I thought fitness girls were good at sex, I shouldn't have wasted so much of my time in pursuit.. And just went down to the beach and fucked a starfish it would of been the same
Yeah they are eye candy and have to focus more on not cumming to quick... pros and cons
Yeah, nobody said that having a nice body will automatically make you good in bed
go for bit uglier or older, they are aware of their looks and try to make up for it in bed.
Stay with fit girls build your reputation
>>34886932
Did you fuck just one fit girl or many?
Anyone else with this problem? I'm interested
>>34886932
Women in general are selfish and taught not to work hard on relationships. They are taught that having sex with them is a treat enough for you (particularly if she is also good looking), so there is little point to putting effort into it. From her point of view, it is YOUR job to please her, and she's already being "too good" just for letting you stick it in.
While exceptions do exist, exceptions are rare.
>>34888855
Yeah, but not really. If you do everything a woman tells you to, just so you can have sex with her she's gonna treat you like shit. So it's your choice. You want to have pity sex or inspire respect and confident in her AND have sex
>>34888957
Or you can just be homosexual master race and disregard dumb bitches all day
>>34888993
>homosexual master race
JUST
Ever since my fat gf and i broke up, I've lost a huge amount of weight and now attract slim girls. The good thing is I'm not desperate for sex so I can match their flirting without getting sucked in. One girl, the most fit i've been with so far, took me back to her place after only second time hanging out. Sex was pretty good, you have to make them work for it as well
i'll fuck anybody within respectable reason, i dont give a shit. i'm gonna bust my nut as fast as possible and be gone shortly after anyway. who the fuck cares what they do as long as the hole is warm and slimy enough to slide into?
Being fit doesnt make them good in bed. Age does. Best sex i've had was with 25-30 ones, im 22 myself and chicks my age and younger are boring in bed.
Fat chicks give the best head though. They know their value (or the lack of it) and do anything to make you stay.
Come back when you have a larger sample size to share.
Fat grill here, I suck ass in bed but I can give a bomb ass bj.
>>34886932
Please tell me there is starfish porn out there.
>>34890145
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>>34889577
>You'll never lie in bed while she goes to make you breakfast for dinner
Damn anon. That's how my night will go tonight.
>>34890145
>fat chick good as putting things in her mouth
Surprise surprise
>>34887600
underrated post
>>34892061
Kek
>>34886932
had a fit girlfriend about a year ago too and I thought the same exact thing
>she didnt give head
>didnt know how to ride dick
>doggy style was shit
>refused to fuck in the shower
The only position she really liked seemed like missionary. There was a point and time where I wasnt the one who was able to finish because I thought the sex was so terrible. Sometimes I had to hide my laughter in while she attempted to ride my penis. I broke up with her mainly because of that, the bad sex started to make me unhappy and I was getting frustrated all the time. All in all she was a nice girl, but if you're not able to at least try at fucking then gtfo.
Pros
>nice ass to look at
Cons
>not being able to bust
>>34892215
How bad was she at riding that you had to hide your laughter? I didn't realise you *could* be bad at it, how hard can it be?
>>34892215
>>34892215
My gf had the skills of a virgin at the start.
I started teaching her things and started talking about sex more. Eventually she figured out her own fetishes and learned how I and she like it. Now we are a few years together and the sex is insane.
If you liked her enough you would have put some effort in it you selfish kunt.
hot girls dont try, because they are used to getting guys with no effort.
their laziness is for a reason.
>>34889010
AIDS
>>34892317
She'd kind of just sit on my dick and rub her butt back and forth while her face looked like she enjoyed it. This was the first couple of times though when I saw her do it. The rest of the time I at least tried to give some coaching
>>34892319
I tried to so much, Id fuck her about 3 times a day and try to tell her what to do. She really just didnt give a fuck and wanted good old fashioned missionary. Which gets really boring, really fast.
Every other girl I had been with wasnt really too crazy about being fit and sex with them was 100 times better.
