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>/fraud/ generals

natty grills edition
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>>34847239
We fatherland now
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rip dick
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Has anyone purchased the help of diet, routine, and aas help from Albfag?


Is it worth it?
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GUISE GUISE I HIT A NEW DL PR AT 405 AYY

I guess this is good for seriously lifting for only two years.
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>>34847354
nice work mane
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>>34847354
.. I just hit 350 after 2 months.
Oh, the woes of being a manlet.
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>>34847496
DECENT
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>>34847496

Probably naturally stronk my friend

I had to put up with some weakness when I started lifting at 6'2

Not to mention how hard it was to fill out my frame
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>>34847561
I'm a big mfer for my height.
>1/4 German, 1/8 big black negro
I'm getting my test script refilled next week.
Been lifting too much da beetus has been kicking in hard.
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Sup guys my liquid dbol has these little crystals in it. How do I get them out? Or is it still ok to take? First time this has happened.
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>>34847688
>like these /fit fags have any chemistry knowledge.
Heating it might help, but too much could denature it.
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>>34847688
99% sure it's still fine. What is it suspended in?
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>>34847773
How long should I heat it for?
>>34847839
No idea it doesn't say
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>>34847916
it's probably everclear so it wouldn't be a great idea to expose it to heat. Id just take it well before you take your dose out. Don't worry otherwise, it's not like the dbol disappeared or something.
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>>34843316
>http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=586416.0

Heh, Simple Machines is still kickin. I remember when I was retarded and using that shit back in 2005. Their modification system is interesting, turns each software package into an abomination where you can keep stapling and gutting code [and sometimes it manages to still function].

Now that I think about it, forum software developers are some of the most gigantic faggots in existence. Even vBulletin's devs was not above acting like a bunch of drama whores on their forum of forums where the faggot overlords of every vBulletin forum congregate to rub their inflated egos against one another's dicks. Invision was the only semi-professional software available.

Anyway, if that script kiddy banned me I'd fuck his shit up as I'm a complete child when it comes to such things. I question if JM has any balls, to take such insolence from forum whores.

>>34847773
> learning chemistry
> not using steroids and manufacturing drugs

Why?
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>>34847916
shake it up before you dose it
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>>34847958
shake* it well
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whats up gays.... i mean guys.
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>>34847916
Research it first!
I would heat it slowly to just under body heat.
At home, ideally, I would use a pot with hot water on low heat on stove, with a candy thermometer to check temp.
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>>34848024
Alright thanks. So me taking it with a few crystals won't harm me at all?
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>>34847190
>tfw your grill isn't natty

>>34847974
There was a guy here a while back who claimed to be a student synthing test during his lab's off hours.
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> new walking dead episode uploaded
> vid.ag
> /bgpfnsnplyk5.html
> implying these lines of green text are related to one another

Just fuck my shit up, Rick.
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>>34847974
I have no place to manufacture chemicals.
I have a secret room in the house I'm building.
So Im just biding my time.
I'd like to concentrate DXM, extract DMT, synthesize glass quality meth, and then make LSD.
In that order.
I want to have a decent learning curve.
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>>34848038
My opinion is, that what you have is too concentrated for the mixture, hence the crystals forming.
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What's a good number of tinder matches to tell a girl you have to avoid sounding like a manwhore when she asks?
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>>34848080
I figured as much but I mean if I shake it well before use and take it will those crystals that are left be safe for consumption?
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>>34848115
Well there's, is it safe or will it not kill you.
I don't think it would kill you.
But if it was me, I would feel better about it with the crystals dissolved.
Put the vial in hot (bearable to touch) water for 10 minutes and see if they go away.
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>>34848115
Also, I don't think shaking it with do anything if it's that concentrated. If it was diluted it would help even out the mixture but it's the opposite in this case.
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>>34848097
> about 20... last week

