What is the /fit/test place to take a girl out on a first date?
>inb4 gym
>>34886049
a taphouse :)
>/fit/test
it's like you never want to get laid.
take her to a bar, coffee shop, bowling, or bonfire.
fuck
>>34886049
>/fit/
>>34886049
>asking for dating advice on Mongolian sheep herding board
Do you pay attention at all to who /fit/ is comprised of? The average fitizen is a 22 yo kissless virgin manlet according to our latest survey.
smhtbhfam
>>34886049
Honestly? A nice restaurant that Fits yout macro needs or a nice coffee shop, try to avoid starbucks plz
>>34886049
if you're shit at talking take her somewhere that promotes conversation
like a zoo or aquarium or some shit
>>34886049
beach
>free as fuck
>you shirtless
>she bikini
>>34886049
Trampoline park
>>34886049
Well, as a guy who is trying to find a good place to go on a second date with an 8/10 qt (th-thanks /fit/) I would say fucking ask her what she likes and combine that with something she's probably never done or never gone and...fucking do that, damn fools. Women aren't puzzles, they're stupid, short-sighted small people like everyone else. Be a person, be /fit/ and be fun and she'll play with your junk.
>>34886049
I only ever take girls out to dates for lunch, usually at a cafe. It's perfect and here's why:
>doing shit in the middle of the day has a much more chill/ less formal vibe than the evening/night
>if you go to a cafe you don't need to let your /fit/ diet autism show by just ordering a coffee/ some small cafe sandwhich etc unlike if you were going out for a full dinner
>lunch dates are almost always shorter than dinner dates, so you don't have to hide your raging aspergers for too long
>there are easy and non awkward outs for both parties if things start to get shit. It's easy to drop some line like you've got class soon or whatever.
>if the venue gets boring you can very easily up and leave and find somewhere better, it also makes choosing the venue not a big deal
Hey OP, dates that force conversation (lunch/dinner/drinks and tapas etc.) are awkward as fuck IMO. For one, you'll be forced to sit interview style across from her or if the planets align get somewhere close to her so you can sperg out and try to touch her socially. Second, if you guys eat, even something small, a thin qt woman will bloat up, even slightly and feel self-conscious making sex less possible, and drinks add up if you are playing the dating game, she may also be more wary of drinking too much etc.
The "/fit/test" dates (and most masculine in my opinion) are dates that involve "doing" something and preferably more than one activity. Things like Bowling,Trampoline/Bounce Park, even a fucking walk in a park you like and sitting on the bench chatting in nature is preferable to the played out as fuck "coffee/drinks date" Even more so if you're dieting and avoiding alcohol.
What are you interests? Find girls who are interested in similar things and that makes dates way easier to pick (which is the man's job, Leading) and way easier to sleep with someone when you connect on multiple interests. Just my autistic 2 cents. God Speed brah, we're all gonna make it.
>>34886739
>which is the man's job, leading
oh fuck me why god
>>34886749
Everything is our job unfortunately. The price of greatness I guess. Plus, would you rather a woman in charge? kek
>>34886739
>Bowling,Trampoline/Bounce Park
Are you 12
>>34886071
/thread
>>34886071
>bonfire
what the in fuck
>>34886785
It's because of the implication
>>34886778
I'm 26 and I've successes with bowling and physical activities. As far as trampoline/bounce park If she comes to mine and I drive there (again Leading in everything), she's sweaty afterwards and can shower at mine when we get back and I offer a massage after all that physical exertion, which leads to...
Think about the big picture and don't bully my friend. Good luck.
>>34886049
Go hiking
If you live in some freezing cold shithole, go skiing/snowboarding
>>34886785
I can tell that you have never been to one...
>>34886820
This. I can't remember where I read it but there was a massive anonymous study done on women that concluded it was more likely for them (fantasy wise) to want to fuck a stranger in the forest than it was a sexy co-worker at the office. Nature does wonders my nigga.
>>34886847
>I can't remember where I read it
Was it inscribed on your rectum? Because you're talking out of your arse.
>>34886853
You seem upset. Read My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday and get back to me.
>>34886847
Mah nigga. This guy gets it.
>>34886106
the fuck bro i just opened /fit/ for the first time in forever and read this straight away. fuck you
>>34886049
how the fuck have none of you mentioned the beach? or a lake, or just swimming if you live in some non-ocean adjacent place. you literally get to show off your gains and athleticism AND see what she looks like under her clothing, win/win
Masturbating to pictures of Zyzz and Scooby together is the /fit/ way, son.
>>34886106
What matters isn't what we are, it's what we're becoming. We're all gonna make it.
