>Dr. Oz said...
>>34544748
>I want to lose weight
>I don't want to count my calories
>I'm going to take a trip to japan and lose weight since all their food is healthier
ALRIGHT MOM
>>34544780
>I want to lose weight
>I don't want to count my calories
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34544780
she just wanted that BAC
>I'm doing a cleanse
>>34544748
>just change here Im your mom you shouldnt be embarrased.
>>34544748
>mfw turk
>mfw dr öz too
>mfw they listen whatever he says
>mfw we can lead millions of americans as we wish
>mwf
>>34544748
>modifying my gym membership
>they mention that my mum has an account there
>it's been active for over a year and she hasn't gone
was pretty damn mad tbh
>This is your birthday present anon,
the guy who was using it in the tv commercial was really toned
MD here.
"Dr" Oz drives my colleagues and I mad. Glad you guys know better.
>>34544841
>Dr. oz says piercing a pimple with a needle is safer than leaving it alone
brehs you don't even know
>tell my mum she should stop smoking or atleast smoke less
>she asks why
>tell her it causes cancer
>"no it doesn't they just try to pin everything on cancer"
>in australia we literally have on our packets 'causes cancer'
>told me sitting in front of my pc will cause me cancer before her smoking does
>>34544867
fuck it, let her die.
world doesn't need any more idiots anyways
>>34544867
why are parents so FUCKING STUPID sometimes breh
>>34544748
Nothing you idiots, Dr. Oz's dead
>>34544878
exactly, the hospital even gave her a prescription to those fake cigarette things but shes not using them. smh tbh fam
>>34544878
edgy
>listening in on a fat fuck's conversation because Im nosy
>"Dr. oz said its okay to pig out once a week"
if I had more confidence I would have said "Yeah once a week. Not every day, fat ass"
>>34544884
They're people.
>>34544898
Hes locked in my basement HAHA
>>34544898
he's locked in my basement
I feel so sorry for my mom. Shes wanted to lose weight and get fit since I (the youngest) was 2 years old. Im 22 now, and shes 45, and shes only gained weight. My brother and I have tried helping, but she just wont stick to a diet and will cave to bad food. She also is very insecure and would never join a gym or hot yoga or something. Its really a shame that shes literally been putting it off for decades.
>http://spankbang.com/4596/video/tara+tainton+roadtrip+to+remember+for
>>34544829
>you can have your pyjamas on when yoz go shopping, it takes 5 mins
>>34544878
Do you have a shit relationship with your mom, anon?
>"Bodybuilders are all psychotic egotistical wife beating murderers with roid rage."
>>34544884
>why are parents so FUCKING STUPID sometimes breh
>>34544780
Might work. You Americans add sugar to everything including your bread (you crazy fucks) so going to another country and eating the same food might make you lose weight just cos it doesn't have all the added sugar anymore.
>>34544878
>lol just let your mom die
i don't even know whether shit like this is just teenage edgelords, le ebin ironic shitposters, or actual sociopaths.
>tfw mother is really successful doctor
>knows more than me or anyone on this board
No mom science for you sorry
>came from the gym
>go eat
"What good is it even going to the gym if you're eating straight when you come home?"
>>34545269
A classic
>>34544748
>If you keep getting bigger then you won't look as tall
>squatting overhead will compress your spine and make you shorter
>tfw Mum loves me and doesn't want me to become a manlet
>>34544832
Fucking gross shitskin, I bet you don't even live in your own country anymore either just enjoying benefits somewhere else.
>>34544748
who is this semen demom?
>mom is a personal trainer
>has a billion fitness certs
>took me to conferences to learn about fitness so I can learn the same stuff she has to learn for her CEU's
>records Dr. Oz just to watch and laugh at his stupidity that people buy into eventhough he admitted publically that he is a snake oil salesman
I'm glad I got dealt a good hand in life.
>>34544878
edgelord
You sicken me
>>34544946
i think mine's given up now but when i was a kid it was always "10 kilos" was all she wanted to lose she just didn't understand she needed to diet not just exercise
>>34544846
Yes and no. Piercing it allows it to open and not clog more. Mostly though, people drive it way too far and damage the skin and tissue underneath.