>ITT: people who think all fit girls are terrible in bed because of their one experience with someone they consider "fit"
You're not going to make it
>>34892350
This. You just need to find a chubby girl who had to work for attention and therefore developed a personality, interests, skills etc, and then impart your knowledge onto her and get her fit and in shape. Then you have a 10/10 for both looks and persoanlity.
>>34892319
whenever i try teach my gf stuff about sex she curls into a ball and refuses to listen because she's so insecure about herself
i know i should be there for her but seriously guys, if you're young don't get into a relationship with an insecure girl. it's the worst shit
>>34892457
>Get a chubb in shape
Good luck compadre.
They are chubby for a reason.
>>34892457
>You just need to find a chubby girl who had to work for attention and therefore developed a personality, interests, skills etc, and then impart your knowledge onto her and get her fit and in shape
ЛOЛ
This thread might as well be a bunch of fucking females. All of you are just rationalizing your bull shit to yourselves.
Don't fucking waste your time on "work in progresses". Because it will almost end up badly. I know talking to girls who are fit may be a tall task but real with yourselves you stupid fucks.
And this: >>34892495
>>34890145
Most likely not
>>34892495
>>34892518
It happens brehs
>>34892495
>Will never find a cute sexually frustrated chubby girl with daddy issues who has potential to be 20/10
>Will never pull a my fair lady+ 50 shades with her
>Will never slowly mold her over into a slim beautiful cardio bunny with a fat ass and slutty outfits for every single fetish I have.
>Will never reward her with love and world class dickings and punish her with pain coldness and distance
>Will never make her depend on me in a way that is fairly unhealthy.
>Will never eventually get bored of my fucktoy a few years later and find a new project
>Will never introduce her then palm her off on some nice beta who'll love her unconditionally.
>>34886932
>i thought all X were Y
well, it sucks that you have only interacted with like, 5 people in your entire life, or that you are mentally retarded. Sorry to hear :((((
>>34892578
>>34892578
>such is beta-life
>>34892215
Holy shit nigger, did we date the same girl?
Also not together with my one anymore, because of shitty sex.
>>34888993
Gtfo with your gay agenda.
>>34890145
>have obese fem friend
>bro gets by from her
>he says it was all teeth, lots of biting, worst but ever
>>34892564
Intrinsic or extrinsic motivation, it makes a shit load of difference.
>>34892383
>>34892484
It's all about communication. Trying alot doesn't mean trying the right things.
Never negate or correct when talking during sex (don't do that/ not like that/ no, like that etc.)
Talk like you fuck (babe rock your hips/ yes, let it go deeper / ahh go back and forth etc)
Give compliments or say hot shit when she does something well to encourage her. (say it like you mean it).
Motivate her more to do crazy shit, if you are lazy/boring she will be too.
Talk a lot about sex outside of sex, say what moves you like, ask what she likes. Ask (almost too) much. Do this a lot.
It doesn't happen in a few weeks, you got to activate her thoughts about sex. Everyone is programmable.
If she is insecure then you should work on it on a deep level, like said above. Make her feel hot/normal.
I see people as computers, you can program them if you know how, you just gotta wanna learn.
Mental manipulation can be used for the good as well.
All of it takes time, but if you like someone enough it is worth it.
>>34893175
/thread
>>34893314
KEK
>>34893370
FOR YOU
>>34893175
I need someone to help me like this. Also hindered by the fact that I'm too concerned about looking fat to let go and enjoy myself.
>>34892971
But why would you use teeth unless it was specifically mentioned...
The fitness chicks I've fucked have been good.
Girls I've fucked that haven't been good you just teach them what you like. If they don't want to try shit fuck and chuck and move on.
Nothing nicer than banging a fit chick thats on a bulk
>>34893395
Step 1: Lose weight, improve confidence.
Step 2: You need to have a deep connection with your bf/gf.
Be very open about everything. Every thought thats maybe weird or shameful, your desire/love for him/her etc.
In time he/she will feel comfortable to do the same and you will not feel judged as you are equal,
thus you will feel comfortable showing your week sides and are able to enjoy things.
>>34893481
Step two is a hell of a lot harder than one.
