When and how did you start frauding edition.
>>34870993
T b h I'd love to hear how people got into it
>>34870993
WELL LEMME TELL YA BROTHA BACK IN OIGHTY THREE I WAS BACKSTAGE WIT DEF LEP AN' OL' BOY GO "let me pin you with olive oil semen 50/50 2stroke mix" AN SHIT HAIL BEEN AN AZTEC GOD EVER SINCE BEST COT DAM FUNERAL I ERE BEEN TO
Im OP btw.
Apparently I haven't been true natty for like 2 years.
Getting my test_c script refilled this week.
I'm going to go mega alpha natty levels for a while.
I said fuck it too. Took my first scoop of creatine today too.
>I never even had a chance to be natty
>go out with alternative girl
>wants to get one of those popular things in her ears
>hey anon please come!
>spend like 50 minutes looking at the floor while she gets the thing and then later when she talks with her friends
>spend the entire night thinking that I should be eating chicken and focusing on training
Holy shit /fraud/ get me out of this living nightmare
>>34871279
>Alternative grill
>grill
The fuck does it matter.
All girls are retarded gains goblins.
If I could do it all over again, I'd pick a tall, pretty fatty that's submissive and make her lose the weight.
>>34871392
>hey (gf), should I do a test run of tren while you're on NPP?
>yeah, do it :3
>>34871411
I live in the land of lard.
I was at mcdickys last night and this fat fuck couple was making me rage internally
>she snorted when she laughed
>diagnosed with kallmans (IHH)
>TRT for life
>Add things to my TRT
>up my TRT to high end of normal range indefinitely.
>>34871470
her eyes
lizardkun spotted
>>34871633
How has that made you feel, energy wise?
>>34871843
bretty good, used to basically have chronic fatigue before I started TRT, also babby dick.
endo says good chance of kids when/if I want on HCG blasts
>>34871907
I'm glad I was blessed with decent genetics.
I'm a biology major so I tested my sperm last week under a microscope and they looked great.
My dicks always been pretty big too.
So I'm pretty confident about ramping up the test.
>>34871907
The fatigue was so bad it made me super depressed.
That's how I got so fat
>were gonna make it bro
>>34871952
I don't think it'll do much for your dick after the 'puberty window'. I grew from about 3-4 inches erect to 6.5 from 17-20 with TRT and HCG.
Modern medicine is just going to get better, so not too worried on the kids side. I can basically abuse roids if I want as well, no real desire tho.
>>34871034
Lurked fraud for a couple months. Girl I was half fucking half dating cut contact and it fucked me up a little bit. Two or three months later I got my first pin. Fun stuff
>>34871392
All women do is steal your gains and try and crush your dreams. 2/10 would not recommend
>>34871978
Didn't you like JUST hop on? As in like 1-2 weeks ago?
>>34871975
Well I don't think it's a big deal anyways
It's 2015.
If I already have to pay for it and can get it easily, I'm going to take advantage of it.
>>34871978
That sucks man.
At least you got some punani.
Once I figured out the process of brewing and how fucking easy it really is, I never looked back. Ordered my powders and immediately brewed enough test to cruise at 500 for over a year lol. Now just addicted to the gains and feels, about to start winding down this first blast and cruise for a while.
so anxious to try tren though fuck. Running test/NPP currently. Plan is to gain the mass I want with these two and then when I deem myself big enough I go to low test/high tren mode.
Following the basic gh15 protocol, diet included.
>>34872042
>ermagerd
Def gonna look into that.
My insurance sucks dick so I pay out the ass for mine.
I know I'm going to probably catch flack for asking, but is it possible to run a medium cycle until I hit my 'natty potential'?
After I cycle off, will my gains stick or would they diminish off?
superdrol is obviously best used as a bulking agent, but what's your thought on cutting with sdrol /fraud/?
Bruh I don't recognize any of these names... What happened to everyone?
Also, just decided I'm in the prime of life, could use a boost to my manhood desu. Wanted to take cheat codes to life and become better looking and more charismatic and confident and less depressed/anxious. And it worked, felt great, no regrets.
>>34872042
>Once I figured out the process of brewing and how fucking easy it really is, I never looked back.
how the shit do you learn that?
>>34872323
If I was you I'd do a recomp on it, just eat in a tiny deficit to where you're only losing like .5 lbs a week or so and you'll burn fat and build some muscle at the same time. Best of both worlds brotha
>>34872361
Welcome to your mid life crisis. May the mires be with you.
>>34872369
You do secret handshake. Then they take you to the gym's storage room for the initiation.