So,in case of retards, leave it alone
>>34544748
; )
Dr Oz' wife is so hawt
>>34544748
fuck didnt fap for 2 days, whos this semon demon?
>>34545250
>knows more than me
she's stealing your gains by not teaching you everything she knows
mum comes up to be yesterday
>"they said on tv that its best to do only 10 minutes of really hard excercise each day"
>>34545464
tell your mum to stop watching the electric Jew
>>34545013
Well, that's correct.
>>34544926
For a second, I blended your first two lines and read
>"Dr. oz said its okay to fuck a pig once a week"
>>34545361
u wish
stay mad
>>34545464
>said on TV
So she's listening to the sit-at-home echo chamber for unhealthy people?
>>34545520
Fucking windows everywhere. Did you fuckers just find out about glass?
>>34545434
>stealing your gains
How can she steal that which is not there?
>>34544748
>counting calories doesn't work anon, the only way you'll lose body fat is by doing cardio
>>34545213
I ain't claiming to be no baker, but AFAIK:
Yeast needs sugar to rise bread
>>34545218
No, its his mom dude.
I wouldn't ever let my mom die.
>>34545550
>tell people that weightlifting does better in the long-term when it comes to fat-loss
>they dismiss it and continue with fad diets and long sessions of cardio
>>34545579
That's fucking bullshit, with thinking like that no wonder bread in the US is so damn unhealthy
>>34545579
Yeast turns sugar into alcohol dumbass
Lrn2beer
>>34545530
I know right? And water all over the fucking place. Are Turks mermen fags?
>>34544878
woah easy there man!
thats his mom youre talking about!
>>34545609
You can use baker's yeast to make alcohol. Lrn2/homebrewing.
>>34545621
...That's exactly what I'm saying
sister:
>gluten free diet but no celiacs
>"i want to lose weight!"
>hot yoga 1hr everyday
>cycling 1hr everyday
>treadmill 1hr everyday
>weighttraining after treadmill 1hr everyday
>"if only i could do crossfit"
at least shes active, but i feel like the amount of calories she loses vs intake is insanely high
>>34545520
Noice, Istanbul is a great city. I've visited twice and have always enjoyed my stay. It sucks for you guys that you look exactly like arabs so you get a bad reputation in the rest of the world because of it.
>>34545654
Turks are fucking cunts wtf you on about?
>>34545361
fuck off pol.
>>34544748
>Dr. Oz said...
Slim Scooby why your face red? You been roid-in?
>>34545530
>>34545613
so mad
>>34545424
That's his daughter, retard
>>34545654
Turks are worse than arabs lmao
>2AM
>House is dark
>everyone else is asleep
>door is closed
>headset on
>mom no-knock swat-bursts into room
>wonders why she caught me beatin it
I need to move out.
>>34544829
Mom, it's not being embarrassed I'm worried about, it's being aroused.
>>34544867
Cigarettes don't cause cancer though. It's the inhilation of smoke that does.
If you were to take lettuce; roll it up, dry it and smoke it you would come down with similar symptoms as if you were smoking tobacco.
It's not the nicotine that kills it's the smoke. That's why anti-vape fags are losers.
I'm a non smoker btw
>>34545690
Dr Oz couch potato detected
>>34545654
well bad luck i guess
>>34545678
mad so mad
My oneitis is in Istanbul right now with her oneitis, i hope they get kidnapped by gypsies nomsayin'
>>34545717
to be honest, anything that isnt air, is probably going to kill you.
even vaping isnt 100% harmelss (i vape)
carcinogens people.
>>34545513
>"Dr. oz said its okay to fuck a pig once a week"
good news for ur mum
>>34545766
How many of your posts have given peiple cancer to this point?
>>34545752
not much kidnapping here. we are mediterranean people, we dont have patience for such things. instead we have beating and rape
>>34545778
not sure. i dont know if posting can give people cancer.
what about you anon?
>>34544926
I really appreciate that you admitted that you would have said something if you had been more confident, instead of pretending you actually said the crazy thing you wanted to say like so many anons do.
