>plays cod for a living
>is rich
>is fit
>has a 10/10 gf
I'm fitter than him and much taller.. But have no gf and am a cubicle monkey.. And tomorrow is Monday.
Life is suffering.
>>34846969
Nice blog post.
>>34846969
I don't wanna nitpick anon, she's definitely attractive, but I wouldn't call that a 10
>>34846979
>>34846969
desu thats like an 8 and only looks really good because of the clothes.
>>34846979
>>34847000
I can smell your perma virginity all the way here.
Smfh 2bh fahm
>>34846969
>cod
What a pleb. I'd be jelly if he played csgo.
>>34846969
I'd bet whoever that guy is doesn't mope about on a Pakistani owl sexing message board all night
I don't even know who the fuck that is
>>34846969
>knees not in line with toes
not impressed
>>34847031
This. And why should I care?
>is a literal who
>>34846969
>>plays CoD for a living
You're acting like that is a good thing. Also, I doubt he's rich. I've looked up the money players in even bigger games like LoL make, and unless you're consistently placing in the top 3 you should not be playing for the sake of money and instead because you enjoy it. I imagine it's worse in CoD. Also, she looks like an average girl who goes to the gym and wears yoga pants.
Life isn't fair, get over it.
You want to bang that kind of girl, become the kind of guy she wants to bang.
Bitching about to to a bunch of autists (granted, good looking autists) on the internet aint gonna get you nowhere.
>>34847081
How do I get rid of my autism? I'm very good looking and shredded but super autistic.
>>34847081
I've always hated that comic
No shit that's literally what being shy is. The author of that is one seriously high and mighty faggot
>>34847112
I don't think it's that obvious.
>>34847106
You want a serious answer?
Pick up more hobbies than just lifting, become an interesting well rounded person that can have engaging conversations with people about his talents, experiences, hobbies, travels, etc...
Learn social skills and some basic game.
For a more in depth analysis, read Roosh V's Daybang, changed my life.
>>34847146
LOL ROOSH
GTFO loser
Rsd >all
>>34847232
Say what you like about Roosh
But Daybang (and to a lesser extant, Bang) are solid pieces of writing.
>>34847146
This is just flat out shit advice.
>my dad is not /fit/
>my dad is intelligent
>my dad has a shitty personality
>my dad doesn't read books
>my dad has no "game"
>my dad has no unique features
>my dad doesn't have any friends
>my dad doesn't go out or make any attempts to socialise
>my dad isn't wealthy in fact he is in a shitty financial position due to his lack of intelligence and foresight
>my dad literally has no hobbies whatsoever
>my dad doesn't even follow sports
And yet he has still managed to have dozens of GF's and has been married twice.
This whole game shit is a joke. Everyone here says you need to do this or that before you get a gf is fucking bullshit. My father had made zero effort in actually getting pussy and still it just pretty much comes to him. Whatever it is about him that I can't see women obviously see and are drawn to it......but I can tell you know it ain't anything you guys claim women want.
>>34847013
i hooked up with 2 girls in the past month that were literally the same body type. that's a lie actually one of them had huge titties despite being 98 lbs, so she was hotter.
idc about hookups though id rather actually have my waifu and eat her forever. im honestly really sad a relationship didn't pan out between either of the 2 girls.
moral of the story: sex isn't hard to get even if you're 18% bf grotesque human being
>>34847260
>my dad is intelligent
Error : NOT intelligent.
>>34847034
kekd hard fAm
>>34846969
Literally who?
Is that the faggot with the beard and cash just freshly shaven?
>>34847260
Different time homedog.
Providers are obsolete.
I abstain from posting, as much as I can
But what can one do, when confronted by a mosquito man?!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
SHITPOSTS ALL DAY, AND INTO THE NIGHT!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
WORDS MEANT TO STIR... AND CAUSE TO FIGHT!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN!
ALWAYS THINKING HE'S IN THE RIGHT!
BUZZ BUZZ MOSQUITO MAN.
BUZZ BUZZ.
>>34847332
U wot
>comes on /fit/ opening his own threads because he still has a fuckaton of inferiority complex and is unconfident about every single aspect of his life
You are short and your gf is a 6/10 with a nice body I can get for free because of my looks alone while you have to play videogames 24/7 to have a chance to get a grill like that.
Quite pathetic if you ask me.
>>34846969
10/10?
Is this bait?
>>34846993
>Yes, ma'am, that appears to be an 'ass', they are actually quite common, quite common indeed.
>>34847013
anyone who steps outside on a regular basis will tell you that she isn't a 10. She seems good looking and has a great body but shit so do a lot of other people.