Would having natty test levels of 1400 revoke my natty card since it's above average?
>tfw shit genetics
>almost have abs but barely any fat has come off the face
>tfw even on test with e2 under control via blood test
wtf is this BS
>>34872229
Sure it's possible, why wouldn't it be? It might not be as quick as you're expecting though, you aren't going to take them and just all of a sudden see night and day difference, it's still going to take time, just not as much as natty. Also don't expect roids to do all the work, make sure your programming and nutrition are on point before using them, just relying on the roids to do all the work will get you no where and will just be a waste of dank hormonas and money. Im telling you this out of experience, I did a cycle and didn't do proper programming, just a bro split and chased the pump and didn't make nearly as many gains as I possibly could have.
As far as will you lose gains after cycling off, we can't really answer that, everyone varies, there are too many factors that effect that answer to really be able to. Diet, training routine, genes maybe, etc. I've heard of some people not losing any at all, but personally I just cycled off and I definitely lost a bit of weight, but as far as actual muscle mass I don't feel I've lost much if any, my strength is still going up.
Now this is just personal speculation, but I think within the realm of your natty potential, if you roid you create a bunch of muscle satellite cells which you will still have once you get off, your muscle may shrink slightly, but you still have those satellite cells, which can therefore be translated to you can still get back to where you were on roids, you just have to grow the muscle those satellite cells reign over, kind of like when you take a break from lifting, you still have all the satellite cells, and that's why muscle memory is a thing and it's so much easier to regain muscle than build from scratch.
Wanted to start after seeing that I looked better than a lot of the frauders at the gym while natty, then I did a contest, dont wanna be natty anymore.
Just found the GOAT carb source
Udon noodles
1 pack for 1.50 at sprouts
Brocco+Chicken stir fry on top of udon with teriyaki sauce mmmmm
>>34872488
shit if you've got that high test naturally you're lucky as fuck. When I was natty I had ~210ng/dl
>>34872687
fuck yeah those are great
any vitamins to take to help prevent e2 or progesterone ? (excluding AIs/caber obv)
b6 for progesterone, would anything else be good? zinc maybe?
>>34872923
Couldn't hurt.
>>34872956
>tfw answering questions you don't know the answer to.
DYEL
>>34872012
That's exactly right lol almost 2 weeks
>>34872029
No worries now. Was just a reminder to myself to stay detached from dumb shit like feelings in college
>>34872977
I've never had to worry about it.
I already have bitch tits and low test from psych drugs.
>>34872923
prami, bromo, chasteberry for prolactin
>>34872987
You gotta learn somehow my nigga. Im glad I learned to avoid feels recently.
As a wise man once said "Either be a player, or get married, in between will fuck you up and hurt the girl"
What dose raloxifene for PCT?
>>34873209
Man I feel like getting married is stupid. I've met plenty of girls who are attractive any funny and shit but god damn I haven't met any that were those things and smart too. I love me some smart chicks.
Also don't have motivation for going out and getting laid ever so it usually ends up in only get laid in/around a relationship
>>34872574
I postulate that the body can very easily go back to a former strength in a short time, but once you get past that milestone the gains slow because the body remembers and is prepared for the infrastructure changes.
>>34873209
"A man has to have a code"
>>34873260
It's rare for a hot chick to be intelligent and not entitled. Slightly average chicks are the most loyal and down to earth.
>>34873260
My wife is pretty badass.
She's super smart and was a total weeb when I met her.
She's still fucking retarded and a gains goblin tho.
>bless her little heart I still love her to death
>>34873260
Getting married is dumb man, if you and a girl are in love, keep the government out of it imo.
But finding a girl worthy of long term partnership is real hard. I want to think that girls who lift and take care of themselves have their shit together more than most girls desu.
>>34873329
>Getting married is dumb man
Says every edgy 15-25 year old.
>>34873329
>I want to think that girls who lift and take care of themselves have their shit together more than most girls desu.
Dream big lil nigga
>>34873329
I used to go to college with this girl.
She was a cunt.
She got ripped.
Turned stripper then full blown hooker.
Dem issues doe.
>idk man
>>34873289
One day I may meet my dream woman
>>34873321
Happy for you man
>>34873329
Yeh kinda what I think. Idk half of me wants to be romantic and shit like all the basic girls dream about and the other half thinks that's stupid as shit. Probably will need to see a shrink sometime in my life
ran into analgirl last night brahs
>>34873414
sry dawg no such thing as a smart girl
having smart people to converse with is what guy friends are for
>>34872923
might be bs, but look into zma
>>34873432
Baby mama was smart as hell. Like 95th percentile or above test scores and a 29 on her ACT (not as good as mine tho ;^))
Plus I thought she was cute and she was sometimes funny. Was a huge cunt about 15% of the time though
>>34873438
ZMA is an expensive shill, any zinc outside of oxide helps if you're deficient
are we all friends here?