>>34545804
Both options are piss
>Both my parents have had herniated disc that they got from work, dad had to have his operated
>I work at their company, do the same work, do the most carrying as they are getting old
>I started lifting last spring
>late summer I started having slight back pain
>now we're pretty sure I got a herniated disc too
>"It's that weightlifting, you should stop doing those squats and deathlifts"
Not saying heavyass DLs and squats couldn't be partly to blame but...
>"It's not natural to lift more than your own bodyweight"
>"doing 5x 100kg squats wont make you strong, you just hurt yourself, doing 50x 10kg squats makes you alot stronger and won't injure you"
>"You should never again do heavy training, you'll break your back again"
>>34545790
I love that gof
>>34545731
your country supports ISIS you fucking shitskin
Your parents are no good.
Ever since i can remember my mum was on some kind of retarded crash diet and always wanted to loose weight. Shes like 110kg. Has diabetes.
After getting /fit i decided to help her and make her happy. I cooked all our meals, had her eat 700kcal under maintenance and took her to the gym with me. Even blew off some fuckface that made fun of me for lifting with my mum.
First, she was happy about her son spending so much time with her and lost 5kg. Then, progress slowed down and stopped altogether. We got into a huge fight when i found tons of empty snack boxes under her bed. She cried and yelled and complained but didn't admit she's sabotaging all our efforts. This happens 4 more times the next month. She eventually brings my dad to accept her old lifestyle again (my dad is a beta that let her get fat in the first place) but i refuse to accept her killing herself in front of our eyes
>double dessert
>huge bowl of frosted flakes as breakfast
>shitloads of snacks in the evening
my dad uncomfortably smiles and nods when my mum talks about food, i constantly argue with her about diet, ask her when she looked at herself naked the last time etc.
This always escalated into huge arguments and she accused me of bullying her.
Living in a toxic enviroment is no fun, so i moved out without telling my parents and left my mum a note saying: Mum, take off all your clothes and look at yourself in the mirror. And then, please, ask yourself again wether this is the life you want to life. I know you and dad don't have sex anymore. He would never tell you, but he doesn't think you're beautiful anymore. Dont call me except when you lost some weight. I will not live on your side as you kill yourself.
-Anon
>she called me 100times begging me to come back the first month
>"lose weight ill be back in a second, otherwise you wont hear from me. I cant stand to see you stuff your face with whats killing you"
>she hasn't called in 5 month ;_;
>dad misses me like hell
>>34545615
Tell her to fuck off, she stops that shit immediately when you raise your voice to her, try it it's fun.
she gonn get raped by some turkish muslim redneck living in the dark age because she hurt his religious beliefs by being a free individual
>>34545833
Yer, i love how Turkey lets isis fighters pass through their country either to join the caliphate or return to terrorise Europe and the rest of the world.
Thx turx
>>34545842
okay easy there guy, this is a mom-science thread not a feels thread.
>>34545833
my country is ruled by a goverment that choosen by %50 of turkish people who are poor, uneducated and dont know what is goin on. rest is fighting against them while getting killed, prisoned and left jobless, if u keep up with the news
>>34544790
>>I want to lose weight
>>I don't want to count my calories
>continues to eat crisps and sweats throughout the day
>mom I told you this is bad
>>34545868
The kurds are fighting against them cunt
and your goverment is plain evil, shouldn't be allowed in EU or NATO
>>34545426
dude.
>google chrome
>right click image
>search google for this image
like holy shit nigger did you even try?
>>34544867
>My dad got throat cancer from smoking for 40+ years
>"How do you know I wouldn't have gotten it anyway?"
>Gets Laryngectomia totalis
>Dies 5 months later
>>34545820
>"My back is broken because you won't get off it."
>>34545579
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy Fucking Shit im still amazed at how the USA could become a super power
you need sugar to bake bread
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>34545878
Yuh, if i was kurd i would wreck you, they need a homeland, stop bombing them you monster.
>>34545902
literally what?
