>"hey anon, the boys and I are back from swimming up the creek. you pitch that tent?"
yea man. why are you carrying your shirt like that fag lol
"your hair doesn't look wet at all"
"what the fuck were you guys doing in the woods for 3 hours"
>>34938656
sure did *unzips penis*
>>34938656
Chad we pitched the tent when we got here you're high as fuck
>>34938756
yea dude. way to bogart the joint like a mofo. ugh anyway, lets get this fire going im hungery as fuck
>didn't invite me to go swimming so I could ogle at you and try not to drown
fuck off bitch. put the tent yourself
>hey anon, could you pass me the shampoo?
>>34938997
"you're way too high man you're not in the shower you need some help man?"
>>34938727
how the fuck did you just unzip your penis
>>34939050
you tell me *unzips butt*
>>34938793
Also Chad what the fuck are you wearing? We're supposed to be out here for 2 weeks where is your fucking back pack?
>hey anon, you couldn't sleep too? I made enough for two, you hungry?
>hey hot stuff, i hope u brought ur glsses because you're gonna need em
>>34939073
If you look closely he isn't pouring that oil into the salad.
>>34939073
this is basically what every chick wants.
knows how to cook
good body, not too big but fit
tanned
cute face, hair
das it mane
>>34939136
get out of here womyn scum
hisssssssss
>>34939136
Some women also like niggers
>>34939122
Kek
>>34938997
L-let me wash your back breh
>mfw at first I thought OP's post is meant to be making fun of me (anon) for being a beta loser who didn't go swimming with the boys
Guess it means I'm not gay lmaooo
>>34939136
>Hair
Time to kill myself
>>34939136
>knows how to cook
wouldn't you be obsolete then?
>>34938656
i pitched that tent as soon as you got here if you understand what i am trying to communicate to you
>>34939294
I wonder why desu.
>>34940637
>Hair
>Time to kill myself
You bald, senpai? Bald is hot.
>>34938689
Kekh
>>34940604
Gif name killed this post.
>>34938656
I'm pitching one right now.
>yes homo
Hey anon! Wanna try my new cookies?
I let you lick the batter after!
>>34944425
No thanks, I'm on low-carb mr meme-goblin.
Nice apron.
>>34944425
my mummy says I can only take food from people that are sub 10% bodyfat, so no.
>>34944425
No thanks, fat fuck.
>>34944425
his legs look like an egg peeling
>>34944569
>>34944569
looks like a poorly-censored tattoo?
>>34944425
sauce?
>>34944425
Sure looks like the kitchen of one of the buff dudes. xD
>>34944425
>"cookies"
>holding out unbaked cupcakes
kek
>>34944425
>>34944492
>>34944535
>>34944562
>>34944569
>>34944938
>>34944997
Those are clearly muffins
>No u
>"anon, im so bored of TV. cant you think of anything else we can do?"
>>34945262
you can always leave
>>34939122
nice
>>34944425
Nah that guy is just too fat
Not attractive at all
>>34945262
Can I try to make little braids out of the hairforest on your chest? I'll be gentle, I promise.
>>34945262
yea let's go work out
>>34944425
need source on this
>>34945262
I really don't think I'd know how to react if I saw that in person
>>34945262
Let me comb them chest hair breh
>>34939136
nah man, I got all of these and I still have raging aspergers.
>>34946886
That's ok. I can just tape your mouth shut.
>>34945262
>that chesthair
Time to cuddle I guess
>>34947087
O-okey
>>34947111
>that pantstuffing
W H Y
it looks so fake, jesus. Who thought that was a good idea?
>>34947374
I wonder how the actor feels that the director basically told him
>your dick is too small for this scene
>>34947391
B-but director..
Stuffing!
O-okey :(
>"Come and sit next to me Anon."
>>34947416
W-why?
>>34947428
>"We're just bros hanging out, no reason to feel uncomfortable ;)"
>>34947450
This will never happen to me...
>>34947416
Reminds me of that time I lied down on the stomach of a friend of mine while playing Halo 3 together.
>>34947450
O-okay anon. I trust you.
>>34947486
Go on..
>>34938656
I did, and you won't even have to bend over to walk into it manlet.
>>34947636
You know? Words hurt anon.
>>34944425
please tell me I'm not the first to notice the head of his dick hanging out the bottom. Or is was it just so obvious that no one said anything about it....tell me I'm not the first to look.
>>34947668
Naughty!
>>34947530
We tried other positions since the missions were getting boring, like me putting my legs on his shoulders when he sat on the floor, or him putting his legs on my back.
