You're at the club with your girl and this guy comes up behind you and grabs your ass and compliments your traps
wat do
You take it in the ass. Theres no turning back.
>>34900133
Embrace his love
>>34900133
Compliment his pecs and try to hide my boner.
>>34900133
he just loves kids
>>34900133
Ask to get spitroasted by him and his husband.
>>34900170
But do you let him take you from behind or blow him?
Do skateboard squats on his dick.
>>34900133
make 12 ohpresses with him eat and his balls for high concentrated protein intake
>>34900206
Both, we have time.
>>34900133
Do my impression of him the first time I speak, pretend it's natural, and keep doing it.
Become best friends, as he finds a fellow strangely accented human being he can relate to.
After years of friendship, break it to him that it's not my real voice.
