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>>34884960
So many people need to learn that the authentic way too cook the barbell is Al Dente, or "To the tooth".
>>34884960
>tsunami bar
Disgusting desu
>>34884999
>tfw no qt pl gf
>>34884966
>crab walks with bands around knees and warm sets of squats with band around knees.
I've also incorporated some bands into my squat warmup.
https://youtu.be/_UA4YEQx0Dk?t=6m
Feel free to borrow this proprietary banded squat technique :) (featured at end of squat hell video).
>>34885034
I need to get my hands on some bands.
>>34885034
It's called the Squatshot, and Mark Bell owns the rights to it.
>>34885034
>Westside4raw.webm
I've started doing an assistance exercise I've never seen but it's simple as fuck. I just put a band around my knees and sit into an unweighted squat for sets of 10-15 seconds trying my hardest to keep my knees out against the band. It's made a noticeable difference in eliminating knee valgus in my squat.
>>34885030
women never look good in this sport. prove me wrong
post a single female lifter who is attractive
>protip:
>Y O U C A N ' T
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back to reddit with you white knight cuk
>>34885054
>get my hands on some bands
>>34885061
>Mark Bell owns the rights to it.
I don't care what anyone says, he's an adorable bear of a man :) He can marked my butt any day.
>>34885064
>I just put a band around my knees and sit into an unweighted squat for sets of 10-15 seconds trying my hardest to keep my knees out against the band. It's made a noticeable difference in eliminating knee valgus in my squat.
No joke, it's like magic. It's like when a lightning bug learns to light up it's ass for the first time.
Good tips, and bands aren't that expensive.
Sweet dreams, fellas.
Need to recover from all this Smolov. Last week of school for 3 weeks. Baby is coming any day now.
>inb3 sean
Have a nice night.
>>34885097
>>34885097
>>34884966
>imagining going to my gym and seeing Avon crab walking with bands around his knees
>>34885104
>Baby is coming any day now.
Luck
>>34885136
>BarbieBarbell.com
Wank pls
>>34885143
The guys love to chirp me for "fucking the foam roller" and doing the chris duffin hip thrusts.
>>34885097
wat?
>>34885189
meant for >>34885145
>>34885034
w2c shorts?
>>34885198
>>34885189
ok, I don't know how i fucked this up twice >>34885160
>>34885160
>>34885160
>>34885160
top lmao
>used to more volume than boris memeko has me doing
>still weak as fuck
>>34885189
>>34885198
>>34885210
your a small guy
Anyone else have to take their shirts off when eating really rich food?
Just had a beef and rice bowl in front of my pc, fancying a wank until I got sweaty af and had to disrobe
>>34885223
t-thanks
This heavier week of sheiko actually went pretty well. 85% benches were cake, 85% squats were cake, 85% deadlifts were 67% cake. I fucking misgrooved my 2nd set of 3 so bad it was ridiculous. Besides that everything is feeling good and nothing hurts. Happy as a clam desu.
>>34885220
>not doing Smolov plus GVT
Not gonna make it.
>>34885238
125x125
Fuck.
I posted this last thread but posting again
for the next 8 week cycle my coach has us doing two RSRs in a row to increase squats, but that seems like a little inefficient to me
my squat is a little pathetic so it's a priority
>>34885246
three reds
>>34885246
i have never understood how a spotter is able to help with a squat heaver than 1pl8
>>34885249
Does seem inefficient desu
>>34885249
convince him to stretch it to 12 weeks and sheiko desu
do you guys consider yourselves superior to olympic lifters in olympic lifting general?
>>34885274
I've saved more than a few 400+ & 500+ squats. You put your hands around their chest and pull them up, nothing hard about it.
>>34885284
No and neither should they feel superior to us.
>>34885274
when you fail you don't suddenly go from 100 to 0. it takes 100% force to move the weight and maybe you're only putting out 95% and the spotter gives you that little push to get you up.
Why haven't more WLers tried to crossover into PL?
It seems like they could have our squats in da beg
>>34885284
No. That's ridiculous.