>>34848050
>>34848056

So we agree that [smart] Chemistry students are generally up to no good. You can't get a real career developing plastics and bbq sauce without nepotism or being a top student of CE. As an individual, what can you do with Chem? Sell drugs, make poisons, make explosives, ... guess you could make some damn good coffee.
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>>34848170
Thanks for the help. I'll heat it before I take it every time and hope those crystals won't kill me
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>>34848170
Shaking has always helped with my crashed orals
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When people are doing like 200mg of test a week, or 250, are they doing that in two seperate injections or is at that point just like a one a week sort of thing?
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w2c tren
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>>34848231
I do about 250 when I cruise. If I inject just once a week I feel awful. Breaking it into two injections make me feel way better. But honestly everyone is different. Just see what works for you
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in for jerry making gains in 2016
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>>34848185
Well really it depends on how far you want to risk it.
Synthesizing class x schedule narcotics can be a myriad of different prison sentences.
>intention to distribute. (large quantities)
It just depends on how much you have to lose.
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>>34848185
Explosives are actually very easy.
The trick is to find chemicals that are stable enough as is that create decent energy.
>mass per gram per energy released
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>>34848271

Its all about finding the right precursors that dont red flag you right away.

THATS why you want to work in a bigger lab. so you can get away with orders for weird stuff that would normally get you busted.
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>>34848260
Jerry 2016! Best trip forever!!!
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>>34848329
Who's jerry?
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>>34848393
new fag gtfo
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>>34848393

Jerry Seinfeld, the local MTF.

>>34848271
>>34848290
>>34848321

It's agreed then. Also, don't look up explosives at home, kids.
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Jesus fuck, just went into /fa/ to see if anyone knew where to find a jacket I saw in the new Bond flick and these faggots look so god damn ridiculous. Terrible terrible terrible.

Fucking DYEL gothic ninjas. I dont know how they manage to have skinny jeans AND look like they took a shit in their baggy pants at the same time, but they do it.

I didnt even bother to ask

Look at this fucking guy jesus

>>>/fa/10586537
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H-hes so perfect. ;_;

>tfw no rich homo to buy expensive steroids for me
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>>34848430
I prefer poisonous gases.
They have easy quality control and fume areas instead of seemingly random blast radius.
>my favorite is chlorine.
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>>34848440
It's like Josh Duhamel and Slenderman had a baby and it had downs

>>34848447
> tfw no rich anybody to buy expensive steroids for me
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Hit 5pl8 dl on week 6 of 200mg test-cyp

4pl8 squat for a trip

Bench is still shit at 2pl8-25

But holy shit am I getting fat.

Gonna cut the last 3 weeks of this cycle:

Medium carb, high protein, low fat
Just do compounds and then cardio for an hour.
EC stack to ward off hunger for a bit.

Should I use my last 25 caps of 200mg DNP or cut post-cycle?
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Forgot to include pic
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What should i get my gf for our anniversary. She doesn't want steroids.
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>>34848631
Get her money. Bitches love cash
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>>34848566

holy shit look at those proportions

just keep test at 200 forever and cut til you're not fat

won't fix those childbearing hips tho
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>>34847354
Still natty too! Good job mang.
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>>34848670
>not having the ability to bear a child
>making it
Pick one
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>>34848053
Why do you continue to watch that show?
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>>34848566
Cut hard mode at 1500 or use dnp. Next blast hop on some tren and don't get so fat. Go ham on shoulders, arms, and lat pull downs multiple times a week to counter balance dem hips.
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>>34848497
>tfw several hundred dollars in free steroids
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>>34848718
Because he is slowly going mad and will eventually kill the writers
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>>34848824
> haven't seen most of the new episodes
> que up 2 of them
> spend 45 minutes watching Rick walking around
> spend another 45 mins watching Rick walking back the same way he just came

That show died after S02E01.
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Week 2 of test e e3d. Taking arimidex eod 0.5mg. Starting to get pain behind nipple. Not sure if gyno or chest exercise. Should I up my ai to every day or up the dose?
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>get coupons for buffalo sauce and mustard
zyzz is blessing my cut

>>34848260
yeah in for my gains
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>>34847354
>first time i ever dl i got 335
>within 3 sessions i got 405 up

i guess it's not all bad, being 225 lbs of lard
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>>34847496
>Oh, the woes of being a manlet.

Closer to the ground means you should pull more.
Shorter arms mean you should bench more.
Hobbit legs mean you should squat more.

Apply yourself faggot.
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>>34848718

It's terrible, I hate it, I'm now convinced they spent half the CGI budget on a truck falling off a cliff. Mayor lady can't act for shit. Maggie rolling around in a sewer with a faggot is apparently how she expresses anguish. Rick couldn't stop at fucking my shit up, he just had to fuck everyone's shit up. Fuck you, Rick, and your Jewish son. That kid looks and acts exactly like my Jewish cousin. Uncanny.

