshirt & jeans guy
>/fa/ friend shows me the world
>decide to find my own style
>qt3.14 in the store
>ask qt about what she thinks of a certain jacket
>"try it on anon, though you are pretty cut, so you might want a medium tall"
>mfw she said pretty cut
>mfw I'm no such thing
>mfw the jacket was a medium
>mfw I have always worn XL
>mfw I got her number
It was a small victory, brehs, anf I will not stop here. There are many gains to be made.
>>34955530
To be honest, it's not that great unless they're hot. Had some 6/10 make out with me at the bar once, it was fucking disgusting. Nigga just jumped me.
>>34954582
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>34957433
Two scenarios:
>G1 was jelly of G2 and wants to bang instead
>G1 has sickass beastman AIDS
>>34958941
I'm working on it. Last time I checked my max weight, it was 115. I consider that an improvement over the 80 I was barely able to do six weeks ago. I'm a skinny motherfucker son, them gains will come eventually.
>>34949000
Check--
>>34949999
Absolutely beautiful.
>>34955041
SWEDEN YES
>>34949999
no need to brag
My first and only mire
>Working out for 2 months at this point
>Hanging out with some friends, wearing a shirt that is a bit tighter than I normally wear
>Dude friend of mine says my arms look bigger, ask if I've been working out
>Autism flash, I'm still very much DYEL by /fit/ standards, don't feel comfortable talking about how I lift until I look like I lift
>"N-no, I havent been"
>One of the girls in the room chimes in saying it's just an illusion from my shirt being a bit tight
>o-okay.png
One of these days /fit/. One of these fucking days. I will make it.
>>34953602
I'll mire you anon
>>34954440
F A G G O T
A
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O
T
>>34944473
>stoned/hungover
Not gonna make it.
Also, where was the mirin? Absolutely nothing was mentioned about your body. It was just banter while making a sale.
>>34941593
Tabarnak
>at gym
>going well when girl comes in
>try to avoid her but she's always moving in front of me
>we can both tell the other is not trying to look at the other when we are near
>we can both tell the other is looking when the other isn't though
>always with some dude that doesn't really workout but always comes with her
>catch eyes but always when we have space between us (she'll be on other side of gym and we will hold contact..if we are within touching distance we avoid eyes like the plague)
>finally she moves to front of gym
>before they both leave together we catch eyes one more time
I feel like there is serious tension between us but neither of us has done anything. How can you tell theres attraction for each other or am I just overthinking this and she's oblivious to me?
But damn if we were alone I'd beat that shit like a drum, if she has a bf or not
>>34941750
Vitamin tablets work best in conjunction with mineral water. They're pretty good, anon.
>sitting in uni class
>qt sits across from me
>i'm just playing with my pen on the table
>look up
>she has that "i want to milk your balls dry" look on her face
>absolutely eyefucking the shit out of me
>i spaghetti out after about two seconds, just as she starts smiling at me
>didn't end up talking to her much
>tfw
Ah well, baby steps, as they say
>>34960994
Jesus FUCKING christ anon she wants you. Lazy fag is probably her brother.
>>34949999
Wow 4 numbers in a row. Now that's tough
>>34960994
What the other guy said her brother or something
>>34952953
>Not going to a hospital where you are jerked off every night by a hot nurse
You must have shitty healthcare
>>34960994
>"I-I w-would totally h-hit that-t-t!"
>can't even make eye contact with a grill
Kek
>>34958800
4 u?
>>34941593
>5 months
>gained at most 5 pounds
so either you roid or this is a lie, like 99 percent of these posts
>>34949999
Based gagangains breh
>>34958991
Dude, you have dreams of makin it too? I'm not the only one.
>>34954454
Go fix my toilet you slave
>>34963681
Bruh... Good lord
>>34954454
Racist slavs are the niggers of europe. Scandifag can confirm
fuck, might as well throw one of mine out there:
>be staying at mate's flat
>mate's cousin visits
>she's hot, classic cute club girl look, from newcastle or leeds or something
>easy penis, easy
>we begin drinking heavily
>whip my shirt off for forgotten reasons (was hammered pretty much the entire time)
>she goes for a shower and invites me in with her
>go in, wash each other, then slam her as she bent over the toilet
>she spent about 10 minutes washing my abs while jerking me off
it pays, gentlemen.
>>34947343
>solid
>tfw I have these female friends that call me skinny, but the "good kind of skinny"
>they then make it a point to say that i'm lean and muscular
>i'm 6'2, 190 lbs
Not sure if that was a mire, but i'll take it
>>34963208
sex and eye contact are two different things homo
>>34944964
utter fucking faggot, sean cody is less gay than you
>>34956481
kek'd
>>34954281
>warrior race
>best lifting genes
>best martial arts fighters
>first in space
>not keked
we will bury you
>>34964500
Half bred mongol bastard
>>34944964
I WANT TO BE YOU
>>34964521
Good argument my inferior friend, still superior inheritors of earth no matter how hard you cry
>>34964564
Tfw 100% Russian born and raised
Tfw moved to America when I was 10
Tfw literally better than amerikanci at everything I do.
Tfw beginner gains lasted for a year. Did a bulk, gained ton of muscle and little fat
Slav race is master race.
>фeeлc хopoшo мaнг
>>34950279
>it's fine your honour, my friend on a black-market kazakh rice-sales think-tank said it was ok in his opinion
not my first mire but happened to me about an hour ago
>been fooling around with my female friend (7/10) for a while now, cuddling and innocent little shit like that
>also gave me a lot of compliments about my physique, touched my arms a lot and stuff
>can sense that she always wanted a bit more from the way she touches me for a bit longer than usual
>wanted to take it a step forward recently but couldn't due to other friends being around
>today was walking her to her car with my hand around her midriff (nothing new by now)
>She:"Well I've gotta go now" but she didn't let go of me
>Me:"Guess I'll see you tomorrow" still not letting go
>gazing into each other's eyes, I slowly moved in for the kiss
>toungetornado.gif
>a couple moments later we stop and start to giggle
>say goodbye
>got home in record time
>fapped
The first time I made out with a girl while being sober
>>34964013
>>34965977
Why didn't you take her home dude
>>34966142
cause I'm too beta
But I have a feeling that this is the start of something, hold me brahs, I think I'm about to make it
inb4 It's just one grill so get your head out of your ass
>>34966181
If it's nice and feels good, do it.
I'm happy for you
>>34964969
нaпиcaл бы этo нa двaчe, oбoccaли бы глaзa cpaзy жe))
>>34966181
C'mon man, reread your post and tell me she doesn't want your meat sword in her sheath right this moment.
Just remember that if you spend too much time not making a move she'll eventually not consider you a potential mate.
>>34966181
>But I have a feeling that this is the start of something
Not if you keep behaving like that.
It's completely impossible for me to understand how betas take this much time to make a move when they 100% KNOW she wants the D. Like nigga how can you even go wrong here?
I bet you aren't even thinking of inviting her over literally as soon as possible.
You'll end up like those retards that see Chad walk up to their qts and finger them in under 5 minutes and get all resentful.
>>34959599
yikes
>>34949999
>>34966230
Физaч нe нyжeн
>>34952953
I asked her this. She says that yes, most penises are flaccid, but as she often works in patient care she has to wash patients and it turns out that guys of all ages pop boners when a young 24yo nurse washes them. In fact, she says that it doesn't even register for her anymore, she just goes: "I'll give you a minute sir." and does something else for few minutes while they lose the hardon.
