>hey anon, I had a really great time at the gym
>you know... you're a really cool dude
>maybe... we could be more than lifting partners?
I don't do friendships son
>hey anon faggot is no longer limiting himself to posting things bitches would say but also faggot speak
What a dedicated shitposter
Stop smiling at me, faggot.
y-you wanna be bulk-buddies?
>>34900405
breh, what a semon demon.
b-but, he's straight.
no faggot into lifting would eat pizza.
>>34900491
edgy
>>34900491
jesus dude, chill
>>34900405
I'm only into bears sorry
>>34900450
why not?
>>34900491
meanie.
>>34900405
>implying I would have a pizza eating dyel as lifting partner
>>34900405
Sorry dude, I only fuck femboys.
>>34900522
what's wrong with pizza
>>34900517
Most of us fags into lifting are also really crazy about the whole eating clean shit, even if it's misguided.
Half of my homo friends have fallen for the no-gluten maymay.
Imagine this scenario except that there are two who are into you, and they happen to be cousins.
This is real life
>>34900556
solid
I don't care if that pizza is "Authentic Neapolitan Wood Fired Hand Crafted Cruelty Free" there aren't enough toppings and it is burnt.
Cute guy tho
Who /straightbutsometimeswishtheyweregay/ here? I have zero attraction to males, but sometimes I wish I did because dealing with women fucking sucks.
>>34900405
Did you SS this from his IG?
Give us sauce, breh.
He's cute as hell.
>>34900450
>be a faggot into lifting
>love to do my own pizza at home
You are erasing me.
>>34900613
https://www.instagram.com/joeyleduck/
:^)
>>34900603
no homo, but lately i've been heading the gay direction and i don't know what to think.
been checking out girls less and less over the year and have been super selective + sex drive towards girls dropping if i don't fap
saw a qt asian guy at the gym and it felt weird
thing is, i'm actually seeing a girl right now but if things don't work out ..
Why am I having pizza with a brown faggot?
>>34900641
>private
>too shy too add random hotties
why brehs... life is suffering...
>>34900631
I'm the same, i make pizza at home like once a week, but have you seen the dating scene out there?
Most of us are crazy no-gluten, no-dairy, organic, gmo-free lunatic fags.
>>34900642
p.s.
how do you truly know if you're gay?
>>34900603
After having been catcalled by gay guys but still not even getting eye contact from girls, I somewhat agree
>>34900727
Here's how:
Look at a a woman who you find super sexy and hot.
Do you find her sexy because you want to fuck, or because you accept that she is simply hot?
If the latter, you're one of us.
>>34900767
there's not many girls, if at all, i see in real life where i immediately think i want to fuck her brains out.
unless it is a girl i'm already invested in / seeing.
usually it's the 2nd option and i recognize she's universally attractive. and i have more friends that are girls than guys. i actually don't have any guy friends. most my girl friends are gay.
>>34900642
Not gay but I swear I have a thing for muscular asian guys
>>34900642
>lately i've been heading the gay direction and i don't know what to think.
iktf bro
how homo is it to lose sleep over thinking about a qt guy in one of my classes that seems to go out of his way to talk to me? i don't think i want to know
>>34900727
Do you get turned on by pic related?
Ever wanted to fuck a guy from /cbt/s?
>>34900748
That's kinda sad. I have straight friends that are legit 8/10s, but they're weird socially and don't have much success with women.
Should i be complimenting them for ego boosting or that'd be weird?
I tend to avoid being too "friendly" with straight people, because they tend to think that being friendly=hitting on them.
>>34900405
i've been to this pizzeria
ahh, memories.
>>34900727
>>34901233
To give some perspective I am philosophically open to being gay but I am not turned on by men and penises at all. Andro women I have and would screw again. Feminine traps with feminine dicks not in a million years. So I'm p much a 1 on Kinsey.
>>34901233
As I gay guy I don't even get turned on by those fags.
