Recently my gf and I have really gotten into femdom and it has been absolutely great. Part of the femdom is that I'm locked nearly 24/7 in a male chastity cage which completely prevents my penis from having an erection and of course I'm unable to masturbate. In turn, my lust for my gf and my affection toward her has reached levels higher than our first month of dating.
I have a bad back and I've recently started physical therapy at a local gym, and pretty much the only time I can schedule it is before work which means I have to shower there since I work in an office and need to be clean. My gf doesn't intend to unlock me for my public showers, and just kinda giggled at how red my face got when she knew I was imagining people seeing me with my pink chastity cage locked on my penis in the shower and by the lockers.
>"it will be good for your ego and humility, honey" and she gave me a big kiss then put her barefeet in my lap and wiggled her toes along my caged member.
>Is this going to be a big deal for me?
>How weird of looks am I going to get?
>Has anyone else see anything else as weird as I'm going to be with a plastic chastity cage locked on my penis in a locker room?
I'm on a fixed income because I missed a lot of work due to my back, so my gf bought the cage, and she really thought the pink one would be really cute. Hell, if it was clear or white I could of played it off as a medical device helping me recover from a botched circumcision maybe...but not pink.
Also gonna add, would my gf's son lose respect for me if he found out?
>>34874027
kill yourself tranny
>>34874036
I'm not some faggot tranny. I'm just a guy that loves femdom with an awesome girl. This is the closest thing I get to sissy...are these the kind of comments I'm going to face irl lol?
dump her
is she uhhh ever gonna get you off
u better have her in a chastity belt too or you're beta
>>34874053
can we please stay on topic
going on 4 years, I can't even count the number of serious arguments we've had on 1 hand, let alone fights.
>>34874062
female chastity belts are too expensive and cannot be worn long term. she's really subby too, it's shame because id bet she'd love to be belted along with me and we could play keyholder release roulette and contents and such. but less talk of our sex lives, and what's this pink cage on my cock going to to do me in a locker room at a normal gym?
>>34874050
>being into femdom
>being a sick in the head faggot
pick both
go post that shitstory on /b/ for all the neckbeard faggots there.
>>34874027
post boipussy
>>34874078
If i would see someone in a thing like that in the gym i would think hes a complete fucking weird faggot and would tell it to all my gymbros, we would laugh at your dyel ass everytime we see you desu.
If i would be in the shower and you walk in, i would literaly tell you to fuck off out of the shower if you dont want to get your ass kicked you complete fucking faggot.
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>>34874027
yes you gonna get weird looks and everyone gonna think youre a raging phaggot
how does it feel to be the feminene side in your relationship and knowing any guy with a abit of masculinity gonna fuck your girlfriend in the mouth?
>>34874103
feels pretty good tbqh familia
>>34874082
The femdom stays in out bedroom as it should, besides her wearing my chastity cage key on her necklace or sometimes on a anklet when she wears flip flops. But no one knows what the key is for.
This is the first time my femdom is leaving the bedroom overtly... how does that make me sick? we have really great sex when Im not caged.
>>34874093
unless im strapped for time, i guess ill try to shower alone and let as few people see my chastity device as possible
>>34874094
we don't do kekolding. id dump her and kek the cage lock with a bolt cutter
>>34874103
she won't she can't even cowgirl my 7.5" inch cock without winching in pain and telling me to stop thrusting up and to just let her control the entry, i dont think she has any desire for tyrone to rip her in half with his 20" cock
>>34874033
>my gf's son
Jesus fuck this has to be b8 or you are the biggest kek on the board. Yes if he's above the age of 10 he's gonna think you're a fucking pussy faggot
man... this bait got boring/10 in a minute
>>34874123
>i dont think she has any desire for tyrone to rip her in half with his 20" cock
Confirmed b8, noone is this delusional.
>>34874033
100% of his respect for you would disappear in an instant. Unless he is too young to understand any of it, in which case it will gradually erode down to nothing as he learns more about sex.
Is it safe to say no one here has seen another male IRL in a chastity cage?
>>34874027
I'd assume you were a giant fucking pussy and probably a closet homo. I would never speak to you, would do my best to avoid you, and would talk shit about you with other guys in the gym. That's about it tho, it's not like I'm going to call you out on it or anything because at the end of the day this is america and you can be a sissy faggot to your heart's content.
