your weakness
>>34869921
i love eating little debbie's cream pies too
>>34869921
your mom's tight pussy
>>34869934
very original
>>34869950
oh jesus it looks so hearty
so greasy
so good
you son of a bitch OP
The Debbie cakes isle is my biggest weakness. Fuck a snickers I want iced honey buns and zebra cakes. If only I could eat honey buns and drink shakes all day...
cosmic brownies :(
>>34870012
>tfw never knew walmart had that aisle for the linges time
>cakes isle
>isle
where is that locaeted geographically?
>>34870037
usually beside the freezers on bread mtn.
>>34869921
Based debbie
Honey buns and cosmic brownies mane
>>34870067
noice
thats close to vanilla dome?
>>34870012
>an entire aisle dedicated to one particular brand of cakes
get it together america
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG
also mcdonalds
>>34870122
my mouth is watering
>>34870115
i never tried those
i dont give a fuck what anyone says about doritos
they are my favorite chip and i like them unironically
the collisions is pretty good
sweet chili heat are soild
nacho cheese is a clasic
>>34870153
dude they're so good. the jacked spicy street taco is fire also
>>34870122
disgusting.
Meat disgusting greasy delicious meat
SUZY Q"s FUUUUUUUCK
pork rinds
>>34869921
Holy shit. My mom used to get these when I was young and I swear...I could down a whole box of little Debbie's strawberry shortcakes but could not finish a second oatmeal creampie. Filling as FUCK.
Was as the supermarket and saw a box of these and read the nutrition...Gawd damn not sure how I stayed a skeletal my whole teenage years.
>>34870191
That comic is making fun of people who don't like beer, you know
>>34870191
you idiot. beer is delicious. just because it does not fit your pallet, doesn't mean I dislike it.
Holy fuck, I hope your intention was to make me mad, because it really worked.
>inb4 I'm some minority, these fuckers are delicious.
>>34870283
> Anonymous 11/10/15(Tue)19:08:33 No.34870283 ▶
>>34869921 (OP)
Holy shit. My mom used to get these when I was young and I swear...I could down a whole box of little Debbie's strawberry shortcakes but could not finish a second oatmeal creampie. Filling as FUCK.
Was as the supermarket and saw a box of these and read the nutrition...Gawd damn not sure how I stayed a skeletal my whole teenage years.
>tfw read the box of poptarts
>200 cals per one tart
>tfw could eat 4 at a time
>was fat as fuck
If ales and yoghurt coated trailmix didn't exist I would have no trouble cutting
>>34870304
>cheetos jalepino
so fucking addicting
>>34870317
Literally could live off this shit.
I also have a serious apple problem to the point that I don't allow myself to keep them in the house. I eat a whole bag in one sitting like a horse.
>>34870037
>>34870092
I mean... there's bread and frozen vegetables in that isle so it isn't too unhealthy. Just get a bag of frozen corn and some blueberry bagels to cover the rest of your power chair's basket of Debbie cakes so nobody knows how many genetics you eat every day.
>SCOOTER PIE
>>34870401
>not wagon wheels
Just fuck my shit up senpai holy shit these noodles are so god damn good desu what in god's name do they put in the spice it's like I'm addicted to crack. Somewhere there's a factory that makes this shit and it's my life goal to break in and steal like 3 tonnes of it
>>34870098
Best things ever made
>>34870098
well thats one way to get a 6 pack
i could eat these forever desu
>>34869933
Whoa now son this is a Christian imageboard
>>34870704
jesus christ.....the sodium.
So tempted to go get one right now, thank opie
>>34870799
they are so fucking good
>want only one pie
>the cashier always says its cheaper to buy 2
>>34870031
dude those are gross
>>34870811
i fucking know that feel brah.
>tfw too pussy to say i just want one
>>34870704
Add bok choy, chicken, boiled eggs, seaweed, spring onions, mushrooms... sumo gainz.
I'm not an alcoholic, though, I swear.
>>34870768
Dude I'm with ya, there.
>>34870122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM
>>34870090
>>34870098
>>34870122
>>34870768
>>34870799
Brehs
>>34870818
>>34870811
>not giving one to your boyfriend
>>34871033
>being a faggot
One every day since so long I can't even remember. I just can't stop.
>believing in weakness
>making it
pick one faggots
Fucking jared
>>34871111
i got pretty bad once with the fuckling energy drinks
i think i had like 40 in one month
>>34871111
I drink one every morning. So fuggin good.