>>34885249
Don't let your brain get between you and your coach m8. You gotta trust him/her completely.
>>34885315
>Why dont people from a sport where you can get paid to train and have the chance of winning olympic medals switch to a sport with neither.
>>34885284
No, i actually mire a lot of them.
And i'd like to think that some of them mire us.
>>34885300
>habitually shrugs it up on the last rep
>>34885315
They enjoy WLing more. Why don't more Rugby players cross over into American Football? Or vice-versa for that matter?
>>34885346
>Why don't more Rugby players cross over into American Football?
because american football players are the genetic top elite of planet earth
>>34885346
>Or vice versa
Eh, that's an easy one - who would give up crazy paychecks playing the most popular sport in their country to move to another part of the world and play something no one back home cares about?
>>34885293
>>34885300
i guess. just seems like you're at a really awkward angle, basically squatting weight that's like a foot in front of you. i usually just go down to the safety bars if i can't get the weight up.
>because american football players are the genetic top elite of planet earth
get out of my fucking sight
>In regard to combined (squat, bench press, and deadlift) powerlifting total, as of 2015 she held the male world record in the 220 lb. weight class with 2,551 lbs (composed of 738 pound bench press, 810 pound deadlift and 1003 pound back squat) and the fifth highest total for the 242 lb. male weight class.[1]
>>34885397
>>34885414
>All football players are in the NFL
How can Americans be so stupid all the time? I mean, I love you guys more than any other country, but fuck you are always so impressively dumb.
>>34885451
Nobody gives a fuck about shitty canadaball
![1447302239911[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MSgs7Jw.png "1447302239911[1].png")
lads...
>>34885451
>context is hard
We were talking about this in relation to weightlifters having a chance to win a medal FFS. Why would we disregard the endgame for those actually talented at their sport?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQf3htBsVMk
Is it just me or does this guy not do full reps?
>>34885460
See? He lacked the reading comprehension to even figure out what I was saying!
>>34885478
A lot of very good benchers cut their reps short. Spoto, Hoornstra, Kendall, etc. Saves wear and tear on their elbows and that crowd generally doesn't have issues with lockouts.
>>34885470
Why does the Whitepages say that number is a gym in NY?
>>34885476
>We were talking about this in relation to weightlifters having a chance to win a medal FFS.
What? We were talking about why more weightlifters don't cross over into powerlifting. Where was the skill of that weightlifter ever implicated? So I don't know where this assumption of only talking about elite level athletes came from.
>>34885502
You're allowed to do that?
>>34885502
>Spoto, Hoornstra, Kendall
I'm not finding them on goodlift...
>>34885502
are any benchers superior to this negro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg9m4ZVmKQI
its been a while
feeling pretty miserable.
i'm pretty stoked with the squat PR, REALLY happy with bench despite not hitting a PR, but the more time i dwell on it, the more disgruntled i'm becoming with the turnouts of deadlift.
I'm very displeased that i cannot maintain even a half decent position on heavy reps, when in the past this has been the only thing i was good at.
Avon, thinking about it more i'm actually more confused and think theres a higher chance youre right and i shouldnt change anything. this stems from looking at this picture. in this picture, i didnt eat, fucked up and cut WAY too much weight, over water cut in addition, then got no sleep the night before the meet.
my back looks very similar to now, which leads me to believe maybe, the fatigue is the problem.
BUT if that is the case, thats even WORSE, because none of the deadlift volume I've put in has been beneficial, at all. None of my deadlifts in the last 5+ weeks have been good, period. every one of them has had this shitty hip position, no hamstrings or glutes and all lower back.
If thats the only way i've trained, there's not going to be any real addition to the movement even if I did clean it up.
very, very disgruntled right now.
For comparison of back roundedness ( especially upper back )
https://www.instagram.com/p/99b_IVTH2Y/?taken-by=norsefat
>>34885515
I assumed the first guy:
>>34885315
was echoing the often voiced sentiment that elite weightlifters could break squat records. Then Avon brought up the matter of olympic medals in this post:
>>34885335
And if we're talking about team sports, it's going to be pro level, college level where they're trying to go pro which generally rules out playing multiple sports given the specialization that's par for the course these days, or, frankly, people just fucking around (which is sports in general, but that's neither here nor there). I assumed we weren't talking about intramural grabass leagues, but you know what they say happens when you assume.