>>34874162
if I was a fag would I want to be able to get erect and have access to my cock in a shower full of naked men? Hell, perhaps even walking around witha huge erection might be a way of me finding other gay guys there?
Chastity devices keep your penis is a fixed downward natural flaccid position that make erections impossible.
>>34874123
The chastity cage will lead to kekolding, and you will stay with her because you are a feminine little bitch. It's not about Tyrone's 20" cock so much as it is about being with a real man.
>>34874179
Closet faggot. As in you are a faggot but you don't want to admit it, so you make your girlfriend take over as the dominant masculine side of the relationship while treating you like a little bitch boy. I'd also assume she fucked you in the butt with a strapon and made you suck her lover's cocks.
>>34874078
How can't you see the scenario in your head? You would be laughed at you kek faggot
I don`t even know you and I`ve already lost any respect for you , cant even imagine how small you`d be in the boys eyes ya dumb cunt. The holy temple of gains is a place for men not weak fucking poofs , get your shit together jesus christ.
>>34874027
The responses your getting are disheartening, but expected. /fit/ isn't really intelligent when it comes to anything but lifting. If you are really secure in your relationship and this is what you want, then I can only be envious.
Most vanilla dudes will think you're weird/perverted. Just so you know.
>>34874027
I just dont get why you have to force this on others. Why do you need other peoples reaction, is that the only way you can get off?
Stop forcing your fetish on others.
>>34874027
Well basically, you're not a man.
So go ahead and where your bitchcage in public, men will laugh at you and maybe even rape you because, well you're a little bitch.
You're probably turned on by this because you're likely a closet homosexual as well.
>>34874187
no kekolding, either of us desire it at all despite the fact we've been kinky as fuck for quite a while now. in her mind this cage has just made me more manly to her because i gave up my ability to masturbate to further increase my lust and the size of my loads for her.
>>34874196
i fucked her with a stap on while my cock was caged, but the only anal thing she did to me was using a thin prostate massager to make me cum while i was locked in chastity. i suck her toes a lot, does that make me gay?
>>34874199
i figured most guys would ignore it and laugh behind my back, but i figured this might be a fun post
>>34874207
we're really close, getting engaged next year. we both have great families as well.
>>34874213
believe me, i really dont want to wear this in a public shower, but my gf is having so much fun discovering her femdom side that i dont want to ruin it for her.
>>34874221
I can't masturbate, I prolly never will again as along as I'm with this lovely aryan girl. but ever since the cage was installed on my penis. she removes he at least 5-6 times a week for long and intense backback fucking where sometimes i need to carry her to the tub to clean up because i fucked her so hard from all the frustration the cage caused me. she loves it, the cage turns me into a violent animal before im released to fuck her.
>>34874207
This, i forgot how insecure /fit/ is, actually buying into that shallow ALPHA AS FUCK SO MANLY FUCK BITCHES GYM IS LIFE I STARE AT SWOLE OILY DUDES CUZ I'M MIRIN AESTHETICS U FAG ideology.
Every time there's a book thread, anything not about conquering and triumph is dismissed as "pussy shit". Kinda sad, no wonder so many posters here lift obsessively. I wonder what the collective levels of self esteem and personal security of this board are.
OP here , pretty much done here. This thread was kinda fun. I doubt anyone will ask about it directly, unless they were a friend, but I just workout a lone. If they make fun of it behind my back, i wont care because i wont know.
if I get take american history x style and raped while im still locked in my cute little chastity cage, ill even have a laugh at myself because the cage will prevent me from even getting a reach around. fucking chastity cage.
>>34874027
How to acquire qt femdom gf????
>>34874232
>i fucked her with a stap on while my cock was caged, but the only anal thing she did to me was using a thin prostate massager to make me cum while i was locked in chastity. i suck her toes a lot, does that make me gay?
yes you are a faggot. Faggots take it in the ass. Also she is obviously not happy with your dick if she's making you fuck her with a strapon jesus christ. You are fucking pathetic
>>34874232
part of being in a relationship is about respecting each other's boundaries. so if you draw the line at wearing a pink plastic dick sock in a public shower then you need to tell her that in all seriousness. whatever shit you do in the bedroom should probably stay there for the most part.
also from the way you describe this whole experience you sound kinda fucking weird anon. just an observation.
