This guys has just started training at your gym. He's wearing jeans and a belt. He's been doing squats with just the bar. He spends more time playing on his Nintendo ds than training.
He comes up to you and asks for you to show him how to get strong like Geodude.
What do you do?
>>34850878
just do your workout your not there to make friends the gym is for fitness
Bet he is waitinf for his gf
slap his gf's ass
>>34850878
ask him if he has mew
>>34850878
>point him towards the huge tanned trainer in the corner
>wonder how long he's gonna last
It's mildly amusing going to a gym with a trainer notorious for bullying skinny guys in shape while sexually harassing them into being fucked by him.
>>34850878
Id ask him if he'd be willing to use steroids.
But he may only pay for them in blow jobs
>>34850898
m-mewtoo
>>34850940
that makes you gay
>>34850978
n-no homo
>>34850878
I guarantee he's a horsefucker.
>>34850964
Underrated post
i wish i had the reckless confidence/lack of social wherewithal of this guy my first time at the gym. dude just does not give a fuck.
>>34850978
No, only makes you gay if you're giving blowjobs
>>34850878
He came to beat the gym leader
>>34852288
>>34851468
it's not gay if you say no homo before you give blowjob though, right?
>>34850898
>he doesn't have an event mew already
Living dex master race, get on my level
>>34850878
Is that a man?
>>34852288
kek
I saw a fucking guy reading a booj why is it always the fucking weirdos who do weird shit
It's certainly weird but to give him the benefit of the doubt it could be some kind of fitness tracking game, there's a fuckload of fitness shovelware for it.
>>34850878
>Anytime Fitness
not even once
>>34850878
Isn't that just a cellphone?
My gym actually has a posted "no jeans" rule. I wasn't aware this was enough of a thing that they actually had to make a rule about it.
What's wrong with wearing jeans at a gym? I don't do it frequently, but sometimes I get off work late, forget to bring workout pants, and don't have time to go home and change, so I just go in my jeans.
>>34853313
>What's wrong with wearing jeans at a gym?
What do you think, genius?
>>34853275
our gym has a shorts/trackie bottoms and tshirt dress code as a rule.
![Lt._SurgeHGSS[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Y7Mdx0f.gif "Lt._SurgeHGSS[1].gif")
>>34852288
Not bad, brah.
So, how would one go about getting to Lt. Surge mode?
>>34853313
It's really not that big a deal but it looks uncomfortable as fuark and you need mobility to do your crossfit balance ball powercleans
>>34853372
roll
>>34853362
top kek
>>34853372
negroll
>>34852288
>>34853372
My gran's dead
>>34853415
best combination desu
>>34853372
rolling for that bag of dicks
>>34853372
get it
>>34850964
Hahahaha
>>34853484
Doesn't matter, you're fighting spiderman with a lightsaber. Rolling
>>34853372
Horny black guy pls
>>34853372
rollin
>>34853372
Roll inb4 fucked
>>34853372
thread derailed, oh well
>>34852288
>>34853372
rollin
>>34853372
rooollllin
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
Roll
>>34850964
Lel
>>34853372
rawl
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
rolllllllllllllllllllllll
>>34853372
procastinating here..
>>34853372
Rollan
>>34853372
What's the worst thing that could happen?
>>34853372
Rule
>>34853372
rollan
>>34853372
trr
>>34853372
My grandma is dead
6 pls
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
rolling
>>34853372
r-roll?
>>34853372
rolex
>>34853969
shotgun against my grandma, easy one, she is already dead, free shotgun
>>34853977
aw shit.
>>34853258
What's that on his lap then?
>>34850878
I mean... if he's doing a lot of reps with just bar or isometrics I don't see the issue. a lot of people have hamstring and knee issues. I'd prob just tell him to not wear jeans and to start doing 10 x 3 or something. odds are he doesn't want to look like Thor, he just wants to be fit.
>>34853372
rolling for bag of dicks
>>34850964
top kek
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
ROOOLIN
>>34854183
Animated Spiderman vs a taser. Spiderman will probably win since all he'd have to do is shoot his web and snatch the taser from my hands.
