/fit/ I need help!
I'm going on a double date soon! I need your best advice!
When the guy is pounding your butthole make sure to say no homo, else he might think you're gay
>>34926990
Suck his dick before dinner
>>34926990
be sure the other guy is black and let fuck the two girls while you watch, then rimjob him and say no homo after you are done
ah great advice /fit/
>>34927128
>expeting genuine advice from an indonesian rock trading forum
>>34926990
be sure not to stare at his bulge too long or else he'll catch ya. Remember, if he does, just wink at him and say no homo.
>>34926990
What exactly do you need advice on?
>>34926990
Never swallow on the first date
>>34927128
God I love fake tits
>>34927212
what to talk about
>>34927263
Homie, seriously?
Don't worry about it.
If it's a double date, conversation will be bountiful. Just answer questions honestly and you're golden.
>>34927515
>advice for an autist, by an autist
>>34927557
This nigga is retarded
Try not to be left out. I'm assuming it's 2 boys and 2 girls so make sure the other guy doesn't get too much attention and cracks too many good jokes while you sit like a little bitch and sip your coca cola staring at your phone
Suck their dicks in the bathroom
>>34927263
people is usually self centered so be a good observer/listener and ask questions, do you see something she put special effor into her look? (clothes, hair, jewelry) ask about it, ask her about her hobbies, if she have pets, is she studying if you see she start to talk more passionately about something follow that route, add some opinions if you see she gives you the chance but dont interrupt her, try to act cool and focus, dont let the spaghetti get out of your pockets, also im assuming is a first date so try to make a good impression, about what to talk always be aware of reccent events and have your own opinion about it, dont try to copy hers but be honest if you share it, thats all i can think about i hope it helps you