>>34874275
>straight men can't enjoy prostate stimulation
I feel bad for you son. That's like saying only gays like cheesecake, you're only cheating yourself
>Also she is obviously not happy with your dick if she's making you fuck her with a strapon jesus christ.
>I don't know how BDSM or sexuality in general works, but here's my unfalsifiable, concrete opinion
W E W L A D
>>34874264
I actually met her playing Pathfinder (Dungeon and Dragons spiritual successor) at a board game convention when we were in college. She was kinky from our 2nd date on, we were watching GoT in here freezing as fuck dorm room, and she stripped off her socks despite us both still in heavy pants and hoodies, and asked me if I liked her feet. When I said yes she has be rubbed them to warm them up as much as possible, then kept them in my crotch for 4 episodes. nerdgirls are your best chances to find kink girls.
>>34874275
using the strap on to fuck her while my cock was caged was my idea to further my maso denial pleasure. my cock erect was actually bigger than the dildo on the harness, and despite a really shitty circumcision, my glans was still prolly better as well.
>>34874285
i am, which is i why im going to at least go in there with the cage on a couple times. if anything it will give a good cuddle story to tell
Wearing this shit outside of a bedroom let alone in a public shower is way too far and makes you a kek and a faggot, and this is coming from someone who asked their gf to use a dildo on them before fucking her in the ass.
how do you wash your dingaling
if its in a cage you asshole?
do you just not wash it and force
your disgusting dick odor on everyone?
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>34874300
the detachable shower head is great for forcing water jets through the airholes. Plus she usually showers with me a few times a week and that's when I do my best cleaning since she's there to make sure I don't masturbate.
Despite the fact that I hate that I'm circumcised, being mutilated really does make living in male chastity easier.
>>34874310
so you force your disgusting dick odor on everyone then, gotcha
OP out, late as fuck and need to get to the gym early. Wish me luck.
>>34874213
This. It's not considerate to force randoms to participate in your sex life in public places they pay for access.
You and your gf can do whatever you want, but keep it at home or in your pants.
>>34874341
I can see this argument if say I wore it to a massage parlor or a doctor, but it's not like I'm forcing them to stare at my cock in the shower?
>>34874300
Is this a poem?
It looks like a poem
What a strange thing
>>34874078
Is showering at home an option?
>>34874376
No, the gym is halfway between home and work, it'd have to get up retardedly early to go to gym, then drive home shower, then drive past gym to work.
OP, i said I was going to bed, but the ambien and xanax i took made me pretty excited to wear my little chastity cage infront of all the hot guys tomorrow
>>34874401
HNNNNGGG
>>34874033
I have no respect for you now
>>34874401
NSFW is against the rules. Better delete that before the mods catch you.
>>34874027
Nobody can be such a C.u.c.k.
I refuse to believe this shit
Please tell me the western world has not become such a c.uckrace
TFW they killed the one man who could have stopped this
>>34874232
>i gave up my ability to masturbate to further increase my lust and the size of my loads for her.
what kind of weak willed faggot are you that you can't just stop masturbating anyway while you're in a relationship?
>>34874082
>faggot
>caring what a woman thinks
That guy is definitely yours, breeder.
>>34874123
>no one knows what it's for
except for that Chad that chatted her up at this party you werent invited to and asked if she had a bf. She told him what a sweet boy you are and that she got your masculinity locked up in a cage and this was the key to it...
Then she asked Chad where he lived.
>>34874145
How did you deduce that OP is Noone?
I would assume, rightly, that you are a C U C K O L D.
>>34874027
Just fucking take it off while you're at the gym holy shit
Holy shit there is a lot of meatheads on /fit/ today
why do you need the cage
me and the wife just don't masterbate without each other present unless it's unavoidable. it did wonders for our libido
>>34874027
I'd just like to congratulate you on this thread OP. I'm a shitposting connoisseur and this thread is honestly the greatest shitpost since "In a libertarian society, would people be allowed to create genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership?"
>all these replies
As expected, I guess.
If you're worried about the showering part, do what every insecure teenager did during PE in school.
>strip down to underwear
>wrap towel around your waist
>remove underwear
>walk to shower
>face wall in shower
>remove towel
>shower
>then repeat in opposite order
Implying anyone really takes notice, they will just assume you have a small dick.
>>34874027
what did you plug your gf's pussy with to keep chad out in the meantime?