>>34873452
sry dawg test scores dont mean shit
i work with tons of women with phds and they are all dumb as shit
my mom is an MD and she dumb too
>>34873458
zinc p is also good aparently
>>34873459
I like to think so
>>34873393
The idea of having a lifetime partner isnt dumb. The all the legal shit associated with marriage is.
>>34873405
Idk man, lots of girls have issues, they hide pretty well until they break.
>>34873394
Wouldnt it make sense? If a girl has a set lifting schedule and takes care of her diet, she has her shit together more than 80% of other basic bitches.
>>34873414
No need to see a shrink breh, we're prolly just both prolly immature when it comes to relationships.
>>34873477
I buy some cheap-ass pills and they work very well
if you're deficient you can see the effect on your cum in like a day, for me it gets so thick girls need to chew before they swallow
>>34873473
Maybe I'm just looking through rose colored glasses man. She was a fair bit smarter than the average person though
>>34873480
You calling me immature breh?? I've fought in two wars and I've seen horrors the likes of which cannot be described using the english language
>>34873493
>for me it gets so thick girls need to chew before they swallow
tfw noone swallows my cum
brb summoning tinygirl
>>34873480
> The all the legal shit associated with marriage is.
You get a marriage license (this takes literally less than 30 mins out of your day) and you get to enjoy all the benefits that come with it. Not sure what "legal shit" you're referring to?
>>34873452
Look guys, it can't all be fun and games.
Find somebody compatible with you, and stick it out.
That's all you have to do.
What makes it worth it is the different kinds of love that form.
6 months to 1 year is one kind
1 year to 3 years is better
3-6 and you can make it through anything.
I'm a schizo fraud fuck up, but I've been with my wife for 7 years.
I lost my virginity to her too, and slayed pussy like an asshole until I got completely serious.
If you can dedicate to being fit, there's no way you're a complete robot.
>>34873508
It's all about balance then? I'm still about to gut it out til miss perfect comes along and then I'm gonna get her pregnant so she can never leave me
>>34873495
No seriously.
You have to balance the female autism that comes with their intelligence along with everything else.
>Literally find the girl that pisses you off the least.
>>34873495
Immature in relationships. I have no idea what I want either, I get with random sluts and the next week I catch feels on accident and want a relationship.
Im basically a fucking 9th grader in terms of relationships, you're def further along than I am.
Didnt mean to offend brah
>>34873535
This sounds like it's gonna be a rough ride famm. For now I'm just gonna stick to hoes and wheelchair girl I guess
>>34873545
Lol I'm fucking with you man. I've never fought in any war. Only had one long term gf so I guess I'd say we're at least close to similar
>>34873565
How's it been going with rolls Royce anyways?
Hello, where are all the high exam women and rare meme frogs I was promised. BTW, I come from Reddit AMA xD.
>>34873594
Da Fook did y just say to me m8 I'll fookin wreck ur arse u cunty Lil feggit.
>>34873594
> high exam women
made me chuckle.
>>34873615
Yea that was bretty good.
So many feels in this thread.
>>34873623
took me a sec to get it
>>34873627
got some /fresh/ new feels yesterday
>>34873627
>tfw no energy
>tfw no thirsty
JUST
>>34873594
>high exam women
>>34873636
Anal feels?
>>34873648
>that middle part
Also
>that guy with the fedora
>>34873648
Lol she probably looks awful naked.
Absolutely disgustjng
>>34873668
A lot of girls look awful naked.
>>34873588
I think she's into me breh. Good feels
>>34873648
>that guy with the fedora
Jesus Christ, I thought it was satire, I didn't know there were people who actually unironically dressed up like this.
>>34873648
yes.
baka.
really mis dat ass
>>34873683
Actually it's a popular thing these days.
4chan fucked me up with this, I can't avoid losing my shit when I see someone with one in public.
>>34873668
She's average skinnyfat.
Nothing to hate on really.
But who wants average.
>>34873648
>>34873659
>>34873668
she looks gg desu senpai
>>34873694
it's fine when it's somewhat fitting to the style
but graphic tee or a hoodie and a fedora are just fucking cringeworthy
it's like the time one of my classmates "dressed up" for an oral exam
which consisted of him putting a suit jacket over a hoodie
wish I was fucking kidding
>>34873698
Average is OK. Unlike the guys on this board who can't settle for anything lower than super models,I don't have sky high expectations and standards.