>>34545766
of course you vape, you retards can't say a single sentence about smoking without mentioning you vape
I love how a thread on (ya) mum science turns into a Turk bashing thread
>>34545218
>mfw my mother is diagnosed with BPD and a load of other damage and acts like a psychopath
Let the dumb, lazy, fat bitches die.
>>34545842
Good job anon, if everyone just told their parents the truth it'd be better. I'm close to doing the same with mein
>>34545913
O, I thought i was replying to a turk
>>34545878
kurds are fighting against the country. not specificly against the goverment. with the help of murica ofc. so, thanks for that.
here bombing at peace meeting three days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwURmmQFUYc
>your goverment is plain evil
yep
>shouldn't be allowed in EU or NATO
pic
dont be naive
>>34545917
okay see thats where youre wrong.
i added "i vape" as a confirmation that what im saying actaully goes against my practices. thereby what i say is not some kind of bias. shut your mouth you silly!
>>34545842
My Dad is the goblin to my mum's progress, always filling their kitchen with just "a little bit of" chocolate, cake, bread , icecream etc
>>34545941
I meant the kurds are fighting ISIS, it's only what, 1 kurd group that's branded terrorists that your government bombs right?
>>34545986
pkk yes
kurds also have a party at elections that says bombings are ok
there are also lots of good natured kurds, while these fuckers dont stand still and keep shittin around
>>34544829
Shes right tho, who the fuck cares if your parents see you naked
You are literally a halfclone to both of them
Your dad coughed you up from his Dick and your mom pooped you out of her vagina
>>34545820
>doing 5x 100kg squats wont make you strong, you just hurt yourself, doing 50x 10kg squats makes you alot stronger and won't injure you"
Sounds like my father
So who bombed the peace rally of which Kurds made up the majority of attendees, surely not other Kurds?
>>34546016
the purpose is to separate and cause war and hostility in country to eachother, so it will be easy to control
we dont know for sure who did the bombing yet. might be pkk, isis or any other puppet. hell, might be even an independent guy that dragged into doin it by mafia. doesnt really matter. look to whom it benefits. deffinetly not anybody that lives in turkey
>>34545925
nobody likes turks
not even the germans like turks, they're just bound by the trap card "he's a Nazi"
>go to a cafe with mother last week
>trying to get her to lose weight because she's turning into a fat fuck since she retired 18 months ago
>waiter asks if we want drinks
>"oooo I'll be naughty and get an iced chocolate"
>"would you like whipped cream on that?"
>"oh okay hahaha"
How do I convey to her that eating shit is not a joke, especially at her age?
>>34544829
> be ausfag
> be chubbyfat just starting to lose weight
> chilling at home with mum on a hot summer's day, helping with some house chores and shit
> "you're sweating anon, just take your top off"
> don't want her to see my pasty white skin and fat belly
> "no i'm fine mum I'm not even that hot"
> my insides are almost at melting point
> tfw
>>34546168
THAT'S IT TUBS, SWEAT IT OUT
>>34546168
>>34544829
It's weird how quickly mothers devolve to sex at any moment with son about him being naked.
>have home gym in back yard
>do clean and jerk with gymbro
>we both go for pr's and get loud in the process
>mom comes out the window "anon your overdoing it"
>rehash old argument and in the end she say
>"youre doing too much weight,20 kg is enough"
>mfw its just the bar
>>34544748
>dat mom
HHNNNNNNNGGGG
>>34545213
This. Doubly true in Japan, where the general cooking philosophy is less about "Add shit until it tastes good" and more about "Make it fresher until it tastes good". Where an American adds sugary sauces, a Japanese person reduces the distance between both the live animal and the cooking surface as well as the cooking surface and your plate.
Finding excuses to travel the world and leverage cultural differences to your advantage sounds more exciting than sitting in your room meticulously working myfitnesspal. That anon's mom sounds cool as fuck.
>>34546827
The whole "add shit until it tastes good" really comes from French and Italian forms of cooking, where you follow the recipe, but taste as you go, and add salt, pepper, spices, or other ingredients to bring the flavor to where you want it.
>>34544829
>You don't have to be embarassed around e! You know how many times I cleaned your ass?
Thanks grandma that really helped.