>>34886945
see
>>34886258
You fucking illiterate barbarian.
>>34886706
this is a wise man. heed his words
Best first dates are some activity so it's less awkward when there's a silence.
I took a girl to a mini golf course once; best first date I've ever had. It was on a rooftop in a city so we could easily get drinks in a bar later. Too bad she broke my heart a year later ;_;
>>34886835
Of course I have, but you're acting as though there are always bonfires available to be going to, what sort of shit hole do you live?
>bonfires
>bounce park
>walk in the park
Oh my fucking god I love you guys, you children.
Dude just take her to wherever you want to go, a bar or something. Depends on the girl. My first date with my current girlfriend was a gaming bar in Brighton, had a few drinks, played mario kart and some dumb shit, took her back to my hotel room and we've been together for 3 years.
[spoiler]We might be breaking up soon though and it's killing me
>>34886817
>I offer a massage
On the first date? hwhat
>>34887031
>he allows his life to be ruled by emotion
Kill yourself.
go-karting
>>34886979
We are all gonna make it brah
>>34887029
>not having a fire pit in your backyard
>>34887042
>he doesn't know shit about the human brain and disregards the most essential processes for our survival
my fucking sides
>>34887039
PRO TIP: If she's agreed to a date with you, she likes you. The amount of time and effort women put into getting themselves ready, 3-4 outfit changes, talking to their friends about "this guy they're going on a date with" and probably facebook stalking in this day and age is an enormous investment. Don't be a fucking pussy and play it safe like every man out there. It's a win/win, either she agrees which means she's comfortable enough for you to put your hands on her and massage is the easiest way to get a woman turned on or she declines politely, which is fine and you can chase her up for a second date to show you really want to see her. Women respect male aggression (the correct definition of aggressive/aggression) not the boy who pussy foots around waiting for a green light to make a move. Be a man and make something happen, push things forward. At least that way you'll know who's keen to move things forward and who's just pandering for male attention.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34887161
You sound creepy af
>>34887239
Simple reply from a simple mind.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886071
>>34886785
2nding bonfire roasting hotdogs and cuddling on lawnchairs is 2comfy4me. Probably better to do in sumertime or else everyone's gonna be wearing frumpy sweatshirts and shit.
Also going to throw in trailriding as apposed to hiking, especially if she's not as fit as you. Bitches love animals and bitches love dudes that love animals so cuddle the fuck outta your horse if possible to activate her maternal instincts so she'll be more likely to ride your dick when she's done with the horse.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34887031
>gaming bar
Enjoying your fob sideways strange?
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34887031
>dude activities lmao
You can't even into comprehension, I bet she's already cheating on you, fucking sad case trying to lord over guys on a Nepalese Cave Painting forum.
>>34887031
>You didn't do what I did you fucking losers.
If you are happy with your shitty, failing relationship why try and shit on guys trying things? Go back to /v/ with your gaming bar bullshit you fucking idiot. I hope you throw yourself off a building once she lets you catch her fucking a nigger.
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886706
Please look to this for reference
>>34886049
Stop basing your identity around gymrat subculture, it will increase your success with women tenfold.
>>34887031
This guy gets it, just do whatever the fuck you want, as long as it works out.
>>34886739
I'm with this guy.
Physical activity is the best.
People calm down and focus which makes them more receptive to new people.
bowling is my default jam. My alley serves, so its bowling and getting drunk.
>>34886778
Chicks loves this shit man. Because this shit doesn't stop being fun, we're just told it does. If you lead her in, she sees you as a leader and someone who has fun. Then she leads you in.
To her vagina.
For sex.
>>34886049
Anything but coffee or a bar will without fail cause you to seem like an autist.
>>34887255
>simple reply from a simple mind
>>34887974
best post in this thread
>>34886817
Is this guy for real?
>>34886049
The locker room.
>>34887788
whats a forward operations base sideways strange
>>34886789
>>34889999
Mirin' dennis quads
>>34889999
This episode has to be one of the funniest things that has ever been on television
>>34890062
i remember being genuinely concerned about how creepy he got, what a weird episode
>>34886785
BRAND NEW WHIP FOR YOU NIGGAS LIKE SLAVERY
>>34886049
BEACH SON!!!!!
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34890062
What episode what show?
>>34886049
>not tucking the shirt in
>those cheap-as-fuck looking shoes
>axe
that image is perfect
as to your question OP, I'd say either
>bar
>hiking
>restaurant
or you could just go to a zoo....... so you can leave her with the chimps, am I right?!!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOL
>>34886706
This guy knows thats up
>>34886706
Devilish
hey this might seem autistic /fit/,
but how do you transition from being flirty with a grill to actually kissing them and shit. Im really good at the first part and then just spaz out when it comes to making a move, probably from lack of experience.
