Didn't see one in the catalog.
>>34932125
>>34932125
>Incognito mode
Are you scared of 4chan opie?
>>34932125
Has anyone got that picture of the guy who looks like a roman senator's fuckboy?
>>34932125
http://startingstrength.wikia.com/wiki/The_Starting_Strength_Novice/Beginner_Programs
>>34932949
No my home button is broken so using my browser in incognito mode let's me back out without having to close chrome and starting back on my home page every time I want to use the internet.
>>34934131
lmao that can't be serious
>>34934114
>mfw I'm listening to 'Piss on Your Grave' by yeezy
someone post the /fit/ bro punching a ghost. having kek'd that hard in awhile.
>>34934421
>>34934489
>>34934019
First time I've seen the other two comments.
Th-thanks anon
>>34934625
kill urself
>>34934639
>>34934677
le xd
>>34934639
>le kill urself
FTFY senpai
>>34934373
>piss on your grave
>yeezy
>costanza dot jaypeg
its by La you troglodyte
>>34934728
piss on ur grave - travis scott featuring kanye west
>>34934790
Very nice memes, I'm impressed. Well done.
>>34934842
:D
Some anon called this yesterday.
>>34932418
>bohemian manlet
>>34934388
>no homo tho
kek
>>34934842
>smell my dick in my shit
Goodbye sides.
>>34934842
LOL
>>34934842
Bahahahaha I just spit gummy bears all over my laptop
>>34934922
I was there.
>WOAH NELLY
>>34934842
Did laugh
>>34932125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBcOrZe6IE
>>34934019
Absolute Madman
>>34936036
>>34936036
>>34936144
>>34934790
Good use of memes
>>34934842
>>34934916
>>34935024
>>34935064
>>34935197
>>34935350
pls stop, no one is laughing except for you m8
>>34936036
>>34936144
>>34936176
>>34934677
>>34934625
le XD!!! This is why I love reddit!!! You guys are always so creative and funny!
>>34936230
It has to be the same guy every time that posts it.. your shitty comment will never be good
>>34934842
>>34933448
That fedora in the shadow is shooped, I'm pretty sure. If I recall he just has a gay fringey emo-hair thing.
>>34934842
I had been having such a bad day but this made it so much better. Thanks anon.
>>34934093
KEK
>>34934842
KEK
>>34936434
>le
Should have know you were a faggot
>>34936462
>being this new
Top kek
>>34936434
Isn't that a joke from Mean Girls no homo
>>34932125
>>34936256
>based ayylien glasses
>>34934922
does anyone know which thread in the archive this was? I wanna go read it.
>pic is my /fit/ funny contribootion
>>34934413
No joke. That's the most motivational story I've ever read on fit. After my first time reading that I busted some serious PRs just thinking about whooping some ghost ass.
>>34936701
>>34934413
Here friends
>>34936722
tl;dr
>/fit/
>funny
>>34936665
hurr durr so funny it totally happened
>>34936736
Tl;dr it's worth the read.
>>34936722
Thanks anon!
>>34936722
They should seriously make this a movie
It's all there
>>34932418
Kek
>>34934842
They should seriously make this a movie
It's all there
>>34936722
holy fuck...
>>34934842
I don't get it
>>34936554
Yes it is.
All the homos, you go Glen coco
>>34936980
>I don't get it
>>34933413
here you go anon
>>34936830
Paranormal /fit/ivity
>>34937609
fuck i want a belly like that but I don't wanna fuck up my gains
>>34937697
>flabby cellulite belly
why would you ever want that
>>34937705
Doesn't look flabby to me, but maybe my eyes aren't trained enough yet. All I know is I have this last little bit of fat around my stomach, and it's pissing me off. Won't go away no matter how lean I eat. Homemade grilled chicken, brown rice, and greens three times a day, nothing but pure water, I go outside and walk for a couple miles, and still it won't go away.