Then we slept on the bed and cuddled. Guy snored loud as fuck so I insisted that I was the big spoon.
We're just friends though.
>>34947703
>We tried other positions since the missions were getting boring
:D
>>34947656
So will our asses later on if you catch my drift ;)
>>34947753
O-okey.
>>34939136
>Knows how to cook
>Good body, not too big but fit
Working on it
>Tanned
Mexican-Japanese, naturally tan
>Cute face, hair
Too bad I don't date women and would love to cook for a high test male
>Anon, are you... gay?
>>34947941
I'm a high test male. Come cook for me, boytoy.
>"cmon man, you dont wanna miss the beach, do you?"
>>34947983
y-yes, anon
w-what do you want for dinner?
Ch-chicken or Fish?
>>34948004
A nice piece of ham. Do you have a nice piece of ham, boytoy?
>>34948019
y-yes anon only for you to eat
>>34947985
Don't swim naked breh. The piranhas will nibble on your BBC before I get a chance to.
I wish I was a personal trainer for men.
>>34947985
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. What a man. Why does /fit/ have so much better taste in men than /hm/ and their retarded fetishes. "hey /hm/, in this thread we're posting overweight hairless argentinian chinese-native american mixed men only" fuck off.
>>34948110
You better hurry up then brah, cause I'm going in.
Anyone got the picture of the guy with the bubble butt wearing compression pants?
>>34948295
?
>"wake me up in a minute, will you? i just need to take a quick nap"
>>34948307
Das it mayne
>>34948143
Bruh let me put lotion on you first
>>34948307
b-brehs
>>34948137
no you don't
trust me
>Hey anon, do you mind giving me a massage?
>>34947941
>Mexican-Japanese
>>34948476
why?
>>34938678
This desu
>>34948141
/hm/ has always been a cesspool.
It's always full of threads of underage twinks, obese disgusting creepers or some fucking degenerate fetish like diapers or water sports.
I don't even want to have to think what kind of people lurk around /hm/.
>>34948496
>not wanting to hear a mix of japanese and spanish
shaking my head @ tú senpai
>>34948487
>Breh you feel stiff, are you stressed out?
>Let me relieve you
>L-lower?
That fucking ass though
senpais.
>so...anon...you have an 8"x6"...right?
>>34948791
>Hmm yes rigth there anon.. Lower back is killing me. You can go lower if you want to
you're all fuckin gay
>"h-hey anon im newbie at selfies, i-is this one ok?
>>34948496
fuck off
>>34948772
I gotta southern accent anon
でもスペイン語と日本語はpuedes hablar anon センパイ
>>34948845
>"chill anon, it's just a game, come play with us!"
>>34948845
>Not gay
Faggot.
Why the FUCK is this thread up? This is 100% /hm/ thread
Jesus christ this is getting obnoxious, why are faggots so insufferable? Go die in a fire all of you, voting against any kind of gay shit solely because of 4chan
>>34948925
Here's the reply you so desperately crave.
>>34948820
>you'll never marry Steve
>you'll never fuck each other's asses all night
>you'll never see him casually walking around the house naked
Why even live brehs?
>>34944425
Fuck off, fatso.
Fuck me these are some gorgeous dudes. If I could get over my disgust of anal I would prolly just go full gay.
>>34949138
just clean out your ass
>>34949218
With a plumbers tool?
>>34949244
water bottle and soap
>>34949272
Yur a funny guy
>>34949308
>anon come and check out the beach markets with me
>what? markets are for homos?
>haha, come on, lets find some massage oil and head to the hotel room
>>34948307
how2get that bunda? Squat until i have better bunda than grills
>>34948328
>vulnerable hot guys
muh dick
>hey anon, want to help me get brush my hair?
>>34950664
This man's gorgeous.
>>34948307
thanks /fit/, time to fap again
>>34950664
Swole Jesus pls
>>34948328
this pic is a gateway to fagdom desu
>>34949655
Kekd
how many no homos do i have to say to undo the boner this thread gave me?
>>34948307
Can someone try shopping this to look more like a girl so I can fap to it?
Fuck, why are men so much better than women, they even have hotter bodies.
>>34948925
Here is your (you)
>>34948307
BREHS 5x5
I can believe how unattractive must guys are, and how ridiculously attractive some guys are.
I just want to spend all day kissing the inside of this dudes thighs.
Why is the most average looking straight guy more attractive to me than an above average homo?
