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gfs are literal gains goblins
>get pissy if you wont skip gym to spend time with them
>constantly want to go out to eat at places with shitty food
>berates you for going to bed early and not staying up late to watch bullshit with them
>gets mad as fuck when you wake up early to do morning sessions because it wakes them up
Fucks sake.
Are you me?
>>34924877
>tfw no gf
Wife literally does none of those things. Your taste in women sick more sick that you do.
>>34924877
You guys ought to invest in a bro.
Some ignorant bigoted leftist kids might think it's gay, but it's not.
Going on adventures with your bro is just a good solid investment. I get companionship, sex, and fun all in one.
Gym?
Sex?
Video games?
Drinking buddy?
Lets me fuck girls from time to time?
Lets me choke him out till he's purple?
Sucks my dick on long car rides?
Goes to Trump rallies?
Kisses me with chewing tobacco in my mouth?
Holds my hand everywhere?
Yeah dude, bro time is a real investment. Chicks are kind of worthless, other than for having my future kids.
>>34924923
>Holds my hand everywhere?
>Sex?
>Video games?
>Drinking buddy?
>Lets me fuck girls from time to time?
>Lets me choke him out till he's purple?
>Sucks my dick on long car rides?
Well....she does let me do this shit.
>>34924877
get a gf that lifts too then
>>34925001
Im not sexually attracted to most of the lifting grills tho.
>>34924877
Gf loves how I look with a pump, wants me to go to the gym to keep getting bigger.
She has started going to the gym to keep up with me in the sack.
She isnt /fit/ yet but I will get her there.
>>34924909
Wat
>>34925191
I think hes trying to say my taste in women suck more dick than i do
>>34924877
>make /fit/ meals for my bf constantly
>go to gym with him, spot him
>don't disturb him when he's sleeping in
>give him massages when he's sore
>provide all his supplements and proteins
Yeah, no. You just have horrible taste in partners, lol.
>>34925060
just avoid ones that train deltoids
"Reasonable" people in their forties and beyond don't go to the gym, don't try to lift heavy things, and certainly don't try to lift even heavier things on a progression.
Stop trying to be 'reasonable'.
>meet girl at gym
>start talking
>get immediately dropped when physique competitor starts showing up when she does
fuck this gay earth maybe im better off gettin them gains on my own lads
This is why I'm glad that I like men, if I was born a straight dude or a lesbian I'd have to deal with woman. Most of them are hormonal overly sensitive nut balls.
>>34924877
This exact thing happened to me as well.
>went to the gym 3 or 4 times a week, probably 20% bf
>gf of long time broke up with me
>cut down to around 12% bf, hit the gym 6 times a week
>Looked best I ever have
>8 months later, gf comes back
>My dumb ass falls for it, everything happens what OP said above
>start putting on some fat
>break off the relationship to get shredded again (and other reasons)
>>34925060
girls that squat have great asses bruh you're missing out
>>34925994
bifag here.
men are just as crazy.
its a whole different kind of crazy, i will grant you that, but men are just as crazy.
people are crazy; men are crazy morons, women are evil morons.
thank me later
>>34926055
How so, bifag? What are the differences in their craziness?
>Not expressing to your girlfriend how important the gym is to you
>Not enjoying eating out all the time because permabulk 2k15
>Not just falling asleep with her in your arms during the shows she wants to watch
Nigga you're not using her to your advantage. Why diet when you have a girlfriend, its not like you need to impress other people with shredded abs. If she breaks up with you, fuck her anyways, plus you're huge. If she doesn't break up with you, you're still huge and have a girlfriend.
>>34924877
That's cuz you're letting your gf control like a little bitch. That's your fault your letting gains get away from you, she isn't your mother. If she can't understand you have shit to do for yourself, then dump her. Or not, cuz you sound like a doormat.
>>34924877
I know them feels man.
on the day she cooks I make sure I've done a good amount of cardio and fasted throughout the day.
>tfw I still feel like a dirty whore eating creamy buttery things.
>>34926055
You should hear the shits you hear in ladies change room. But I agree with you too, I've only dated and met crazy men. I suppose men is just as crazy.
>>34926488
You only get people like yourself.
>>34924877
Op is dating a child
Op complains about it on an anime forum like a child
>>34926559
You never met me before and have no idea what I'm like, it's funny to make that assumption. Sounds like you never dated anyone
>>34924877
This is why you find a gf that also goes to the gym.
Gf and I make each others' lives better
Not worse
Why is op a 15 yo who doesn't understand relationships?
>>34926655
>>34926357
>gay men are crazy
Nothing new here
>>34926655
>getting that defensive over nothing
Certified crazy
>>34927773
>woman
>not crazy
pick one
>>34925889
I like to imagine /fit/ meals are poorly advised cute bento. Like rice in the shape of Wojak. Or a salad with tiny strips of paper in it, each with an insulting /fit/ meme.
>>34925917
>tfw no Samus mode gf