Why is it that you can stick your dick in a moldy plastic pussy and not have problems but getting a BBBJ from a dirty whore can give you a disease?
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>>34848852
If you just started week 2 you havent even had time to get gyno.

You're just paranoid or play with your nipples too much.
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>tfw safe-mail is down
>tfw cant contact KJ
>tfw blast coming up

hold me /fraud/
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> chubby viking girl who is gym clerk
> continues mirrin' me
> might be a high school senior
> she's losing weight rapidly and doing squats [terribly]
> 80 lbs, facing away from mirror, half-ROM

Have to move, need a plan of attack. How to offer to train her without coming across as a douchebag faggot assmuncher? Abort that plan altogether? If I do so, and she doesn't take it the wrong way, it confirms that she mirrin'?
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>>34849021

Nevermind, forgot that I realized she can't be a high school senior but likely 18-19.
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>>34848845
It died when they started making retarded decision that characters retarded decisions should drive plot

>>34848935
I laughed through this whole post 10/10
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>>34849050
Do you remember Cherokee Rose?

Never forget.
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>>34849062
o.0
n-no?
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>>34849021

Don't "Offer to train", that looks autistic.

Just give a pointer in passing comment ("If you squat below parallel etc")

If she squats like shit then obviously she doesn't gym seriously/much/for very long, she knows she doesn't know what she's doing so will be glad for the help, and will probably come to you with questions.

And when you make the initial "Here's a tip" do it genuinely, as in, don't stare at her tits, offer help and move on, like you have no ulterior motives.
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>>34849069
The worst episode of the entire series imo. 45 minutes of Daryl looking for a fucking flower and Maggie and Glen bonding. Special episode for me. It was my breaking point, where I finally realized how bad it had gotten.

It was written poorly. They had big budget cuts in season 2 and most of the cool stuff they wanted to do had to be replaced with " random shit at the farm ".

They also killed off the only likeable character in season 2 ( old dude ) because the actor didn't want to do the show without one of the original writers.
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>>34848958

ey nignog

what assistance work do you do for bis, my elbows are starting to give me those tris too stronk pains whenever I do some nice close grip bench and shit

ps might try to pull 545 next week if my grip doesn't randomly shit out on me again :3
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>>34848670
Y-you too
I was hoping quite a bit of it would be water retention since I'm not running an AI. And test200 for life seems like a good idea.

>>34848761
Sounds good.

This is another angle.
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>>34849094
Holly crap I didn't know they suffered so many issues on set lol

My biggest problem is that the characters carry on about moral decisions and shit constantly "staying human"
When mother fuckers try to kill you there are NO "moral decisions" you kill them, or you run, that's it.

It also reminds me that 99% of a populace cannot shoot for shit and with just a semi-automatic and fuckloads of rounds I could easily kill mother fuckers and zombies for day lol
>brick knows what I mean
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>>34849119
fuark. don't cut
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>>34849146
B-but I just wanna be shredded
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>>34847190
tfw no previous thread link
tfw 2 threads behind

get your shit together, jake.
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>>34849101
For bi's I usually pick 4-5 of the following

Barbell curls 3x6-8
1 Arm Preacher curls on a incline bench 5x10
Concentration curls 5x10
Heavy as fuck hammer curls 3x8
Some variation of cable curl 5x15
Dumbbell curls 5x10
Seated Preacher Curl machine 5x10

I do one heavier movement like the BB curls or hammerfist then pump the fuck out of my bi's until I cant move my arms.
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>>34848545
>>34848566
>>34849119
u still around, if so was this your first cycle? and stats before? tyty
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>>34849083

Yeah, you're right. Forget that /fit/ norms don't apply sometimes.

>>34849094
> Dale
> dr. phil pedo in a RV
> only likeable character

Personally, I hated Dale. Glenn was alright up until he tried to grow a mustache. Rick is basically psycho Woody, which is... homely. 70's Porn Star Ginger was likeable until he started moping. How about Jailbait? I see Jailbait blossoming into a very fuckable sociopath that can't be killed off as her and Rick's bastard son are the most likely candidates for chieftain+top bitch.
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>>34849353
Disclaimer I dont actually count past 3 reps. These are just rough estimates.
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>>34849122

dude don't even, all it took was going to the range once with my friends

the fact that I can ring steel with a 308 at 800 and do movement drills with an ar15 and have all my rounds touch on paper has made me their default zombie apocalypse protector

like bitch you better either bring me truckloads of useful shit in that scenario or have some crazy pussy game, no freeloaders when niggers are shambling around wanting brains

>>34849353
>>34849412

giggity

prob going to try 3x8 standing with cambered bar then 5x10 dbs and finish with 5x15 reverse grip cable curls

those last ones are the fucking devil
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So I'm about to finish my cycle. I've gained ~15 pounds and I'm feeling pretty satisfied with my results, I just have a couple of questions.

