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Come on guys where my alphas at?
Gym Bully General /GBG/
>>34891185
You don't even start the thread off..
Shaking my head, to be quite honest, family.
>>34891198
Me and my boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since.
Saw this asian dyel at the gym. Took his equipment and said "You don't need this, this is for white people." Got him to wipe my ass for me and fucked his mom.
>Walk into gym
>5"4, 300lbs
>I am the alpha
>Decide to leave weights around gym because that's what alpha people do
>People start staring
>probably mirin my alpha gains
>Everywhere I go a trail of 10kg plates and dumbels.
>Do this everytime I go gym
>People always staring and whispering
>probably talking about how fucking alpha I am
>mwf people rack all the 2.5kg plates I left around the squat rack
>fuckingbetas.jpg
>finish workout
>start walking out of gym
>trip and fall over gigantic stack of dumbbells
>4kg dumbbells everywhere
>everyone starts laughing at me
>get up and walk out of gym
>fuck yeah, ALPHA
>>34891185
These threads stopped being funny after 500 times.
>>34891819
Found the asian dyel.
>>34891847
Found the fat neckbeard sporting fedora monkey who cries himself to sleep each night thinking about what chad did to him back in high school.
>>34891883
lol Big P's gonna have fun with you.
I prefered the devilish tactics
> some dyel leaves his gear all over the squat rack
> goes to the bathroom for like two minutes
> take his shit out of his bag and throw it around
> find his phone, text his mom "fuck u bitch" then throw it across the gym
> it shatters lol
> see his chalk
> pour it into his water bottle
> he comes back
> starts stuttering
> 'h-have u seen m-my phone?"
> turns around and sees all the pieces everywhere
> takes his shit, crying his eyes out
> i'm laughing, curling 135 and staring him down
> he looks at me and says "YOU HAVE SELF-CONFIDENCE ISSUES!"
> i put down the bar and walk towards him
> he RUNS out
> never returns
lol i wonder what his mom said to him later
>need to go to gym
>call out my bros
>wear tight pink shirts
>wear skinny jeans
>wear basketball shoes
>get a fuck my shit up hairstyle
>chat loudly with bros
>we go over our phones for 10 minutes between sets on the bench during primetime
>we look at fat/skeletons while we talk about random shit to make them think we're making fun of them
Feels nasty man
I'm asian and I must say that these threads really piss me off. Who gives a fuck if we're all dyels and have little baby dicks??? Bet my IQ is double yours you fucking meat heads. Fucking fags. No sim.
>>34892375
Just where do you think we are?
>>34891952
top kek. sure you did.
>>34892419
I did.
Me and my boys showed up to the boneyard to do some squats and there was this dyel asian kid on our rack squatting like 95lbs. We all approached him and he started to pack up all of his stuff but I stopped him and said "Oh nah it's okay bud, you can work in with us." Then I loaded up a couple of plates on each side, smirked and said "Better yet, why don't we work in with you??" He looked confused and nervous. I nodded at one of my boys and he loaded up 3 more plates on one side. I picked up the dyel kid and put him on the bar ass first on the other side (he weighs roughly 135lbs) and me and my bros took turns squatting him for reps. A couple of qt cardio bunnies walked by and were laughing their asses off watching him go up and down. He looked like he was actually getting a workout, he was sweating like crazy. Haven't seen him since.
>>34891883
lol you can run your smart mouth online all you want but we both know if you we were standing face to face and Big P was with me, you wouldn't say shit. You'd use a little more respectful language. Big P doesn't like to be disrespected and he's been known to have quite the temper. Wouldn't end well for you.
>be me tall and fit
>finished my chest workout so im ready to curl
>walk over to the freeweights area
>see this one ultramanlet with his fat buddy
>this cant be more /fit/-relatet
>they are doing benchpressing with 20kg dumbbells
>LMAO do they even lift?
>Walk over and ask them if they need these dumbbells anymore
>the manlet is like yeah we got 2 sets left each
>not with me little fellow
>I start laughing at the manlets face and kindly push him to the side
>grab the dumbbells from the rack and start curling in between them
>the manelt gets intimidated and stutters b-but we need them i said
>lol what a bitch
>ignore him and continue curling
>now i´m blocking the dumbbells by sitting on them on the rack
>fat guy bertstares all the time doesnt know what to say
>the manlet is now trying to stutter some words out i didnt hear bc in-ears
>give him a rich piana death stare
>soon after both leave and never be seen again
Feels good to be the gym-bully
>>34893116
Victory
>>34891273
>things that never happened
>>34891637
alpha as fuck/10
wouldmire
>>34891952
lold nice n gud
>>34892368
savage af desu familia
>>34893165
>not recognizing pasta
>being this new to a korean shitposting board
>>34893849
>implying I didn't start this thread
>enter gym
>chest day = benchpress
>warming up see like three chubby teens hogging that area
>just walk up to the bench take off their 10lb plates
>add lmao1pl8
>rep it out/warmup
>they leave
Been three weeks and haven't seen them in there, they were there pretty regularly before
Never gonna make it, bunch of beta faggots
>at gym
>not too tall Asian guy, but whatever, it is what it is
>making good gains for my frame
>tall douche enters
>starts laughing with his fat tall friend as they get ready to bench 1 plate
>usually they are so annoying I just leave
>doing some curls
>guy comes up
"H-Hey Big P I'm gonna take his dumbbells!!!"
