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Come and feel away, my sad cunt brethren.
>Medfag, ECG practice in school's lab.
>Skinny guy who always wants to be the guinea pig in every experiment offers to be the pacient. W/e, he's a funny guy.
>everyone whistles, screams and laughs as he gets on the table and shyly takes his shirt off.
> Random shouts from one classmate to another: Come on, x girl, it's your chance to touch him! or "why are you sweating so much, random girl!". We were all laughing and having fun.
> I aid to put the electrodes. Skinny guy is trembling, he's cold, his nipples are hard as my dick in your mom's mouth last night. lel.
> Once we're done with him, teacher requests another person to be tested.
>Everyone is a fucking autist and don't want to do it, suddenly someone goes. "Dude, come on, you go! You know every girl here wants to see what you got!" And everyone else starts screaming and whistling again.
>Okay, whatever, fuck it! I'm cutting anyways.
>Undo my tie, take coat out, unbutton shirt.
Now, I have to clarify, I'm the only fit person in the classroom, everyone else is skinny/skinny fat and there's only an ex military guy who's like built fat.
>More screams: BOOO! YEAAH!! HMMM, It's getting hot! FIUUU
>I take my shirt out.
>Fucking silence...
>I get on the table and laid down.
>More silence... Everyone is stoic.
>No one fucking wants to help me put the electrodes.
>Everyone is just staring, what the fuck.
>Time passes by, lab teacher is getting impatient.
> I have to put them myself.. Feels bad man.
>Skinny guy from the beggining sees my shame and pities me. He finally helps me with the ecg.
Pretty shitty moment. It was so fucking awkward for me.
>>34914794
I was expecting the post to end at the 5th greentext
>>34914794
They were just in awe.
Here's my sad cunt story:
>be friends, have awesome times
>slowly fades
>friend doesn't care
>feel worthless
>not first time happen
>feel more worthless
>>34914794
would you care to explain why they're all just staring in silence?
is it because of your incredibly jacked physique, or am i missing something?
>>34914794
LOL don't be such a try-hard. Learn to be humble.
>>34914889
yep
>>34914794
Pls post body
>>34914794
Is there a reason I read this shit?
>cutting
>silence when shirt comes off
Ya still fat m8
Post pic of body. I'm sure I would help you with the electrodes, but I wanna be sure.
>>34915204
>>34915228
>>34915491
>>34915528
Almost otter by your standarts. Not that I'm too jacked, I don't mean to be cocky.
The point is that I felt like a freak or a bug or something.
They must really not like me at all, so no one would help me put the bloody electrodes
>>34915633
>>34915644
Fucking picture. There.
>>34915644
You look great brah. They were probably intimidated.
Also get your dick umbrella ready, cause it's about to rain pussy all over you.
>>34914952
So... You lose your friends? That's part of life, m8. Don't worry. They come and go. But learn to choose good company.
I have tons of work to do and keep procrastinating.
Should I stick to one task to finish it off, or switch it off once every half an hour to keep me from getting bored?
>>34915655
yup he´s right
>>34915644
Everyone was too busy jerkin and twerkin to put the electrodes on m8.
u got the ladies hot and bothered m8.
>>34916167
You should get the fuck out of fit and start doing your fucking work, m8. Aren't you young and full of energy? Man the fuck up, you'll have time to be a fucking vegetal when you get old
>always mirin this qt at my work and she always catches me
>quiet shy qt smiled at me today at work for the first time
>I immediately looked away as I realized my spaghetti dropped everywhere
>I look back at her and she was looking down with a disappointed look on her face
>what have I done
>>34915644
Yeah dude it sounds like the class just mass autisted out on you, looking joocy lad.
>>34918908
relax, on the next day just go to her and say hi and smile, the game is not over brah
>having a blast
ing headache wtf lads just kill me now
> Play football with the lads
> Tight shirt (casual game) and shorts
> Chest full otter
> Calves are shit
> " Hey anon don't skip leg day. "
Bit of backstory:
>been lifting for 3,5 years
>got some solid gains
>this bulk-cycle I overdid it a bit
>dreambulk yehaw
>approaching 20%bf
>clearly looks like I lift, but you know, also a lot of fat
Anyway
>recently started seeing this qt, like 1,5 months new
>she has just recently started to accept that I work out 5times/week, goes to bed at 10 in the evenings so I can get up at 06.00 and get a workout done before work, and that I don't count "stay at home, eating crisps and watch the bachelor" as a valid date-night
>couple of days ago I tell her I'm going on a mini cut, starting Monday
>explain to her I do it for 2 reasons
>I can't button my pants anymore, and I don't want the summer cut to take forever
>"Jesus Anon, just buy new pants instead."
>"I don't really like the shredded look on guys anyway, I want some soft cushioning to touch."
>"Yadayadayada..."
>mfw
I had hopes for this one brehs...