>>34951125
Because deep down you also know that they'd be just as fucking annoying as the average woman.
>>34950814
can confirm. This awakened the bisexuality I thought I'd repressed.
>>34938689
oh lawd, topkek
>>34951109
dat thigh gap
>>34951250
It's unreal.
I so badly want this guy to sit on my chest and not get off until I promise to duck his dick. Too fucking lewd man.
>this thread
http://strawpoll.me/6019227/
>>34951523
>biscums
>>34938656
>tfw you can browse men appreciation threads without getting a boner or feeling gay
god damn feels good to be hetero
>>34951785
LOW TEST
>>34951785
>tfw you get slightly more repulsed every time a womyn's appreciation thread is created
feels great to be homo
>>34951785
>Not being able to FULLY appreciate men
Poor hetero.
>>34951785
>can browse male physique threads, appreciate the bodies, and not get a boner
>feel good about it
>remember that I don't get a boner from vanilla porn anymore either
too much time on the internet
>>34951856
The one on the left is perfect
>>34948820
B R E H
R
E
H
>>34951737
>sensitive homos
>fit makes me bi
>decide to go out and find an IRL guy to rail me
>everyone in real life is ugly af
Fucking /fit/ youve fucked me up with your unrealistic standards
This thread is top Keks man. These pictures look retarded as hell+ the green text
>"hey anon, have you seen my pants anywhere? I think i left them in the tent"
Is /fit/ ironically gay? Or are you all really flaming homosexuals?
t. newfag
>>34952558
Hello fresh meat
>>34952521
Nice boots.
Sorry about the pants. I ate them.
>>34952558
come to the CBT or progress threads and show us your wares, kid
>>34952558
Leave know, fit makes you gay. I didnt beleive until the other day. 1 year ago I was complow straight, the other day I saw a guy at a games shop and I thought about how nice his assould be to plow.completly
>>34952592
>know
>>34952592
>/fit/ makes you gay AND illiterate
I better leave
>>34952603
Run puppy run. Let me see that ass move.
>>34952592
>the other day I saw a guy at a games shop and I thought about how nice his assould be to plow.completly
>"Hey anon, wanna come home and feel my CBT?"
>>34952691
>tfw you've seen so much BDSM porn that you always read CBT as cock&balls torture
>>34952699
That's what he meant..
>>34950664
now i have hair as well as body goals. thanks anon
>>34952715
hair dysmorphia, kek
>>34952691
who is this? holy shit
>>34939136
>knows how to cook
Nigger, it's a salad
>>34952847
Women logic, my friend.
>>34947703
Pls b grill
>>34952885
I can be a girl for you..
>>34952022
wtf are they all the same girl?
>>34952925
Middle class white girl mentallity. They love being part of a herd and virtually irrecognisable from one another
>hey anon, how come your goal bodies folder is 15 times bigger than your porn folder?
>>34952999
>dem hairy legs
B-breh, can I bury my face between your ass cheeks? No homo
Hey bro, just got to the gym. Want to spot me while I bench this 325 pounds and let you mire?
>>34953158
you're breaking some kind of wall with that one.
>>34953158
....ew
>hey anon, come over here and help me with some BBC squats
>>34953176
Ew this you bitch ass nigga
>>34953189
>>34953158
>>34953189
...it's a good thing you workout hard buddy...
>>34953189
Post butt
>>34939136
>knows how to cook
Yeah man, salads are so hard to make
>>34953158
>>34953189
I'd rim you
>Yes homo
>>34953220
Thanks bro.
fucking /fit/
>>34948925
>I hate it when you get like this anon
>you do realise that the only people who get upset by gay stuff are religious tards and closet fags?
>its ok, you don't have to apologise, I know you're tired
>come on little spoon, it's time to snuggle
>>34952521
aspen is amazing. nice face and THICK body.. and that dick too! damn
>>34948925
this honestly
/hm/ pls go
>>34954855
Kill yourself, disgusting hetero.
>>34955333
This.
>>34954128
he's a much better bottom than top i.m.o. f.a.m.
>>34955792
Agreed desu, some people are born to be fucked.
>>34939050
Newfag
>>34938727
sup new friend
>>34939122
lel
>>34957163
whose butt is that?
>>34948925
>>34954855
>"You can stop posturing now Anon, nobody is here anymore. Let's pass the ball shall we?"
>>34958988
It's def from Sean Cody, but don't have more info, unfortunately, anon.
>>34959043
Bulge...
>>34959125
Ik, that cheeky smirk though breh.