>>34937738
it's very clear he has some fat over his stomach, exactly the bit that hides your abs
you need to start doing cardio, walking won't do shit we're talking about 30 minutes of high heart rate cardio here 3-4 times a week. No pauses
>>34937728
I'm so glad that most of these are fake. Whenever I read this one I feel terrible and want to murder someone until I remember there's a 95% chance it didn't actually happen, at least not the way described.
>>34937763
Won't that fuck up muscle gain though?
>>34934507
what is ss ?
>>34936795
Give me the gist of it
>>34937908
>being this new
baka desu senpai
>>34937957
the gist of it isitsworth the fcking read
>>34932125
capped this the other day, WHOA NELLY
>>34937846
I still don't understand this. Like does he kidnap people and remove their nipples or just go around asking people on /fit/ if they want to have their nipples removed? And why would anyone want their nipples cut off?
>>34937981
>robertglsman/5
>>34938005
he must save images from CBT and photoshop their nips off
how complicated is that
>>34934842
Gets me evrry time
>>34938018
Holy shit I need to get this
>>34938066
Check'd. Get it for me to and we can build /fit/ville and hunt down manlets.
>>34934388
>filename.txt
>>34934842
FUCKING LOL
>>34937800
Motivation not humor, but good post
Also feels
>>34937969
>>34938018
>>34938117
>/fit/ humour thread
>posts /v/ garbage
why?
>>34938158
I post /fit/ shit too, it's just all bunched up and I'm not gonna open each one individually to read and remember which is which.
I do the same thing on /v/ and /vg/ and /int/
>>34936091
KEK
>>34938172
>don't make us nuke you again
hahaha holy fuck
>>34934093
Keked
>>34934842
top kek
>>34934932
If you like that you'll love this
https://youtu.be/VApj431HD6Y
>>34932125
I don't get pic related. Can someone explains?
>>34937971
>taking the bait
senpai baka desu
>>34936251
kek, saved
>>34937777
Checked
Why doesn't anyone check quads anymore, it used to be a tradition
>>34940297
It's making fun of the idea that you would need to train hard to be able to support a 45kg (~100 lbs) person for 10 seconds.
>>34932418
im a manlet and i topkekd holy shit
>>34934842
HAHAHAHA
>>34940422
Because checking meaningless numbers on a imageboard is for manchildren. People get quads every second, it's not special.
>>34935225
>deadlift Tiny's parents
Top kek. I laugh everytime.
I wonder where Tiny is right now, what he is doing.
>>34936279
I also love le reddit, friend! xDDD
<(^_^)>
XoXoX
>>34937779
HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT! No that won't fuck up muscle gain. It'll improve your standard of life and your life span too.
>>34936176
the absolute madman
>>34936722
Keeeeek
>>34933323
Custard in a milk carton?
>>34937800
10/10 motivation
>>34934922
>it was alright
kek
>>34937908
straight shota
>>34940486
B-but muh board culture
>>34940540
He lives in Bristol. I see him around Temple Meads occasionally.
>>34937777
checked quads for the emprah
>>34932418
http://youtu.be/VApj431HD6Y
>gym is expensive as fuck here
>decide to build home gym
>also pretty expensive because im a poor fuck
>*cha-ching*
>I'll steal the weights from my current gym
>walking out of the gym with 20kg plate in the bag
>"Hey, wait ! What's that in your bag? Are you stealing gym equipment?
>No mam, it's the new trend in functional training, I carry weight around with me so I'd actually develope some strenght thats useful in the real life.
>"Oh...okay"
>tip her 5 eur and wink
>leave
Never said that I wasn't stealing the weights.