>>34885567
This is 110000% not intended as a bully, but...
have you considered that you've gained weight and fucked your shit up? gut size can hurt your starting position really badly for conventional
>>34885567
Just wait till you max out again after you've tapered off the volume, you'll probably hit a PR once you recover from the fatigue.
>>34885526
Spoto, Sarychev, and Mendelson AFAIK.
>>34885517
>You're allowed to do that?
I'm talking about training lifts.
>>34885567
I don't know if it's fair to hinge the efficacy on such a wide scoped training as Sheiko, on one training day. Stick with it mate. Even attempting a 700 dl is impressive and as Meatloaf said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T9UQ4FBVXI
So how good is rippletits form
>>34885587
Who /WillBuyFO4AfterAyearOnceItsHalfItsPriceAndBugfree/ here?
>>34885594
listen to rippe as a novice
stop listening to rippe after that
>>34885594
>18:35
Fuck no, thank you kindly.
>>34885621
but there is no 35
>>34885599
I'll probably buy around christmas for these general reasons.
>Bethesda game
>bug free
>>34885567
Just pick a thing and do it. Whats the number one rule in sheiko? TRUST THE PROGRAM.
>>34885628
That's what it said in the split second before starting, and that's as long as I stuck around.
You know I've been benching with with shoulder width grip basically. I think it's time for a change.
>>34885579
yup. i have actually. but i'm not sold on the idea yet.
i have put thought into it though.
>>34885583
I genuinely dont believe that. i've gained faith in volume, truly have. but i think theres other factors with my deadlift.
>>34885590
I am not basing it on one day.
I've been saying for a few weeks now that, while nervous for skills test, I actually had some confidence in good things for bench and squat, but deadlift did NOT seem like a good outlook.
Today to me was the final test of that. if you watch any of my deadlift posts from over the last few weeks, there is nothing but rounded back, zero hamstring, shit setup deadlifts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/9zvcaOTH6l/?taken-by=norsefat
https://www.instagram.com/p/9jzecATH5J/?taken-by=norsefat
https://www.instagram.com/p/9ZNmqizH4f/?taken-by=norsefat
https://www.instagram.com/p/8rB60iTH_E/?taken-by=norsefat
the magnitude of the defect is no where near as large but it is undeniably there, and I have been making notes of it in my own head, completely aside from watching video.
I have strong inclination in my head that my deadlifts have been a stricly downward trend lately.
>>34885642
this is making me very unsettled.
>>34885648
>I have strong inclination in my head that my deadlifts have been a stricly downward trend lately.
gonna go full bro here
but it's all in your head bro, especially for deadlifts. have you tried approaching every session with unwavering positivity and ego?
>>34885648
Well at least see how it goes when you re-test your maxes like it's supposed to be in the program after your skills test.
You panic way too often lad
>>34885594
I like listening to Rippetoe talk. I owe him a lot. But I think I really important quote is this
>But we're not competitive powerlifters. We're just benching to get strong
>>34885648
>mfw these look better than my normal deadlifts
I should probably learn how to pull sometime.
>>34885648
Work at figuring it out. Grab your nuts and push through and stop convincing yourself a bad outcome is imminent. Next deadlift session get your deadlift right at the low weights and maybe do more warm up sets to try to maintain that form to working sets. But again JUST FUCKING TRUST THE PROGRAM.
>norse pep talk #382
>>34885614
absolutely retarded
either take the advice to heart or don't listen at all
the mechanics of a lift don't change once you stop being a novice
only thing that's relevant to a change in form (assuming you learned it properly in the first place) is whether you're in competition or not
dumb fuck
What grip do you guys generally use? Wide or close?
>>34885672
>You panic way too often lad
true.
but my concern is that i'll be retrying my maxes by fucking pulling everything with my lower back.
like i did today. and every day on sheiko.