How much of the weight I gained can I assume is water?

I only have enough Nolva on hand for 20/20/20/20. I used this amount for a previous 9 week cycle and it worked fine, will it be enough this time?
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>>34849477

all rounds touching on paper with ar movement drills. Wow. I call bullshit.
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>>34847307
Cheap source of reputable knowledge. That's all it is essentially. If you feel you need to fast track your learning then it's a safe bet
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>>34849382
First cycle. 200mg/week

Stats before:
5'8
155lbs
475 DL
405SQ
255 BP

Up to 175lbs now.
Feels fat as fuark
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>DHB
when will u return to us
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>>34849533

depends entirely on where you started, your diet, etc

expect at least 5 to vanish from glycogen and hope for the best

>>34849544

>I call bullshit

I'm not talking about some crazy Pat McNamara level shit, you retard

like barrier movement, fire and retreat, transitioning, shit like that

not hard when you're using a fucking 16" musket from stabbing distance
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>>34849533
>How much of the weight I gained can I assume is water?
God knows, have a look at yourself in the mirror or something

>nolva thing
I'd run 30mg for the first week and knock the last week to 10. Also buy vitamin D and take 100ng (whatever the measurement is) daily, it's cheap and undervalued....don't skimp on pct
>pct
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how the hell do you get bloodworks done in Canada in regards for test levels? Dont really fancy paying $300 to go to a private clinic
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>>34849591

Now it makes sense. When people brag about holes touching, they usually dont mean at bayonet distances bruh
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So errr a tinder chick has my number but wants me to go on a double date with her mate and her boyfriend.
>why don't girls use tinder as it should be ffs
Anyway I can say no, but swing it round to hooking up with her?
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>>34849477
>has made me their default zombie apocalypse protector
kek this for days
Being able to fire and move accurately, or just hit long range targets with impunity is such a good skill.
Seems that not many people can do it even though it only takes practice.

>>34849544
haha what? You think it's hard to hit a target while moving?
You realize modern military weapons are like call of duty right? Point it where you want bullets and bullets go there
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Honest question guys. How much weight did you gain muscle on your first cycle. Also what was your stack? biroidcurious natty here.
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Any /frauds/ who like nfl? With your knowledge of roids and roiderz who are some obvious juicers in the nfl? Also can you roid without making it obvious? Also is hgh still undetectable?
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>>34849615
Ehhhhhhh if she insists on the double date then she probably ain't into the ol' netflix and bang right now. I say go for the double (yolo) and try to take her to plow town another day
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>>34849616


lol wut. have you ever shot a firearm you fudd?

you can have a scope or red dot on something and still fuck it up. Recoil anticipation or jerking the trigger.


Not brick though. i bet if he gets shot in the leg, his vision goes red till he hides for a bit and is completely fine 15 seconds later.
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>>34849596
Appreciate it.
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>>34849615
She wants a real man who will date her and treat her like a laaaaaaaaaaaaady
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>>34849651
Ray Lewis was on some shit I bet. Most linebackers I would reckon juice. Tight ends. Probably a lot of backs. Basically the guys that need to be swole and lean
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>>34849605

in the context of talking about regards being easily impressed by basic shooting skills anybody can learn in a week

it's not like I'm showing them the 6.5x55 ringing like half moa at the better part of a mile or prancing around with the sbr'd and suppressed .300 trying to cosplay Costa & Co
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>>34849598
>walk into clinic
>tell MOA need to see doc about dick and mood problems
>have a seat and grab pamphlet about TRT
>read pamphlet
>tell doc you have these symptoms

Done.
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>>34849672
nah never, what is even a firearm?

We're talking about fire and move here so why the fuck would I use a scope?
Red dot all the fucking way, recoil isn't even a thing on bullpup mate, use your damn muscles to hold that cunt down and spray 30 rounds in a neat little group.