>>34886706
There is only one problem with lunch dates. If you two both start getting into each other you still have a timelimit either her going back to work, school or you having to do something. I've had to end the dates twice now because I didn't expect to engage so long with the girl
>took girl out to lunch for a date
>she actually wants to pay for herself
>we talk for a good while
>"uh anon we've been here for 2 hrs lol I gotta get back to school."
>talk on way as i drop her off
Shit didn't even feel that long. Just make sure to plan for going over time
I do lots of tinder and other dating. I only do bars. Dinner is too formal and the check is awkward. I tell the girls first rounds on me and you buy the next. Easy to leave if it's awkward and drinks make fucking easier. I'm not wasting time with a coffee date in the afternoon because I don't really want to get to know them or have a relationship after breaking up with my gains goblin gf. If you do go for it, I'm just trying to get my dick wet in as many 5-6s as I can. Peace, stay black.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
middle of a lake with a row boat and whiskey.
catch dinner by killing a bear, skinning it and preparing the pelt as a gift.
then cook the fish that it caught as you were catching it.
then wake up because you realize you were masturbating on the curl rack again
lads
>girl I know keeps making hints that she's single
>want to invite her over and ravage her pussy
>don't because I'm a beta faggot
w-what is the solution lads
>>34890806
invite her over aka stop being a pussy
>>34887239
And you're a needy pushover that needs to man up. Anon makes a great point, and although a massage may sound forward, having the balls to actually propose it is a huge turn on for women. Women LOVE confidence, probably as much as they love status. Show initiative.
>tfw coffee never works
>tfw older girl who can be my older sister escalates coffee to dinner
>tfw after rejecting me wants to meet me at the bar at late night
>Friday the 13th
>day after her late father's birthday
>we only made out and she bailed on me
Long story short take a bitch out to eat
>>34890806
Take her on a date? You know the solution, stop being a pussy
>>34886785
bitches fucking love bonfires
So how do you guys actually get a date in the first place ? My luck with women is just horrible. Just keep on trying until one says yes ?
>>34891097
tinder or via friend of friend
>>34886049
who the fuck cares take her somewhere you want to go where you will have fun if your enjoying yourself odds are she will enjoy being with you
unless your some autistic fuck who enjoys shoving m80s up ducks assholes or some shit i dont know you fuck you
>>34886049
Coffee, rocking climbing and then a lean pre-packaged meal
>why has no one said this yet
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886071
>bonfire
found the high school student
>>34890296
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 6, Episode 3
sounds like you're a pussy, why dont you just ravage yourself?
>>34891295
>>34890806
for you
>>34886979
We are all gonna make it brah
This is bad for first dates as it can come off a little creepy to the unfamiliar, but I've found shooting ranges make good 2nd and 3rd dates. Girls love danger, real or perceived, and if she isn't familiar with guns you get to play the teacher and safety instructor, putting you in a position of authority in her mind. Now, you obviously need to know what you're doing or this will backfire and you'll look incompetent (no sex for you).
Weapons are power, and power is sexy. Plus you will probably only shoot for an hour or so before she gets bored, so it leads nicely into dinner and drinks afterwards. If you have an arsenal bring 1 or two only, and if you don't most ranges rent guns. Archery range is a good alternative too, quiter and more relaxed.
Unless she is strongly anti gun, then drop it (and her imo).
>>34886106
>22 yo kissless virgin manlet according to our latest survey.
I didn't even take the survey and that's me on the nose.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34891376
>Unless she is strongly anti gun, then drop it (and her imo).
>USA intensifies
>>34891376
I'm Canadian, and was super anti-gun. Literally no one I know has a gun, you barely see them at all in Canada. I thought gun nuts were total retards.
Until 3-4 months ago, when 8-10 friends and I went to a gun range as part of a bachelor party celebration. I've gotta say, 1000x more fun than I thought. Shooting shotguns is by far the most fun thing ever. I'd love to go again desu senpai.
A few things though... 1) we weren't shooting for an hour, it was more like 5-10min each, about 40-50 bullets each. I'm not sure how that would go in a date, maybe with all the safety shit and prep it'll be an hour? 2) There was 1 staff guy always standing next to/behind us when we were taking turns shooting different guns, and the ones not shooting were behind some red line. And everyone wore those thick soundproof headsets.
All those things sound to me like it wouldn't make for a good date, unless maybe it was just that specific range I went to, and others operate differently? Plus I can't really imagine bringing a grill to a range and the staff/instructor is all over her teaching her.