>>34874232
>i fucked her with a stap on while my cock was caged
That's my fetish also, op.
http://porneq.com/video/33513/kelly-rockstone-solves-the-little-dick-problem-full/
>Fetish shit in public
Same tier as furfags walking around in their fursuits humping each other at the mall and shit m8. It's a free country but you don't have any sort of ground to stand on when people are calling you a faggot for subjecting people to it just so you can satisfy your sexual kinks.
>>34874027
fucking faggot tranny fuck end urself
Tell her that you want it unlocked for when you go to the gym or you aren't going to play anymore.
It's fun when sex-life and real life intertwine sometimes but this is one of those things that should stay at home. If I saw that on you IRL I'd probably go to great lengths to avoid you in the gym or elsewhere. You'll be making people unnecessarily uncomfortable and sabotaging potential friendships.
For the record, I am a faggot that wants to fuck an airplane so I am no stranger to sexual deviancy. But for fuck's sake keep it between you and your partner, don't drag it out into the open.
>>34874690
keked irl
>>34874821
this
this man nailed it
>>34874786
>I'd just like to congratulate you on this thread OP. I'm a shitposting connoisseur a
this thread is fucking gold allready, even tho OP is a huge C.U.C.K
>>34874821
>wants to fuck an airplane
explain
>>34874027
how do you even wash your dick properly when its always in its Cage you nasty shit
>>34874861
He's got nice legs.
I don't really know how to explain further.
>>34874885
>implying a c.u.c.kold cares about having a clean dick
i bet he replies shit like "its extra turn on if my dick is to nasty so my wife gets fucked by some side cock"
>>34874890
How does it feel to be geneticly so inferior that your brain tells you to find some fucking sketch of a fictional charackter attractive and you will never be able to stick your actual dick in one of those things?
>>34874027
Hey, OP. Try this out.
http://www.xvideos.com/video6884297/facesitting_on_a_male_with_a_head_strapon_dildo
>>34874899
It's not like I don't have normal sex with humans. I just have a weird fetish.
Also
>find some fucking sketch of a fictional charackter attractive
What does this even mean? Supergirl is a fictional character. Does fapping to a picture of her make me a genetic dead-end? No, because she's fucking attractive.
>>34874027
The next thing is her k.e.k.ing you, you pathetic k.e.k.old.
>>34874262
Op, this is a weird thing that you should not do. It is very gross and creepy to involve other people in your sex play without their consent. I'm not saying that what you are doing with your gf is wrong, I'm saying don't do it in public you goddamn autist
>>34874925
c.u.c.k
>>34874931
k.e.k
>>34874923
>does fapping to a comic makes me genetic dead end?
It does tbqh
>>34874927
People showering with you will probably report you to the gym staff and get you banned. They will ban you because only a fucking sperg would think this was a reasonable thing to do
>>34874252
I just looked at the wiki article on this book.
>He is infatuated with her
>becomes beta-orbiter x-treme
>she ends up holding him in disdain
>fucks chad
So yeah m8.
>>34874232
>i fucked her with a stap
>the only anal thing she did to me was using a thin prostate massager to make me cum while i was locked in chastity
>i suck her toes a lot,
>does that make me gay?
I don't know but it definitely makes you a bitch.
>>34874207
>look at how intelligent I am
>i'm so progressive and liberated
>i take cock up my ass
How the fuck does your dick fit in that, it's like 1cm long
>>34874027
If I saw a dude wearing some shit on his dick while in the lockerrooms I would almost certainly speak to management. I pay for the right to be there without feeling uncomfortable. Your penis accessory should be left out of my gym experience.
>>34874951
>masturbating to a blonde qt. with a perfect body makes you a genetic dead end
I can understand why the Starscream bit upset you but this is ridiculous.
>I'm really into assplay and I love to wear a massive anus gauge at all times, will people at the gym thinks it's weird if I'm walking around the locker rooms with my asshole gaping open?
>I'd remove it but it really gets my dick hard having this stretching my butthole open
>Well they're just insecure in their sexuality and it's not my fault, why am I being persecuted because of my fetish
This is you OP
>>34875083
It's 2015, can't we just have fetish equality. Bunch of fetishist nazis up in here.
>>34874027
>a girl that's both dommy and into feet
Lucky you.
>>34875083
this, op you're a degenerate
>>34875060
We all know, you're bullshiting right now and unless she had jet engines strapped to her ass and wings, you wouldn't fap to her.