Can't I just be sexually satisfied by making gains?
>>34893175
>twf virgin until married
>scared my husband will h8/8 me for being a newb
Hi yes I would like to order a man like you to marry thank you
>>34886932
I think you just got a lame duck m8. Got nothing to do with fit chicks. Some people are terrible in the sack. It happens.
>>34893873
Shure you can, but in the long run step 2 is better.
And shame/insecurity/awkwardness is all about how you think someone thinks about you.
If you know your bf/gf doesn't have negative or judging thoughts about you then you are more comfortable too, as well as the other way around.
It's just benificial for every part of your relationship, even when you are ripped.
>>34893942
Well that can be aranged :)
>>34893942
Btw are you waiting because you're religous or just patient? Just curious.
Went to school with a arabic girl that had to wait until married.
She tried to hide that is was set up, but everybody knew. Also it was some kind of cousin.
Felt realy bad for her.
>>34892495
I'm trying this atm.
>gf has beautiful face, nice tits, and a beer gut.
>eats more than I do on a bulk.
>tried to slowly introduce calorie counting and working out to her.
>not having to good of a result.
I like her personality, and she could be stunning if she'd put in 6 months work. Any advice, /fit/brahs?
>>34894558
Confront her with the disadvantages of her lifestyle, say you care about her being healty etc.
Tell her about the health benefits of proper weight lifting (hgh release (looking young), hormones, fast metabolism, more muscle = can eat more, look better, get a lot older, never sick etc)
>>34892915
idk was she 4'11 and blonde? if so then there's a very high chance seeing as how her last bf was a roider and possibly browsed /fit/
>>34893942
I know that feel too sis...
>tfw virgin until marriage
>tfw want to fall in love with a man who will love me back. Bonus points if he is saving himself.
>so many opportunities to have sex but turned it down to wait for that one special guy.
h....hold me.
>>34888855
>They are taught that having sex with them is a treat enough for you
>gf loves sex
>sucks my D every morning to wake me up
>hurt my D one day because going at it too hard
>can we not have sex today baby, my cock really hurts
>no
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>>34895778
Sounds like YOU are the gf.
>>34893942
>>34895643
Saving yourself for marriage is probably the worst thing you can do if you want a healthy sex life with someone. You have to know early on if you're sexually compatible, regardless of experience level. What happens if you wait and then find out he's too small/big for you? Or if he has a fetish that you find repulsive? Bad sex will kill a relationship every single time without fail. I'm not saying you should slut it up with tons of guys, just that you should be comfortable with the idea of testing the waters before you make a "lifelong" commitment.
>>34888993
>homosexual master race
>homosexual
>master race
kill yourself
>>34890145
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>>34892061
savage
>>34895913
>small/big for you
i can see how it can be a problem but most guys are average. Besides i would know beforehand because i would ask him for a peek.
>fetish
This can also be discussed before marriage. If he is into some nasty sex then i will talk to him about it maybe come to some kind of conclusion and work from there. If not then obviously we can't be together since we can't compromise.
>>34895962
that's ridiculous. these are not issues that can simply be discussed before undertaking a lifelong commitment that practically depends on it. sexual chemistry is paramount for any relationship, let alone marriage. that's a massive risk to take just to wait for "the one"
>>34895962
The size thing is a bit more complicated than you'd think. I've been with girls that had only slept with a few guys and it felt like fucking a cup of warm water, and others who'd had lots of sex and were too tight to comfortably fuck, All vaginas are not created equal. Also "take a peek"? You're willing to talk about sex/fetishes and want to look at his dick but you won't have sex? He's probably just going to leave and find someone just as good as you that actually wants to behave like a human being. No girl is special enough for that level of blueballs.
>>34896165
well i can at least try. Communication is very important. And also making an effort to try can come a long way. I guess it's why i prefer a virgin since we would both be on equal ground.
>>34896344
You need to understand that your kind of thinking is unrealistic and toxic. He's going to be thinking so much with his dick that he'll overlook the hilariously one-sided deal that is modern marriage. You're basically forcing him to sign a contract to get his dick wet.