>tfw no sexually inexperienced bf to introduce to the glorious mansexing.
![rollinssoa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jsA5Iuz.jpg "rollinssoa[1].jpg")
>h-hey anon. I really enjoyed curb stomping those dirty spics with you
>I was just thinking... uh.. you know...
>maybe we could be more than just klan members?
>>34900947
haha, right? maybe i watch too many azn movies and the aesthetic actors have my goal body. always mirin hard.
>>34901233
not really. it's more towards feminine looking guys like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not too manly, not too effeminate. Justin Bieber would be too feminine looking. Those guys you posted look a little too masculine / chad-like.
>>34901297
Bet that happens so much.
>>34901233
Well if I knew you well and we were good friends, I would definetely be happy about compliments, since you and girls want the same thing, it would be good to know I fit the criteria. Then again, it depends on the way you say it, just give a honest and natural compliment, like you are saying this because you can see that they have doubts about themselves, which they shouldn't.
>>34901289
you may have a point. andro girls are my most preferred type. always liked the short haired look/ tom-boyish look. but never been into traps.
>>34901233
fuck man I wish there were gay guys like these around here
in my uni there'rr only the effeminate fag type, and I feel disgusted by them
n-no homo though
>>34900721
Actually I'm a no dairy person myself, my intestines get really fucked every times I eat that. Plus it's much easier to keep your ass clean for, you know, when you cut dairy. THANKFULLY I come from a country where there's a cheap substitution for dairy which doesn't cause any problem and it's actually tastier.
Also the problem isn't gmo, it's monsanto gmo specifically.
Why do you have a nigger shaped haircut?
Are you a nigger?
Am i going to get aids from you nigger?
>>34900727
When you like male bodies and don't like female bodies.
Looking at a hot chick for us is like looking at an nice architecture, it's pretty but it doesn't give you any special feeling.
>>34901432
My uni is full of gay guys like these, it's fucking disturbing because i'm in a relationship and there's always temptations around.
>>34901481
What's that alternative for dairy?
Soya?
>>34901325
Yeah, will do that.
It's sad when handsome straight guys have zero confidence because they aren't that successful in dating.
>>34901296
maybe pic related is more up your alley.
How well is your gaydar /fit/? The only homos I know are effeminate as fuck and it turns me off so much.
>>34901535
>It's sad when handsome straight guys have zero confidence because they aren't that successful in dating.
For some reason I don't believe confidence comes from things like success in dating but from the inside of a person.
I sure as hell am a lot more confident now compared to when I didn't take as good care of my body.
After finishing Hannibal I've grown increasingly tolerant of gay relationships.
I used to be grossed out by shit like >>34901535 but now I find it kind of.. cute.
What's happening /fit/?
![Hannibal-bromance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z3BHxGU.jpg "Hannibal-bromance[1].jpg")
>>34901625
Forgot pic
>>34900838
I'm with you on this. I more intellectual connection usually ignites my dick.
>>34901535
Correction I have problem with wheat flour, but dairy can be substituted by goat milk for some people and definitely by soy milk by 90% of people with intolerance. I actually had dairy intolerance as a child, but thankfully I got a good doctor that helped me overcome it.
Now about about wheat flour.
Cassava, once properly cooked it can substitute potatoes since it's a good source of carbohydrates (and has a similar taste). There's also a flour you can make from it that can be used to substitute wheat flour in any dish, or at least any dish that I tried. The flour is almost like the south american version of wheat flour, which is good since most people with intolerance have a native ancestry that's adapted for this type of food.
>>34900405
cheese only 'tza?
nah
>>34901593
There's no such thing as a gaydar, you can only discern signals etc.
Deducing flamers are homo isn't much of a feat.
I met my current bf at uni and i was totally convinced he was straight for months before i actually asked him out.
>>34901595
That's 100% true, but things like that can eat away at your confidence.
>>34901637
Hannibal was extremely homoerotic, kek.
>>34901725
Kinda thankful it's okay for me to eat wheat.