>>34875272
I'm a bifag with an automobile and aircraft fetish. There's not a lot of stuff I can't fap to.
I just don't do/wear anything in public that would indicate such.
>>34875343
>I'm a bifag with an automobile and aircraft fetish. There's not a lot of stuff I can't fap to.
Back to /b/ or some other degenerate shithole.
I seriously refuse to believe there are people out there in everyday life which walk next to you while shopping or sit in the same restaurant as you that are this sick in the head.
>>34875382
Yeah I'm a sick sonovabtich for admitting I'd fuck a fictional airplane on an anonymous image board in a thread pertaining to bizarre fetishes.
Most people do weird shit they don't tell you about. That's life. Move along you pussy.
>>34875419
>hurrrr im a fucking faggot and my parents would literaly be sad that they did not kill my inferior fetus back in the days since i am sick in my head and want to fuck airplanes durrr
[NOT A MEME]: end yourself.
>>34874027
There are few things I love more than watching /pol/ get triggered. Add in keking from a black bull and it becomes 10/10
>>34875419
Would you fuck a non-anthro airplane?
>>34875431
I live a perfectly normal life, am in a heterosexual relationship, and my parents have no idea I want to fuck airplanes.
Holy fuck is it really so hard for you to believe normal people fap to weird shit sometimes? There's an entire generation of women that have grown up wanting to fuck robots and ponies because of mass marketing targeted through cartoons. This is 2015. This isn't weird anymore. You do normal shit and have normal relationships and when your significant other isn't around for a fuck you open your fap folder and whack off to whatever weird bullshit you enjoy.
>>34875448
If there was absolutely no chance of me getting caught and I owened the plane I'd probably crawl into the cockpit and fap.
>>34874027
TOP C.U.C.K.
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>>34874027
what are showershorts
Still get you odd looks, but a heck of alot less
Scrubs_JD_DrCox_showershorts.wmv
>>34874027
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>>34875495
fuck off
>>34875495
fuck off
more of the guy that fucks airplanes
oh my god. litteral kek. go kill yourself betaboy
>>34874027
My .02 cents
Me and my wife also play with chastity on and off (I think the longest we have gone has been just around 21 days locked), we definetly do not do the 24/7 lifestyle as it would get really old for us and due to the fact that after a stint in chastity it is usually my turn to fuck her brains out for a while.
As far as getting looks man, you will receive plenty and probably some comments also that wouldn't be so nice. Although our kink of chastity is extremely hot and me and my wife thoroughly enjoy the state of submissiveness that it puts me in, we would never jeopardize our reputation or our outer image for such a minute portion of our sex life.
As far a kinks, chastity is extremely out there: as you know the idea of locking the most visible symbol of virility away is what makes wearing the device so incredibly humiliating/hot. So you displaying this symbol in a public place will definetly trigger vivid emotional response from other males who do not share your kink. And they will be vocal about it.
I think you need to discuss it with your GF, kinky play is great but there are also limits that should be respected. If you are not comfortable taking a public shower with this thing on, you got to tell her and work out a way that makes both of you happy. (buy some temporary numbered locks and before showe send her a picture of you taking it off, and then another one putting it back on.)
The honor system isn't dead.
Also just because you play chastity you don't have to act like a fag, you are still a man, who is simply putting his gf's pleasure before hers. Don't be a doormat
would react like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aOLkiXzcs
>>34875534
>you are still a man, who is simply putting his gf's pleasure before hers
Nice Freudian slip, faggot.
>>34874745
Me and my wife do the same, but the cage is like a memento or symbol of ownership for her.
She goes fucking wild while IU wear it and i get my cock sucked, strocked fucked almost everyday... I just don't get to cum too often lol
>>34874232
>he's being dominated by a woman
>she's literally got his cock in a lock
>he thinks it's manly
Jesus fucking Christ
>>34875563
BTFO C.UCKOLDS
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>>34875563
Faggot...I'd clean the floor with your face if you met me in real life.
As far as the statement, how the hell do you see any links with any of Freud ramblings about the Oedipus and Electra Complex?
>>34875619
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip
I suppose I'd have violent tendencies if I were constantly suppressing the knowledge I'm not a man and that my gf is fulfillment elsewhere.