>>34890145
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>>34896241
>You're willing to talk about sex/fetishes and want to look at his dick but you won't have sex?
So? I don't have to have sex if i don't want to. That level of blue balls are you serious?
>>34896373
No he would decide what he wants to do with his life. I don't force anyone to do anything they don't want to do. I'm want to be with someone because i love this someone and i want the feeling to be mutual. How is that toxic? again communication.
>>34895778
Russian or other Eastern European gf?
>>34896344
>>34896394
so what happens when you marry the guy and he has an insatiable sexual appetite as a result of going from not getting to have sex with you for your entire relationship/engagement to theoretically being able to fuck all he wants, and you want no part of it because it hurts too much? I doubt he's going to be very stoked about your "decision to wait" at that point.
>>34891888
Please be careful what you wish for on 4chan
>>34896426
Southeast asain
>>34896394
Talking about it will make him think about it more often and without being able to get it he'll be pent up. Masturbation doesn't really go far when you're sexually frustrated. He also doesn't have to stay with someone who wants to wait an unrealistic amount of time to do something as simple and natural as sex.
>>34896425
You're really underestimating the strength of a man's libido. We're hard wired to want sex all the time. Even if he really loves you he'll still be thinking with his dick. You are forcing him to make a lifelong commitment because you're convinced that you're pussy is somehow different or special enough to warrant incredibly outdated restrictions on the natural progression of a relationship.
>>34896445
to be honest i would try to find a solution for us. I would hope that we would work as a team to help each other out. I'm horny all the time so maybe ill be fine on the sexual appetite portion. If nothing works out and he wants to leave me just for that i would be devastated, but i guess i can't stop him. Regardless i would be happy for the experience itself anyway no matter how it ends.
>>34896529
Don't you see that you could have all that with just a regular relationship? Not a single thing you want requires marriage or will be made better by marriage. Divorce is a long and expensive process.
>>34896560
Wow so your message is
FUCK A LOT OF DUDES
and
STAYING A VIRGIN TILL MARRIAGE IS BAD BECAUSE SEX IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND CAN"T GET BETTER EVEN IF THEY WORK ON IT UNLESS SHE FUCKED A LOT OF DUDES THAT AREN'T HER HUSBAND BEFORE HAND
Is that your entire...little shpiel?
>>34896527
>Talking about it will make him think about it more often and without being able to get it he'll be pent up. Masturbation doesn't really go far when you're sexually frustrated. He also doesn't have to stay with someone who wants to wait an unrealistic amount of time to do something as simple and natural as sex.
Then he is not worth my time. I don't think that what i'm asking for is impossible. i'm not saying my pussy is special it isn't. But if he can't respect my principles then he is not worth it in my opinion.
>>34896527
>You're really underestimating the strength of a man's libido. We're hard wired to want sex all the time. Even if he really loves you he'll still be thinking with his dick. You are forcing him to make a lifelong commitment because you're convinced that you're pussy is somehow different or special enough to warrant incredibly outdated restrictions on the natural progression of a relationship.
If he makes decisions based on libido then he is not worth my time. Again i'm not forcing him into anything. I would tell him before hand what iam and what i stand for. When he signs a contract he is without excuse.
>>34896579
yeah, actually. you should get to know yourself sexually by having at least a few partners and your fiancee being the last before entering marriage. chances are he sure as hell already has. sex is such a fundamental part of what it means to be human and willingly depriving yourself of it because of whatever social/religious pressure there is convincing you to "save yourself" is just fucking bogus. sex IS really important and there is no denying that.
no one is saying you should fuck a ton of dudes, but your pre marital relationships should contain a healthy amount of sex so you know both how to please a man and how you want a man to please you. what's so difficult about that?
>>34896579
Woah there, no need to get mad.
My message is to get rid of that particular restriction on yourself and make the decision to have sex when you feel you're ready and not because you feel you need a marriage license to enter the bone zone.
>>34896560
>Not a single thing you want requires marriage or will be made better by marriage
you and i view marriage differently.