>he tries taking them from my hands
>not wanting conflict, since I am about to do another lift, I hand them over
"That's right manlet!!"
>he snickers to his friend
>get an idea
>go to locker room
>buddy gave me a Cialis to try as a preworkout
>I kept it in gym bag but didn't want to try
>why not?
>well, it's hard to believe, but I'm hung
>really hung
>in b4 Hoang is your last name
>bigger than the legendary 8x6 breh
>pop Cialis
>give myself a few tugs
>instantly I am diamonds
>looks like I stuffed a paper towel roll into my gym shorts
>walk back out to weight room
"Hey guys, can I work in on bench with you?"
>their eyes widen
>they are clearly intimidated, outgunned
"Uh... yeah..."
>laughing internally
>say to them
"Thanks, little buddy!"
>get five good reps on 1 plate bench
>overhear first douche
"Hey... Big P..."
>I pop up
"Yeah, it is a Big P..."
>they just grab their stuff and leave
>dicklets think they can run the boneyard
>>34894622
>a salty asian got trolled so hard by a gym bully thread that they wasted time typing this up
toppest of keks
>>34894669
>dicklet detected
Don't you and "Big P" have some overcompensating to do friend?
>>34894675
>asian
>calling others dicklets
KEK
your butthurt is reaching exponential levels
>>34894675
not that guy but its probably time for a break from 4chin for a while friend :^)
(ps. stop projecting so hard) xoxo
>>34894622
>>34894675
>U mad jackie chan?
>>34894675
>Asian dude walks out of the locker room with what looks to be a frozen package of mini sausages stuffed into his pants
>too much for me
>walk out with buddy
>laugh the whole way home
Why does this thread exist
>arrive at gym
>need to take a big shit before I lift
>activate bankai on toilet
>put on fake arm cast and sling
>hear someone in the lockerroom
>ask him to come over and explain to him that my arm is broken and I can't wipe my ass
>he reluctantly agrees
>does 10/10 job maybe he's done it before but he was still gagging the whole time from the smell
>afterwards thank him and put fake cast and sling back in locker
>say "you wipe me long time hahahaha thanks bruce lee I'll be back tomorrow you better be here"
Fuckin lol you should've seen his face
>>34894919
Forgot to mention he was a dyel asian.
Who is big P and why does he protect the boneyard?
My gf and I want to get /fit/.
Will I need to bully/be blunt as fuck with her to get her to do it?
She's not as motivated as I am. But talks about it a lot.
>>34895100
>Should I purposely bully my gf guys?
>>34891952
>find his phone, text his mom "fuck u bitch" then throw it across the gym
loled
this is the shit you can only get at /fit/
Step into the gym for my daily workout
>kinda full so I have to scout the gym to make someone free up equipments I need
>See white beta fag struggling with uno plate on incline bench
>foundmytarget.jpg
>walk up to him and just stare at him making the Deebo face on OP's post
>he asks If I'm cool 'bro'
>I just follow it up with silence so he realizes I ain't here to play games
>He immediately stops his set and walks away with his head held down
>Fellow gym dwellers witness the scenario and probably took note
>Now everytime I'm even close to someone, they just act like they've finished their set and free up the equipment
Feels good being alpha
>>34896943
Niggers gon nig
I broke this rule with a bitch on this device... hard.. didnt break eye contact till she left out the front door.
I saw her crying in the parking lot, when I finished.
Working out one afternoon
> Gym completely empty
> Just me and my bro
>glorious lifts all round
> Look over at the entrance
> Wild Abo appears
> ohshit.jpg
>Brother all Wtf all our shits over there
> See the abo on his phone, clicking to his friends
>wegottogetthefuckouttahere.jpg
> 2 minutes later as we're gathering our stuff the whole tribe appears.
> Nigel just rang the tribe
> Both sweating like crazy, one makes eye contact
> Tries to communicate,all i hear is clicking again
> Tell bro to run,grab my shit and gtfo
>Come back the next day, no dumbells, 1 machine's left
> Nigel and the tribe just robbed the gym
>
>>34897226
Kek
>>34891637
I read that as "fucked his son," which have been even more alpha.