>>34885666
>>34885666
>but it's all in your head bro
lol its on video
>>34885707
will do cap
>>34885648
>I have strong inclination in my head that my deadlifts have been a stricly downward trend lately.
I think, and I'm not bullying here, your attitude may be fucking you lad. Take a breath, trust your training, and remember there's always tomorrow.
>>34885720
No seriously next time take twice as many warm up sets. I shit you not it'll help. I get this sometimes on my squat.
>>34885720
>lol its on video
It's only a video of what you think happened. I bet if you got video of what actually happened it would be fine.
>>34885710
Went from comically narrow to pretty wide and haven't looked back
>>34885732
no, i took you serious. i've been doing it on squats constantly. it makes a world of difference.
>>34885734
i literally just posted them.
the videos are in this thread lol
>>34885730
dunno.
>>34885709
>the mechanics of a lift don't change once you stop being a novice
I disagree.
I can only speak in regards to Starting Strength, but the mechanics of the lifts in the book are all about getting the most bang for your buck when training, most range of motion, biggest return for effort.
When we become more advanced, and begin to train competitively, we shift our focus to abusing the rules within our sport, and change our training approach appropriately.
>>34885761
>dunno.
I do lad. I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RksFhgayhtY
>>34885761
>i literally just posted them.
>the videos are in this thread lol
Yes, but your negative perception warped the recording, and those videos are inherently inaccurate as a result.
>>34885757
How narrow is comically narrow? Shoulder?
Gotta say lads, late night plg is really comfy besides watching big Aaron tear himself apart. Gives me hope for our future together plg.
Night night family
>>34885793
good night lads
thanks for
>>34885773
>>34885789
Yeah, deadlift width.
>>34885773
This is making me laugh, thanks anon
>>34885802
Sleep well lad. I'm excited to see an instagram post of you ripping that 700 off the ground.
>>34885802
>>34885806
>>34885806
...
I'll never rave as hard as that blissed out motherfucker right there
what am i lifting for...
>>34885793
>Gotta say lads, late night plg is really comfy besides watching big Aaron tear himself apart
right?
it's like watching my father break down all over again tbqh
and my older brother, probably my uncle that killed himself too.
>>34885763
we are not really in disagreement here, which is why i said
>only thing that's relevant to a change in form (assuming you learned it properly in the first place) is whether you're in competition or not
and by "the mechanics of a lift don't change once you stop being a novice" i mean people do not stop being affected by gravity once they end the novice phase. a different bench form won't suddenly become more efficient for moving a bar through space when a man becomes intermediate
>When we become more advanced, and begin to train competitively, we shift our focus to abusing the rules within our sport
that's true but those are abuses of technique. there's no reason why a lifter can't use the most efficient form for gaining strength in training, while fiddling with the nuances of technique that gives him the biggest numbers in competition. since strength is the single most important factor in factor in powerlifting, that's what people should, and already do. it's not unheard of to use one lifting form in training and to use another form in a meet that allows you to pull more weight.
>>34885954
>it's not unheard of to use one lifting form in training and to use another form in a meet that allows you to pull more weight.
literally who does this
>>34885993
many people.
for example a lot of guys highbar off-season and switch to lowbar when comp comes around
>>34886009
names?
>>34885954
Actually it quite often does shift - efficiency of technique has a lot to do with mobility, ROM, the strength of varying muscle groups and proportions of various muscle groups. All of which are subject to change as a lifter goes through his progression.
The most common being that bench grip tends to go out as a lifter goes up in weight classes - especially for taller lifters, who need to pack on a lot of mass before they shorten the ROM enough to get around the shoulder stress and lack of leverage off the chest they get when a lanky fucker tries to bench wide.
>>34886009
"when comp comes around" often means "starting twelve or sixteen weeks out". Almost no-one who shifts main exercises won't use the actual comp lifts when training for a meet.
I JUST WANNA BE GOOD AT POWERLIFTING, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?? IT SEEMS SO
>>34886045
Wanna get good?