Also trigger jerking is jewish bullshit made up by faggots that shoot low caliber at extreme range.

I'm talking 556 at 100 meters.
Fuck anything up easy
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>>34849638
I'm on week 6 of my current first "cycle" of 200mg test-cyp

+25lbs

Probably 10 water?
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>>34849706
more like 15-18lbs
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>>34849688
Fucken canmt forget about the Cushman
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>>34849719
Fuck I hope so.
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>>34849723
lmao them titties
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>>34849729
He's a badass savags LB that gives niggas concussions, he ain't need no ai!
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>>34848566
>roiding for that physique
Kek, I hate this forum
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>>34849668
>>34849682
Gonna say fuck it and see what she says to me grabbing food alone with her.....if she says yeah I'll take her somewhere quick and try and get her round mine
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>>34849758
nigga u dumb he looks alright, just bad angle
see >>34849119
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>>34849704


lol everyone benches 4 plate. everyone is an expert fighter. everyone can shoot sub moa at 100 yards.


notice a trend here?
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>>34849787
kek i benched 4pl8 within a year after what i started lifting m8.
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Guy that can't gain, even on test 500. I'm beginning to think I may have low ifg/gh levels. I'm going to have them hopefully checked in my blood test in a few weeks. If I do have low gh etc, would peptides be good to get my gh up? Hgh is too expensive and trying to get a perscription for gh... lol
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>>34849814
I started on 4 plate for reps
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>>34849823
m8 my sister reps 4 plate
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>>34849787

*335, half remember some bjj and judo, and that's not hard when you have a bungee 2 point to rig a ghetto shooter sling with plus a rifle that isn't shitty or clapped out
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>>34849820
Have you tried eating food.
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>>34847239

based polan

how best to use halo, lads?
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>>34849814
>>34849823
i had total 2033.7lbs after 6 months of lifting
get on my level
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>>34849848
Generously.
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>>34848922

tfw short torso with long legs and arms
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>>34849845
My buddy was the same. He claimed he couldn't add any mass.

He dubbed himself a "hard gainer".

Moron didn't know how to eat.

I just had a dominos pizza to myself.
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>>34849814
>>34849823
>>34849827
>>34849838

lol see what i mean. whatevs.

I hear a lot of guys that say they shoot one inch groups. Not a lot of guys that can shoot that from a damn bench.
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>>34849855

>tfw australian and the hardest part will be trying to explain why you're not drinking
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>>34849845
Yes, I do eat properly and well. I can't gain strength or put on any kind of size. (can only rep 1 plate for bench) and dead on 140kg. List have stalled here and will not budge. My test levels are just over the natty limit and free test is high etc
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>>34848852

Roll tide
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>>34849866
I can add mass, just not muscle or strength.
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>>34849868
"My doctor told me that I've fucked my liver from partying so hard. I have to take it easy for 6 months. I'll be the designated driver/penis sharpie artist."
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>>34849873
ur doing something wrong then.
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>>34849771
Sounds like a plan senpai

>>34849787
I don't bench 4 plate, lamo2plate MAYBE at best, also 100 yards and meters are very different measurements

>>34849823
haha you cheeky fucker

>>34849867
We had to shoot 20rounds 200mm groups at 100 meters. That's easy as fuck
If you didn't get below 100mm you were a shit shit
My average was 60mm for 20

That doesn't even take in to account how damn easy it is to get a single round on to a silhoutte target at 100 meters even if you are fire and moving or some bullshit
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>>34849881
Check form. See where you fail then do accessories on the weakest link for a few weeks. Return and re-evaluate.

So many waffles in this captcha....
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>>34849873
Try eating more food. As in 5000 calories every day for two weeks straight.
If you don't gain strength alongside two 2 pounds of fat, go to your doctor.
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>>34849868
>I'm not drinking cuz my doctor said not too
Don't be a shitcunt maaaaate
>nah fuck off, you want me to get liver disease cunt? I'll drive alright
Oh fuck calm down, just having a laugh. Yeah you can drive, fuckin legend


It's that easy lol
I told everyone I was cutting back on drinking because lifting and they accepted it pretty quick once they realized I would drive
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>Adidas Adipower Weightlifting Shoes
Thoughts guys? Looking for good weightlifting shoes.
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>>34849864