>>34919086
She's just worried about change, and it could be that your healthy(I guess) lifestyle is intimidating for her if she's never met anyone like that before. Don't sweat it too much.
>>34914794
>Be born in poor white family in shithole third world African country.
>Everyone around me only interested in drinking themselves into a coma every day.
>Meet one friend in primary school who is as interested in self-improvement as I am.
>We make a vow to each other that we'll escape our circumstances.
>Eventually we both get into the best high-school in the country on sports scholarships.
>Everyone takes their academics, sport/lifting seriously and they are year's ahead of us, but we eventually catch up and then some.
>Make a few new shallow friends, but no deep mutually understanding relationships such as I have with my best friend.
>Get scholarships into best uni in our country for chemE.
>4 dreadful years studying full time while working min wage to support ourselves.
>Neither of us have much luck with women because still poorfags and not much time for social life.
>Eventually graduate, finally made it, got a job in the UK, more money than I know what to do with.
>Two months after graduation friend died in a mugging.
I- I just don't know what to think anymore. It's been years and I can't stop thinking about it. He spent most of his life working and bleeding to escape, he was finally supposed to get to the "good part" and now everything I do makes me feel guilty.
>>34919086
Its a gains goblin in disguise, sprinkle some protein on it to remove the disguise then chant the shoo shoo mantra
>>34919086
sorry, brah
>>34919126
right in the feels
>Visting my parents
>Sitting on the couch playing with their new puppy
>Wearing my polo tshirt, all tight around the arms
>Mom comes over, asking in a very serious voice "Anon, are you training illegally?"
Normies....
>>34915655
>Also get your dick umbrella ready, cause it's about to rain pussy all over you.
lel no. It's much harder to get pussy if girls know you're fit. In the first place they will never make it obvious or flirt with you because they'll be "that girl" to her friends (typical harpie groups will literally make fun of/chastise anyone that flirts with the hot guy). Secondly if you flirt with them they will assume it's too good to be true and either you're just fucking with them or just trying to be nice.
You need to be very charismatic to escape the "unapproachable hot guy" zone and OP obviously isn't.
>>34919121
Don't really know much about her previous relationships, and don't really care to find out.
Guess I can give it some time, see what happens. Thanks.
>>34919127
I've sprinkled a lot of my protein over her :^)
>>34919153
thanks brah
>>34919126
Live on for him breh, its what he would have wanted.
>>34914794
>last year
>be the rebound of my best friend
>6 great months
>problems arise, lose friend
>feel like shit for months
>finally over her, don't talk anymore, don't care anymore
>last week kiss my second/new best friend
>she has a boyfriend
>she tells me how much she likes me
>i am become keker
I really wished this didn't happen, not only I am shitting over a 7 years relationship, it looks like I didn't learn jack from the past experience and I can't have a platonic relationship with a girl. Also I'm still a 24 year old virgin, kek.
>turning 20 in less than a month
>kissless virgin autist
>thinking of hiring a slut to get it over with and hopefully build some confidence
Should I do it /fit/? Otherwise I'm just gonna buy some shatter and stay home
>Ex-gf died in Paris attacks
Mixed feels.
>>34919313
Was she a leftist?
They deserve it for forcing everyone to accept a fifth column into their country.
>>34919313
Sorry bro.
>>34915644
You should not be cutting
>>34919304
Literally going to make zero difference in your life.
>>34919313
you win
>>34915644
They where mirin lad now congratz you are now the alpha male of the group
>>34919337
You're probably right. Kinda like trying to douse a house fire with a cup of water
>>34919126
go back to Africa niger.
>20 y/o virgin
>nice group of friends at home
>small group but I love them
>got hobbies that I couldn't live without
>cooking, guitar, singing, running, I am /fit/ and do open mic nights every now and then
>I love performing in front of people, gives me a great rush
>career prospects looking pretty decent atm
>only thing that brings me down is my failure with women
>failed at tinder, okcupid
>when i ask girls out the feeling is rarely reciprocated
>dislike the idea of getting with girls in clubs
>still meeting new people most weeks
>not socially awkward at all, just shit at 'escalating' with girls
>would like to think i'm not ugly, but now i'm beginning to doubt myself
Should I just keep on meeting people and asking girls out until I find one that likes me back ? I am genuinely a happy guy and I love all the stuff I do, but this is just one thing that is missing in my life. I just want someone to lie on my chest on a Sunday morning.
>>34915644
Looking good m8. Nearly my goal body
>>34919174
>training illegaly
KEK
>>34919313
My dream tbf fám
>>34919421
Learn to read before calling other people nigger
>>34919335
Why not? He's not fat at all but he could lose more if he wants and get shredded as fuck
>>34919577
Yeah man women are great and all, but take it from an anon with at least some experience, women are awful once you get past the honeymoon stage. I had a at virgin gf until we went to college and she couldn't pass up all that prime dick. Who can blame her? I cheated on her within the first week we were at school
>>34915644
You look good, and "ripped" by normie standards. I think people were awestruck.