>>34873720
avg can be qt
>>34873681
Incorporate her into your routine 3 times a week
>if you know what I be sayin'
>>34873720
>>34873730
Mfw my wife just starting stripping and making bank
>>34873731
I'm still really on the fence about this lol. She told me that I needed to watch jurassic world with her so maybe I'll find out soon just what's going on
>>34873752
let her cam 4me
>>34873718
What I fucking hate is that I have an entire fedora collection that I started when I was 14.
>THAT I CANT EVEN WEAR BECAUSE OF THESE GODDAMN FAGLORDS
>>34873731
Nice pic Freddy. I really, really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>>34873765
wear a suit or a decent sweater/cardigan and a coat then put a decent fedora on and you're good
I can rock slavhats (flat caps) but that's probably because I'm a slav (and also apparently have good aesthetics in general)
>>34873753
What's your hangups bro?
I'm sure she's not on the fence about it.
>because she can't climb fences
I'm a terrible person, I know.
>>34872387
kek I matched with her on tinder in nyc, she's columbian or something right?
>>34873775
................... It's all yours, my friend.
>>34873758
Nah she's still too conservative somehow.
I had to get her super stoned so she'd relax enough for me to put it in her pooper.
Shit was fuckin epic tho.
>mfw I came buckets
tips on getting test bloodworks done in canada?
>>34873508
>tfw complete robot
Morning you ugly bastards, hope you're good.
Quick question would it be a bad idea to put a tinder moment up of me in my sexy knickers?
>>34873977
Are you trying to hook up? Just make sure some thirsty chicas see it then take it down. Either way don't leave it up forever.
>>34874215
Cool, nice one. Thanks man
>>34873825
post pix
>>34874288
TRT stands for testosterone replacement therapy, literally replacing the test (an androgen) the body should be normally making. No, it will not make your dick grow, but androgens have made dicks grow in androgen deficient patients in adolescence.
>>34874311
>androgens have made dicks grow in androgen deficient patients in adolescence.
>adolescence
Put your trip on Canary
>>34874363
Depends on how tall you want to be breh
>>34873414
>One day I may meet my dream woman
>tfw I think I met mine
>tfw I hope I can hold on to her
>tfw she doesn't know I'm on roids
I'm fucked brehs
>>34874435
She's going to leave you for natty black cock breh. Accept it.
>>34874447
No fuck you anon.. I'm just gonna lie to myself instead.
>>34874455
He's right though, girls just want a big black vascular cock, shoved inside their wet snatch
>>34874455
Next year you'll be bald and sharing your baby mama feels with us.
>>34874484
The truth brings too many feels.
>>34874491
B-but I'm on propecia minoxidil and nizoral.... I'm gonna make it r-right brehs?
>>34874508
I'm rooting for you anon. As long as your hair game is solid another qt will fall into your lap. Might be a nigress but by then you'll be ready.
I swear my eyebrow hairs are getting softer
>>34874613
so's your brain
>>34874592
Depends on your country breh. But as long as you don't distribute, prolly g2g. Google reddit sst.
Best place to get ephedrine online in the US?
>>34874625
Was always soft.
>>34874773
Local Walgreen or cvs. Just buy some bronkaid at the pharmacy counter. It's easier.
>>34870993
Used dnp first
Then peptides+sarms
Now I included roids+gh
It has been 6 months since my first dnp cap and now im on a whole host of stuff
Nothings too much to get big right?
>>34874789
What dose should I take per day?
>>34874773
Contact tg4y on sst
Or get bronkaid
>>34874234
Where da pics?
>>34874814
1tab is 20mg or something,i take 24mg e + 200mg caff pwo, its pretty fun
>>34874816
>>34874829
Thanks brehs
>>34874807
Damn you're moving up in the world. How are the results so far anon?
Couple questions for you /fraudsters/:
If I'm pinning 500mg test-e per week, is it bad to always pin in the same spot?
And what is the equivalent dosage of adex to aromasin? Is it 1mg=25mg? Can I switch to one without any sort of buildup or decrease?
>>34873210
I think you need meds to cure stupidity now go on pct desu SENPAI lad
>>34875552
>I'm pinning 500mg test-e per week, is it bad to always pin in the same spot?
Yeah, it's best to have at least 2. Pin on both sides, alternate between say your left leg and your right leg
>adex to aromasin
They pretty much knock eostrogen down equally, you may need to lower Asin dosage due to it killing off the eostrogen rather than adex which just temporarily blocks it. Experiment a little, you won't make any problems if you dose a little to high or low for a week or 2 whilst you figure it out
>>34875622
Cheeky being helpful. So proud of you breh.