>>34853372
Roll
>>34854002
>odds are he doesn't want to look like Thor
This reminds me of my neckbeard mate. He's obsessed with all manner of capeshit and figured he'd try to build that Thor physique... By doing a 30-day ab challenge and a 30-day pushup challenge. At well over 100 kg BW and on a diet that's mostly chocolate croissants, Nutella and ice tea. I suppose it goes without saying that he barely lasted a week on the challenges.
What I'm going at here is that not everyone are destined to make it.
>>34853372
Rolllll
>>34853372
rl
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
buh
>>34853372
roullllli ng
>>34853313
Rivets and other shit on them can damage benches
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
rolling!!!
>>34853372
rOLLol
>>34852288
https://youtu.be/Zcj4fc9na4M?t=41s
>>34853372
R.I.P. in piece thread
>>34853372
rollin
>>34850878
Stuff similar to this has happened before. Skinny dudes that mostly talk or play on their phones come up and ask me how to get big.
I often tell them to just eat shitloads of food like rice, chicken fish, etc. And then they make excuses like "it's hard", or "I don't like that stuff".
>>34853372
rolling for double 9
>>34853372
rollin
>>34853372
How fucked am I?
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
>>34853372
rollllll
>>34853372
j
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>>34853372
rolllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>34850964
Why did i laugh fäm
>>34853372
rolling!
>>34853372
fug it
>>34853372
rollan
>>34853372
roll
I do not care what he is doing because I do not care nobody´s life
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
Please not the Cage
>>34853372
reollieng
He fell for it!!!!
The long hair/man bun he actually fell for it!!!!!!
>>34853372
Dude that's bullshit rolling Optimus or Spider-Man is an automatic loss
>>34853372
rollin
>>34853372
Rolling
>>34850964
Top kek
>>34853372
vxgfb
>>34853372
rolling
>>34853372
Rolling out
>>34853372
ROLLIN
>>34853372
Rollin
>>34853372
Rollingdoo
>>34853372
RPLL
>>34853372
kkkk
>>34852288
solid kek
>>34853372
le rolling face
>>34853372
rooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
>>34852288
Nice
>>34853372
Bag of dicks pls
>>34854195
ty for memories anon
>>34853372
It's time to rumble
>>34853372
RAWLING
>>34853372
Rolling for Justin Beiber and Lube
>>34853372
rollngngngngng
>>34856248
Yesss. Now I can fuck that sweet little Canadian boy pussy, and use the bow to discipline him.
>>34853372
R O L I N
>>34853372
this kills the thread
>>34853372
rollin
>>34856398
>bag of dicks to defend from a starving african child
not bad
>>34853372
ROLL BITCH
>>34853372
rewllll
>>34853372
RALL
>>34856457
kek good luck
>>34853372
gg
>>34853372
rolling
>>34852288
that was bretty good
>>34850878
With that hair there is no hope for him.
Rest my open palm on his shoulder and ask if he feels in charge
>>34853372
memez
>>34853992
Oh I didn't notice. Don't really know what a DS looks like, never owned one.
>>34853372
Rolling
>>34853372
rolling 4 jedi
>>34853372
Witness me!
>>34853372
Rick Roll
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
Oh lawd
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
ok
>>34850878
I tell him that setting his bar at geodude is too low, I can make him into a golem, but I'm going to have to trade him away when his training is near completion, so he'll have to be enslaved first so I can properly trade him
>>34852312
it's only gay if you forget to say no homo, but then get a boner during or swallow his cum
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
ayy
>>34853372
This post is cancer as fuck but rolling anyway.