>that'smyfetish.jpg

>>34849903

adis run narrow-ish, romaleos are a bit wider
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>>34849893
Form is good. I've had it checked multiple times etc but I'll have another look.
>>34849895
I ate about 4000 cals for a few weeks and didn't get any stronger. Fat just went on as expected. I've got a blood test and my next test injection on the 9th december but I want to be able to ask for things to be checked etc and find out why i cant gain or get stronger etc

Aprreciate the efforts mates
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>>34849911
You sleep well? But yeah blood tests are probably your best bet

Out of curiosity would low levels of gh mean smaller hands and feet? you got big feet?
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Is Monday/Friday an okay dosing schedule for Test E? 500mg/wk (250mg twice a week)
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>>34849911
Check your estrodiol. If its out of range, thats why youre not getting stronger.
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>>34849939
YOU'LL DIE ANON. PERISH.
>is ok.
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>>34849939
Yeah senpai
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>>34849939
tuesday saturday would be better m8, but it all depends on what zodiac sign ur, if u pin on monday and ur sagittarius ur fucked m8, be careful
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>>34849951
How do you pronounce your name?
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>>34849967
I've settled upon calling him Hip Drahve or Mister Barbell in my mind.
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>>34849977
Lol, I just go for barbell
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>>34849967
Mr. 4pl8, Esq.
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Should i do many ''smaller'' mild cycles or one big strong cycle, which would be healthier and more preferable?
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im 25y, lifting for 3 months (skinnyfat lost 10 kg already) . Is it possible to cycle ostarine and shortcut way to nattygains than keep the muscles and lifts without any roids???
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>>34850103
>cycling
>on 4chan's roid thread

Bro
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>>34847496
Fuck bro, that feel when I'm only hitting 315 after four months.
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>>34849866
There's actual studies. They got groups of people that responded "yes" to "I can't lose weight no matter how little I eat" and yes to "I never gain weight no matter how much I eat," And monitored them in a partially controlled environment for a week. The groups wrote down how many calories they thought they ate that week, and the observers wrote down how many they actually ate.

It was a small groups, but still, neat results. The control group got their calories wrong by a fair chunk, but randomly, ±10% standard deviation or something.

The group that said they couldn't lose weight consistently underestimated the amount they ate by an _average_ of 50%.

And the group that said they couldn't gain weight consistently overestimated the amount they ate by an _average_ of 50%.
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>>34850111
Just do a proper cycle faggot. You will get shut down even with sarms.
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>>34850143
I read one of those ones on people who consistently estimated they ate less than they actually ate
It was hilarious
Hardly clean cut and showed that fatties eat too much cuz they can't judge food
But it was certainly a fun little piece to throw at them whenever they argue they eat so damn healthy etc etc
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>>34850170
It's hard for me to process how the morbidly obese creature actually functions food wise. The sheer amounts of calories they must consume daily blows me away.
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>>34850203
Yeah I don't get it either. Meanwhile I'm here underestimating the fuckload of food I eat every day by about 1000cal
It blows me away that they can eat so much food
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>>34850240
What you need to understand is that they arent necessarily consuming a large volume of food, they could just be consuming calorie dense foods (fatty foods, junk food, sweets etc). You can close that 1000 calorie gap with just a couple slices of pizza, which wouldnt be much in terms of satiety.
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>>34850308
hmmm never thought about it that way.
I honestly prefer eating as clean as possible, but it might have to come to that, eating a couple slices of pizza at the end of the day just to meet calories since even after hitting protein I can't seem to get high enough
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>>34850355
I personally can't stand junk food or anything sweet, turns my stomach into a twist. I can understand how that stuff can be addictive to some, though.
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>>34850370
it's stockholm syndrome
once you ween off it starts being fucking terrible again
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>>34850377
Yes, this. Even coke perplexes me after I removed rust from my car with it.
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>>34850388
eh, literally anything acidic will work that's not saying much
I got a bag of ascorbic acid and I alternate putting it in my water and cleaning the bathroom with it
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>>34850399
Like how using lemon juice and water will get the stains out of your microwave/coffee maker.