>>34871150
breh, dont make me fail nofap
>>34869921
When I looked at the thumbnail for this thread, I thought the box said Oral Creampie.
Time for no fap I guess...
>>34870090
Breh
Just I bite
I made this for you
Breh, come on
I'll feed you ᶰᵒ ʰᵒᵐᵒ
>>34870276
with a touch of vinegar and beer
i miss this
>>34870090
fuck now i want Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
>>34871180
Here's some anti-fap material
>OC
this and Reese's peanut butter cups
>>34871302
>tfw reese spread
>>34869921
my fucking god
i cant go a day without eating one if i have them at home
that and takis
Like 4 times a week, this shit was addicting
>>34871322
>tfw no self control
>tfw all or nothing
>>34871339
>had tried and kept a majority of their bottles
>threw them down the apartment shoot 1 by 1 over 10 years ago
>really could go for one of these
>they don't have any of the good flavors in stores
>>34869921
my weakness is being creampie'd
>>34870276
pork rinds have solid macros though. God-tier cutting snack.
>>34869921
Oh lawd, they used to sell double decker pies at the corner store outside my office. It was all I had for lunch some days.
>>34871111
Is this bad for you?
Yeah yeah I know its monster.
But can no sugar, calories etc be that bad? Isn't it just flavored water at that point?
1/3
Fucking poptarts with some milk
>>34871541
2/3
>>34871547
>ginger snaps and milk
also
>eat bowl of icecream
>crave milk
>drink milk
>crave icecrem
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>34871550
3/3
>>34871150
Wow, it must be making her really hungry. Look, the silly thing got her saliva all over her face. That's just being careless.
>>34871286
Did something bite you?
>>34871152
bro....i've had about 70 in a month at one point. 2-3 per day.
>>34871579
jesus christ dat caffience resistance
>>34871530
Well I don't think they're bad, they even have decent vitamin content.
But still they're my weakness and I can't stop.
>>34869921
My weakness is pretty much any sugary snack. I enjoy most of them, and can usually eat an entire package or more if I buy em, so I just have to forego for the most part; much easier to say no.
>tfw need top buy chicken
>tfw cant resist buying junk while at store
how combat this ?
>>34871622
>grab chicken
>go straight to checkout
Don't know what else to tell ya
>>34871622
>Write out a list
>Go to store
>Buy only from the list
Just exercise some self control. Maybe consider constructing a list that takes you systematically around the store and prevents you from doubling back and noticing candy on sale or something.
>>34871622
should've chose willpower as one of your major attributes at character creation
>>34871622
tfw I live in california & we have stores like Sprouts & Whole foods, where there is no candy.
Except they do have some candy shit, like dried fruit with added sugar, but its still easier to resist.
>>34870295
y r u so asshurt if it's satire
personally don't understand the appeal of liquor
I prefer coffee black and can stand beer but liquor just tastes like gasoline to me
I can taste the alcohol in every sip, it's horrifying
>>34871644
i always min/max
take everything out of CHR and put into STR
>>34871349
well its pretty much why i never buy them, i got a box two months ago for the first time in a year because of it
>>34869921
Thai Tea. Probably weird, but I love that shit.
>>34871622
>make a list of the shit you need and stick with it
>eat before you go
>>34871644
>3040x2480
I can almost taste it.
>>34871667
i can almost feel it
>>34871667
>>34871675
Jesus Christ.
That looks fucking delicious.
>>34871577
I was pulling a steering column out of a wrecked truck at the junkyard and my hand slipped off the wrench.
>>34871675
remove seeds and gay veggies and we are good
>>34871675
When I opened the full sized photo, this sent shivers down my spine.
Like, sexually.
I eat at least a pound of almonds a week mixed up with raisins and chocolate. Is that bad? Since starting my bulk my hunger has been really intense.
>>34870799
let me ruin your fantasy to make my shit first job at mcdonalds worth something
>make pies at 10:00 AM
>button has been pressed 5-6 times for pies over 4 hours because nobody bought them
>each time the button is pressed they're supposed to be thrown out and replaced
>sell one or two maybe
>halfway through the day
>managers throw out all of them in huge sad "fuck" stack that comes out of the trash
>random employee: "If you're going to throw them out can I have one?"
>No you have to pay even though we were going to throw them out if you didn't buy it
Fuck miserable apple pie slot in front of store at miserable job.