>>34545615
Sounds like she's projecting her own body issues onto you, anon. Help her eat right and work out and it will be a bonding activity for you and she will leave you alone.
>>34544797
>asian cock
>big
>you got a good figure and sexy body already. You don't need to lift and get all bulky. You'll start looking like a guy. You should do your running more often than just twice a week r start doing yoga or zumba
>>34547487
London?
>>34545684
Not that guy but after wandering /pol/ for so long and then coming back here you really see the world differently after they've been right enough times.
>>34545013
you forgot gay
>>34545530
worst diss ever
>>34545632
She's either on PEDs or lying. No-one can do all that shit everyday and not burn out. Her "cycling" is probably clenbuterol
>>34547487
to be fair, that's normalfag science
>>34546827
Nigger the average Japanese person doesn't give a shit about any of that they eat just as much premade garbage as we do.
>>34545717
Nicotine is an insecticide and carcinogen.
Stay in school, kids.
>oh come on anon, why don't you take your shirt off and show your mommy how big you have become?
>>34547920
No baka, the average person in Nippon could tell you what province of their glorious land their ramen was grown just by tasting it.
Source: my grandfather killed the owner of this fucking website's grandfather in 1945
>>34547920
Arguably japanese premade stuff is better. Maybe.
>>34548079
It is.
>>34544748
>"You don't eat enough and you workout all the time"
>"I'm trying to lose weight"
>"Soon you'll be all muscle and no brain"
>mfw i have no face
>>34545426
Looks like Rachel Allen
>>34544748
that amount of times i have been told this... glad im out that hell hole.
>don't lift heavyweight or you'll stunt your growth
>>34545842
Why bring sex into it lmao, she's your mom
>>34548384
Stunt or shrink?
Which does she have in mind and which is more outrageous?
>>34545877
Is ur mom my mom?
>>34544832
We're coming for you. Be prepared.
>>34545324
>spank you like a disobedient avocado
Kek
got prescribed catabolic steroids due to illness and they are likely to reduce muscle mass and increase fat
Doctor's a gains goblin right?
>>34545842
Worried I'll be that dad someday
>>34545894
are we writing battle rap lines now?
>>34547437
Well, technically middle east is in asia so
>>34544832
removing kebab in progress
>>34544946
My mom was the same until recently. My dad and her moved onto an island in the country and she just spends her time cycling and walking around now. She lost pounds and looks great now. Not that I'm into my mom or anything. N-no sir.
>>34545842
700kcal under was probably a bit much. You'd probably have had more success if you'd just gone 200-300 under. Would have taken longer but she wouldn't have been as likely to relapse and start eating snacks and shit. Also, did you work in cheat meals? Maybe take her for something as a celebration for finishing a weeks worth of workouts?
>>34545878
Kurds are a fairly backwards lot outside of urban areas, though that's partially from neglect by countries for which their territory is located, something fairly common in the middle east in terms of scale. The HDP has a lot of these more urbane kurds in their ranks, hopefully they'll be able to reverse current trends.
>>34545530
Are you just a bad troll, or are you legit this mad lel
>>34549038
Ya, that's hurting your point.
>>34548078
Underrated kek.
>>34546087
Try to make it seem easy, because with proper guidelines it can be. The opposite of this is acting like it's a huge struggle, which can put people into a panic.
I recommend telling her what is okay to consume.
If you eat only the things that are recommended then you really can't go wrong.
Give her an incentive of healthy sweets; make her a baked apple or brownies made with almond flour and honey. Reward her for sticking to her goals.
Even though I follow a certain type of Paleo, you pretty much can't go wrong with this list; http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
I don't eat any grains except for white rice (it's de-shelled, easier to digest) and einkorn wheat.
Also, check out a book called "Rich Food, Poor Food" by Mira and Jayson Calton.
>>34545013
Thats not wrong
>>34545766
>>34545717
>>34544867
>>34545889
The more pressing reason to not smoke isn't the cancer (which even most heavy smokers won't get) but the effects of smoke inhalation which will make your cardio shit and give you fun shit like emphysema. Phillip Morris intentionally had all their mandatory anti-smoking ads harp on and on about cancer but not mention the effects that most people will actually experience, knowing that people would then discount the issues arising from smoking when they didn't drop dead of lung cancer after smoking their first pack. Enjoy huffing and puffing up a flight of stairs like a 50 year old fatass when you're 30 if you smoke.