Imma steal that tactic of yours for the next bahtroom cleanse t b h
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>>34850423
don't use ascorbic, too expensive
get citric or, if you have a very well ventilated bathroom and/or need a nuclear option, just buy muric (hydrocloric) acid
phosphoric or sulfuric are both good too because they don't release fumes as hydrochloric does but it's kinda harder getting them
my cleaning cabinet basically consists of a strong acid (hydrochloric), a base (draino), 50% ethanol with some dish soap for cleaning glass surfaces and one of those magic fucking yellow degreasers
cleans everything, you an also see that I'm a chemist by profession instantly
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>>34850370
My attitude fluctuates a lot towards junk food and if I like it
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>>34850468
Since youre a chemist, dnp, whats the deal with crystal, 75 or 89% active ingredient?
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>>34850722
gimme more details, I don't follow DNP stuff I'm just a simple roider
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>>34850771
Basically you have dnp powder (100% active ingredient) and crystal, someone apparently figured 100mg crystal equates to 75mg powder no clue why

But then other people say if you look at the molar mass of powder and crystal 100mg crystal=89mg powder

Its as if literally no one knows anymore at this point whats true, do your chemist thingie and figure it out pls :D
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>>34850837
Surely that's simple chemistry though?
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>>34850514
I'm kinda glad we don't have any fastfood chains where I live. Not even a McD. Makes hating it so much easier lol
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>>34850837
I guess the powder is pure DNP and the crystal is a salt
the activity would depend what kind of salt and if it's a hydrate or not
sodium dnp is 89% of pure powder, potassium would be ~82%
not sure where the 75% comes from unless it's a dihydrate Na(DNP)*2H20, but all I can find it just points to it being pure salt
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>>34850889
missing out
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>>34850931
don't bait my hunger pls
>psmf feels
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>>34849119
M-my r-roids f-fucked u-up m-my a-ability t-to t-talk l-like a-a n-normal p-person.
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how im doing brehs?
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>>34851080
L-looking g-good f-senpai
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>>34851080
legs r fucked up nd i didnt even c em
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Is 4 weeks after starting a cycle long enough to get bloods? It's very cheap here so thought i'd do it like 2-3 times during 16w cycle. Running test e 500mg/wk.

Also, why are my balls very insensitive?
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>>34851123
>cheap

what country u in
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>>34851088
t-thanks
>>34851103
well i do skip legs sometimes, because i like working out upper body more than lower one, but they my legs arent that bad
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>>34851164
sweden
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>>34851080
>>34851170
Wouldletyoufuckmyass/10
not quite wouldletyoudepositcuminmyass/10 but almost there
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>>34851183
north or south brah?
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>>34849688
Remember when he got popped for that "deer antler spray" bullshit?

it was roids.
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>>34851324
All of Sweden is north, silly
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>>34849963
Tuesday Saturday master race reporting in
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>>34851342
But what län :^)
>tfw no gymbro

spessbrah at gmales . communism, hit me up with a tjena f a m
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>>34847190
Good morning frauds.

Guy who broke his rib and had a swollen hand here...

>rib feels much better after 3 daily doses of mk677
>hand is much less swollen
>kidneys hurt much less
>had sudden black flashes last night
>scared.jpg

Was just standing up looking for something and suddenly, within about 1 second my whole vision flashed black about 3 times. As if someone switched the light off and on a few times extremely fast.

Not sure what this is? BP related? I've not been getting any headaches or nosebleeds, which I'm prone to when my BP is high, even off cycle. But no signs of that so far.

When will the torture end? One more weird thing that I can't explain and I'm gonna have to just give in and go to a doctor...
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>tfw started studying pharmacy

hihi :)
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>>34850908
Yeah its sodium, so the 89% rule should hold up
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>>34851080
lookin vascular af

I could drive a submarine through those bad boys
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what do you guys use for deadlifts? my shins literally bleeding everytime now...
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>>34851388
tfw 80% doesnt reach 2nd year for the full semesters (Belgium)
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>>34851455
Im on the serge nubret plan, this badass mfer didn't deadlift
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>>34851455
I never used to hit my shins when i deadlifted. Was my form off?
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>>34851455
I just lift it so it doesn't scrape my shins. Got me up to 395lbs natty diddylift.
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>>34851475
I did chem school before so no problem
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>>34851170
>>34851080
Very good condition. You got me mirin'. good job buddy
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>Send girl invite to 2nd date on whatsapp
>Message read 3 hours ago
>No reply
Is it me or is this shit bad mannered?
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>>34851635
rude t b h
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>>34851635
Dude it's just a girl you've met once. She probably has other options. Chill you thirsty nigga
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>>34851635
sounds concerning breh.

how did the 1th go?
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>>34851648
Nigga' I ain't talking about her options, I'm talking about manners and how easy it is to just say can't/don't want to.
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>>34851660
Eh, I dunno really. We talked non stop for 5 hours at a pub & ended with kisses. I had a party to go to, so no hook up afterwards.
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>>34851663
She doesn't know if she wants to do it yet you tard.
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>>34851673
Sounds normal to me. Maybe she made up her mind.