>>34875857
Only because this thread is so slow, it won't happen again senpai
>>34875904
So brave
Homebrewed for the first time. When filtering tren-e the 60ml syringe got loose from the filter and I splashed 20ml on the wall :/
>>34870993
Today I went to pick up a weight said hello to a cute girl.she says hello. Her immediate reaction is to raise her shirt and check out her ass in the mirror. LIKE DAWG. I'm not used to having people like my body. I also got told I am looking diesel today. Former fat fuck who lost 140 lbs
In4 NW pics
Natty here but I wanted to ask this to the people on /fit/ who lift.
I just started lifting and I'm 1.90 cm tall and weight 80 kg, yeah I know skelly mode.I'm aiming for 160g protons each day.
But the thing is, my stomache is getting really upset from the protons from myprotein.
Anyway of making it easier to digest? Or does my stomache gets un-fucked after a while when it gets used to the protein?
>>34876425
get over it. Eat real food. Your body will get5 used to it
JM getting BTFO
>>34876467
yeah lol
>>34876425
JJ usually gives some great advice in fixing digestion with nutrients.
Yeah your body will eventually get used to it. You can go down to 80g and work your way up though. You're underweight so you could probably use more carbs or try mixing in other protein sources like eggs. If your stomach is upset the chances are your nutrients aren't being put to good use anyway so dial back your shitty protein and work around it until your body adjusts.
Like the other dude said, real food. Eating big is actually a skill believe it or not. Keep working at it to unlocking gains. At least you're not a fat fuck. Just don't get carried away with the bulk and don't get fat along the way.
>>34873508
Dude I'm 40 and still finding myself. I love all my ex-gfs but they were too controlling or I myself gave up too much to be in the relationship (should have stood up for myself more).
I desperately want a waifu and babymomma but I find I rush into things too quickly. When I'm in a relationship, I seem to get good vibes from women and I feel limited. When I'm not, I feel lonely.
>>34876467
Please no bully. JM is life.
>>34870993
First started my new cycle when I first got into the marine corps in 2012? Everyone was doing, GOT CHARGED 800$ FOR 4 AMPS OF TEST ENANTHATE AHAHAHA
>mfw i was that stupid
>mfw i never had AI, only PCT
Started second cycle about 2 months ago, my "official first cycle"
Going great, found a fairly expensive online source so I'm always looking for cheaper
Offtopic
My Daily calorie intake is 3200
Two days ago I brought it to 3700 (net worth) and my body loved it
Yesterday I brought it to about 5000-5500 and my body loved it, woke up looking cut this morning
How much do you bulk on? Yesterday I Ate about 7000 calories but it netted to 5500ish since I worked out twice
>TL;DR how much calories do you bulk at?
>>34876576
How's the dating game at your age?
> inb4 single moms and cheating milfs
>>34876437
>>34876573
thanks for the advice brehs
>>34870993
anyone use test prop in here? if you use it sparingly enough can you avoid or minimize shutdown?
>>34876588
>Yesterday I brought it to about 5000-5500 and my body loved it, woke up looking cut this morning
Could be the whoosh effect. I'd be careful but if it keeps working hold it steady for a bit before going full retard.
>>34876605
17 year olds with dad problems mostly tbph
>>34876635
You're right, I guess different days are different
Did 80 minutes of chest and traps with 250g of carbs in me at about noon yesterday
Then did biceps for 50-60 minutes with about 500g of carbs inside me
Guess I'll go do abs today with about 200g of carbs in me and see how it goes
You right tho ;)
Thanks
>MFW I found out about a month ago carbs are the shit
Carbs = love
Carbs = life
>>34876605
So I do Tinder and the only girls that match with me are 3-8/10 girls in their mid-30s. I have yet to get legit pics of me looking swole with abs (keep waiting to get a LITTLE more lean/ripped) but I've done a few moments. Best luck has been with OKCupid and the girl I'm dating now is from Hinge.
I find that I don't present myself well in pics. I've never been a social person but lately I've been going out to happy hours and reddit meetups (yeah I said it! it's fun) and feeling like the IRL stuff works better. I need to up my in-person game. Now that I'm on roids and Sulbutiamine I'm pretty alpha but I'm very nice and considerate so I don't know how to close the deal for sex/dating, I'm just the really popular, alpha, but super nice guy that's the center of attention.
TL:DR still figuring it out.
>>34876648
I wish LOL. I don't think I've matched with anyone under 30 on Tinder unfortunately.