>>34891458
Ok that's fair, it was a bit of an american post, but I was talking about dating from the perspective of looking for a lifelong partner, and for me self reliance is important. I couldn't respect someone who refuses to know how to defend themselves. If you think differently or are just looking for a quick fuck and don't care, that doesn't apply. That's why I said in my opinion
>>34891486
The ranges I've gone to don't usually instruct you unless you are doing something unsafe, depends on the range I suppose.
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
Were all gonna make
It brah
>>34891258
Is that the home makeover episode?
>>34887255
Fedora.jpeg
You're an ugly 16 yr old nerd
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
Go out to play pool/billiards. I'm serious.
Women don't care who's good at it and it breaks the ice a bit. you can have a few beers and taunt/flirt with each other so you have some shit to small talk about
>>34886761
Man... I used to have a gf who actually had a personality and her own fucking interests.
Every woman I've tried since acts like a needy retard and can't talk seriously about themselves at all. It's like they want to just be an accessory and a fuck toy. Which might be fine if they were hot enough...
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34889999
WITNESSED
>>34891857
People without hobbies or interests are terrible to be around, no drive or passion. I dated a girl like that once, never again. Current girlfriend is a cardiobunny, obsessed with running a from scratch cooking. It's healthy to share hobbies (not co-opt them completely) so I run with her, and she lets me take her camping. Obviously everyone loves good food so you should always share that.
Speaking of which, a good date no one has brought up is have her over to cook a healthy meal together! Lots of interaction and a good way to display value. Plus you discover if she's worthless in the kitchen right off the bat (even bigger no-go than anti-gun, again imo).
No boiled chicken breasts, /fit/, you may need to stretch your macros for one evening.
>>34889999
>>34892099
>9999
>99
SHINY AND CHROME
>>34890806
just fucking do it brah
that way you can have an answer and stop agonizing over it
>be me
>go on awesome date with girl from tinder
>we agree to go out again next week
>she texts me after the date asking if I made it home alright
>I tell her I look forward to our next date
>she agrees
Fuck anons IM going out of town for the next four days and I want to text her. Please brehs give me the strength not to text her till I get back
>>34892109
>No boiled chicken breasts, /fit/, you may need to stretch your macros for one evening.
any ideas/recipe links for a meal to make together? keep in mind im a boiled chicken guy, so something with 20 ingredients will be over my head
>>34891705
The boat one, with the tasty treats.
>>34892156
Steak, mashed potatoes, and broccoli is a solid choice. Pasta is easy and you can add whatever you guys like. Stuffed peppers are fun, you can put damn near anything in them and bake them. My girlfriend has a huge boner for the site 100 days of real food, they are all pro organic and shit but the recipes are pretty simple and a good intro to from-scratch cooking, they usually have shortcut tips for if you don't want to make your own whatever weird ingredient too.
>girl
>>34892270
thanks bro, i'll try this. sounds pretty good tbhfam, get to do something with grill and get food at the same time.
you don't think it'll succumb to >>34886739 where
>if you guys eat, even something small, a thin qt woman will bloat up, even slightly and feel self-conscious making sex less possible
>>34892270
Ex chef here
Don't fucking do steak and mashed potatoes.
One reason is your mashed potatoes will probably be lumpy and taste like shit. the second reason is its fucking simple and boring and doesn't impress anyone.
If you want to impress a girl make her something ethnic like butter chicken.
It's fast and easy and you will get her pussy wet because she will think you know a lot about cooking. Butter chicken is my go to meal to make and girl and it always work
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
One of those Monglian restaurants where you chose the ingredients and load up your bowl and they chop it all up and fry it in front of you.
>>34892399
>ethnic
My white stomach couldn't handle that. There's nothing sexy about gurgling stomach noises and ass spraying mayhem.
>>34892467
butter chicken is one of the mildest "ethic" dishes you could possibly have.
>>34886785
bro, do you even bonfire ?
>>34886049
last date I went on went bar foor drinks from 8-11, I was talking about the autists in the grocery store late at night so we walked around the grocery store for an hour and made fun of people. Then we got coffee and talked from 1230-2. 6 hour date, shes awesome. Second date was dinner, made chocolate covered bananas at her place, dipped my banana in her. Cuddled all night.
>>34892544
>Cuddled all night.
shouldn't be bragging about that, basically just screaming you're a beta
>>34892627
because i'm not afraid of being intimate in more ways than dick in vagina?
