I'm a /fit/ girl with a skellie bf. We moved house recently and were paranoid about not getting our system up before the fallout 4 drop. I reached out to a few /fit/ guys at the gym to help me move stuff. They all think I'm single and I flirted a lot with them to make them help me. Now two of them have asked me out, and my response was a verbal version of testicular crunch, leaving them confused and emasculated. Was it wrong of me to lead them on? Does girls at your gym do the same? How would you react if it happened to you?
>>34888606
lets have some visual context here
help us out
>a verbal version of testicular crunch
What did you say to them?
>>34888606
Great fake story, anon. Would sage again.
>>34888606
pathetic to pose a grill on /fit/ we know your a beta batty boi
>I'm a girl
Ohhhh for the looove of goooood will you JUST. PLEASE. BE. IN. FUCKING.
LONDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>34888665
i could come to london if there is chance of a fucking
some visual context please
>>34888676
that's not going to help your case
im gona feed you
>>34888629
Told them they were pathetic roid ragers and that I already had a boy. And that they wouldn't know what to do with a girl because their testies were probably the size of their IQ. Also inserted my evil bully laugh at some point. I'm bit of a drama queen.
>>34888651
...This is why /fit/ boys are pathetic.
>>34888697
you need to apply logic to measurements or they mean nothing
are my testies 100? 100 what inches?
give it up
>>34888691
Feed me what?
>>34888715
sad, little boy, sad.
>>34888729
cant see your comment past my 100inch balls
oh so you like big balls
>>34888749
I love big balls, unfortunately you don't have any.
If your IQ is 100 you're below average btw. unless you're x-generation which makes you an oldfag. Millennials score higher.
>>34888755
it was an example iq as they are not accurate ill just measure my balls then ill know my iq yh?
>>34888606
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8, gonna have to say tits or gtfo otherwise its safe to say your a fat neckbeard from r9k attempting to troll
>>34888774
Confirmed by below average response.
Ball crunch for you.
>>34888606
>fallout 4
Women dont have interests or hobbies
Fall out 4 fucking sucks, got rid of the skills to make it skyrim with guns absolute garbage
fake as shit, got a boner anyway
damn zinc
makin me all horny and whatnot
>>34888788
at a guess 2.5 inch diamiter
>>34888755
100 is the avg for whites 80 for niggers
120 ish here
>>34888792
>skyrim with guns
>Why women love Fallout 4
>>34888606
>not getting our system up before the fallout 4 drop
I could design a 'system', order the parts, wait for parts, and slap it together -- all in 3 days. So, not only are you supposedly mating with a skelly, you're mating with an incompetent skelly that needs to play games on release date. This must be bait.
>>34888720
bowl of eggs
>>34888606
If you were consciously leading them on in order to get help, then yes, I think it was wrong. If you weren't thinking you were leading them on, who gives a fuck about what those beta suckers think.
>>34888812
Didn't say how long it took to set our system up. Didn't say what day we moved. Skellieboy is not the one who needed to play on release date. It is one of the simple pleasures I need in life to avoid killing manlets like you out of boredom.
>>34888606
>fallout 4 drop
damn son, for what purpose
>>34888821
You sound niece. You want to play airplanes with me?
>>34888876
Let that be a warning
>>34888885
this board is SFW
>>34888901
Apologies
>>34888876
when when is it my turn
faggot
>>34888907
When do you want it to be your turn, manlet?
>>34888697
Kek b8
>>34888606
>>34888697
Nah, they probably didn't care much, believe it or not men are actually used to your kind of women and we are pretty good at just forgetting about this kind of shit you pull off because otherwise we'd all have lost our minds long time ago.
You should be worried about your self-esteem tho
>>34888848
I'm not your niece. Also I'm not really into terrorism.
>>34888982
You sound like my niece. Why not?
>>34888606
My reaction would depend on how high test you are. Post pics of you'reself to give opinion,
>>34888973
>probably didn't care much
One of them punched a hole in the wall and started avoiding me at the gym. I would say mission complete. The other guy just seems like a sad little kitten. Poor thing.
>>34889019
You post first.
To be honest though. It did happen, so not completely bait. Am I being too much of a bitch towards /fit/ guys or are most of them just unsecure idiots? Nobody at my gym really talk to each other so I'm not sure about this. I'll behave if you guys show me your personalities.
>>34889110
because you wont post an image so if it did happen then you are a land whale or it didn't happen and you are a gross neckbeard
>>34888606
>fallout 4 drop
fallout 2 > fallout NV > fallout > fallout 3 > fallout tactics > shit > piss > fallout 4
>44 replies and no pic of OP
>>>/trash/
>>>/trash/
>>34889164
Here's a pic of OP
Did you fuckwits ever, at any point, seriously think you were talking to a girl?
>>34889188
no...
>>34889164
Why should I whore myself out on the internet? No male OP would get that question. You guys are pathetic. If I put my pic on this site I will find it again on /hc/ plastered above some porn slut titties. No thanks.