Vaping sidesteps the issue of smoke inhalation but has the unfortunate side effect of making you look like a total faggot.
>>34547995
>Nicotine is an insecticide and carcinogen.
So is caffeine. Nicotine is just more addictive and is a more powerful vaso-constrictor than caffeine.
>>34544935
You. I like you.
>>34549937
caffeine:
>carcinogen
>insecticide
Pick neither, retard.
>>34545013
So - fucking alpha.
>>34545520
Gardaş Istanbulda hayat nasıl. Ben almanyada okuyorum ama Istanbula gecmek isiyom orda okumak için. Okular zor mu? Ve insanlar nasıl?
>anon, I'm so proud of you for losing 60 pounds and getting in shape
>I wish I could lose some weight, but it's harder for women
>oh no, I could never count calories. it's too hard
>proceeds to buy an ~800 page diet book with fucking Dr. Phil on the cover
Bonus round: girlfriend's mother
>used to be thin, within the past ten years has gotten fat
>her job is really stressful and weird hours fucking with her sleep
>wants to lose weight, her doctor told her she's at risk of becoming diabetic
>joins Jenny Craig
>does that for maybe a week after buying into it fully, spending God knows how much money
>after a week is back to picking up McDonalds and pizzas up after dinner, while still complaining that she can't lose weight
>still turned other women in the family onto Jenny Craig
It's really rough watching her kill herself, and even though my girlfriend isn't close to her, it's tearing her apart too
>>34545586
Is this true? I am running a lot as cardio to lose fat. Is weightlifting really better?
p-please no trolls
>>34550833
Having more muscle raises the amount of calories you burn just existing.
>>34544829
>>34546012
you are a half your mother, you are also half of the guy she liked enough to let him fuck her raw dog.
Oh and if she is narcissistic, you might as well double that love for you, buddy
>>34550581
No hes actually right except both are not considered carcinogenic because the amount you would have to consume to cause dna oxidation to happen at an alarming rate is toxic.
>>34544867
the skin cancer will get you Ausfags long before the lung cancer
>>34545324
Actually I have noticed that I dont look tall at all but when I walk by people who look tall im actually like 3 inches taller. Im just more proportional. 6' 1" btw
>>34550950
>>34550950
Another tard joins us.
Do you think the workers that pick the tobacco leaves have higher incidences of cancer because of being out in the sun?
>>34547487
Kek at the gain goblin. At least you are not thinking the same way about lifting as a woman.
>>34550882
Ok, but I thought gaining muscle and losing fat at the same time is not possible?
>>34547811
I lift 80kg doors for 8 hours a day then go to the gym for an hour after and i'm full natty cunt
>>34551064
If you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you, bud.
>>34544867
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>34544802
dear god, this.
speaking of moms brehs, why are the people that mire me the hardest are fucking older ladies? i cant go to the store without one trying to chat me up or smiling like a fucking psycho. i asked my mom and she just said "youre arms are huge. what do you expect"
>tfw no younger qts act this thirsty
>>34551210
Because they no longer get dick everyday like the younger qts so they have to compensate
>>34551210
If the turf is grey, no baby today
>A juice detox diet will help you out by clensing your digestive track of all those built up toxins. After you done this, you really need to go organic to prevent future waste build-up.
>>34544884
She would be stupid whether she was a parent or not. Some people are stupid, some aren't.
Did you ask your parents permission before going online, edgelord?
>>34549479
of course mang i didnt force some nazi diet on here
every sunday we would go out to eat and have a nice dessert
shit but that women lives on dessert
>>34548078
So your gramps was slaying japs left and right, being a fucking man, and here you are, a fucking weeb posting on an anime forum defending Japanese cuisine.
I hope your grandfather died before he was able to see what a disappointment you would grow up to be. Poor guy.
