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>ctrl F -->mir
>no results

Post miring stories here
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>tfw no amount of gym mires makes up for a void of personality
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>visit friend at his new apartment
>friend's new roommate has a dog who barks at me when I enter
>roommate says, "sorry she only barks at beefy guys"
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>getting condiments and shit at burger joint between classes
>ask qt grill using ketchup if she could hand me one of the cups
>looks at me and smiles
>'here, have mine [ketchup cup]'
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i've been eye-raped very often lately and people now laugh at autistic shit i say
fags and chubby girls seem to mire more than hotties for some reason tho
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>>34883650
>fags and chubby girls seem to mire more than hotties for some reason tho
gays are more aggresive when they're into people than women and chubbies tend to be into anyone that might fuck them and be semi attractive.

I've been taking the subway and I have so many girls grilling me all the time, but they seem to intimidated by me at the same time. They never try to talk to me and I've only talked to one, but still its pretty cray the comeup from lifting.
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>>34883732
forgot to mention girls sit next to me and actively touch my body
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>I'm a senior at uni and roiding. Bearded. going to administrative building to meet academic advisor
>see group of potential students getting a tour.
>walk by group. See QTP2T in group
>her jaw drops half open and she looks at the pecs and back to my face as I walk. See her mouth to friend "did you see him?"

First mire. Gotta admit it helps one's day.
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>>34883732
makes sense, bro

it's really weird to get all that attetion from grills after a life of failure. at the same time, it's fucking awesome
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>>34883738
You're social aren't you?

I never talk to anyone and don't have any friends.
If I get swole and start being social with people will that happen to me too?

Note: I'm dyel right now, only bmi of 22 with 13% bodyfat
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Either retarded or not usng Ctrl-C the way it should be.
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>>34883803

I mainly made the thread to feature Fronk's new video
Why ctrl-c though?
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>>34883856
>not knowing how to Ctrl-C
>making multiple more threads
>posting video thumbnails with no links, or videos

Lol DYEL pleb
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>>34883770
>"did you see that manlet"
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>lost weight senior year of high school, was a absolute fat fuck and then became ripped over the next two years with perfect dedication to training
>joined toastmasters for those epic speech and confidence gains
>lift and do lots of cardio because I enjoy it
>fucking bursting with confidence and happiness like never before
>go to mediocre giant state uni in the middle of nowhere
>every day without exception I go to this little arcade bar at high noon and I polish off this dusty DDR machine nobody ever touched before me
>dance for a full hour with the most over-the-top exaggerated dancing you've ever seen to shitty loud Japanese music
>whoever is at the arcade at the time would sit and watch me
>sometimes they'd clap at the end and I'd bow smiling
>eventually rumor spread around and eventually I'd have fifty plus people everyday watching me play DDR at the arcade, lots of them cute girls who'd yell at me to take off my shirt
>would finish to thunderous applause from everyone
>professor once called me "that sexy dancing guy"
>owner came to me and said I don't have to pay money to play anymore because I get so many people to come in and buy drinks, thanked me for saving his business
>everyone stares at me all the time and wants to take pictures with me posing

I love my life

I lost my virginity because of DDR

what a great planet
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>Go on a date with girl
>Worried she will think I'm ugly irl vs my Tinder profile
>She tells me I have a 10/10 face

Her guide dog was really cute too
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>>34883906
tep kek
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>>34883872
>>34883856
I use cntrl alt t
Opens terminal on ubuntu
then I wget the url for the catalog
pipe it to grep to search
get on my lvl
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>>34883904
I really like this story but either reads like a guy becomes really popular and is loved by everyone or an absolute autist is mocked by thousands of people without realizing it

I hope it is the first anon
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>>34883582
>eating ketchup

never gonna make it to be perfectly honest with you family
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>>34883904
I love the mental image of attractive jacked /fit/posters doing really stupid autistic weeb things after they lose weight

It's really inspirational

>>34883939
but yeah anon they are probably making fun of you
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>>34883904
>">owner came to me and said I don't have to pay money to play anymore because I get so many people to come in and buy drinks, thanked me for saving his business"

This didn't fucking happen
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>>34883969
>>34883939
Not that guy but when I was like 16 I used to be a god at DDR and go and beat all the asians at my arcade, and people always gathered around to watch and were ooh'ing and aah'ing. I didn't get laid BECAUSE of it but I was getting laid at the time and people didn't think I was an autist.

Not sure if I could pull that off in uni though.
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>>34883431
Frank looks fat in this video. Look at his previous mirin gains. Way more definition
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>>34883945
That meal included a double cheeseburger and fries.
900 calories, 100 g carbs, 40 g fat and 40 g protein.
You're also talking about some nice onions, lettuce and tomato for those test gains.

I also ate gluten free toast with peanut butter, 2 servings of sauteed asparagus, another couple servings of veggies, an orange, 12 oz of lean roast beef and some other shit today. All in all my diet is perfectly good for making gains
My testosterone is in the high range and my lipid panel is excellent


mirin iifym?
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>>34883904
>>go to mediocre giant state uni in the middle of nowhere
PSU?
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How tall do you have to be to get mired? 5'11+?
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>>34884219
>falling for the manlet meme
literally no one give a fuck irl anon as long as you aren't 5'3" midget status
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>>34884278
I take it back. Rolan is 5'9 but he is mire-worthy.

New cutoff is 5'8"
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>>34883783
>If I get swole and start being social with people will that happen to me too?
prob but only one way to find out
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>>34884306
Matt Ogus is 5'7"
You think he doesn't get mired?
He also has a hot, smart gf

Who else is 5'7"? Chris Jones.
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>>34884349
They are ugly (as in facial aesthetics) roiding manlets, so I'm not sure they do get "mired". Looked at, sure.
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>>34884409
Here we go with ugly again. Ugly this, ugly that.
Sure, they aren't as good looking as Seid, but Seid has the looks of a model.

The thing that matters is that Chris Jones and Matt Ogus are successful, earn people's respect and have impressive physiques.

You realize you're just some all around mediocre perhaps above average facially and height-wise college kid calling out successful youtubers for being short and ugly?

Come on man. Such a fucking ego trip.
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>>34884306
I don't get it. He's white but he looks like a nigger.
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>>34884462
>never heard of race-mixing
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>>34883467
this desu senpachi
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>>34884564
It's spelled desir senpachi
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>>34884349
>wanting to look like ogus
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>>34884711
who doesn't?
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Now that I'm gaining volume to my body while maintaining my leanness and vascularity I've been catching a lot of loks while walking through campus and the gym when wearing slimmer fitting t shirts.

>tfw cant hold the attention of the one girl i actually desire
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>>34884449
When will they learn?
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>>34884812
Very autistic post right here tbqh f*m

>haven't used this reaction pic since 2011
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>>34884789
manlets who roid look better in pics than irl brah
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>>34884831
that was very autistic sounding, but im too tired to be shitty about it.

im honored about the pic tho senpai
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>>34884003
>implying OP didn't turn that arcade into a fortune 500 company, turn the humble owner into a CEO powerhouse with a bimbo trophy wife, and the entire business dynamic of arcades, which were once dying dead ends, into billion dollar enterprises

Step up senpapi
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