>>34896614
You're right that people should follow their heart and conscious.
However, who in the fuck are you to tell her what she can and should do with her fucking body and make her feel bad for choices that she as a grown conscious adult woman made?
Where did you learn the "fuck a few dudes before marriage will lead to better sex and a better marriage" thing from?
I'm curious. Do they have good marriages because they fucked a few people?
>>34896614
all of this is just your opinion. Yes sex is important and i agree with that which is why i'm saving myself. I think marriage is important too because i love the person and want to build a family based on commitment and love. Especially with God in the equation. If it doesn't last then at least i did it one time and maybe i'll find one who sticks.
>>34896608
If you are not a troll then you are going to be a virgin with no relationship forever. No man would wait years to perhaps have sex with a feminist as disgusting as you towards men.
>>34896608
All romantic interaction with the opposite sex is driven by libido, plain and simple. You can't just say someone's not worth your time when they want what comes naturally to them.
>>34896639
Evidently we do. I'm just being realistic about what it is.
nice to see that girls exist that dont validate themselves with sex alone, t b h
>>34896697
>troll
you mean you right?
>>34896705
>All romantic interaction with the opposite sex is driven by libido, plain and simple. You can't just say someone's not worth your time when they want what comes naturally to them
There has to be more than just libido when making a life long commitment with someone you love. libido fades over time.
>>34891903
albany strength?
>>34896503
jungle asians are the worst looking asians in general,I'm jelly of your gf's libido tho..
>>34896676
I'm just being realistic. I think it's naive to think you can fall in love with a guy and just expect everything to work itself out in the bedroom. marriages thrive and fail because of sexual chemistry. I don't see why it's so unreasonable to ensure that ONE thing goes smoothly when the chips are down and you realize you are with that person for the rest of your life.
>>34896728
Good sex won't even keep a fuckbuddy around.
Marriage and even friendly sexual relationships depend on more then just the sex being awesome. That's adolescent poppycock.
If it were that easy then divorce wouldn't be a thing.
>>34896724
Love and libido both fade over time. I really hope it doesn't when you do find that someone you're looking for but I'm just trying to give you some perspective.
>>34896774
>Good sex won't even keep a fuckbuddy around.
I disagree with that.
Nobody is saying that sex is the only thing that matters in a relationship. I'm saying that physical chemistry is as important as emotional connection. Not to mention the huge role the oxytocin released during sex plays in establishing that deep feeling of love people look for.
How do I last longer?
>>34896728
i'm not expecting for my marriage to be peaches and cream. If i marry someone it's because from what i have known from this person, he is the guy for me. Marriages fail because people quit when the boat rocks too much. I don't even like divorce it's terrible. My parents went through it and it hurt me in many levels as a child.
>>34896812
Try to relax as much as possible, especially in the muscles around your groin.
Deep and natural breaths.
I hear some people have good results with edging but I've never tried it.
The biggest part is to not worry and have fun.
Also if it's really hard for you to relax during just learn to eat the pussy like a madman. If you're good with your tongue she won't give a shit how long you last.
>>34896809
>Love and libido both fade over time. I really hope it doesn't when you do find that someone you're looking for but I'm just trying to give you some perspective.
Right. I just want to experiences all those things within the boundaries of God law.
>>34896849
Okay, so it's a religious thing. My argument was based on it just being a personal choice and not one based on God. Arguing about religion on the internet is a bit too neckbeard for me so I'm gonna bow out of this one.
>>34896874
it's cool. i'm not here to argue but to discuss in general.
>>34896727
Consider I'm a 3/10 I'm lucky to have her.
Relationship advices are generally bullshit. It all boils down to your and your girl's personality, so most of the things in this thread either work or not. People just don't see things the same way. Someone talked about communicating about sex, but what if your partner really doesn't care about sex that much? What if she doesn't like to talk about sex at all? She's just not going to put in the effort, ever, no matter how much you try to "program" her etc. bullshit.
It's all subjective, people.