Step listening to plg, start doing overhead press again, pick a program which you like and allows you to progress and learn for, in your spare time. There's load of books on the dropbox which will help. Bench especially.
After you've picked a programme you can progress on, stay with it for as long as possible, try to go a full year before switching.
There you go you are now a strong power lifter
>bw 90kg
>dl 150kg
Whats a realistic goal for november 2016?
>>34886093
200+ ez lad
>>34886093
180kg MAX if you have good genetics
Why are girls obsessed with the colour pink?
>>34886119
sounds reasonable, around 5kg a month
>>34886129
Ruseman?? 30kg / 12 = 2.5 per month
>>34886093
155kg
>>34886093
Fucked if we know.
I've seen guys go from 150 to 250 in a year. I've also seen guys do things right and spend ages stalled around 180. I couldn't give an accurate estimate even if I knew all the details, and your BW and current max is a long way from all the details.
Is it necessary to switch your hand grip when pulling with mixed grip? When I grip the bar with my left hand underhand it causes my body to tilt left due to scoliosis and my form goes all to hell. I'd rather not pull with that way at all.
>>34886161
While its normally considered desirable, I'd say scoliosis is pretty much the definition of a special case when it comes to deadlifting.
>>34886161
it doesn't matter
just make sure to only use mixed grip on your topset
1 month stats:
bw: ~67kg
bp: 5x65kg -> ~75.8kg 1rm
sq: 5x100kg -> ~116.7kg 1rm
dl: 5x130kg -> ~151.7kg 1rm
how's it looking lads? will I see just as constant gains in my 2nd month?
>>34886169
lamar gant used his scoliosis to his advantage, maybe he can too
>>34886182
how did you get put 75.8, 116.7, or 151.7 kgs on the bar?
>>34886227
It's an estimated 1rm hence the ~
real 1rm could be higher or lower, but I haven't tested it, and probably won't until after a few months when the weight is heavy enough for me to use up a session or 2
>>34886227
microplates obviously, my gym has 10 100g plates
>>34886241
oh by the -> i assumed you meant you went from 5x65kg to before the month to 75.8x1kg after the month. you still have quite a bit of linear gains to come, friend.
>>34886276
yeah I kinda felt I should have put 'or' or something
anyways, that's good news, thanks
>>34886182
We have almost exactly the same stats and ive been lifting for a year and weigh 87kg
LADS I'm facing a dilemma here and need help.
>>34886394
bounce it
>>34886394
Don't bother them, just make some more toast.
>>34886397
I'm in a phase right now where it always comes crashing down, but it never hurts inside. I feel so empty
>>34886394
>>34886397
i wish i understood this meme
>>34886407
and this meme
>>34886443
>autismo guy wants to make toast
>scared because flatmates are in the kitchen
>cries to us because he can't leave his room when his flatmates are there
>we make fun of him
what's there not to understand?
>when children don't keep up with board/general meta
>>34886450
i just didn't know the backstory at all.
What's with the guy bouncing his gfs head?
>you will never see lean, jacked and tan filip
he has the genetics to be aesthetic as fuck, why does he squander them?
>>34886466
he bounced his gf's head of the floor obviously
>>34886466
>>34886443
They're both sean characters.
>>34886485
nah
>>34886468
>OUTTA MY WAY LOW BF FUCKING SHITS
sean is literally a kek
>>34886499
I know, he's the funniest guy around
>>34886499
i am not
>you will never be held like this
>>34886544
My gf holds me like this all the time. Also what the fuck is a patio?
Why do people like this exist? This is probably one of the reasons why people don't take powerlifting seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSkBM8XTNdk
>>34886627
They're just guys having fun in their hobby. Very iron lyfe but nothing wrong with that. If you get agitated by watching other people have problem then you're the problem, not them.
>>34886663
But he's a super serious guy and he and his interests need to be taken super seriously all the time and held in high esteem by other super serious people.
>>34886093
260
>>34886627
its a bit of fun between lads
theyre all jacked and strong too
>>34886663
Yeah.