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>>34875619
>kekolds trying to freighten anyone
top shelf kek
>>34875633
getting fulfillment*
>>34874027
Man, i dont i don't even know you and i don't respect you.
>>34874027
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>>34874027
Jesus Christ.. because of people like you i cant jerk off in peace anymore, everytime i visit free porn sites all i see is c.uckcold porn, fuck yourself you fucking bastard c.uck
you can wear crotch protection thing on top of it, the one that martial arts fellas use for sparring or rolling
it would look weird too, especially if your gym doesnt have a dojo, but at least it doesnt have sexual context and ppl will think that you are crazy mma fuccboy always ready to fight and wont fuck with you
>>34874027
It's gonna look like you don't have a dick and that it's a prosthetic
>>34874232
We could have prevented this, this din't have to happen
>>34875769
Didn't Hitler like to have his balls kicked and shit like that?
>>34874290
fuck off Steven
>>34874294
> she stripped off her socks despite us both still in heavy pants and hoodies, and asked me if I liked her feet
Things that never happened
Sweet baby Jesus
>>34874027
>Everything that is wrong with our western world today: the post
>>34875633
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip
Nice! That was actually a pretty interesting read man, anyway I think you got the completely wrong idea about the dynamics that make me like chastity.
I believe you are under the impression that during most days I might be some kind of beta faggot who then extends his insecurity into the bedroom.
But the opposite is actually true for me: you are correct in stating that I have violent tendencies (i always had thanks to my dad’s beatings, and I have been in plenty of fights during my younger years). Nowadays I always have control: be at work (Engineering project mngr), friends, home or finances (I invest in real estate and rental properties), I seek control at all times but being in control can also become tiresome and this is when playing Femdom with my wife comes into play. (this again is not all the time, but we know when we need a “session”)
It is liberating to relinquish control sometimes, it can simplify things and allows me to release some stress, I am also a masochist and as much as I like to dish out discipline and rigor while at work, I also feel like I need to be given some in private. My wife Is the only person that I am comfortable lowering my guards in such way, and she is more than glad to take up the reins in the bedroom as we both feel that these sessions bring us back in balance. On the outside nobody would EVER imagine what goes on inside the bedroom and that is also what gets my wife hot: that people see me as the leader of the relationship, but she knows that she also is definitely in charge when the curtains are pulled.
Our dynamics can see very weird to you and definitely do not conform with the stereotypical image of chastity that are portrayed online. (they disgust me)
Not saying this is normal lol, I am definitely not, but it fucking works for us.
>>34875833
>defending your sick mind this hard
insecure Kekold detected
>>34874027
LMFAO
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>>34875833
Can I fuck your wife ? I live in london e10
>>34875524
I'm not really sure what else you want from me.
>>34875870
its just not understandable, explain your fucking sick mind or fuck off
>>34875869
Sure man, come over at my house, I got a trash bag waiting and some active culture yogurt to stuff in your corpse once I am done with you. I'll give your finger tips to my dobberman to chew on.
Don't be afraid, the door is open faggot.
>>34875874
What's to explane, he just likes them.
At least he's not that floor pattern guy
>>34875893
>wearing chasity gear
>acting tough and calling people faggots on 4chan
lmao your life isnt realy worth much tbqh
>>34874027
As I see it you have two options
>Claim you don't feel comfortable using public showers and shower at home
>Stop being a kek
>>34874027
IF I PULLED THAT OFF, WOULD YOU DIE????
>>34875915
You forgot
>kill you'reself
>>34875874
Alright.
He's a bitchy cunt
He's got nice legs
He's wearing heels
I want to bend him over and fuck his exhaust port while his cooling fans and afterburner kick on.
/y/, /d/ and even /u/ have robot threads all the time. I don't understand what is so fucking hard to understand about this.
>>34874027
C U K C
U
C
K
>>34875960
you've never touched a woman, have you?
>>34875960
You over estimate /fit
>>34874027
Tbh just wear it anyway
And if anyone asks just say 'it's fun with the gf'
>this thread
>mfw this thread
>>34875983
I've had about 8. But only one serious gf before I met my bf.
>>34875619
>maybe if i put some generic impressive-souding freudian concepts they won't notice I'm retarded!
![6636500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uV07I86.jpg "6636500[1].jpg")
>>34876072
>bf
absolute fucking faggot kill yourself right fucking now.