>>34892648
are you asking me?
cause you sound like an insecure beta tbhfam. "im not afraid of being intimate" lmfao drop the cuddling before she starts pegging you
>>34892668
sorry, forgot I was on /fit/ my experience must not be relatable, enjoy your no love
>>34892707
>already loving a grill off tinder after your 2nd date
>cuddling her all night when she wants to sleep
>b e t a
just stop pls.
>>34892668
>Before she starts pegging you
>Implying that's not Anon's objective
>>34892707
fuck off and never come back you fuckng NORMIE!
>>34886049
More like a divorced middle aged Italian starter pack.
I got out of a 2 year relationship with a gains goblin who gained weight, developed a panic disorder, constantly tried to snoop on me and keep tabs on me so I've been on all the dating sites and it's been going pretty good.
Go on probably 15 dates, slept with half then told them I don't want anything serious at all and 2 were cool with that. I really dislike women and commitment after my gf so it's nice to have 2 fwb when I want to cum or go out and still do me the rest of the time.
>>34886706
This is pretty strong advice. A few things I would add:
>Don't worry about trying to escalate to sex or anything straight after this date. After the date suggest meeting up another time.
>This makes it feel less pressure on her and it also makes you look less desperate and it also builds tension. the second date is where you start to escalate.
>>34891376
/k/ pls
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886853
ayyyy
But yeah, this guy is literally talking about raping women in the woods.
>>34886106
Jokes on you I kissed a girl on her cheek
>>34890559
I always wait to be alone with her first. I can't pick social queues consciously, but I guess I can do it subconsciously. Once I start singing kiss the girl from that crab faggot on the little mermaid in my mind, I go for it.
We're all gonna make it brah.
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
Well I can only speak for myself, but I'm taking a girl on a hike this weekend. It will be our first date. I've taken another girl on a hike as a first date before and it went well. Saw her a few times after, and ended pretty amicably.
>>34890156
MOVE WHITE GIRL'S LIKE THERE'S COKE UP MY ASSCRACK
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34893937
Your little sister doesn't count.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
Wtf is your pic....
>Small amounts of pomade NOT GEL
>Decent Tee, not flashy
>Nice kicks, not dressy
>Cologne that you bought online for 60 bucks, not AXE
>Gum
>Bring her to a decent gastro-pub
>>34886049
> axe, ever
> not wearing red, bitches love a man that can wear red like the devil himself
> jeans, ever
> covering up your crotch with an un-tucked shirt
> those horrid cuffs
> wintermint
> spic mode hair
> gel
> no watch
> no undershirt
> those shoes
Might as well wear sneakers. Hell, I do it, size 14 feet, and nobody cares.
For the first date probably a movie and all you can eat Sushi bar where I know the japs. Second date, hiking the delaware water gap, taking that bitch for a close encounter with a bear (I grew up with the bears... really, we cool). Third date, expensive restaurant + city walk, beat up a homeless person, followed by netflix & sex.
If she's too afraid to go up in the mountains and deep in the woods with a strange guy then she's a waste of time.
>>34895664
The whole point of the picture is to make fun of people like that you autismo dipshit.
>>34895685
Mad.
>>34889999
>>34895685
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886049
hair plugs?
>>34890559
When you feel you should kiss her you should. When you think Kiss you've got 2 seconds before the moments gone.
>>34891458
No.
he right
>>34886706
why is this reply getting so much praise? This advice is shit for getting laid. "hurrr go during the day so you can bail when your aspergers acts up" wtf is this bullshit? playing it safe will not get results.
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34887161
This.
The sooner you find out if she wants you or your attention, the sooner you can move forward with her or walk away. Saves you a lot of wasted time over analyzing every word/gesture she makes towards you.
>>34890074
you sound like a bitch
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>tinder
How long did it start taking you guys to have matches come in?
I've had it for about 24 hours and nothing so far, though I think I'm being picky.
>or maybe I'm not attractive
>>34887039
>went drinking with girl
>invited her back to mine
>offered massage
>banged her
shit's working, just don't be a fucking autist about it
>>34896980
swipe right on everyone and everything, then unmatch the ones you dont like.
>>34887879
>>34887910
Holy shit, what is your problem? I just thought it was funny that someone took someone a date to a fucking bounce park of all places. I even said right there that I love you guys. Was in no way meant to be malicious.
>>34897050
That's being mean to other people, senpai.
Not doing that.
>reading through this thread
>realizing I'll never make it
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34895536
Wtf are you gay?
The Op pic is GOAT and it never failed me.
>>34895664
Wow another gay nigga with no sense of real fashion, lmao with your gay red, what are you, 12?
>>34886979
we're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah
>>34886979
We're all gonna make it brah!!