>>34545717
Pretty much this. Nicotine is a very interesting drug too, it's the only one that's both stimulant and relaxant. Roll your own smokes with dodgy filters are ridiculously bad for you. I'm also a non-smoker.
>>34550950
I agree with you on everything except the addictive part. There are many more people addicted to caffeine than nicotine. Plus caffeine is ubiquitous, whereas nicotine is highly regulated and for a first time smoker not likely to be inhaled much without a hell of a lot of effort.
>>34551502
You inhale antifreeze when you vape. Sure you get a lot less tar, but saying vaping is harmless is misinformed.
Constant lung exposure to ethylene glycol and nicotine will give you cancer, my friend.
>>34549937
was supposed to be replied to by >>34551557
>>34548323
>Feel good about my cut
>Come back home for the summer
>"Anon you need lose some weight and start working out."
T-thanks mom.
>today
>recorded 50% squat and deadlift form videos
>home
>mom is curious about what I do at the gym
>show her the videos
>"that seems dangerous"
>"nah mom I only lift around 60 kg here to check work on my form"
>"holy shit anon that is a lot of weight"
>"I want you to stop doing that"
>"but mom look how straight my back is"
>>34549258
Wtf kek
>>34551627
>>"I want you to stop doing that"
Are you underage?
If not, tell her to fuck off tbh
>>34551691
I'm 23. She's talking a lot of crap lately. I've been losing fat for a while and she said to me I should stop do weighted exercises. I just say OK mom. There's no point in arguing. Anyway another month and I'm gone from here
>>34551716
Good for you. I'm your age and my mother has always been supportive of me and what I do. She more or less can't deal with things on her own though and whenever I'm home on vacations she always asks me to fix something or ask me to make financial decisions for her.
>>34544802
Kek
>>34547487
tbh I would recommend everyone on fit to start yoga.
Not enough people stretch fam. Smh
>>34551185
Classic pasta.
>>34547487
>Zumba
I can't wait until this fad finally dies.
>>34545614
>>34544790
>>34545842
>>34545866
>>34546168
>>34548384
Fam you can't be serious. Pepe is fucking dead
>>34545767
SAVAGE
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>>34544748
your mom is hot. would smash tbh
>>34544790
Literally this.
I get shit for calling her out on not wanting to count calories and she always comes up with excuses.
She has been eating a lot better than she used to, avoiding more carbs than before etc, but still binging on fucking granola and raisins.
I told her they are fucking huge on carbs but she still does it.
Also she refuses to do cardio as much as she used to because she had high bloodpressure.
I'd usually give in and say ok fine you are sick then don't, but cardio is literally the best fucking solution for high bloodpressure, and avoiding carbs.
I recently started bulking because I'm fucking skelly mode and because of that she has let go of her diet some more because she needs a buddy to follow her throughout the diet or else she can't go through with it.
I want the best for her and yeah I am totally fucking tough when it comes to dieting, but she raised me on a clean diet and I have like no trouble following it (apart from the brown rice, fuck brown rice) so I feel no remorse force feeding her a 100% clean diet as it was exactly that I was raised on.
>>34551716
>said to me I should stop do weighted exercises
Why?
>>34551355
Haha, no.
(I have no interest in foreign cartoons)
>>34544748
My Mom does this hilarious thing where we eats really poorly and doesn't drink water, only diet coke and she never cooks and she is so insecure she won't even wear sweats so she goes on a ten minute walk in the morning wearing jeans for exercise and one day my children are going to ask: "Why is Grandma always sitting down and breathing hard?". She'll die a good decade before she could have and her last 10-15 years will be a constant struggle against her unfit body. She will pay dearly for her choices.
Super hilarious
>>34544958
Oh shit I've been trying to remember her name for ages thanks anon
>>34551323
i was just venting
my mom does things like that to herself, and it just becomes frustrating
>my GP said that if I start breastfeeding you again that I won't need the implants and my depression will fade.
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>>34551064
How long have you been on this board without reading the sticky at least once? Its there for a reason.
>>34548007
>2.33 mb
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34553524
nice gyno fagit
>>34544780
Such a lust for Sushi!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???
>>34545707
God damnit fucking this.