I only eat some hard cheeses for dairy and they don't really have any lactose because of the whole process of turning milk into cheese, so i think i'm kinda alright.
Stop fagging up this board you fucking faggot.
>>>/lgbt/
>>34900405
It happens...
>>34901782
You seem rustled.
>>34901432
Nah, there are plenty of masculine gays where you're at. They're just harder to find cuz they don't flame out all the time.
Also, I'm sure most of them are total closet cases.
>>34900405
>>34900947
>>34901298
how muscular? zyzz mode muscular?
>>34901765
how'd you manage to ask a guy you're convinced was straight out?
![1372243171071[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hwVeFy2.png "1372243171071[1].png")
>started uni in September
>never seen any guy/girl combos getting intimate or even holding hands
>walking to my class
>see a couple on the couch kissing
>only see the back of the dudes head
>think "thats weird to see a couple kissing that hard in public"
>get a closer look
>It's two dudes
>realize the only couple I've seen kissing and holding hands are dudes
was /pol/ right?
>>34901593
I'm a 6 on the Kinsey scale and my gaydar is completely nonexistent unless they're obvious flamers.
>>34901856
I didn't really hangout around him, we had same lectures and classes for a lot of hours in the week, but he always seemed straight.
We exchanged notes after a while, then it became a habit and we started hanging out around campus and eventually i got his number.
He's cute as fuck and i said fuck it and invited him out for coffee.
I said, worst case scenario it's a friendly date and nothing happens.
I guess, he picked up on me being gay somewhere along those months we hanged out (i don't really make a point of telling people my sexuality) and he was all touchy and stuff and i got the green light.
That's how i acquired a bf.
>>34901859
PDA is disturbing from both homo and straight couples 2bh.
>>34901859
Nope, you're just lucky because I've see straight couples making out all the time.
>>34902026
>le kinsey scale
God I hate millennials and their sociologist-fed bullshit
>>34902060
You lucky bastard, if statistics are to be believed you should have had an easier time winning on the lottery.
>>34902090
>kids these days
Get off 4chan grandpa.
>>34900405
>implying a qt gay would even say that to me
Does anyone have the story of the anon who went lifting, tried to show off and got rekt, then raped by his now bf?
what is the most /fit/ pizza topping
>>34902090
Go home gramps
>>34902439
sausage, obviously
>>34902465
Your sausage?
>>34902540
h-heh-hehe n-n-no
>>34902452
I am home, you mentally ill faggot
>>34900631
>implying you're not a creation of my own mind and inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
>>34902172
Get off my lawn, bottle feeder
>>34902613
Aww, it's just I kinda wanted your sausage to go with my pizza...
I guess I'll have to find someone else...
>>34900405
L-like, videogame buddies, r-right?
>>34902613
C-come on, n-n-no need to be shy
Would you, /fit/?
>>34902626
>Implying I wasn't created solely for the purpose of filling your emotional void
I'm still waiting for you to find me anon.
>>34900405
who the fuck takes a picture with their head like that
>>34903066
cute /fit/ dudes obviously
>>34902090
I was just using that to say that I'm 100% gay and women do absolutely nothing for me. And my gaydar still sucks.
>>34902913
looks like an ugly little poofter
>>34902913
too fem.
>>34903066
handsome qt pies.
Ur gay if you spend longer than 5 seconds looking at pic
I like fem bois
Both guys I've fucked have looked more or less like Jay
They're so ditsy and frail and fuckable, brehs...
>>34903206
>>34903235
fembois=trannies in denial
Get /out/ with this cut-your-dick-off degeneracy.
masc4masc only.
>>34900425
you think it's just 1 dude?
>live in amsterdam
>6'3" 110kg
>one night when drunk make out with some dude
>proceed to go home with him because it made me horny as hell
>get assfucked, this feels amazing
>spend next day cuddling with bromo
>now we lift together and fuck occasionally
It's cool brehs
>>34900603
Same, I'm still attracted to women, but I don't like them.