>>34934625
#DEADLIFTS
EPIC
>>34942918
Leave it to the professionals.
who /fit&mu/ here
When you were swole you were the king of protein powders
And how you built a power cage tumbling through the trees
While squatting ass-to-grass, with thighs way past your knees
And you tried to press 1 plate but didn't have the shoulders
So you would slam your deadlifts all across the floor
Then we would lay and learn what creatine really was for
And this is the gym one afternoon I knew I would love you
And from above you how I'd spot you looking swole
Into that secret place but, you know, n-no homo
And your bro would curl but somehow never stopped being DYEL
And look at all the dumbbells we would use for flies
Each one a little more than he could dare to try
>>34937908
S.S stands for Starting S.S
>>34937908
schutzstaffel
>>34934114
somebody's jelly
>>34934719
Since it's vertical motion it would be
W=F*d=F*d*sin(theta)
Fucking physics casuals
>>34943248
lmao that means that it's Starting Starting Starting Starting S.S.?
>>34933323
Are fatties really this delusional? I refuse to believe this..
>>34932418
Top kek
>>34937908
supreme squats, dont let these faggots fool you
>>34934388
kek, but also
>tfw no pretty boy to protect
>>34934373
>>34943905
Zyzz never actually said that btw
>>34934019
Rekt
>>34944124
It dosen't matter what it means, what matters is the workout plan
>>34936274
>>34936176
>>34936144
>>34934842
Classic
>>34936722
This was the most boring, most nonsensical greentext story i have ever read on 4chan. Please for the love of god, anyone considering reading it..
don't. It's a waste of your fucking time.
>>34937811
this was the greentext that got me into /fit/, still so fucking funny
>>34937779
Lel cardio kills gains obviously
Not actually /fit/ but feels related
HAHAHAHA xD
>>34937738
>>34937763
>>34937779
Walking is also fine for cutting. Dont listen to the naysayers. It's obviously not ideal but it works
>>34944071
wrong you retard.
>>34945198
I-I don't even know how to react. Why would anyone do this often enough to have a recipe?
>>34946230
SKELLIES NEED GAIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS
![No+its+golden+mr+skeltal+_362352103951a45ab444b75c812d3c5e[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/3nHOL9s.gif "No+its+golden+mr+skeltal+_362352103951a45ab444b75c812d3c5e[1].gif")
>>34945198
I usually avoid threads with recipes or sweets cause I'm on the final stretch of my cut and they trigger me, but... I'm pretty sure that was disgusting enough to tide me over until March. The problem is that's about 4 months longer than the cut is gonna last. This post will be the reason I become skelington.
>>34944071
Force is proportional to sin of the angle of the elbow. Total work by the pec is actually quite a bit more complicated, you need to integrate over the angle and then multiply by distance
>>34934922
WOAHNELLY.jpg
>>34936403
>>34936379
>>34936334
>>34935350
>>34935197
>>34935064
I'm actually kind of sad for the one guy posting all of these reaction images to his own image and probably his own comment. He really wants people to like him, even if anonymously...
Sorry breh. I'm here for you.
>>34937908
Synchronized swimming
>>34937779
READ THE FUKKEN STICKY
>>34949030
I did. Had it answered my question, I wouldn't be asking.
>>34943223
>liking meme bands
>>34937908
RUN AWAY
LEAVE THIS BOARD AND NEVER RETURN
>>34942918
Yes you did, you said "No ma'am"
>>34944071
almost got me
>>34934114
>mfw they buried him under a rubbish heap at the edge of a rugby pitch.
Enjoy your eternal sauna in the sky, m8.
>>34947487
what's the story behind this one? I know that the girl is Sparrow
>>34936665
Devil trips makes it true.
>>34946332
This one always makes me laugh, but has anyone actually read the book (yes, it's from a real book) in its entirety? Is it complete shit?
>>34950776
>>34936176
Holy shit. The absolute MAD man!
>>34950970
>you tell me
>>34950730
>dat profile
>>34934625
Fucking anon just brought me back to 2011
>>34932418
someone post the manlets and showers story
>>34937908
Solid Snake
>>34934842
KEK
>>34949314
>I read the sticky
>but seriously guys, won't cardio kill gainz?