>I want to bend him over and fuck his exhaust port while his cooling fans and afterburner kick on
>>34876088
Where do you think you are, faggot?
There sure are alot of vanilla fags in this thread.
Just kill yourself you pathetic excuse of a man.
>>34876072
THAT. FUCKING. FILENAME.
>>34876088
I'm not actually a faggot, hilariously enough.
Have fun working that one out.
>>34876099
lmao
>>34876109
so you are bi-sexual and have an airplane fetish. I figured it out. Not for me, but what the fuck ever.
>>34876094
>le /fit/ is the home for gays maymay
simply ebin friendo :^)
>>34875960
>>34876072
>>34876109
i r8 this b8 10/10 tbqh, even put in work on the filenames.
>>34876150
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag? :^)
>>34876162
>here since 2011
>newfag
pick one while you move back to /lgbt/ you sub human cock muncher.
>>34876094
You know the /fit/ is gay is a meme right faggot ?
we all lift or started lifting for girls now get the fuck back to your gay board faggot
>Chicks that fuck airplanes battling /pol/tards
>/fit/
Why do I even come here anymore?
>>34876223
this is the best thread in a while honestly. Since the fun tripfags left, /fit/ has been an abysmal pit of seriousness.
>>34876155
They're from my fap folder.
I'd post more but the rest is straight up /d/ shit.
>>34874027
Pls be bait
>>34875899
Do you jave that saved?
>>34876260
>They're from my fap folder.
prove it, post your plane folder
>>34876400
No. Never seen it? It's some guy that gets off to tile patterns and shit. He likes to just sit on tiled floors, naked, and jack off
How is this thread still alive
This belongs in /B/
Mods still deleting good threads and keeping this shit wtf
They censor C.uck yet the only response to such a thread is C.U.C.K
T.B.H F.A.M
If I see you at my gym I will not hesitate to beat you within an inch of your life
>>34876496
>good threads
you mean beta ass feels threads? lgbt CBT threads were dyel kids show off theire gyno? Or do you talk about goals threads, were faggots show theire cyber"friends" what they like because those autists have noone in reallife who gives a fuck?
fuck off Tbh.
>>34876449
Alright but there's other robot stuff in here too.
>>34876551
No I mean high test threads tb.h.fa.m
Jelly. I'm trying to get my gf into femdom, progress is slow but it's progress.
But yeah /fit/ reacted pretty much exactly how you'd expect. Also, don't wear that thing in front of people who never asked to see that shit.
>>34876566
confirmed sick weirdo.
if i would be your dad i would seriously be sad that i did not abort your ass back in the days.
>>34876566
huh. ok then.
>>34876599
My dad doesn't get into my porn folder and I don't get into his.
What kind of fucked up relationship do you have with your family where this would be an issue?
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA
>>34874027
>Letting a woman control you like this
you're not a man plain and simple, I don't know where you live but where i'm from if we saw you in this you would probably get butchered.
>>34875619
the fact that you let a women control your life and where a lock on your dick makes you the least intimidating person on the planet. You probably would kick my ass in the locker room because I'd be laughing so hard that your a beta c.uck that wears a chastity device in public that I wouldn't be able to fight back.
>>34874027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy, take care OP
>>34875047
I used work at a gym, I can't imagine what i'd do if someone came to me complaining about a chastity device in the changing rooms, man that would be awkward, guess i'd just tell the manager and let him deal with it.
>>34874078
>I can't even count the number of serious arguments we've had on 1 hand, let alone fights.
If a couple always agrees on everything, one part is unnecessary
>>34875833
>Engineering project mngr
hahahahah, I've been saying engineers are the beta c.ucks of the stem field for a while now, thanks for proving my point OP.
>this thread
fkin YTcomment-tier posts
>>34875495
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA
>>34874027
Maybe your relationship is a little abussive mentally-wise, other than the evident penis restrain thingy
If you doubt about it, it is because you think it is weird as fuck
>>34874033
Why are you showing your GF's son and the guys in your locker room your penis
>>34874252
You're right, the literature threads on fit/ are the most boring on all of 4chan, except maybe /v/ where I think none of them have read anything past high school. Marcus Aurelius and TRP shit, anything not "manly" is dismissed. It's amazing how insecure a lot of people on this board are.
>>34877705
fuck off, next you tell me people are insecure because they dont want to get theire ass fucked..
people like you are whats wrong with this world today, fucking libkek