Besides a sculpted male body looks better desu.
>>34900631
Hello, do you happen to reside in the United Kingdom capital of London?
>>34900596
>amerifat meantality
>>34903291
haha anaalridder
>>34903291
Are you a cute blonde bear?
Whenever i'm in Amsterdam i only see niggers and dyel stoners.
>>34900603
Same boat sometimes breh. I mire tons of guys at the gym (no homo-way) but I think that most people I'd be happier gay desu (desu).
I mean, if you don't act like a flamboyant fag then there's no downside. Get ez oppression points, scholarships, affirmitive "diversity" hiring and on top of that you don't have to deal pompous bitches. They're way more entitled, just compare grindr to tindr.
>>34903369
>compare grindr to tindr.
Yeah, it's fine if you're shredded, masculine, white, with an above average cock and in your 20s.
Otherwise, you're fucked.
>>34900721
Who is this dude.
No homo obvs.
>>34901625
>>34901637
You should watch a show called "Please Like Me". It's about a gay guy, and it's pretty endearing. I like it.
Why is young Christoph Waltz talking to me?
Mudslimes are killing french people rn in Paris.
Remove kebab, when?
Marion Le-Pen for prez, when?
>>34901233
>tfw I want to be that lollipop while still claiming to be straight somehow
>>34903818
>gay population polls are reliable they said
>it's not gay if balls don't touch they said
>feminine dick they said
>no homo they said (right after getting a boner from a post-workout massage from their bro)
>nice glutes they said
>>34903818
Iktf, breh, although fullhomo.
Never been in a threesome so far.
>>34904186
This pic makes me feel warm & fuzzy inside.
The day I can get a BF like this, I shall be complete.
>>34904439
>anime furry faggots
please
>>34904448
Both the fathers of the internet.
hello young one.
do a 270 and crabwalk away
Who is this happi cuti?
>>34904587
>hello young one
anime furry faggot implying i'm unaware that they exist
you don't understand. you are being ridiculed
>>34901855
think korean actors
usually a bit above ottermode
>>34904439
> A fellow lifting furfag.
Maybe I can complete you.
>>34900642
That qt Asian you saw was me op
;)
>>34904844
only if your sona isn't shit.
Master race long hair surfer butt build tough mode
you probably don't live anywhere near me in SoCal :(
I'm having gay sex tonight guys :)
>>34904904
I don't even have a fursona, I'm not that much of an autist. Closest I had was a character that was just a really built werewolf.
[spoiler]Plus I'm from hueland. And not gay.[/spoiler]
>>34903291
kanker
>>34904934
Welp there goes my hopes & dreams. I guess I can go drown out my sorrows with lunges & squats for dat booty.
>>34900603
I was in this boat. Then I took the plunge and went full on bisexual. Life is super now. Don't have to deal with any but the top tier cool women since I can get a blowjob from a twink at the drop of a hat seemingly. Feels good mang.
>>34904960
Read the entire thread for this to be honest. Thanks, anon. You're doing God's work.
>>34901297
>not knowing the difference between the Klan and Volksfront
For shame.
Participating.
>>34905232
Post a gif
I'm on iPhone
>>34904865
to be honest family,
he had those joseph gordon-levitt dimples
too qt
>>34900405
Only if you lick my nips faggot!
>>34905232
i thought this was a girl and got a boner fuck
>>34900603
I wish i was born in back in an era when women had no rights and were basically property. Being gay would be nice via all the easy casual sex. I just find men to be fucking gross though. Like fucking a guy in the ass isn't the worst part. I've fucked many women in the ass so I've basically had 'gay sex' with women. It's more that men have gross big feet and big hands. So it's like i'm more repulsed by men's manly features than I am from the actual act of getting a bj or anal sex with a guy. But yeah I agree, if I could I would probably rather deal with the mentality of a man than the insanity of women that I have to deal with now.
