>tfw no matter how much you lift you will never be as beautiful as David Bowie
Why even live
>>34879382
RIP monker
>>34879325
Thanks for the reminder
"You're just saying that because it's never been done before."
>>34879325
You know I don't think David got to where he is by caring if he was as beautiful as someone else bruh.
>Before lifting
Chubby ugly guy
>After lifting
Jacked ugly guy with homosexual tendencies
theres no winning guys. The best i can do is just hope my strong personality (autism) tricks a timid girl into thinking im interesting or charasmatic.
David bowie is a hack. Scaruffi said so.
>>34879325
>bunch of girlfriends and boyfriends before getting fit
>bunch of girlfriends and boyfriends after getting fit
>nohomo
I think I'm good.
I actually prefer my own face rather than bowies desu, he looks abit odd and feminine.
>>34880250
> heroes gets the highest score
Fucking Italian pedos
>>34880276
Pls post face Mr Handsome
>>34880250
That SHIT taste, fucking hell.
>Not lifting to Aladdin Sane
You sure?
>>34880699
>ever questioning the taste of based scaruffi.
The guy has probably listened to more electro funk disco albums than you have total albums in your lifetime.
>tfw bowie's mugshot is prettier than any selfie ever taken
>>34880749
What was he in for?
>>34879325
I love Bowie as an artist, but seriously there's a lot more attractive people posting on /fit/'s facial aesthetics threads.
>>34880742
>that pic
it's like watching a monkey get it's dick stuck in a big piece of wood
>>34879325
I came to terms with this many years ago.
>>34881104
i hate is facial structure
looks like a goddamn monkey
>>34879325
who is david bowie?
>>34882126
Your grandpa's marylin Manson>>34882123
>>34879325
>tfw you'll never be a Japanese WWII closeted general who develops a crush on David Bowie that you know has no chance of working out because you're on opposite sides of the war
>tfw he will never give you a kiss on the cheeks as a gesture of nonaggression and compassion
>tfw you'll never be reduced to tears by the extent of the suffering which he's willing to go through in order to deliver his message
>>34880742
>probably listened
A lot of his reviews he's divined from other reviews online. He hasn't read most of the books, watched most of the movies or listened to most of the albums he's reviewed.
>>34882123
same thing with Kate Mara um erhlich zu sein, Familie.
>>34882522
forgot picture
>>34879325
reporded asshole
music discussion belongs in >>>/mu/
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>>34882479
Damn breh, Merry Xmas, Mr.Lawrence is so good.
One of my favourite songs, as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgSeZpcMOBE
>>34882590
>>34882479
I know what movie im gonna watch next
>>34882597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxuv9ne32U
Don't remind me breh...
>>34880250
>>34880250
I dont know who you are, but in gonna find you and kill you ;)
You are shiy