That's how I fucking well know you didn't read the sticky.
>>34932418
>nobody loves me
so true
>>34932125
contribootin some OC tobehonest family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
I push syringes into my
Thighsssssssss
It's the only thing
That slowly brings the gainssssssss
But its full of all
The gear i have to
TAKEEEEEEEE
Test P and Trenbolone
Work their way inside
If the gains don't stop…
*growling scream*
I have pinned until my veins collapsed
I aspirate before inject
Now all I do is make all kinds of gains
I've lifted this, I've repped out that
I've overpassed your one rep max
You cannot kill these super massive gains
I've gotta train what I've gotta train
And then I swear I'll make more gains
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the bloat
I guess I'll save the carbs for last
My insulin and steroid blasts
You're lifting weights cause you left me with weights
I push syringes into my thighs
It's the only thing that slowly brings the gainsssssss
If the gains don't stop…
We're all gonna make it!
Push the pin in further
Don't go to deep and hit the bone
Leave me all the muscles, then you can leave me alone
Tell me that unnatty is better than no gains
But I found out the hard way
No gains are easy gains!
I push syringes into my thighs
It's the only thing that slowly brings the gainsssssss
But it's full of all the gear I have to take
Test P and Trenbolone work their way inside
If the gains don't stop…
We're all gonna make it!
[2x]
All I've got…All I've got are these gains
[4x]
All I've got…All I've got are these gains!
I push syringes into my thighs
It's the only thing that slowly brings the gainsssssss
But it's full of all the gear I have to take
Test P and Trenbolone work their way inside
If the gains don't stop…
We're all gonna make it!
[2x]
All I've got…All I've got are these gains
[4x]
All I've got…All I've got are these gains!
>>34937908
Semen Swallow
>>34950873
i felt it in my back
>>34932418
Full version.
Why is /tg/ so much funnier than /fit/?
>>34934093
fuckin kek
>>34934019
>Types up reply
>waits 12 minutes
>posts
>immediately screens hots convoy
>deletes comment
>posts to fit
>>34936336
yup look how sharp the brim is on the fedora
>>34953974
How new are you?
>>34936274
this is literally bag on head retarded.
>>34950730
thats incredible
ugly as fuck from the front, pretty qt from the side.
>>34936722
It's so shit, it makes no sense it's long as fuck. Fuck it should be a ban able offense
>>34950730
My heart melts the moment she looks back at the camera.
>>34937990
I read it, It's shit and ur story sucks
Take your Mary Sue and fuck off
It's okay to become aroused reading this.
r-right?
>>34950730
>ugly as fuck from the front
Are you blind? She's obviously not wearing any makeup and still she's cute as fuck if you ignore the mop.
>>34954624
Well shit that is pretty cute and sweet, and I also know exactly why I have this boner.
Being bisexual rocks, TWICE THE PORN!
>>34950776
It's pretty entertaining for the first 10 pages or so, that's about it. You've probably already read the highlights just from screencaps.
>>34943223
>reddit here
>>34951419
This has to be sarcasm
>>34953547
/tg/ is pretty much the best best board around.
>>34954021
lost
>>34950604
why does this ugly bitch think she's sexy?
>>34936722
This is ultra shit.
>>34954021
>Taking test
Confirmed not natty, don't let the door hit you on your way out
>>34937908
Starting Strenght (I was a newfag too)
>>34937908
Sneaky Sqoats
>>34949418
>actually thinking nmh is a meme
Just skimmed the thread, but I didn't see this one.
>>34960297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUjI-293DNc
Where were you when this thread and the guy who stole a ton of rice from the mafia was up at the same time
anyone have that badly drawn pic of some /fit/ guy in his casket with mourners miring him
>>34937800
I was there for that. Good times.
>>34936722
> It all happened I swear!!!
Some fucking people, man.
Fuck, that's good...