>tfw I know I will never ever attain pick related
>>34905257
Buy a faster network.
>>34905696
Safari doesn't support WebMs.
>>34905705
>iphone
lol fag
>>34905705
Don't use safari.
>>34900502
>>34900509
>>34900519
Lol what this nigger say?
>>34905737
"i want this snap this cats fucking neck"
>>34905527
got a boner and knew it was a dude. gonna pretend it didn't happen t bh
>>34903500
Don't. It's terrible Australian TV, with fem fags galore
>>34905232
is this those brothers? so wish they would fuck
G-guys, I think I'm g-g-gay...
>>34900405
not that fucking gayface fucker he looks like a woman
>>34903206
J-Josh? Is that you in the middle?
Josh Ruben
>>34900405
>haha, so tell me more about yourself anon
>y-you're studying what?
>h-homotopy type theory? Is that a derogatory term for homosexuals? I can't believe you'd say that
>I'm leaving
>>34900405
>Tfw no gay gym friend to squat naked together in unison
>tfw homegym
>>34900405
>>34900528
I second this.
>>34902642
Yes. Every played Hatoful Boyfriend?
>>34902640
>Sausage on pizza.
Try my tenderloin. It is very juicy.
>>34905742
>>34906224
Good. Let's experiment to be sure.
>>34900405
Brehs, the pizza qt has a nice bum...
>>34900405
No, I'll eat that pizza though.
>>34900727
Asking is already being part of it.
You are gay.
>>34909495
likely. i'll experiment if things don't work out with girly i'm seeing at the moment.
>tfw gay gym bro
>those conflicted feels when he spots my squats
Felipé no I can't
>>34909594
You could be an ugly desu, just because someone is gay doesn't mean he's into every male that walks the earth.
>>34907496
What, what the fuck? They weren't supposed to film me in school, what is this shit?
>>34900405
I don't know, I'd have to think about it, i know I'm bisexual but I've never thought of being in a homosexual relationship
I've never been in a relationship to being with
>>34910123
Don't
BP is addictive. Caught the feels for an ex and it's bad business.
>>34910123
>biscum
smhqh
>>34910328
Watch it, faggot, I know the last time you got any pussy was your mommy's.
Or when the cat sat on your lap
>>34910481
>pussy
disgusting.jpg
>>34910328
>tfw straight but kind of want this
it just looks so comfy
>>34910514
It is.
Especially when your bro makes you feel manly as fuck by saying he likes how you smell.
>and when you wake up after cuddling him all night you see him shyly lean in and take a sneaky sniff of your hairy armpit
>>34910538
Breh, i do that all the time and my boyfriend think it's weird.
I love smelling his hair and neck etc.
>>34910586
It's not weird at all.
You can literally smell the attraction to people you're attracted to.
Pheromones and all that.
>>34910538
Seconding. It's great.
>cuddle
>watch a good movie
>have intelligent conversation about it
>start rubbing and feeling each other up
>he tells you how big you are
No homo of course
>>34904439
>Tfw i thought this for years, until i got a bf
>Tfw there is no completion, just emptiness
how do i return these feels?
>>34904977
>not doing hip thrusts, glute bridges, pendulum quadruped hip extensions, american deadlift
squats are the least effective booty exercise there is.
it builds a man ass (those thick thighed fuckers like hockey and baseball players have) instead of feminine booty butt of bubbly perfection.
pic related, though i am 99% it is not natty
>>34904186
this sort of size difference makes me ngggh
Fuck my ass, bros <3
>>34903206
The ginger looks like a desperate whore. My dick.
>>34910675
Hip thrusts with a barbell are already like what a glute bridge is, but just more effective.
>>34910650
Don't ruin my dreams & hopes anon.
You're just broken inside, unlike me who is whole!
>>34910538
Also the crotch musk right? Or am I alone in this?
>>34912939
I sucked a rugby players dick and as I pulled down his pants the musk made me weak in the knees.
