>tfw sandwiched between cardio bunnies
/r9k/
>tfw only girl I've fucked this entire year was a fatass, with stretchmarks all over belly, and 5/10 face TOPS.
atleast her head game is strong
>tfw the cardio bunnies smell like heaven
>>34850428
> when your girl gets prozac for her anxiety and goes from craving your dick to just wanting to cuddle and sleep
>>34850475
are you me?
>>34850475
Fat girls give great head anon, no regrets
>>34850648
"Oh ha-ha you probably like me better now that I'm not some sex crazed girlfriend and more like a normal person"
>tfw just had sex with gf
>>34850648
holy shit I knew someone exactly like this
we used to fool around and she was so fucking slutty and hot but it was balanced out with so much crazy unnecessary drama outside of the bedroom
starts seeing someone about her constant anxiety, goes on medication and is now "normal" but no longer the semen demon i used to know
>>34850660
But I know I'm lowering myself alot and it feels like shit. I've had chances with 8/10s but I dont take them because of insecure faggot. Fucking ugly fatties is much easier
>>34850765
She wasn't "crazy" although she did have occasional panic attacks. I'm glad they are gone but getting really depressed about the lack of sex drive
>>34850428
Why are cardio boys 100% qt while cardio girls are 95% skinnyfat 5% fake tan?
>have the man-flu
>snuggling on the sofa with the gf
>she gives me head while Expendables are on
>she swallows like the good girl she is
>feeds me soup and tea
>scratches my back until I fall asleep
sometimes it's good being sick
>>34850475
beats havin recently fucked an ice riddled hooker with a pussy rash while blind drunk though bro!
>>34850428
>tfw regular sex with the love of your life
>>34850830
Isn't that a really easy way for her to get sick? You selfish bastard
>>34851126
I told her to go home to her place so she wouldn't get sick. She refused, and said she wanted to take care of me.
It'll probably end up with her getting sick when I'm starting to get better, so I get to return the favor. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.
>>34850673
she hot?