If she was excited about it she would reply instantly, no matter what.
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>>34851635
not worth ur time nigga, best thing to do is ignore any further messages and move on, bitches hate when they got ignored.
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>>34851688
Nigga if I ask you "Yo' you wanna go to a pool party @ Xyz's this saturday" how hard is it to form an opinion?
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>>34851635
>still has the read option active
Got the read option disactivated. Last online disactivated.

People stalking you n shit and people like this anon getting rustled if you don't answer straight away.
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>>34851717
Translatenthefuckingphraseyoupedocunt
:3
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>>34847263
hnngh
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>>34851080
fuark i love full sleeves on big guys.
cant wait to be that big
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>>34848440
I know. I hate those faggots even more than faggots from /fit/.

i only love my man JM(no homo)
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>>34851705
Maybe she already has something on Saturday she has to either shift around or firm up.

Dude, if you want to operate in the normal world you're going to have to learn how to put yourself in other peoples' shoes.

Have you ever had a full social schedule and a thirsty girl that you weren't sure you were into pursue you? How did that feel?

Now imagine being pursued by multiple ones of those. That's how this girl feels. Try to imagine that. It's going to help a lot.
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>>34851080
>>34851170


http://ink361.com/app/tag/narlabsteam

looking good breh
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>Usually use straps for diddlys
>Added fatgripz work a couple months back
>Straps are in washer, do fine without them
Awyiss, been a while since I made my thumb numb.
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MFW starting to make good gains. MFW only on 3rd week of test 600mg. MFW MY DICK STILL WORKS
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>>34851945
>MFW MY DICK STILL WORKS
>mfw who'd have though
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So I had a chick over this weekend and started to move my hand to where I would start choking her 2 see if she was into it. Raging dick now. she told me to choke her and pull her hair. MFW came instantly. Felt weird. Totally a good time
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>>34851886
lol how did you find my instagram?
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>>34851989

I'm watching you for a while now. You will see me very soon, make sure you have the money ready.
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>>34851987
u wot
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>>34852010
Sketchy as fuck. Prob the cops bro
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>>34852016

resistance is futile breh.
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>>34851987
I think pretty much ever gril is into choking and hair pulling a little bit. If you just put your hand around a girls throat, they get all gooey.

>>34851989
Reverse image search?
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>>34852015
it was great. she could suck a dick. She was fat tho......
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>>34852010
kek
>>34852028
fucking technology im telling you
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>>34852031
Meh doesn't matter if they are fat if your just getting a blowjob...you didn't put it in did you...pls anon?
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>>34852031
>She was fat tho

Welcome back brother. We missed you.
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>>34852060
what did I just witness
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>>34852074

>he doesnt know about ''the beauty and the hambeast''


It's like you're fresh from /b/
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>>34852039
LOL of course I did
Cheeky >>34851987
I fucked her and tried to choke the fat out of her
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>>34852060
that post gave me a boner
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>>34851383
Maybe you need more vitamins breh. Seriously, you're mind is making so much shit up it'll just become a self fulfilling prophecy. You need to chill.
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>>34852028
was not aware of that. I try to fuck with the white chicks but Ive been getting sluttier and sluttier recently
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>>34852090
>tried to choke the fat out of her
Ahahaha
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>>34852095

Yeah, who would have thought big guy. Vuile chubby chaser.
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>>34852060
what the fuck i just saw.
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>>34852060
I forgot I posted that.....
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>>34852060
This is fucking hilarious. Might even believe it.
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alright guiss actual question. If i start cutting now Can I cut and still gain muscle while on 600mg of test? Or should I continue for next 7 weeks of bulking I miss being skinny and have gained too much fat too quickly
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>>34852129
What is there not to believe?
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>>34852144
I'd love to experience being a it girl with an amazing ass for 1 day. Must be unbelievably good
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>>34852112
YEAHH. Look at this dime.

This is my baby mama
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