I think the point at which you can no longer tolerate a bit of fun in your hobby is the point at which its time to walk away. We're picking things up and putting them down again, not curing cancer or some shit.
>>34886825
sounds kinda homoerotic when you put it like that
>>34886845
Its not a serious gym unless there's some level of homoeroticism - joking or otherwise - going on at least some of the time.
>>34886851
like two 250kg benchers
>>34886663
I'm all for having fun. It's just the iron4lyfe attitude and the I'm better than you/tough guy attitude that got to me.
>>34886872
>I'm better than you
I don't think that was implied in the video. Maybe you're insecure about it and that's what makes you rage (honest assumption, not trying to mock you).
Fallout 4 is overrated as fuck, I honestly don't understand the hype. It's a downgraded skyrim with no mods yet.
>>34886045
Trip on Isley
>>34886410
Happens to me too lad, best medicine is to chill with friends and distract yourself with work/school/lifting or all 3. Just do your best and you'll forget whatever your feeling bad about.It's helped me alot these last couple o weeks
Overhead press is a good lift. I don't know why it gets so much hate.
>>34887151
It doesn't get hate
But why wouldn't you do more bench press instead?
>>34887171
Shoulder health stability and mobility that the bench press doesnt provide
Ive been missing pressing and my shoulders feel like shit lately
>>34885030
Wank I came to the heavy weights room today you weren't there, just meet me on the track and I'll kick your ass
>>34887171
Doing it as an assistance exercise for bench is great. And it's a fun lift. I won't claim my bench shot up to the sky ever since I did ohp, but I've managed to process faster as I put in more ohp.
I'm against the whole "stalling in an exercise? Just do it more" ideology you seem to incorporate in your training.
>>34887203
>ideology
sorry m8 it is science. volume=gains
being sick is so annoying. I'm too fucking tired to even play vidya. the worst is that i'm in the middle of sheiko so i dunno what to do desu
>>34887212
It is possibly to make excellent gains without lots of volume
>>34887203
I hate this idea that 'carryover' is instant gains
Stability and it feeling more comfy is important too
>>34887219
>unironically doing sheiko
You made your bed
>>34887219
You go and warm up, if you dont feel dead you do your first couple of sets
If you start dying then get a pump to get a sweat on and raise blood flow then go home and sleep/rehydrate
>>34886627
How come those guys, who roid and are heavier than Jesse Norris and John Haack, aren't as strong as them?
So i broke up with my gf and decided to do smolov, my max before was 170kgs. Today is my last day on the base cycle so how much should i expect to max next week?
No failed workouts or reps so far.
Recently been getting buttwink on my squats..
allot of hamstring and glute work needs to be done with ALLOT of lowerback work..
whats the best exercise for this? i need hamstring and lowerback strength espically for deadlifts, but i cant let my squat suffer. should i do goodmornings ALONG with RDL's or is only one necessary? if so, which one?
>>34887287
Are you squatting lower than you have to?
Just went to a CWS seminar. Was really good to see him in person and hear what he has to say about programming and peaking. They guy sure knows how to perform on the platform!
>>34887278
>breaks up with gf
>does smolov
You sure do you like to break yourself down anon :^)
>>34887278
No failed workouts?
So you did 167.5kg for 10x3?
195kg.
>>34887300
nope. thats what is worrying me, it only happended recently, im going maybe 1.5inches below parallel.
>>34885274
Spotter makes it to touch your ass with his dick, not to help.
>He doesn't do 3x pause bench
time to hop on the single mother train lads
>>34887328
It means that your posterior chain is too strong compared to your anterior and is also too tight
>>34887442
Imagine if gender roles were reversed and we lived in a world where dudes posted their asses on instagram, and women commented on them saying they're hot.
Lads help scared of going to the guym today.
>>34887449
really. i thought it was my posterior was to weak, because ive been getting a slight pelvic titlth. what exercises can i do?
>>34887457
your ass is just not good enough
>>34887473
Pelvic tilt is indicative of a posterior chain that is overdeveloped in comparison to the anterior
Stretch the ever living fuck out of your hamstrings and lower back and hip flexors and strengthen your abs
>>34887457
I would feel extremely gay posing like that and putting my ass on display essentially saying "fuck me in it"
>>34887312
She broke up with me desu, it lets me channel the tfwnogfs into my squats.