>>34896909
aaaaaayyyy lmao
>>34894558
>beer gut
just give up senpai
>>34891903
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I think I might be gay and it's scaring the shit out of me, kept getting ed with girls I hooked up with. I'm seriously not sure I tried watching gay porn but i don't think It did anything for me hard Any advice?
>>34897000
WTF IS THAT PICTURE
>>34896529
Abstinence until marriage is unnatural. Research also shows that it is unhealthy for sexlife and emotional relationship. Do your own research if you want sources. Logical thinking should be enough though.
IT IS KNOWN
>>34897000
dafuq
>>34897006
if pic related gives you a boner you're ok man
>>34892578
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banged a volleyball girl in college and mother of god, the eye candy was ridiculous.
5'2'' with a butt that rivals brazilian models.
great ass = secret to keeping men loyal.
>>34898459
Truth. Every time my most recent ex and i would fight, i would fuck my ex before her. I'll go back to that ass no matter hwat or who im with.
>>34896886
What religion do you follow
>>34886932
it's your fault
you're the man, tell the girl what to do
no wonder she was bored
>>34898371
ah the natural meme, well played my friend
Started hanging out with fit girl in friends circle. Flirted heavy, easy to talk about sex, always animated physically as in not like rigid/stiff
But when it came to transitioning from cuddle to sex, she'd go dead fish on me. Like I had to do all the work. She was 30 with what seemed heavy baggage
Fit girl before her, 22yr, best intense sex yet from the under 30 bracket ive been with
>>34898977
Newsflash:
Everybody's different
Don't judge a book by it's cover
>>34897006
Yeah I was a little confused after my first experience with a transsexual.. I went out and did what I wanted at the time and the experience made even more confused I actually enjoyed it more then any girl I've been with.. But have no regrets in my crossing over to that bi-sexual realm
>>34890145
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>>34892061
dayum
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>>34895643
Male christfag virgin wizardmode checking in.
pls be in Calgary. There are dudes, like me, who lift and are nerds and christfags and cannot find women who are not worn-out slags despite looking in the churches. You have substantial value.
To address the dudes in the thread that are like "this isn't natural," you're right. The natural state of man is a rapist who murders those with more than he has and barely sleeps in terror of another man murdering him. You want to see the natural state of man? Go watch monkey documentaries. Shit like following complex rules, planning for the future, and doing what other people say? Having buildings and cars and gyms and airplanes? Not natural. It's a construct of human civilization. Just because it's not in line with our instincts doesn't mean it's a bad idea. Air conditioning is just as much an artifact of humans deciding to fight their instincts as abstinence is.
What you guys mean is that abstinence is a lifestyle that actively opposes one of the strongest drives humans have; reproduction. And you're right. But that's *all* you're saying when you say "it isn't natural." You know what the other two drives are? Fighting and feeding. Everyone on this board that likes Fat Hate threads, that likes having abs, that's ever done a cut? You guys are *just* as unnatural as us. The *natural* thing to do, the human instinct, is to eat everything in sight because we don't know when we'll eat again. I'm not saying "boo hoo sluts are the fat people of sex," but you can't complain that abstinence is unnatural while you avoid gorging yourself every meal.
So fuck all you want, bros. But don't give wizards shit because we don't. I refuse to fight, I refuse to feed myself to obesity, I refuse to fuck. Life is tough, but the result is being STEM masterrace six figures copypasta. Maybe someday I'll meet a woman worth my time. Maybe not. Doesn't mean I've wasted my life.
/essay
>>34899107
>>34899293
sorry.
TL;DR not gorging is as unnatural as not fucking. doesn't make it a bad idea.
>>34892484
You microwave that meat or fuck it cold?
>>34890009
>Fat chicks are good at putting things in their mouths...