>>34870289
Considering Cueball is Randall's self-insert, I doubt it. I've never met a nerd who liked beer
>>34871563
Shit I was just thinking about that there delicious boba. Heading to Cha Time this weekend bruv
>>34871722
>not wanting everything on that burger including the veg
Shut up, faggot.
>>34870811
Servos are the worst for that
>fill up car
>get vanilla coke because that shit is delicious
>'just to let you know it's only $1 more to get two'
>>34871800
i like my hamburgers ketchup only
>>34871339
do they even make that anymore? all i ever see is the shitty tea ones they make
>>34871804
>vanilla coke
>tfw canada
>>34871807
i think they removed them from shelves
rarely see one in canada anymore
B R E H
R
E
H
>inb4 nignog
>>34871722
>gay veggies
You. I hate you.
>>34871806
You must be a fun guy
>>34871837
never ever cared for it
i'd rather a nice juicy chicken breast
>>34869921
This so much
Holy fucking hell man
>>34869921
pizza every day because i work at a pizza place fuck my job fuck my life
>>34871817
I just looked it up, do canuckfags seriously not have vanilla coke?
I didn't even know they discontinued it anywhere, it's been continuously available in Aus since it first came out
These little things
>>34871860
no we dont
no cheery coke either
Brehs....
>>34871863
>any gummy candy
JUST
>>34871868
Crunch bars are GOAT, I used to fuck up those movie theater boxes of bunch a crunch all the time from the $1 store
>>34871868
>not cadbury crunchie or crispy crunch
>>34870122
>>34870018
I is kill
It's just too fucking good. Not even a weeb, I just fucking love ramen
>>34871302
Beef jerky ain't gonna kill you pham
>>34871895
how do I get the meat like this? like what is it?
>>34871860
We had it for one summer when I was a kid, and I drank it everyday. Everyone I knew did too, idk why they stopped selling it here.
>>34870122
Yep. I give myself one day every week or so.
I mean it's college...right?
>>34871916
Any time I've ever made it at home, I just use pork belly and cheap meat. You're gonna be cooking the fuck out of it, so it'll be tender when you eat it. I don't know what that meat is though
brehs
>>34869921
This and chips ahoy, or any chocolate chip cookies.
Every time I go to my parents house they have them and tell me to have one.
>>34869921
The hell is a creme pie? That's a whoopie pie.
>>34871895
I miss Japan. The food was fucking awesome.
>>34872007
Japanese food is fucking godlike for gains
>>34871959
>tfw dont live in halifax
>>34872016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhVbxfmrYM
>Those Chankonabe functional strength gains
>>34871530
>isn't it just flavoured water at that point
yeah, with a shit ton of chemicals.. no biggie
>>34871895
I want to learn how to make pork ramen. shit is so fucking fire breh. I payed $13 at this one place where they make the broth in house and I ate it in like 3 minutes.
>>34872060
You in Vancouver?
>>34872060
>where they make the broth in house
Every Ramen restaurant should be making their broth in house. They're broth is what separates them from the others; miso, soy, spicy, whatever. Some have been perfecting their broth for decades.
>>34872084
A lot of places just use grocery store broth with some other seasonings. You can taste the difference.
>>34872044
my fuck
that guy must be like 350 pounds and he just threw him like a child
>>34869921
I live 10 minutes away from a DD and pass by it every morning
>>34872024
>alberta has so many donair shops
fuggin gr8 m8
>>34872138
It's a shame Alberta is a shithole
>>34872069
nah senpai, Chicago.
If you ever find yourself here, I highly recommend this place:
http://www.wasabichicago.com/
>>34872145
pretty much senpai
atleast calgary is nice
>>34870191
even though I agree that beer tastes shit, your post was 100% reddit same for that comic so...
back to reddit fucking faggot
>>34872146
Fuck off, I want Japanese now.
>>34871675
God damn five guys will ruin me.
>>34869921
>pic related
>>34869921
roland?
>>34872277
dunbar?
>>34869921
Any kind of sugary cereal
That crunch, burst of flavor and milk coldness senpai
>>34870304
>xxxtra hot
BRUH WHERE DO YOU GET THESE
>>34872296
what the fuck i typed f a m not senpai hahaha
>>34872044
are any of you old enough to remember the sumo cheating scandal? It was fascinating stuff, but virtually destroyed the sport's credibility for a decade.
>>34870018
Every sunday my buddies order a few for the game. It kills me to sit their and watch them eat it.