>>34887327
Last 10x3 today so wish me luck
>>34887470
What are you afraid of my fellow goyim? It's just weights!
>>34887489
Thanks bruh ill add in some weighted planks.
whats the best stretch for my hip flexors and my hamstrings and lowerback?
also should i do GM or RDLs? 2x a week?
>>34887511
But they are heavy as fuck and I didn't rest enough and have doubts if I can finish muh workout.
>>34887512
There's a "how to fix lordosis" image macro around that I'm sure youll see, that has eseentially everything you need in terms of stretching
What's your programming looking like rn senpai?
>>34887529
Let the weights guide you goyim. Do not be afraid of the weights, they're your friend. Kiss the weights after every set and thank them for doing business with you.
>>34887562
Shalom rabbi senpai I understand now
>>34887511
>those cheeks
>explosivevomiting.webm
>>34887561
4 day TM desu
m bench vm
w squat vm and RDLs
t Bench intensity + speed work
f ID squat and deadlift.
i throw in pullups and chinups and tricep/chest assistance aswell.. should i do GM isntead of RDLs?
Weightlifters are better athletes than powerlifters because they're more explosive.
Debate me.
>>34887634
true, they're also more mobile
>>34887634
I disagree. Abosulte strength and explosive strength are incomparable. Think about lifting a grocery bag. The powerlifter would pull it slowly, while the weight lifted would use leg drive and speed to bring it up. Both are valid and 'athletic', just a different way to lift the same grocery bag.
>>34887634
Wanna see a photo of my budgie? Her name is Pear because when she puffs up she is sorta like a pear. She isn't scared of anything, even of my cat. Sometimes she goes berserk on me and runs up my hand biting.
>>34887648
Wank why did you give up on your dream to become a panda desu
gf just sent me this lads
>>34887810
tfw no asien girlfriend who lifts.
>>34887810
Dump her cheating ass now
>>34887810
Eeeeew, imagine using that pen afterwards
>>34887805
How do i into panda mode
Lads, gonna contact my ex and tell her to hit me up if she wants to hang out or something to be honest
>>34886498
But thats not a fucking shit :(
>>34887922
Bodorio, what's your opinion about immigrants?
>>34887893
Bulk more and grow black and white fur I guess
>>34887911
I just want to say i clicked on the recently posted pictures on the front. I clicked at your pepe. Just want to say im here for you love
>about 30 min after lifting
>get some kind of pain in my tooth
>toothache/jaw pain
>never feel this feeling in any other situation
>only get it about 30 min after lifting
anybody have this kind of experience?
Its on my upper left molar region.
It goes away about 30 min after the onset.
>>34888010
But that Pepe is not rare at all friend, why were you so drawn to it?
>>34888022
This sometimes happens to me if I've got any tightness in my traps, it radiates to the jaw.
>>34888022
buy a mouthpiece
I had the same thing and appearantly I bite down really fucking hard when lifting
Who here /existentialcrisis/
>>34888050
Isley
>>34888050
I'm over it, maybe I could help with yours?
>shitposters aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
With respect Master Wayne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the 4chan. They were trying to buy the loyalty of trip leaders by bribing them with precious (you)'s. But their PLG General was being raided by a shitposter named Sean. So we went looking for the (you)'s. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a (you) the size of a tangerine. The shitposter had been throwing them away.
>So why shitpost?
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>34887998
Be more specific
>>34888067
>>34888050
Pls help crisising hard here
>>34888050
14/88 GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
SWEDEN FOR SWEDES
>>34888101
Where does it hurt?
who watching 105kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_OPo41Ptg
>>34888095
Whats your opinion about people from a different ethnicity coming to your country to work overseas?
>>34888105
It just literally feels like I'm on an alien planet.
>>34888127
For work?
Nothing wrong with that at all lad
>>34888134
Why do you hate .NET
>>34888128
Well, the world is a wild and strange beast indeed.