Sounds about right to me
I just got a girlfriend. The sex is great but it takes me a long time to wind up and get hard. But once I do get hard we fuck like no tomorrow. She's super submissive and lets me have my way with her. She's tiny so she's super fun to throw around
It's weird, I can get hard easily enough by myself but when I'm hooking up with a girl its a lot harder. I think it might be because of anxiety, or maybe I'm still not used to having sex regularly (we've only fucked 3 times now)
>>34896957
pls no bully
>>34894558
Dude just be like
>BABE WE SHOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE THAT FIT HEALTHY COUPLE
>LETS BE ALL FITNESS AND STUFF IT'LL BE SO COOL
>WE'RE GONNA BE SO CUTE TOGETHER
in other words make it about both of you., not just about her improving herself but about both of you doing this as a team and I promise you she'll eat it up.
>>34898518
Christianity
>>34899492
For me it's the complete opposite. No girl present = no boner. Girl = instant boner
>>34899107
i'm not in Canada. more like all the way down in Florida. Yes it is tough because everyone around you is telling you it's ok to have outside of marriage. Temptation is everywhere and in all directions even for a woman. Because of abstinence i have prevented unwanted pregnancies, all kinds of STDs and soul ties with people i shouldn't have been with in the first place.
>>34899492
Do you masturbate a lot? I have the same issue with my girlfriend, it's a lot tougher to get hard. You probably need more foreplay. Get her to stick her boobs in your face or something, be sure to reciprocate
>>34899717
( /;_;)/ b-but calgary
>requiring Christians
>wanting lifters or runners
>liking virgins
may as well /wrists
I love Florida though. So warm. I'm coming down twice in 2017- WDW marathon weekend and then a longer proper vacation for Halloween. Your state rocks. GL finding local christfag lifting wizards, though. I've found, like, two in a city of a million people. :|
>>34899720
I really used to masturbate a lot but I've decreased it substantially to once a week. We do a lot of foreplay, but it kinda sucks because one time we tried to bang outside but it would have taken me too long to get hard T_T
oh well first world problems, maybe cardio will help
>>34899818
sigh yea it does suck. how old are you? Do you have Instagram or something? would be cool if we were friends. Florida is nice but sometimes i crave the cold weather. it's always in the 80's here.
>>34899977
37, old as saggy balls. Not old enough for non-Christians in their 20s to stop throwing themselves at me though. :| Frustration.
I have... a twitter account I rarely use, Facebook, and now that I think about it an IG would be handy to share my hiking and ghost town photos with next summer. I'm Tozetre on various sites, let's b frans.
>implying this isn't a dude trolling me
Whatever, I like friends.
>Floridians
>thinking they want to experience cold
pick two, every time. hahahahah the cold up here gets bad enough that you can literally die. Of course, Floridians tell me the reverse is true of their mid-August heat.
>>34892564
9/11 happened too, but that doesnt make it a regular occurence
>i know of one instance where something happened that supports my sorry excuse for an arguement
this is called anecdotal evidence you dumb fuck and despite the name its not considered evidence
>>34892484
most girls are insecure.
>>34900043
haha it's not really that old. if you want give me your face book and i'll add you.
>>34900043
>pick two, every time. hahahahah the cold up here gets bad enough that you can literally die. Of course, Floridians tell me the reverse is true of their mid-August heat.
Part of the reason why i stay inside. I think the perfect weather for me is hot and sunny in the daytime. cool and chilly at night.
>>34896909
Your gf is cute, mang.
Friendly reminder that everyone on 4chan who talks shit about other people's gf looks something like this and hasn't ever touched a girl.
>>34900143
<_< I cannot see a way for this to bite me in the ass
>inb4 old pictures of my being a fatfuck are posted to this thread
Search FB for Elkink and Calgary. I'm the one with the hay bale.
>>34900239
your profile isn't so bad. i'm a couple of years younger than you though just thought i should mention. how fat were you if i may ask?
>>34900389
>how fat were you
I'm planning on posting a complete progress report when I hit goal weight next month. Started at 330 full hambeast dreambulk. Now trim enough that I'm making it. I don't have near the physique of what you see in CBTs, but grills merlin.
>>34900478
well i hope i added the right person. congrats on your progress.
>>34888993
Could it be? Hath our Lord returned?
>>34900499
If you're AP, then yep. Thanks!
>>34900537
no problem