>>34876701
tinder's fucked up. girls literally match everyone they swipe so they get an overinflated sense of self worth. i stick with anime tbph
>>34876727
>This
>I stick with fucking my girlfriend
>>34876771
anime girlfriends are still girlfriends
>>34876793
>MFW I face fucked my girl in my car last night
>MFW when anime girls can't do that
Your move fuckface
>>34876686
cool. Maybe tren to unlock rapist mode? kek
Breaking out of nice guy status is always the first road block to putang.
>>34876816
waifus are the future and the cure to the curse of flesh. stay unenlightened, degenerate
>>34876686
>girls in their mid-30s
Hnnnng
Who /morningworkout/ crew here?
I feel like I get a way better workout if I just wake up, get some milk and a little caffeine, then hit the gym.
I save my cardio for later in the day/night though. Morning cardio is not fun for me
>>34876666
Hell yeah carbs are awesome. High carb, low fat, and only the sodium gotten naturally from foods works for me.
Doing vegan keto though. I'm fucked for a while.
>>34876850
True
>MFW I finally did it after I found my future wife
>MFW I want to cheat on her with everyone I see but At the same time I don't
>MFW I make her my sex slave
>>34876870
Post pic hungry skelly / obeseo or gtfo
>>34876878
MFW dating a 27 year old and I'm 23
>MFW when I want to fuck every 30 year old in my eyes
That maturity and sex experience though
>>34876908
Sorry bro, bulk life, I dare not even walk too fast without carbs in me
>mfw eating 233g chicken and 2 cups rice
>mfw when I still need 2 eat MORE FUCKING CUPS b4 gym session
>>34876920
RIP, let us know how it goes
Fuck it im venting
My roomate , who is finally getting out of the Marine Corps, is the fattest fuck in history
200 lbs at 5'4 ? Hurr Durrr Marine Corps Standards measure waist to neck ratio, he doesn't even have any muscle, just fat neck
Motherfucker has had
>foot fungi,
>his chin blew up double it's size (looked pretty good actually lol),
>has PRESCRIPTION VASELINE for "his thighs rubbing together and chafing,
>and recently almost drowned DURING THE MOST BASIC SWIM QUAL
>MFW This all happened within the last 3 months
>motherfucker talks to his "future wife" from 0600 to midnight, only sleeping 5-6 hours at most.
>MFW i switched rooms JUST TO SLEEP IN
>eats pizza, junk food (just went to fridge for pizza"
>Hear him at 2 - 4 am waking up and CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE
>SNACKING AT 2AM with chips and candy
>Always wheezing, always so heavy and incapable of being courteous or quiet since he is so unfit
>MFW when he gets out he will be obese
>Fatties, not even once
>MFW this bitch is 5 years old than me and a rank above me
>MFW When he went and asked me why his gut is hanging out
>"I THINK I JUST HAVE A BIG DIAPHRAGM"
TL;DR Some fat ass marine will be working for me at minimum wage in the future
>>34873505
These are regularly thrown out in court
>h-he made me sign your honor it I w-was in love
>null and void, singed under duress
>>34877620
Kek
>>34877620
Next level emoji game breh kek
>>34877620
You the guy talking to the chica in the wheelchair?
>tfw captcha on point
Damnit guys, why are these bitches no fun?
brehs, what weight at 184cm/10%bf looks big but also not unrealistic for a natty?
>>34878139
Kek, what did you do?
>>34878139
what did u do to them?
>>34878060
That's me lol
>>34878226
You're a nice guy dude :).
>>34878249
kek ur such a homo
>>34878208
>>34878223
Idk, the last girl I sent a message to had huge tits so I asked when would she let me suck on them
after 3 weeks of this, im out. Cant stand the sides ;.;
>>34878289
kek, did u shit your livers out?
>>34876991
>steroid addict getting this buttflustered trying to defend their 3dpd
>>34878257
Lol fuck off, I'm on dbol now my eostrogen is high
>>34878311
pretty much, didnt piss brown or anything but lethargy is killing me, also blood pressure is making me problems and some veins are fucking painfull and look like about to explode lol, also dry eyes, and the list goes on..
Well, at least won 4kg (near 9lb) in 3 fucking week, and in theory the water retention % is minimum.
tamoxifen, here we go, depression inc
>>34870993
Was lifting natty for like 2-3 years making very little gains busting my ass. Got a blood test and saw I had 200ngdl test level even with good diet/sleep/exercise. Lurked fraud for half a year and then bought some from a trip, sat on em for a few months unsure about whether or not I had learned enough about them to finally take the plunge. Step brother died totally randomly and I decided I had researched it enough and took the plunge because for all I knew I could die tomorrow.
