Weird shit
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ITT:
Weird things you think only you do
>Intentionally show of my dick when walking to the showers, towell over my shoulder
>Whenever I'm alone, eat my food with my hands for maximum wild man gains, while listening to the Soul Eater theme
>Tip the beggar outside my gym for extra beggar's luck gains whenever attempting new recs
Come on you fucks, share some weird shit, I need a laugh.
>>34932329
Look in a mirror if you are that desperate for a laugh.
>>34932520
rekt
>>34932520
8/10 I enjoyed this thread
One time I drank protein with water
Sometimes I don't tip my gym's receptionist
I smell my hands after i scratch my balls
>>34932939
pretty sure every guy does that family
>>34932958
Ya tbqh prolly baka senpai
>>34932234
>while listening to soul eater theme
Talk about alpha as fuck
>>34932939
My earwax smell resembles cheddar. Reminds me of mcdonalds. Everytime I smell it, I'm more intrigued than disgusted
>>34933007
my cum smells like camomile tea
>>34932234
I've got weird liquid in my ass that smells a little like shit and is thick and transparent. Pretty much looks like cum but I don't take it up the button.
>>34932520
But that doesnt make me laugh, it makes me cry.
rekt faggit
>>34933133
Thanks... for that... really..
>>34933133
your dad fucks you in the ass after you fall asleep you dense motherfucker
I sometimes cry after heavy deadlifts, legit can't help it.
Powering through a heavy set of squats or bench is fine too, but they usually just get me all fired up and hyped to train more.
>>34933484
That's adorable, senpai.
Can I hug you?
>>34933500
Maybe in like an hour and half or so, then I'll be done with deads and just about ripe for hugging.
>>34933522
T-that sounded naughty, Senpai.
I always say "just go!" or "pick the fucking thing up" out loud if I feel like I'm breaking too long during HIIT
>>34932520
kek
I eat my own semen all the time. It tastes kind of good now and good source protein
>>34933585
Ultimate recycling.
>>34932234
>Just arrived at a hostel in Budapest, big open >room with two floors.
>Me and my friend Will are on the top floor, our >other friend Kyle is on the bottom floor. We can >watch him as he slumbers.
>Pissed up Aussie bloke comes in at about >midnight, says to Kyle "Is it alright if I root this >girl? You don't mind right?"
>It's all good. Me and Will are sniggering like 13->year old kids.
>Girl comes in. We're grinning even more as we >hear the bed start to squeak. Aussie bloke is >grunting away, Kyle is pretending to be fast >asleep.
>A couple of minutes pass. "Yeah, you like that?". >Crocodile Dundee is getting into it now, he's >forgotten all about losing the Ashes. Then he >asks a question that only an Aussie can get >away with asking:
>"In the arse, yes or no!?"
>"Yes".
>>34933762
Learn how to green text faggot
>>34932234
i meditate before i start a heavy lift, really helps.
>>34934251
I meditate after. Funny how that works.
>>34932234
I eat my food with hands when I'm alone too!
>I anger-fuck my GF and she'll get off 7+ times on average.
>I will rip disgusting or loud farts in public areas if a I'm in a state that isn't my own and if I'm not around people I don't know, especially beta looking hipsters. I'll fart directly in front of them as I pass by and not conceal sound or the necessary motor coordination.
>if I fap, it's almost always while I'm on my toilet instead of a bed or desk. This is probably pretty common
>I hype myself with small tasks throughout the day, like-If I don't control my bladder for more than 15 minutes after the urge to pee, then I lack discipline. Trying to exercise self control with small stuff.
>Shit while slav-squatting on the toilet. Feels great
