/fit/ quick how do i get over viral pharyngitis the fastest. Shit sucks
/sick/ general
>>34929904
Stay in bed anon-kun, l can tell you a bedtime story if you want
>>34929910
Thanks anon. Ready for my story now:)
>>34929936
This anon is an impostor, I am the real sick anon. Tell me the story
>>34930015
>This anon is an impostor
B-but I'm sick too:(
>>34929904
1.sleep 10 hours a day
2.eat a nutritious meal every 4 hours
3.get a lot of vitamin c
4.gargle with salt water for 15 seconds 3 times a day
>>34930070
>4.gargle with salt water for 15 seconds 3 times a day
It doesn't do shit.
OP can take some nonsteroidal anti-inflammatories if he wants.
>>34929910
>>34929936
>>34930015
>>34930067
>With the arrival of spring and fine weather outside, the good-natured Mole loses patience with spring cleaning.
>He flees his underground home, emerging to take in the air and ends up at the river, which he has never seen before.
>Here he meets Rat (a water vole), who at this time of year spends all his days in, on and close by the river.
>Rat takes Mole for a ride in his rowing boat.
>They get along well and spend many more days boating, with Rat teaching Mole the ways of the river.
>>34930137
>One summer day, Rat and Mole disembark near the grand Toad Hall and pay a visit to Toad.
>Toad is rich, jovial, friendly and kind-hearted, but aimless and conceited; he regularly becomes obsessed with current fads, only to abandon them as quickly as he took them up.
>Having recently given up boating, Toad's current craze is his horse-drawn caravan.
>He persuades the reluctant Rat and willing Mole to join him on a trip.
>Toad soon tires of the realities of camp life and sleeps-in the following day to avoid chores.
>Later that day, a passing motorcar scares the horse, causing the caravan to overturn into a ditch.
>Rat threatens to have the law on the motorcar drivers while Mole calms the horse, but Toad's craze for caravan travel is immediately replaced by a motorcar obsession.
>>34930143
>Mole wants to meet the respected but elusive Badger, who lives deep in the Wild Wood, but Rat—knowing that Badger does not appreciate visits—tells Mole to be patient and wait and Badger will pay them a visit himself.
>Nevertheless, on a snowy winter's day, while the seasonally somnolent Rat dozes, Mole impulsively goes to the Wild Wood to explore, hoping to meet Badger.
>He gets lost in the woods, sees many "evil faces" among the wood's less-welcoming denizens, succumbs to fright and panic and hides, trying to stay warm, among the sheltering roots of a tree.
>Rat, finding Mole gone, guesses his mission from the direction of Mole's tracks and, equipping himself with two pistols and a stout cudgel, goes in search, finding him as snow begins to fall in earnest.
>Attempting to find their way home, Rat and Mole quite literally stumble across Badger's home—Mole barks his shin upon the boot scraper on Badger's doorstep.
>Badger—en route to bed in his dressing-gown and slippers—nonetheless warmly welcomes Rat and Mole to his large and cozy underground home, providing them hot food and dry clothes.
>Badger learns from his visitors that Toad has crashed seven cars, has been hospitalised three times, and has spent a fortune on fines.
>Though nothing can be done at the moment (it being winter), they resolve that when the time is right they will make a plan to protect Toad from himself; they are, after all, his friends and are worried for his well-being.
>>34930153
>With the arrival of summer, Badger visits Mole and Rat to take action over Toad's self-destructive obsession.
>The three of them go to Toad Hall, and Badger tries talking Toad out of his behaviour, to no avail.
>They put Toad under house arrest, with themselves as the guards, until Toad changes his mind.
>Feigning illness, Toad bamboozles the Water Rat (who is on guard duty at the time) and escapes.
>Badger and Mole are cross with Rat for his gullibility, but draw comfort from the fact that they need no longer waste their summer guarding Toad.
>However, Badger and Mole continue to live in Toad Hall in the hope that Toad may return.
>Meanwhile, Toad orders lunch at The Red Lion Inn, and then sees a motorcar pull into the courtyard.
>He steals the car, drives it recklessly and is caught by the police.
>He is sent to prison on a twenty-year sentence.
>>34930158
>In prison, Toad gains the sympathy of the gaoler's daughter who helps him to escape disguised as a washerwoman.
>Though free again, Toad is without money or possessions other than the clothes upon his back, and is pursued by the police.
>After catching a lift on a train, Toad, still disguised as a washerwoman, comes across a horse-drawn barge.
>The barge's owner offers him a lift in exchange for Toad's services as a washerwoman.
>After botching the wash, Toad gets into a fight with the barge-woman, who tosses him into the canal. In revenge, Toad makes off with the barge horse, which he then sells to a gypsy.
>Toad subsequently flags down a passing car, which happens to be the very one he stole earlier.
>The car owners, not recognizing Toad in his disguise, permit him to drive their car.
>Once behind the wheel, he is repossessed by his former passion and drives furiously, declaring his true identity to the passengers who try to seize him.
>This leads to the motorcar landing in a horse-pond, after which Toad flees once more.
>Pursued by police, he runs accidentally into a river, which carries him by sheer chance to the house of Rat.
>>34930167
>Toad now hears from Rat that Toad Hall has been taken over by weasels, who have driven out Mole and Badger.
>Although upset at the loss of his house, Toad realises what good friends he has and how badly he has behaved.
>Badger then arrives and announces that he knows of a secret tunnel into Toad Hall through which the enemies may be attacked.
>Armed to the teeth, Badger, Rat, Mole and Toad enter via the tunnel and pounce upon the unsuspecting weasels who are holding a party.
>Having driven away the intruders, Toad holds a banquet to mark his return, during which (for a change) he behaves both quietly and humbly.
>He makes up for his earlier wrongdoings by seeking out and compensating those he has wronged, and the four friends live out their lives happily ever after.
Been out sick for a week. Gonna try and hit it real easy-like today. Good luck sick anons.
Just start taking probiotics and train at about 50% for a couple of weeks, you'll be fine lads.
>>34929904
I woke up with hella pharyngitis on Saturday. It's horrible. I barely did anything over the weekend besides play Silent Hill 2 and sleep. I'm at work righ now but still very lethargic, and I'm supposed to train today.
MDs, any adivce?
>>34930298
Supportive treatment, nothing you can do about it. Take some tylenol/advil, don't drink anything cold, if you're in a cold environment, use a muffler. Take a hot shower, get plenty of rest, and within 5 days you'll be fine, also make sure to drink plenty of fluids! Just finished ENT recently
>>34930137
>>34930143
>>34930153
>>34930158
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>>34930177
Aw man, I haven't heard that story in AGES
Was literally around 7-8 years old last time.
Thanks bro
Who /common cold/ here?
I felt that shit come on literally last night, starting with a scratchy throat, and watery mucus. Now my snot is thick af, and my triceps are a bit sore. Halp pls
>>34930070
>>34930096
I think gargling with salt water actually has a soothing effect, even if it does nothing to shorten the duration of the illness.
Vitamin C, however, has no proven benefit.
>>34930577
thx man!
>>34929904
you can try sleeping more upright, will kinda prevent the fucked up larynx/sore throat
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