>>34853372
>34853372
rolll
I'm really confused about this whole thread >>34853275
>>34853313
>>34853335
your gym lets you anons wear clothes? i thought you were supposed to work out naked, my personal trainer told me it's like sex, a little bit of clothes is okay if you're in a rush, but you should really be fully nude to do it right
>>34853362
>cross fit balance ball power cleans
please tell me there's videos out there of someone trying this
>>34859422
Fuck no reroll
>>34850964
>>34852288
>>34853372
tollan
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
rollan
>>34853372
roll
>>34850878
>roided 5'4" turbomanlet comes to the gym
>goes over to the bench
>sets up 3pl8
>walks around talking to people for 10 minutes
>asks one of the gym attendants to spot him
>does 1 rep
>puts the bar up
>walks around talking to people for another 10 minutes
how much attention does one little person need?
>>34853372
Ok I'll deroll the thread as well
>>34853372
nicky c come here bb
>>34853372
rollio
>>34853372
rolls
>>34859463
You can bench 3pl8?
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
roll
>>34850878
I'll give him The Rock face until he waddles away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tktb___ZGw
>>34853372
Wish me luck brehs, rolling!
>>34859631
is it really benching if you can only do 1?
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
roll baby
>>34853372
limp biskit
>>34853372
rollin
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
rolololo
>>34853372
fdfsdafsdf
>>34850964
>>34852288
checked
>>34853372
Rolling
>>34853372
rollin rollin rollin
>>34853372
role
>>34853372
roll
>>34860776
dodged a bullet here
unlike that african child...
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853313
The last time I forgot my work out clothes and tried to work out in jeans, I couldn't squat. Just couldn't. Bound up on my thighs and knees too much.
Maybe if you've got tailored jeans or are lucky to have perfect fitting off the rack jeans they'll work in that sense.
They also absorb sweat terribly.
Gyms sometimes ban them because they're a relatively rough and hard cloth with rivets and shit on them.
>>34853322
>Not saying jeanius
baka never gonna make it sempai.
>>34853372
Please let me throw dicks at Optimus Prime
>>34859433
Confirmed for knowing the original meaning of gymnasium is "the nakedness place".
>>34859749
... Is it full ROM? Then yes. 3 plate is higher than my one rep max. I mean, 10 minutes is an embarrassingly long rest. But you have to respect being able to actually push that.
>>34850878
Tell him he should wear sweats and do a good beginner's lifting routine while regularly injecting small amounts of silicates until he dies.
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
Roll for horny black guy and lube
>>34853372
anus
>>34853372
Might as well roll...
>>34853372
kfjorfrkogdfjkgjdslgjdf
>>34853372
o shit boys i got ths
>>34860925
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THAT LUBRICANT WITH THAT BIG BLACK MAN
>>34853372
Just rolling to box an African child.
>>34860908
That's what I got senpai... I'm gonna die.
>>34860925
>>34853372
Trollin
>>34853372
GUESS I SHOULD!!!
>>34853372
ruleing
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
rolling :^)
>>34853372
rolling
>>34853372
I never lifted in my life
>>34850964
Kek
>>34852288
Kek
>>34853372
let's go
>>34860970
topkek
>>34850964
>>34853372
for scoobs
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
Slide
>>34853372
lel
>>34853372
Rollin
>>34861564
Gonna kill an African kid with a bag of dicks. Everythings coming up me.
>>34853372
rol
>>34853372
Doesn't even matter what you roll since they only attack you after you're already dead. So, essentially, you can beat them to death at your leisure.
>tfw comfy fights
>>34853372
this thread was garbage anyway
>>34853372
Autobots roll out
>>34853372
roll
>>34850917
wh-where is your gym?
>>34853372
roool
>>34853372
rollan
>>34853372
rallin
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
roll
>geodude routine
arms all day erryday
never use your legs or torso so they fade away
>>34853372
Tbh senpai
>>34853372
Cum at me niiggas
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
bag of dicks pls
>>34853372
Roll
>>34853372
rip nigger
>>34853372
rolling desu senpai
>>34853372
stroll
>>34853372
roll it
>>34853372
Donno
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
whatever it takes
>>34853372
lets play
>>34862927
>black man rape
>equipped with watermelon
>>34852288
Checked and keked.
>>34853372
rolling
>>34853372
roll
>>34853372
Roll
>>34850964
kek'd
>>34853372
rolling