>fuck I'm gay
>I am so fucking gay
>>34900405
you goin eat that?
>>34900727
Get railed by a dude.
That's how I realised dicks are hot as fuck, and having a partner taken control is the best, but male faces just aren't attractive. When can we creat a futa master race lads.
>>34912939
>>34913158
breehhs...
same.
we're so homo, it hurts.
This thread is making my dick hurt
Some one pls relieve me
>>34913369
>Let me help you with that, Anon...
>>34913297
Breh I wouldn't even hesitate to pull down those undies and bury my face in his crack desu
>>34903206
>tfw those femboys were 16-17 in that picture.
>twink side piece
>made him into a lifting partner
>fuck him so hard
Turns out he's more than a side piece. Slowly becoming my best friend.
>>34914056
You caught the feels breh.
>>34905639
Why not anon?
I left /fit/ for one month, and now every other thread is a sfw gay porn thread. Why did fit go from the no homo meme to just being a fag. Do any of you realize that these kinds of things are forced onto communities for a reason, just like the bbc thing, everyone was racist before, and now you cant go one page on b without a naked black dude.
>>34904960
Thank you anon.
>>34914910
I know right, all those sloots with gloots, tfwnogf threads, forcing heterosexuality down our throats.
You can't even walk down the road and not see a hetero couple holding hands.
Disgusting i reckon.
>>34914958
Now they're just showing off brehs
>>34900603
I do feel like it would be easier to be gay in a practical sense. I'm not attracted to men and I've never felt love for a man the way I did some of my ex gfs/fuck buddies. It sounds lame but I really want that emotional connection and can only find it in women. Just sucks that a lot of women are lame. I actually work with primarily women and they just are kinda shitty people
Brehs...
Chance of him having the AIDS?
>>34914910
I have been here for years and this shit has always been here. /fit/ was literally the go-to gay board before /soc/, /lgbt/, and /hm/ existed.
>>34915193
Near 0%. That ass is flat as fuck.
>>34915193
>28
>still trying to be a twink, unaware of the imminent gay death
>Community college
>supervisor at UPS
I can't be the only one underwhelmed from underachievers.
>>34915440
No, I see and fear and am disgusted by it as well. My brother has fallen into it as well, despite having a 2300 SAT score and doing incredibly well in high school
>>34915463
I know right, it's not like i'm asking someone to have his shit together at 22 but, like, have some ambition, some aspirations etc.
>>34901297
>>34915560
one should have their shit together at that age.
I can't date someone who has no job, still out partying and getting fucked up all the time, and basically shit out of luck by the time they graduate from school (if they manage to do so). Doesn't matter how attractive they are. It's a complete turn-off.
the person i'm seeing now is a pre-school teacher at age 21 with their own classroom while also a college student and i'm working 2 jobs and starting an internship next semester so I graduate a year from now as a health service administrator at age 22. there's an absolute need to be picky if you are serious about who you want to be with in the future.
>>34915440
it's a fuck
not a job application
this is why you're a virgin
>>34915746
Sounds like you have a nice situation, breh.
Guys that are good with kids are a turn on.
>>34915765
>having standards
>not fucking random washed up old twinks
First dicking when i was 16 so not a virgin, dunno if that matters though.
Just looking for random cock to fill the void for a few hours seems pointless to me.
No judgement if you're into that though.
>>34915746
How the fuck is someone a teacher, with their own classroom, but still in college? You could be a TA or maybe just a substitute teacher, but I'm calling bullshit on this. You need a degree to be a full-time teacher, unless your shit country or state has low standards for education, which would make your whole point somewhat moot
>>34915837
is that a R1200R?
>>34915850
dual-enrollment in high school
and public school requirements differ from private, and i am talking about private. private school sets their minimum at an associates. we're talking pre-school here. but i understand what you mean.
>>34900405
I h-had a g-g-great workout...