>>34889195
now who has small testies
>>34889208
...Touche
>>34888676
Reported
>>34889195
no male OP would post
>I'm a /fit/ male with a skellie gf. We moved house recently and were paranoid about not getting our system up before the fallout 4 drop. I reached out to a few /fit/ gals at the gym to help me move stuff. They all think I'm single and I flirted a lot with them to make them help me. Now two of them have asked me out, and my response was a verbal version of boobula crunch, leaving them confused and emasculated. Was it wrong of me to lead them on? Does guy's at your gym do the same? How would you react if it happened to you?
also if it was a guy we would have asked for a pic lurk more
>>34889232
Pic of wht? His skellie gf?
ITT: Neckbeards roleplaying
>>34889244
kek'd
>>34889231
This is old news
>>34889232
>>34889242
apply logic
think before type
>>34889262
>think before type
Not on /fit/. No one thinks here.
>>34888846
>>34888812
>>34888808
>>34888792
Fallout 4 is memeshit, and all of the faux-nerds are pretending to be hype about it. These people just want to feel like they have good tastes in something, and when they're a part of the hype they feel like it.
I hate seeing these people act like they're gamers that have been with the franchise forever (not that I was). It just bothers me to see people trying to be "nerdy" for the sake of looking cool when that was just the stuff people did for fun.
>>34889325
welcome to the new vidya generation, good thing this doesn't happen here in meheeco
>>34888792
The skyrim with guns meme has been around since fallout 3.
If you actually like classic fallout then play wasteland 2.
If you're a fo3 babby and still bitching about 4 you're literally a colossal faggot. Like you are of exceptional size and you enjoy sucking cocks.
>>34889325
>"nerdy" for the sake of looking cool
You're one of those guys.
>>34889346
>wasteland 2.
Have never actually played it. Will get right on that. Thanks.
>>34888606
Throw in a bit about getting dick pics and you and your girlfriends laughing at how tiny they were to their faces. If you're going to bother you should cover more obscure fetish bases.
>>34889331
Yup. I'm accustomed to it now.
All of the girls I went to high school with started pretending to have always been into Pokemon and LoZ in the past year. They're trying to get in relationships and prey on some of the gamer guys. It's crazy to see. Basically, a lot of the gamer crowd in high school became alpha and started doing well for themselves. A lot of them know better than to fall for these women, but some of them still get suckered in.
>>34889349
I enjoy nerdy stuff, but I hide my powerlevel. I don't talk about it except with my friends and I only post about it on 4chan. I'm not trying to market myself to my peers.
>>34889374
I can get the skellie. He can laugh at your tiny dicks.
>>34889381
>I enjoy nerdy stuff, but I hide my powerlevel
>>34889381
Believe it or not, gamergirls exist. And the skellie isn't a gamer, btw. He's a film nerd.
>>34889147
Fallout 2 was a buggy, broken game. It might have had more content, but you're a fool if you think it was better than the original.
>>34889195
Confirmed for ugly fatty. Get back to tumblr.
At least Sparrow isnt a faggot like OP. Pic related its her.
>>34889346
All fallouts suck , my favorite game is donkey kong country 2. Try todisputethat faggot, you cant.
>>34889426
I enjoyed it more and didn't play the early version of it so don't remember any critical bugs. At least Bethesda's Fallout games have even more bugs
>>34889448
She's cute.. and bit of a whore. "I just came out of the shower.."
>>34889448
>>34889463
Nice drinking bottle. See, my little manlets? You got some qt pics after all.
>>34888697
Woah why would you be rude like that though? I mean they helped you out, and you lead them to believe you were single so there's nothing pathetic about asking you out. Not cool
>>34889495
>Not cool
Finally an honest opinion. Thank you sir.
It is called a honey trap, and I am told it is quite pathetic to fall for one.
>>34889448
Who is this actually?i will be your boyfriend
>>34889425
Wasn't strictly about op, be her getting excited about Fallout 4 confirms her shit tastes.
Also, I know gamer girls exist, but few are legitimate.
>>34889463
Lee. Do you ever dominate your bf?
>>34889018
Cause I'm white.
>>34889448
She would be extremely retarded to fall for that, lol.
I had a few guys approaching me at the gym but I'm not into muscular guys and I also broke up with my boyfriend resently.
>>34889520
>Do you ever dominate your bf?
I also want to know this
>>34889534
>Cause I'm white.
That's no excuse.
>>34889520
>few are legitimate.
Unicorns
>>34888606
You're a bitch for leading them on. They're retards for helping you move thinking that would make you like them.
>>34889463
>>34889654
>white skinny bf
>slant gf
Well at least you're a stereotype
>>34889618
Truly. Retards on all fronts.
But, in a way OP did them a service. She taught them an important life lesson. People don't owe you shit.
I don't like her, but she did something positive for the guys.
>>34888697
Nah me and my m8s would just laugh about it, you are clearly fucked in the head so it wouldn't have any impact really t b h f a m
>>34889037
THIS IS A VERY BELIEVABLE STORY, AND I, AS A MAN, AM NOW HIGHLY AGITATED. OOOH OP, YOU ARE A SCOUNDREL.
