Are you doing No Shave November /fit/?
If so, how's it going?
>>34853780
Going fine I guess but my balls itch. Am I doing something wrong?
To protest against no shave november i will be shaving my armpits tonight.
>>34853795
Yeah you're supposed to tell the guy sucking you off to try not to touch your balls with his shitty unshaven beard.
>>34853844
Wait it's for beards?
>>34853780
Does this mean i can't shave my butthole?
Can't grow a beard to save my life. I can get a shitty mustache but that's it.
I'm 25.
My wife said that if I participated in no shave then she would too. That is not a risk I'm willing to take. I need that shaved crotch mang
>>34854039
what a kek lol
>>34854012
It's okay, twinkboi.
>>34854084
Shit's not great. I was almost suspecting test deficiency but i have no other symptoms so it's probably just shitty beard genetics.
>>34853780
Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqVQ6BuWa8E
>>34854039
tfw my girl won't do no shave November with me.
>>34854174
>tfw
>>34854174
That was surprisingly catchy.
>>34854174
tier, top
>>34853780
Going better than my nofap that's for sure.
Are you allowed to shave neck beard?
Tfw already failed no fap november
>>34853780
Its Movember
They only call it "no shave November" to make women feel included. It's politically correct horse shit
>>34853780
No. It hurts the fuck out of my girl when I go down on her
im doing nofap november.
havin a blast so far, even the first days felt like heroin withdrawal or some shit.
i fapped 5-7 times a day and now that i stopped theres so much free time.
also the fog in my head seems to lift.
good feels mang
It's basically a month where us men who don't shave get to look at all the little boys trying to grow facial hair and snicker. Personally I love how they complain about it being itchy and scratchy while mine is as soft as the hair on my head.
I'd like to, but can't. For some reason when I don't shave for a few days the skin on my neck and chin gets itchy, inflamed, and cystic. I used to be able to grow a beard with no problems. What's happened to me /fit/?
>>34856816
>lol rekt
Nah I'm going to help you. You shave too close and now some of your hairs are ingrown which causes all those problems. Buy an exfoliating scrub and moisturizing face wash, use it for a week, massaging the problem areas for 3 minutes softly. Once the hairs start coming in you'll want to brush the hairs in a single direction, it'll suck at first since it's mostly skin. If you're going to grow it out a little bit invest in beard oil, it'll keep the hairs from getting scratchy and keep your skin moisturized.
No shave November/ Movember, discriminates against us with jobs. Where are my SJWs?
No. Facial hair is filthy and unscivilized
>>34857648
>No. Facial hair is filthy and unscivilized
Fuck off feminist and learn how to spell uncivilized.
>>34853780
>dont shave
>lowest body fat of my life
>beard grows in to make me look like I have a double chin
>doesn't grow past a certain point
being high test kinda sucks some times
>>34854595
if you call it movember remove yourself from the human population. stuff your belly full of rocks and go for a swim.
did it last year, result was pretty laughable.
wearing a mustache + chin combo since then because those are the only parts I can grow.
>>34853844
It's worse when he's rimming & you can feel his 3 day old scruff against your booty :(
>Low test and have never had to shave any part of my face except my rapist stache
Reeeeee
>Not maintaining the 5'o clock shadow 365 days a year
Jesus Christ
>>34857802
high test is a cause of balding and lack of beards due to increased prolactin please educate yourself
number one indicator of test is dick size though
Isn't it supposed to be just a movember? Like shave everything but a moustache? Not keep a beard?
I don't know if I should, but I'm doing it anyways
Getting mustache hairs in my mouth constantly, but it's going alright.
>>34857696
Lmao I can smell your pussy from here you fat cunt
Jelly I can grow a mo?
>>34856715
>the frog in my head seems to lift.
>>34857857
Dick size is only an indicator of test exposure in the womb.
>no shave november
>not calling it movember
plebs
>>34857665
Well all beards do have fecal matter in them
>>34854039
>letting your wife cvck you
Just tell her if she stops shaving you'll have to look elsewhere for decent pussy.
>>34862069
FAGGOT
Facial hair is still not growing in very well, but it gets noticeably better each year and I'm only 19 (shaved today cuz fuck looking homeless). I'm blonde though so that doesn't really help things. My body hair grew out fully a lot later than average, but I might have just gone through puberty slowly. As long as I can get a beard before I go bald I won't be too salty.