Though we try as good as we can, to deprive it of order, one must try as one can to recognize the tremendous beauty of existence, as all things beautiful stems from the good. If one allows oneself to see it, one will see that all existence is good.
Thus you necessarily must be good, as you are a fundamental, irreplaceable, unique part of this great complexity.
>>34888128
You need more dank memes.
having a really good day today lads
hope everything works out for me later on
>>34888188
Same here friend, have had a smile on my face all day.
Here's a nice album to enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrtSwfUm9hU
I have the best bench in PLG
AMA
>>34885993
ed coan mainly used conventional deadlift form in training but used a sumo stance when his deadlift numbers started going up
>>34885993
Dietmar has tons of that stuff.
>>34888282
Ed coans was more of a semi sumo hybrid style pull
Feet only just outside arms, worked well for his leverages
Alcohol doesn't help, gf doesn't help, meds don't help, lifting doesn't help, judo doesn't help, little fuzzy friends don't help, friends don't help, cognitive therapy doesn't help, life is literally torture, it literally hurts to live, to sleep, to wake up, I guess I might as well pretend it's just a normal thing at this point because there are no highs anymore, just a constant painful low, so I'm a normie now since that's normal for me.
>>34888282
>>34888296
ed coan is dumb and nobody should listen to him or mimic anything he did
>>34888306
Pro-tip: A leap.
>>34888306
Do you think there is a cause of your pain? Perhaps a fundamental way you are living your life that is causing you to have these feelings?
a psychic told me my ankles would be sprained.
when are my ankles going to get sprained?
I dont want it to happen
>>34888320
Well my relationship with my gf might be a cause, you see she has a large booty and short arms and I really love her but she has trouble reaching her butthole due to her booty/arm ratio and she is constantly asking me to go tongue-rim her and there's a thin crust of dried up poo there and I don't know what to do.
>>34888308
give a detailed explanation for why you think thats true
lads i just did the barbell on my quads while squatting stretch and my knee travel improved so much
>>34888336
>>34888338
>taking steroids
>for the purpose of FUCKING POWERLIFTING (meme sport)
>not a retard
Come on
>>34888331
i have the same problem, my girlfriend loves rimjobs and she has a little hygiene issue down there (lazy with wiping, perhaps due to difficulty reaching there or perhaps shes even doing it on purpose) and you told me to suggest that I suggest to her I'd clean it with a baby wipe
so I tried this during sex and she said close my eyes and for some stupid reason I did and the next thing I know she is grabbing my balls wih her ass pointed straight to my face
i cant really do anything cause im in pain at this point and she turns and plants her ass on my fucking face and says "better start licking or I will squeeze [your balls])
so I had to give her a fucking rimjob (what a surprise here butthole was dirty again) so by the time she let go of my balls I threw her off and stormed out and sent her a text later saying "its over"
Did I overreact or what?
>>34888342
*memes memedora*
>>34888342
>not taking steroids whether or not youre competing in a sport
low test shitters btfo
>>34888331
>>34888351
go in the shower and scrub the anus with water after every shit
not that hard man. if people wash their hands because of invisible germans they can wash their disgusting smelly anuses smeared with two day old shit
>>34888340
Is there a video of this somewhere? Sounds interesting
>>34888336
>>34888338
just watch this and you'll see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7tXNK_eTCQ
>one of the most talented people of all time in a sport
>competing in a dead sport when it was even more dead than it is now
>even the slightest possibility of this person not being retarded in his conclusions about training and technique
>>34888321
better sprain them yourself and get it over with
>>34888376
Are you suggesting I go in the shower with her and personally scrub her down after every shit she takes?
>>34888389
you seem to think competing in sports only makes sense if theyre big you doofus
>>34888413
Don't do that. Just tell her you can't give her a rimjob unless she cleans up properly. Don't be a shit licking beta, be upfront about it.
>>34888386
http://www.allthingsgym.com/heavy-barbell-ankle-stretch/
>>34888428
I don't want to hurt her feelings or embarrass her, she's very self conscious