>>34878268
Why don't girls find that funny? If I was a chick I'd laugh and carry the joke on.
>>34878332
proud of you bb
I fight in a cage for fun and money. So i have different goals than most of you guys but i started doing stuff after i took a really bad loss from a guy juiced out of his mind. Most guys up here are like that and we dont test blood.
Figured that if even in a smaller promotion in Alaska people were rampantly using PEDs i had to to even the playing field too.
Started using DNP
Have used Sarms (s4, gw1516, ostarine)
Anavar
Have bought test and all the ancillaries and accessories but havent used it yet.
Got fat because i hadent trained in 6 months and just had a kid. I fight at 205 and am currently 250lbs. Lost 6 pounds this week so far.
Currently running Sarms, clen, and am eating about 1500-1700 calories a day.
Think im going to cut to 225 and then do a low test (250) run so that ill be able to do 2 a days. Lift in morning and then martial arts at night.
>>34878332
>sat on em for a few months
Did you think it would hatch or something?
>I'm here all week guys
>>34878338
I did meet a really hot girl that was fun to talk to. But now she's ghosting me. Gave me a good workout this morning though. Hoping she is a catfish and started feeling bad about catfishing me. But it could be I'm a 5'7 manlet
>>34878354
Don't be yet, i'm pathetic off cycle and haven't bit the bullet to cruise4lyf yet due to love of travel and international studies. I'm a worthless ADD riddled bipolar manic depressive half the year.
I wish I could just explain to my doctor that 500test/500mast does more for me than any SSRI or ADD drug considering my genetic mutations that don't regulate dopamine correctly or break down adderall correctly.
>>34878389
;_;, it'll be okay anon.
How frequently can I work out on cycle?
Hit the same muscle group 3x, 4x, 5x a week?
>>34878389
She probably found out you're a dirty picses
>>34878329
Lol honestly you might make more gains on tamoxifen than that shit
>>34878364
Jesus breh
I need yolodrol advice's
>>34878468
Well a lot of our conversation was about how we're both probably catfish. So when she asked my sign and I said pisces she tried ending the conversation. She then changed her bio and I said her new bio screamed catfish and she was like you do realize picses is a fish and changed it to that. She also said her ex was a pisces and broke her heart
>>34878509
why would you say that? It was legit and effective.
Why do the "mods" let this thread exist when 90% of the posts are about relationship problems?
>>34878558
"Effective" except for the fact that it was shit
>>34878562
90% of fit is about relationship problems, validation and insecurities.
>>34878580
Man, explain yourself. I didnt pass 76kg in 1 year and now im 80 in 15 days. ?
>>34878562
>2015
>not knowing the secret language roiders use to sell gear on fraud
>>34878616
Happy birthday breh
>in for tinder nudes again
>it is time
>>34878468
Pic related
>>34878626
>>34878617
It's true
From that comment I found three sources of the highest quality hgh
>1970 + 45
>not encrypting pics with source info and secret messages
>not knowing basic scripting and coding
>>34878535
No big deal. Started training again and will be back in shape in no time. Usually im in the high teens like 218-219 walk around weight so in the grand scheme of things, its not all that much to lose and then i just cut weight a week before the fight.
>>34878289
Tell me where to buy it you motherfucking faggot
>>34878616
Cause you're a pussy breh
Was wondering where MasTest went
>>34876356
>>34878692
Good luck man. Be careful with the dnp though. Hydration and all that other shit seems like a bitch when you're doing martial arts too.
>>34878818
Yeah when im doing DNP its low doses and i drink about 2 gallons of water a day. Cardio gets fucked on it from lifting? Imagine on it and having to spar with people with no energy and no cardio. ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE.
but so effective at what it does.
>>34878842
I'd imagine being 1/8 ton doesn't help much either
>>34878977
LOL. I guess not but i bet my cardio is probably better than yours even right now.
I can still do 3 5minute rounds against a person trying to beat the shit out of me without dying.
..or blowing my load in your case cheer :P
>>34878996
Damn son how you gonna just shit talk my cardio when you don't even know me
I got stamina for days mang. Distance runner and wrestler
>>34876850
>Maybe tren to unlock rapist mode? kek
That is exactly my plan, dude. Starting in about a week. Got some of Chem's shit. Supposed to be pretty good.
>>34879034
>>>34878996 (You)
>Damn son how you gonna just shit talk my cardio when you don't even know me
>I got stamina for days mang. Distance runner and wrestler
i feel like i just had this talk on here not long ago. Everyone on the internet is a physical specimen apparently.