Why the fuck did I just go through and enlarge every pic??? Fuck this place what are you doing to me
>>34959228
Don't stress brah. Let me knead that stress out of your shoulders for yah.
>>34959228
you should probably be a bit worried.
>>34948925
But women appreciation thread are okay?
Fuck off non-canon anon.
>>34959316
How do you get a butt like this?
>>34951856
>irregular raised dark brown spot on chest
Is that cancer?
>>34959888
Yeah, kinda noticed as well.
Seems like skin cancer desu.
Could be a birth mark, although can birth marks even be dark brown?
>tfw got a birth mark but it's pink
>>34959810
Genetics and lots of exercises with heavy weights using glute muscles.
>>34959936
which exercises work the glutes best?
>>34945357
Kek
>>34939122
lmfao
>>34960065
Squats
>>34960223
what type of squats more specifically?
>>34960236
ATG back squats. The lower you go the more you activate the glutes. Don't round your back tho.
Also
>hip thrusts
>glute bridges
>glute-hamstring raises
>>34960379
low or high bar?
>>34960424
High bar is easier to get ATG with. Doesn't really matter though.
>>34948307
This makes me want to skip leg day...
>>34960505
y tho?
>>34960065
Weighted Glute Bridges.
>>34939294
>>34939294
for all the same reasons
>>34959228
I'm just doing it ironically. I'm not really attempting to get a boner from any of these
>>34961351
id cum all over that hulk poster too
>>34961331
>i'm t-totally ironically looking at these pictures of nearly n-naked men
>it's not l-like i enjoy it or anything b-baka
>>34961380
smfh tbqh family
you'll never be able to enjoy it as ironically as I can
>"Hey Anon, wanna wrestle? Bet I can pin you down first."
>>34948307
sauce anyone?
>>34961574
>"That's the best you can do? You definitely picked the right time to start lifting. If you want i got some special protein you can take"
>>34955792
hmmm idk.. yeah i guess.. but hes both amazing top and bottom i dont care
>>34961574
whos this
2 weeks ago i was getting off to pictures like the ones in this thread, but now I can only get off to chubby girls with huge tits.
Why has this changed so fast?
>>34962152
You're losing test.
>>34961949
>"Let me take a rest. You really know how to drain a guy of his--again? Sure go at it"
>>34961949
Please be a protein suppository
>>34962152
you're becoming a hetero degenerate.
you should probably kill yourself, before the illness takes over.
>>34939136
>tan is uneven
>looks like tom cruise
>looks like tom cruise
>pointy ears
>olive oil on a salad with giant pieces of bell pepper? no thanks
0/10 would not sex
>>34962174
I thought chubby girls were high test though?
>>34962256
Men have nicer bodies but I just feel nothing sexually for men anymore, it was probably just a phase, might come back though.
>>34962378
Men is the highest test. You're so high test that only equally test filled people work for you.
>>34947703
>/fit/
>>34952022
>wat
>>34938656
fugg yeah, you bitch dat benis?
>>34952691
whered his nipples go?
>>34962715
It's a bug in the matrix.
>>34952558
Maybe not gay but I started miring guys with good physiques.
>the moment when you turn to look at some guy back and glutes
no homo
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>>34957163
>>34959043
>>34959167
>come back home from work exhausted
>see thread
>fatigue gone
Brehs...
>>34962122
Ethan Anders.
>>34962830
Don't look at it, silly boi.
why is this thread even here?
fuck you OP I'm not fapping to your men
...'accidental' bump
>>34958846
>but I've been posting on [s4s] since 2003 anon...
>>34964402
>uneven lats
>>34964472
>(you)
what now, fuccboi?
>>34948760
/hm/ is a general board for handsome males. Not all gay men (or women, lel) find athletic dudes handsome. But you bet your bussy there are bear threads, muscle threads, and yes, /fit/ threads. Use the fucking catalog if it really bothers you that much, spergs.
>>34964475
You think you're tough huh? How about you drop those jeans? Let's see how tough you are then.
>>34964490
>"I'm posting more naked fat old mexican men and nobody can stop me XDD"
>"you guys are just spergs if you can't appreciate ugl- I mean diverse men"
>"not only handsome men should be posted on the /handsome men/ board, you autists"
jesus christ, pls kill yourself
>>34962256
>boardie ass
>>34961949
whos the dude on top?
>>34948141
/hm/ has different threads though
there are threads like this
just ignore the threads you don't like
>tfw I was the first to post approx. half of these pics on /fit/
>tfw /fit/izens saved those pics