>>34872328
What happened?
>>34872135
>remembering sour cremes from DD
holy shit i'm suddenly glad i live at least an hour away from a dd now. I'd eat two of those with a huge glass of juice every morning. I went there so often they'd actually comp me extras.
Funny enough Iwasn't even that fat at the time. Alcoholism piled the pounds on.
>>34870304
Those are disgusting.
Shame on you!
Shit tier cheetos.
>>34872338
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Match-fixing_in_professional_sumo
>In The Joy of Sumo: A Fan's Notes (Charles E. Tuttle, 1991), David Benjamin determined that over a span of ten basho in the years 1989 and 1990, wrestlers who entered the final day with records of 7–7 emerged with an unlikely winning ratio of .813 (39–9). He offered further evidence of cheating in sumo, but his analysis of Day 15, "The Last-Day Blues", represents the first effort to demonstrate statistically that rikishi almost certainly trade favors late in sumo tournaments to facilitate the all-important goal of kachi-koshi, having more wins than losses in a tournament
Chinese food in general gets me
>tfw tims will never bring back lemon filled timbits
>>34870768
>>34870704
>>34870276
>>34870122
>>34870090
>>34869921
>>34871895
>>34871472
Falling for the pork rinde maymay
Indian, Specifically Chana Masala but;
Creole, and Himalayan foods as well. I can't stop eating it. holy fuck all the chickpeas, chicken, capsicain, naan, and garlic. holy fuck! I may be a hoosier but my first ever restraunt was Indian food from the getgo.
also
>>34870704
Kali Muscle, is that you?
>>34871638
Get a load of this helpful faggot.
so greasy
>>34872430
>Helping people
>>34869950
that looks like what I'd eat the day before a rugby game, only, I'd eat a lot more eggs and potatoes
>>34870018
Pizza, depending on the toppings and the way the ingredients are made, can actually be pretty decent for you... that being said, the greasy, yummy, meaty, game day pizza isn't.
>>34872439
>Mes gains s'envolent
>>34872460
monm fromage quand
>>34871111
Get on my level, faggot.
I used to drink this shit all the time in high school. Now the convenience store down the street from my apartment is selling them 2 for $3. I got two about a month ago for nostalgia and now I can't fucking stop drinking them. I hope the store stops that sale soon. They're normally ridiculously overpriced.
It's also a shame that they reduced the caffeine content in half and got rid of the Nos energy shots. One dumbass kid with a heart condition drinks ten and dies, and now suddenly almost all the energy drink variety is gone. Usually all I see is Red Bull, Monster, and the occasional Nos (with reduced caffeine) now. Gotta go online to get the good shit, like Spike or Redline. The golden age of energy drinks is behind us.
>>34872552
All of the GNC's where I live sell spike. Shit is too good
>pic related with a huge glass of milk
just fuck my macros up senpai
>>34872391
kek my nuts off sir, I was making that fucking face and then I saw it and lost my shit entirely.
>>34872552
>tfw bought a 4 pack
>hated taste
>could only drink half a can
>hours later
>Craving the citrus flavor
>>34872552
i remember a thread on a car forum where some idiot dumped a bunch of that into his gas tank.
>>34872649
>>34872383
>lemon
raspberry is where it is at my negro
>>34872751
aight my nig
>>34869933
Kek af ^
This and fucking OREOS
>>34872497
They stopped selling these at my Costco and now there's no way for me to get them without paying like 60 bucks in shipping.
you guys why is it so fucking hard to cut. eating 1200 cals a day is fucking killing me, ate a couple pieces of corn bread and poptarts today and had to walk 7 miles to get my calories down to maintenance.
>>34872924
>1200 calories
manlet or ?
>>34871302
you know thats actually a really healthy snack right? as long as it doesnt have sodium Nitratie or Bisulfate its not that bad. as in... its actually healthy
>>34871895
J A P A N
A
P
A
N
>>34870704
bro im addicted to these authentic chinese restaurants my gf takes me too for delicious spicy food. Let me just tell you man there is a lot better food out there than shitty ramen noodles
>>34872939
yep, 5'8
life is suffering
>>34871806
WTF are you 12?
I bet you order ranch with your wings and say "no celerey please... carrots? no, none of those either; extra ranch though"
I bet you say things like "I don't like mustard"
I bet when I say sides you say fries.
I hate everything that makes you, you. I hate everything that you choose to be.