>>34889706
How big is your bf's schlong
Because i have this theory that the most attractive features to grils are something like this order: face, dick, height, body fat percentage, then finally muscle mass
>>34889788
>the most attractive features to grils are
He has dick and funny. The rest is meh. Personality counts a lot. And it's not even on your list. Says a lot about your own personality.
>>34889818
>Personality counts a lot
>>34889818
I was obviously referring to physical only. Personality is a given as most important. I am dyel atm but have more success with women than my /fit/ friends which i attribute to personality, face, and potentially dik since word gets around
>>34889706
>>34889788
Im know woman whipser or anything, but women care about personality a lot and true confidence.
And Im pretty sure they can see through this alpha male/PUA meme bullshit a mile away. Im skinny as fuck and dated a nice thick fit chick because I just joked around with her
>>34889836
>Personality counts a lot
Unless you're looking for bimbos, then yes.
>>34889857
>Im know woman whipser
fuck, meant to write "no"
>>34889841
Ah ok. then dick then.
>>34889384
No, involving other dudes in sph is the ultimate boner killer, especially if your dick isn't actually small.
>>34889788
Not op but I'm fit with a rather skinny Bf as well. His penis is actually probably the smallest I've had(but still within average) like 5 or 5.5 but he's the most pleasurable sex I've ever had as well. Unless you're micro penis or she's a size whore it really doesn't matter
Can water bottle girl pls post more pics?
>>34889895
Thats what the whole genre of kekold porn basically is tho
>>34889369
It's kinda buggy so save often. It's awesome though.
>>34889900
A follow-up question
How do you know if a girl is a size whore and how do you let her know about your size in a way that wont ruin your chance of a hookup
>>34889895
Apologies. Maybe I can get my neighbours. I think they're female.
>>34889900
You lucky bitch. And I totally agree.
>>34889925
>How do you know if a girl is a size whore and how do you let her know about your size in a way that wont ruin your chance of a hookup
Get to know her before she gets to know your penis. If she is a bitch, don't let her play with tiny tim.
>>34889939
No but i literally just want to hook up with size queens
U misinterpreted
>>34889952
Bars. Slutty bimbos. Strip on site. They will judge you.
>>34889939
I always just send a pic with a ruler desu.
>tfw dick isn't actually small
>tfw no real woman is into sph
>tfw even a major size queen would just ignore you rather than humiliate you to your face
>>34889654
I do the same thing except i drew a bunch of dicks and memes on mine call her the gains gallon and fill her 3 times a day.
>>34889666
Op isnt the hot asian chick being posted, op is probably some ugly whitepig
>>34889970
>no real woman is into sph
Who told you that?
Also, I can make your penis smaller. They can be scolded until shrinking. True story. post your length.
>>34888606
>>34888697
Mhmm yeah sounds legit
Tits or GTFO
>>34889984
This is oddly erotic.
>>34890010
Only if you want to play airplanes.
>>34890005
Do you have Kik? I don't want to turn this into a gay ERP thread. Although I'm 100% sure you're a woman and all :^]
>>34889325
go eat more salt, because you don't sound salty enough m8 :)
>>34890063
How can you be sure of that? You're gullible, mate.
Jump over to /hm/ for a sec, post a naughty thread with your cock, and let me evaluate the patheticness.
>>34890016
You got a kik? Ill send you a picture of my dick and body
>>34890105
Sounds like someone made the mistake of pre-ordering Fallout 4. Enjoy your shit taste.
>>34890141
Let's move to /hm/, mate.
>>34889857
did you have a stroke while writing?
>>34890063
Hey tiny tim? Coward much? I'm not going to start an /hm/ thread on my own.
>>34890167
Im at work with slow 2g wifi so dick pics wont post on 4chan i tried to post one earlier in a body rate thread
>>34888606
/fit/ is the most pathetic board
And I go to /r9k/ too
You guys still win
Somehow you're even more cringey
>>34890251
Nice cover
>>34890251
...Pathetic
>>34890227
Sorry m8. I used to settle for dudes online as long as they didn't break character.
My standards are too high now...
>>34891281
>My standards are too high now...
Good for you. Still posted here, though
>>34891580
That's the joke, that not settling for dudes pretending to be women on the internet is an extremely low standard, yet I still had to raise my previous standard to attain it.
>>34891912
>>34889520
Didn't someone say she died and she made this huge post about how she hadn't died?
>>34889731
lol'd
>>34888697
whoa nelly
>>34889654
>>34889463
have i seen you posting on /soc/ before?
>>34888606
You sound like a loser who tries to overcompensate for the fact that her and her faggot boyfriend are losers.
Yes, it was a cunt thing to do. Fuck off.
>>34889325
>"faux-nerds are pretending to be hype about it"
Have you even put thought into the fact that they might actually enjoy the game and you might just be too pretentious to realize it might be good