How are your knees? I feel like those two sports dont go too well hand in hand.
P.S. If you did wrestling in middle school, that doesnt count hahahah
>>34879099
I run 100m in 9.55secs and bench 5 plate, I don't brag though because people won't believe me anyway
Fuck. Went on a long bike ride to a park area and some kid darted in front of me and I hit the brakes, supermanned, and went down hard on my right elbow.
Hands and knees are scraped up. The people that helped me were all "well at least you have all that muscle, you did a good job absorbing the blow heh heh"
Some park rangers patched me up and I rode home 10 miles but now I can't use my left elbow. :|
Popped two Tramadol and the CEO of a company that wants to hire me is calling in 20 mins. Wish me luck bros
>>34879131
I meant my left elbow. Absorbed most of the impact on my outstretched left elbow so I like jammed it or something. Hurts like a BITCH.
>>34879099
Lel I've blown out my knees twice each, three from wrestling and once from cheerleading.
Been hella athletic since I hit puberty in 4th grade. And anyways middle school wrestling practice was on par with any highschool practice barring wrestling
The amount of people who are against roids on this board is fucking hilarious.
Especially when they post goal bodies and 95% of them are users of steroids.
This was me back in my prime
R8 no h8
>>34879619
Kinda like this
>>34879619
Lol it's great
>>34879958
Ayyyyyy cunt
Safe mail is down how to contact cycle fag?? Pls halp
>>34880299
Step 1
>www.google.com
>click on the little box
>secure email service
Step 2
>click a link
Step 3
>Canary is a pedo
Step 4
>set up account
>>34873495
telling people you fought in two wars is the epitome of immature. if no one asked about it, no one gives a fuck.
>>34879414
Are you the one wrestling the slave back to its quarters?
>>34880333
Yeah but what would be the address lol?
>>34880573
Oh his email?......dunno
>>34880410
kek
bemp
This isn't the right thread
Just had a wad of scar tissue extracted from my foot.
No leg training for about 2+ weeks. Gonna see if I can gain quick enough on the upper body to offset the atrophy from my legs.
>>34881679
You're going to have to explain this to me.
Why'd you have scar tissue extracted and how's that even work?
>>34881752
I had some glass in my foot for an extended period and even after having the glass removed the scar tissue grew.
Just a standard surgical removal.
>>34881782
>glass in my foot
Oh God that sounds awful. Could you feel it every step?
>>34881912
Not at first. I had it in there for 1.5 months before I saw a bump. I cut it out myself. 2.5 months later it hasn't healed, so my family doc treats it. 2 pieces of much smaller glass in there. 2 months later it hasn't healed. Go to specialist.
It didn't get unbearable until two weeks ago.
how do you even find these fraudulent materials? ask the buffest guy at the gym?
>18, 190lbs, 6'1
>literally above 20% bf
>or so I think
>on intermittent fasting
>gonna start pinning bang on the first of December
>should be down to 20%
>that glorious winter bulk
>them good new years eve feels
Any advice before I jump into fraud-a-land?
Is cycling even worth it ? Gonna buy a shit ton of aromasin
>>34882140
Read the sticky?
http://pastebin.com/ys7xXYkL
20% is fat as fuck. Make sure you have AI and all the other shit on hand for sides if you're doing it anyway.
god I want to get on gear so bad, but I feel like I should give myself some time to push my natty potential. still just intermediate lifter and not serious enough yet (imo) to make the most out of it. 28 now. Thinking I'll give myself until 30-33ish. If I'm still serious about liftin and health, then I might be ready. also I think I will need a lot of time to actually learn about the stuff and find supplier...
also I don't have the rest of my life together, and since I'm not trying to be a fitness model, probably not a good investment until I'm more settled.
but damn I want that glorious test boost feel it sounds like magic.
>>34879414
This has to be the first time I've seen a real rassler on the internet. Looks like a pic from the 60s though lel
>>34871067
that's some serious winter feels right there in your pic
cant wait for decemeber when depression sets in over exams, i dont wanna get out of bed, it's -40 outside and everything is under 5 feet of snow
>>34870993
touched a girl today. she injured her hand and i held it when i was looking at it after she showed it to me, and then i stood close to her after. anyone else got any alpha stories?
>>34883390
i told girl waiting on rack to work in but she said she didnt want me to unload every time
alpha as fuck
>>34883419
should've told her that you wanted to unload your alpha cock juice into her vagina. works every time
>>34883390
Dis you smell her snatch?
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