>>34871263
mike a?
>>34872924
Probably because
A. You're cutting too much
B. You're retarded and eating dense foods.
>>34871959
My nigga
>>34870191
>xkcd
literally reddit the "comic"
it never even has jokes it's just some awkward faggot making observations, drawing stick figures saying them out loud or some retarded fake pie chart to go along with them, then passing the whole thing off as "nerd humor"
I once destroyed an entire costco box of oreos and a gallon of milk in a sitting. It's 130ish oreos...with the milk I think its close to 10k calories
>>34873022
Still seems way too low.
>>34870704
Holy shit! I like to mix in egg yokes when its done.
Best.
Bowl.
Evar.
>>34871752
yes senpai
>>34871563
Best part of boba tea is keeping the straw afterwards to rip fatter lines of crank of my bae's cock, no homo.
>>34871563
What are Meme Foods for 300, Alex?
>CostanzaBelittlesFace.jaypeg
>>34869921
Ethan?
>>34870799
>tfw they're fried now and taste terrible
>>34871286
>tfw all I can think of is that it kinda looks like a vagina and I'd fuck it
F-fuck no fap
>>34872382
This
I get greasy delicious fucking Chinese food at least once a week
>mongolian beef
>general tsos
>boneless spare ribs
>pan fries pork dumplings
>egg drop soup
>crab rangoon
>a nice carton of fluffy white rice
Fuaaaaark, I'm fucking addicted
>>34871916
That's braised/slow cooked pork belly.
>>34871662
With the sweetened coconut milk it can be pretty bad for you. Thai iced tea is fucking delicious.
>>34871837
based taste
can't resist
>>34870304
the best. fuck everything else.
Christian fries from this place down in San Diego:
Fries, bacon, fried egg, guac, cheese, sour cream, carne asada.
>>34869921
>porn
>cheese
>sleeping
Save me /fit/
why can't we eat this stuff again
>>34874250
I want you to know, i never thought a few of those should be put together, but i want the fuck out of that.
>>34874250
Not gonna lie, that looks good.
fuaaark
So refreshing
>>34871649
>sprouts
>no candy
O I M LAFIN
>>34874466
this
>you can buy candy by the pound at sprouts
>>34874449
Nämä niin vittuna
>>34870018
If you make the base by yourself, use fresh mozzarella and use chicken and mushrooms as topping, you get a decent pizza (both in flavor and macros).
>>34869921
any brick oven pizza
>>34870317
I approve.
>>34870122
>tfw 28 and still can't live without drinking beer atleast once a week
Actually it's kind of depressing, but fuck me in the ass sideways with a horse cock is that shit GOOD!
Brehs
>>34871752
I like to think jaffa cakes were made specifically for the jaffa
>>34874079
OH GROSS
>>34874250
>christian fries
>fries, bacon, fried egg, guac, cheese, sour cream, carne asada
Nigga that shit straight up blasphemy.
>>34874615
they just cant keep their shol'va hands from them
>>34871088
>/fit
>not gay
pick one, faggot
>>34871722
you will never make it :^)
>>34871806
I like to spread ketchup all over my body and roll on the floor pretending I'm used tampon
>>34870153
Tapatio Doritos are my favorite
I generally can't resist anything that you can just "grab and eat".
Like doughnuts and non-cake desserts, pizzas and shit, hell, even my soy bread I can literally just dump honey on it and enjoy.
That's why all my stuff in the fridge has to be prepared to some degree, makes things manageable.
>>34874823
>soy bread
Enjoy your gyno and gyno cancer
>>34869933
keked by a little girl
>>34871837
> no honey
> no waffles
wtf fit i thought you wanted to bulk properly
>>34871675
fucking fatkunt
I use like half a box of this a day. I also drink 3-4 pints of beer about 5 days a week. Would like to stop using snus and cut down on beer, but they're the only things, along with working out, that make me happy.
;_;
>>34872426
Well now I'm fuckin' craving Indian food
>>34874250
I physically cannot resist anything involving cheesy chips.
> friends going out tonight
> actually have money and a bit of free time
> tfw can't go because drinking doesn't fit in with cutting
> tfw even if it did, can't resist cheesy chips on the way home
>>34876411
Quitting snus, hardest thing iv'e ever tried to do.
>>34876411
I believe in you BCF
>>34872439
poutine is god tier
Nofap is a lie.
Fucking honey waffles...