>>34915837
>on a hook up site
>not looking to fuck
/r9k/ is that way virgin
whenever i post in threads i kill them and im sick of seeing this fucking thread so yeah heres a post
>>34916424
>so yeah heres a post
A post straight to my heart, ya big softy.
Mmmm, baby.
Look at all your different colored hats!
I just wanna eat you up
>>34901625
One of us. One of us. Worship the cock. One of us.
It continues
Im trying to kill this gay horse called /fit/ dead
kind of off topic, but gay /fit/izens is there any way for me to make myself gay?
I honestly just have no interest in most women other than their bodies; the vast majority are vapid/uninteresting or dumb or horrible people and the tiny subset that aren't are unattractive or lesbians.
I'm 6'3 205kg 11% bf, dress well and socialize so it's not like I'm a bitter lonely /r9k/ virgin. Casual sex with girls is easy, but want a long term relationship with someone I respect as a person. I want to find someone who I can talk to about science and philosophy and then have amazing sex with, and that is vanishingly unlikely to happen for a straight male.
I recently had a good looking /fit/ gay colleague hit on me, and he would be an absolutely perfect partner for me, the trouble is I feel absolutely no sexual or emotional attraction to him whatsoever.
So is it possible to change this? Could injecting some combination of female hormones turn me gay, or maybe brutal Clockwork Orange style conditioning? pls respond
>>34916783
It's all genetics bro, and you can't change your genetics.
But I guess it could work out if you find a nice femboy/trap.
Just stay on this board. It was easier for me, since I'm unsocial and despite having numerous forums consistently rate my face and body a 6-8, not being able to get female matches on tinder. (1/150-200 match rate for women vs probably 1/3 for men)
Sometimes I feel biologically driven to fuck pussy, but I have no way of doing it. So I jerk off or attempt to find a twink.
Fuck age 15-30 women in the southeast United States .
They can literally and figuratively suck my hardened cock, after they drink the coffee that mommy paid for along with their beemer and tuition.
>>34916783
>the trouble is I feel absolutely no sexual or emotional attraction to him whatsoever.
Hard to explain but a lot of people are actually not 100% gay or straight, sexuality is something unique to the individual.
That you want it would mean that you're aware of this in yourself somewhat.
I'd be straight up with the guy, explain your situation, and ask to start off as cuddle buddies/a bromance and see where things go.
Worst comes to worst you get a bro that'll be there for you.
>>34916783
Just suck cock. You won't like it but you'll have to do it if you want a male partner.
>>34916783
Lol straightfags wishing to be part of the gay mustard race.
Can't say I'm surprised.
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>>34916810
thanks for the advice bros. I just have zero sexual attraction to male bodies(browsing /hm/ didn't help). Maybe I'll just buy an oculus rift and fuck my future boyfriend while watching VR straight porn or something
About 14 years ago, when i was 20, i met this wonderful girl.
>she was fucking awesome
>grew up on the farm
>helped me start a garden that took up my whole back yard
>loved to go camping
>real camping, none of that hauling a cooler in the car shit.
>cooked for me all the time
>called me for sex more often than i called her
Should have seen it coming. Five years in and I come home to her fucking a guy on my bed.
So im all distraught. My best friend I've known forever (since kindergarten) tries to console me, takes me out drinking.
>gets me back home
>im three sheets to the wind
>he crashes in the spare room
>middle of the night i stagger in there and climb in bed with him
>tells me im in the wrong bed
>tell him i just want him to hold me
Over a couple months we got closer as i kept asking him to stay with me. Eventually he asked me what I wanted from him.
> "I think I want you."
Part that really sucked is he had a boyfriend already and was engaged.
No happy ending for me. They're still together. I've had a string of relationships since, gay and straight. I missed out.
>>34916069
I think so, yeah.
>>34901297
Kek
>>34900721
goal body, how do i into
>>34919406
It's okay, anon. You'll find a warm, caring /fit/ bf one day. Just don't think about it. Focus on your own life and your paths will meet.
