What are you? Bingo time fitizen
>>34847071
> wear cologne eau de toilette
1 they're different things
2 they're both cheap shit desu. Maybe acceptable in the summer
Im sure theres gotta be someone worse than me
right?
>tfw alpha
>don't care how your dance style looks
so many things wrong with both of these games of bingo:
alcohol is for estrogenated beta faggots
dancing is for women and beta faggots
facebook is for women and beta faggots
women find a gay appearance more hot than a straight appearance
i am alpha, my accomplishments and hobbies are individual. i am alpha enough to not have to rely on team mates
fighting is for degenerate low iq niggers
semi-alpha without the bonus of getting two bingos (otherwise double alpha? wtf?)
Also this is shit.
>>34847071
>not drinking alcohol is beta
Stay in middle school, family.
Man this is fucking retarded I got (17*2)-8 = 26
I'm a total faggot.
>>34847071
This is the autism Bingo.
> unusual music taste, don't watch tv, FB is alpha
> No alcohol, long hair is beta
I wonder how many <18 people we got in this board.
>>34847344
Also do people seriously think having a lot of facebook friends is alpha? This was made by a child.
>>34847071
>under 300 facebook friends
>beta
trash tier
>drinking
>alpha
>many fb friends
>alpha
I don't feel alpha as fuck though :(
>>34847071
Btw, I literally only have 2 friends, and I spend my whole free time playing vidya at home unless I go to a bar/pub to play acoustic hipster music or get invited to play soccer at work.
I'm the definition of anti-alpha lol.
Change "don't care about how I look dancing" with "Always best dancer in the club".
Change "virgin after 20" to "waiting till marriage".
Score is alright, could be worse, I guess.
>>34847243
Fedora tipper as fuck, bro. Lay off the /pol/.
>>34847243
is this bait?
>>34847543
duh
>>34847071
i sure dont feel alpha
pretty sure i'm still a beta tbqh family
How do people even get a negative value on this? I know that I'm pretty confident but like jesus this game is a joke.
>>34847701
It's made for people in high school where getting laid and partying are big deals.
If you are >=college, you shouldn't be doing bingos in /fit/ anyways.
>>34847071
>not drinking alcohol
>weighing under 150lbs
>less than 300 facebook friends
How is this beta? Are you going off how /r9k/ sees chad?
>>34847404
>under 6ft
>under 150lbs
Gotta step up if you wanna be a manmore.
>didn't mark penis size
>plays video games but doesn't know what vidya means
Come on dude that's easy as fuck to work out.
>>34847993
>doesn't mark penis size
6" is neither above nor below the mentioned mark
lol @this quiz
not a great pic but don't have any others of me on pc
>>34847375
>best friend is a virgin manlet
>has over 1k fb friends
>is having fun on an exchange trip to yurop rn
Pretty much proof half of these are retarded
wew leds
tfw omega males are infinitely better than alpha
shitpost all over this thread
Doing good I guess, but last night I drunk made out with a girl and got a little too attached, but I don't know if she picked up on it. Ima get over it, just been lonely as of late.
>>34847071
tfw get 8
tfw "alpha as fuck"
tfw still socially autistic
tfw still lonely and depressed
>alpha as fuck
t-thanks OP
im actually pretty proud of myself.
Fuck all you fucking chads. These bingo boards suck. I mean, I'm under no illusion that I'm not beta, but still. Ree.
>>34847243
Top kek. Hope ya die in a fire.
>tfw only +1 alpha
>>34847071
IMO most the "alpha" things are average person things. Not really alpha vs beta desu senpai baka
Alpha as fuckk, pic in next post.
>>34849561
>>34849571
Lol not showing face, un tick the confidence one mate.
Wonder what other ones you lied about
>what are you?
not a teenager
So am I making it then?
>>34847071
aw shit I am beta s fuck.
>>34849578
Just one i uploaded earlier.
broke-alpha status
I'm 5'11.5 but felt the need to be honest about my affliction.
>>34849666
>5'11.5
>.5
I'm sorry anon but I just cant
>>34847071
Dancing depends on how much I've drank
I can still make it, r-right guys
>>34849666
>Satan is here
i know them right under 6' feels
>>34849666
>>34849751
if 5'10 faggots can claim they're 6' you two can too and you'll easily get away with it
the alpha/beta meme is only used by "betas"
working on the overweight part
>>34847071
this is so garbage, apparently im alpha as fuark but im just a regular dude. im no chad man.
bunch of omegas you all are
>11
>Feel normal
Who the fuck scored this?
>>34849038
This is too easy and the test isn't good. Many entries give you double points. Virgin? -1. No virgin? +1. One should be 0. Anyway, 10 points, only a single beta point
>everyone 'unusual taste in music'
No. Not unless you listen exclusively to drones or something equally fucked up.
>everyone passionate about a hobby
lifting should be excluded desu
>>34847071
>alpha as fuck
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