>>34914794
>talking to grill for past week
>informs me how awkward I am
>says it's really cute
Confirmed never gonna be Alfa. I need to just give up. Maybe permanent cocoon is what I need to do.
>tfw I will NEVER have a flat chest because of massive gyno
>tfw I keep my shoulders forward all the time in an attempt to hide it but that just looks retarded
I need your help bros.
>girl and I went out for a few months a few years ago
>I was crazy about her. Led to me being really clingy.
>she breaks up with me
>remain friends though and end up going to the same uni
>Fast forward to a few months ago
>she's acting really weird around me. Constantly flirting.
>end up making out at a party
>been texting each other since
>conversations last for hours. Just constant jokes and flirting
>go to party last night
>she's invited but her friends aren't so she stays home
>spend the whole evening snapchatting each other anyway
>eventually ask her what she's doing this weekend
>she just says some schoolwork
>I'm pretty drunk so I respond with "and a hot date with me"
>she just says "you're a terrible person"
What do bros? I feel like she was just joking around (she knew I was drunk and her response was similar to the tone of a lot of our texts). Should I ask her out properly today or has she already rejected me? Fuck I'm so autistic.
>>34915644
Fuck yeah bro. This is why we lift and push ourselves in the gym. You are making it, I'm not you yet, but I'm getting there. I'm ex army spooky skelly.
>>34914794
>medfag doesn't know how to spell patient
"Pacient" isn't even a word to be autocorrected to. No wonder the medical system is failing
>>34919313
My condolences, man. Life isn't fair.
>>34919126
Continue the struggle bruh. That's what he would want you to do.
>>34920068
>women are scum
>I'm a cheating man whore
Yeah, those tend to go hand in hand. Good women don't date cheating scum bags, and shitty personalities tend to attract
,
>>34921158
>Ex-girlfriend.
>Ex
>>34915644
the fuck, you look good, didn't expect that honestly
>>34919126
Keep on going bruh. He's looking out for you on the other side
>>34921240
Unless your ex-partner killed your family or something, it would be strange not to feel some kind of sadness if something happened to them. Regardless of how well you got along after breaking up or how well you are getting along with your current partner or being single, there was a point in time where they were the most important person in your life, and this is something you never forget.
>loose virginity too a beautiful blonde girl after hooking up with her at a party
>took her out on dates and had sex afterwards for 2-3 months, she seemed really in love with me and happy
>ask her if she wants to meet after not seeing her for a week
>she says she has been thinking and that she don't want to see me
>now I can't forget her
>>34921504
Nah. Burn their things and chase them out of town. What is life without a little drama.
>>34919126
enjoy your life for yourself and make sure you enjoy your life for your friend too.
>>34921069
>You: "Can't blame a guy for trying [crying laughing emoji]"
>Her: Hah
>You: "But no seriously, want to go out sometime? My treat."
>>34921069
girls that like you will make it easy for you,
remember this friend, remember it well.
imo not worth pursuing unless she initiates it, just find some other hot chick
>>34921069
Do not listen to this man>>34921707 talking to her in person is the best option because its easier to joke about it face to face, and she'll know you're serious if you do ask her out
>>34921069
just act as if all that was a joke and never happened. proceed just like you would if you just wrote some stupid joke you both already forgot
>>34922281
But I want us to be a thing. I want to ask her out.
>>34921707
> "My treat"
if girl takes a call from her friend and goes on for 5 mins while you're hanging out its pretty much a bust right
>>34922313
dates are a shit
asking out is shit too since you might alert her anti-slut defences, as opposed to a "it just happened" moment
tease her, touch her etc
>>34922586
lul actually starting to feel this way too, "asking out" formally just adds an extra layer of awkwardness we can all do without
>>34919126
South Africa breh? Also condolences, live for him.
>>34921137
Maybe he speaks spanish since the spanish word is paciente.
>>34919086
>>34922586
>read this
>start remembering ex
>used to do all of these things with her just a week or two ago
WELL
TIME TO GO LIFT HEAVY
wth. I don't understand your story
;_; brehs fuck this I can't even type this shit out it's ridiculous..
>>34921137
Kek. My mother language is spanish, so my fucking keyboard corrects every single word.
>>34923031
share anon
>>34923097
Feel your pain, amigo. This happens to me all the time.
>>34923031
DO IT
O
I
T
>>34923031
Yes, share anon.
>>34923031
Damn cocktease. Speak man.
>read thursday 3:50 pm
>active now
does anyone have a printscreen of that "tfw no gf, don't wanna take of the mask" ?
>>34923345
Story of my life pal, I am the king of the blue tick.
>>34915644
I think you pretty much fatshamed them OP.
>not triggerwarning them of your 6 pack