>starting during November
beardletts, when will they learn
>>34862569
Forgot pic kek
>>34854595
its called "you are literally retarded"
>>34857633
>can't grow a beard at will
>fear getting fired because of how you look
Land of the free indeed
>>34853780
I'm Muslim so it's no shave all year round
I trim though so I don't get mustache in my mouth etc
I can go a legit beard. My senior year of college I had Zac Brown thing going on, except.. red. I have blonde air though its weird.
I can't grow a real guy because of my hospital job though, I can have facial hair it just needs to be well kept and regularly trimmed.
>>34862578
We are beard brothers.
No, it's a fad for hipsters. I will grow a beard when I feel like it. Also, 90% of the guys doing november have absolutely shit tier beards and look homeless, I don't want to be linked to those people.
>>34862578
beard would look way better if you tended to it more. Buy some beard oil. It'll keep the hair from sticking out in all directions
Shitty. I've got blonde wolverine sideburns and a kind of short van dyke. saves time atleast
>>34853780
i was really busy last november so didn't bother shaving for a couple of weeks and all of the fucking PC brigade and all their hypocrite friends were telling me how proud they were of me for doing something so selfless. it pissed me off so much i think i'll purposely stay clean shaven all month.
Hey /fit/beards, I'm doing noshave as well as keeping it in december for a costume party (going as zeus)
worth investing in beard products?
I already have a beard so I guess in doing it?
>>34867814
Beard oil. Gets rid of the dandruff if you're new to having a beard. Also smells good and makes it feel not so much like pubes. I'd get a good beard comb too but if you don't plan on keeping it then whats the point.
>>34854174
Pretty good, my balls are getting super hairy.
>>34857857
high test does nothing to beards - in fact it promotes growth on the body/face.
educate yourself.
>>34854039
C U C K
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>>34868108
underrated
>>34854595
I remember some tumblr betas last year who shaved their entire bodies in protest because movemember is sexist.
10 days in, so far so good
Literally reddit: the movement
No, because I can't grow facial hair. Come from a line of tall, otherwise strapping German men, not a one can grow a beard.
Haven't shaved since early/mid October. My razor broke at a time when I was too busy to go buy a new one, and by the time I was able to it was already pretty much the thickest I'd ever had so I decided to stick it out for a while, see how far I can take it. I feel pretty gross. Thinking about cutting down to just a mustache for thanksgiving, I know my family'll love it.
>>34853780
The hair on the right side of my face grows so much faster than the left it's not even funny. I had a goatee before this long enough that I could shave and keep both sides even. Now it's just looking uneven and my right side is all hairy.
10 days in and my beard is halfway grown and looks like ass
i lost no fap after a few hours
All this in 10 days motherfucker
>>34870982
I don't care if it's against the 'rules' for this or whatever, you should really keep it trimmed and neat around your upper lip, neckline, and cheeks.
>>34854039
Hold her down and shave her against her will. For what other reason do you lift?
>>34856778
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why the fuck is it called Movember? I'm trying to figure out if it's a pun but I'm stumped.
>>34871443
It was originally supposed to be only for mustaches and then at some point it became no shave november which incorporates all facial hair
>>34871443
Did you try googling it?
>my job doesn't allow facial hair
and
>If I let it grow out, my beard is half-assed and patchy, and my mustache makes me look like a pedo.
If you care so much about cancer, just donate to a charity, you fucking hipsters.
no shave life niggers. who would ever let a women tell them when they cant shave lol. no shave november is for hipster faggots and niggers who keep their nuts in their girls purse.
Have to shave for work, can't look older than 16 if you work at pizza hut or customers won't tip you
>>34871457
That's because there's already Mustache March. Although it's an Air Force tradition, it's bled over into the civvy world.
>>34871534
The way I deal with my patchy, shitty beard is that I tell a bullshit story about being burned by hot oil when I was little.
started out doing no-fap and no-shave. being weak willed, I am now only doing no-shave
>>34854174
bretty gud vid
>>34861925
>>34871443
It started out in Australia as a fundraiser for Prostate Cancer research
>>34857802
>didn't get any chest hair until I was 24
and now i wish it didn't grow at all
>>34856778
Basically this. I keep my beard at a length that takes a week to grow, and its always longer than any fag doing no shave november. They always ask how long ive been growing and their faces are priceless when i tell them.
