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MUH dick thread
>>34475695
damn
is she like indian?
>>34475738
Sandra prikker
Holland methinks
>>34475766
Alrighty then, how about this one?
>>34475772
Better.
But you like very lean women. I like a Lil softness.
10/10 right here
10est of 10s right here.
>>34475755
what's with people getting stupid foreign language tattoos
jesus it's so dumb
>>34475794
True, first serious girlfriend was like that, always had a thing for it since.
>>34475741
Is it even possible for women to achieve a bf level this low naturally?
>>34475814
torso a little to long so its slightly equiproportionate to the ass. 8.5
>>34475816
this
Perfection.
>>34475832
fag, are her elbows too pointy, too?
>>34475803
>>34475814
tfw youll never have a hard body
i just lost 80 lbs i have flabby stomach im a noob to /fit/ whatdo? any advice? i just started jogging.
>>34475826
Well shes an Indiana Tech Pole Vaulter.
>>34475741
>those nails
>>34475845
Agree
>>34475862
Lift.
>>34475862
Litterally squats and oats so you can fill out.
>>34475932
>be me lurking /fit/ in middle school years ago
>squats and oatz meme spammed constantly
>bought costco steel cut oatz
>didn't know how to make it properly, put in a huge amount in pot
>so much fucking oatz
>tasted like shit
who else fell for the meme?
>>34475741
>wanting a girl that is chemically male
No thanks, breh.
>>34475816
her back tattoo is even worse
>>34475766
>>34475968
faggots
she's fucking gorgeous. a little too lean for my taste but god damn.
>>34475951
Oats are delicious, you pleb.
>>34475951
>not adding milk and honey to your grains
>not making Biblical gainz
Pleb
Anyone got the webm of the girl in leggings doing some squats and then some seated goodmornings?
>>34475978
fag
>>34475862
Read the sticky
>>34475987
>gorgeous
You're entitled to your opinion, anon, but holy hell her face is pretty bad. The bimbo look on Manny Pacquiao's body is a total turn-off.
>>34476005
?
https://instagram.com/sashis_n/
>>34476013
it's fucking disgusting m8
>>34475852
You can't be a 10/10 and have fake tits. Sorry. That brings her down to an 8/10. That is assuming her ass isn't fake as well, which it might be because she started "lifting" she had a flat as fuck ass. If the ass is fake too she's a 6/10 cuz cute mexican face
>>34476032
Thanks brah
>>34476036
>no ass
>start lifting
>get ass
I hope you figured it out, friend. Also, fake tits > small tits.
>>34476052
>Herpes spots
![josef2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gI2ivY2.jpg "josef2[1].jpg")
>>34475695
is that joseph rakich
>>34475987
>dat moustache
nah
>>34476028
i like her face
>>34475766
>>34475968
>a female exists that i don't want to fuck! i must announce to the world my displeasure at this female existing in such a state. for all females should be pleasing to my dick, and if they are not, they should be ridiculed!
>>34476450
>MODS MODS MODS HE POSTED NUDES ON A SFW BOARD
>>34476064
Yeah most guys just say they hate fake tits because they know that no woman who ever gets them will look their way. Personally, I'm a big fan. My fiancee is saving to get her tits augmented, and she doesn't know it but I'm putting a little money aside for it too, so she'll get to do it earlier than expected.
>>34476405
Don't argue with homos, just ignore them. I wish that governments had that approach.
>>34476028
Eyebrow higher then the other, one eye looks inward while other straight forward.
Nose is crooked and jewish like.
Lips are uneven, with a weird flex in it like what the fuck? Nice hair though, is that color real? (lol, no its not)
At least her eyes are pretty.
Then there is the rest of her skeleton manly looking body
Honestly, a 4.5 or a 5 that managed to fool someone her looks is better then it is.
Would not bang.
>>34476450
I just keep expecting to see a dick
>>34476077
wtf you talking about?
>>34476465
Nah. Fake tits are stupid. Like synthol arms. Although fake tits>ugly shaped tits, I guess.
>>34476002
shes just fat
>>34476542
Fake tits look damn good these days, m8. Big natty tits > all of course.
>>34476465
real is better than fake but I like fake ones for the "out of the norm" appeal. it's like a real life anime character.
I prefer a nice ass but tits are still amazing.
>>34475824
thanks doc
>>34476064
>fake tits > small tits.
I particularly prefer small.
But apart from preference, isn´t it bad for them since they lose lots of the sensibility on their tits?
>>34476036
>cant tell is ass is fake
>isnt rating by looks but by if fake or not.
>>34476465
LMAO you're a cuck and your fiancee is a whore. Congrats brah.
Lmao @ paying money just so my future wife can have more guys ogle her on the daily. Lmao @ marrying a genetic failure whore. Lmao @ you when she divorces you and runs off with her fake tits
>>34476664
>divorces you and runs off with her fake tits
pay for her tits after you marry so when you divorce you get one of them back.
>>34476807
>knee pads
gotta be safe, cant get them scuffed up for the clients!
>>34476835
wouldn't she wear them when goes to see her clients instead?
>>34476465
i dumped my online dominatrix for getting fake tits
>>34476033
You, I like yo- wait you're a pedophile
>>34476064
Na, fake tits are fucking nasty. Small ones over fake any day of the week.
>>34475741
>>34475885
Why do people (read: 4channers) dislike those type of nails? Can you imagine that girl stroking your cock with one hand and then lightly scratching it with one of the nails on her other hand?
I almost came just typing that.
>>34475741
dam tiny trip went full london
>>34476064
>>34476465
Yeah, most guys have never even felt fake tits and can't speak from experience.
This sloot at my Uni who's like 25 years old has them and I've played with them before. Hers weren't even expensive or anything and they were still awesome. Better than no tits at all, that's for sure. And no I didn't smash that night, don't ask why
>>34476032
how has she not been whisked away to snap city at the speed of hnnnnnng?
>>34476475
What's happening to her? Is she ok?
>>34475741
>>34475987
What a butterface. Mirin body tho.
>>34476465
have been thinking of getting my wife implants. we had a kid and she is pretty sad her once perky pink tits have deflated. more for her sake though since every fake titty ive felt has been pretty awful
>>34476807
>squatting in smith machine
triggered
>>34477184
Boob lift
>>34477184
Don't skimp on the implants.
Most women get them on the cheap and they look and feel accordingly.
>>34475695
>>34477126
>how to stop someone who doesn't lift
>>34477126
Because she's a seasoned lifter, and know's what she is doing, unlike you.
>>34476005
>>34476052
>>34476576
Hhhhhhnnnnnnngggggggg
>>34475772
Not enough muscle
>>34477400
Get that nasty ghetto sloot out of here
>>34477453
/pol/ doesn't lift...
>>34475967
>>34476953
Instagramz?
>>34477400
dicksgusting.
>>34477126
She's doing light goodmornings you moron
>>34475766
co-sign nigga.
>>34476450
wtf with these hanging calves
>>34477400
>that nigress face
>wouldwife.webm
your taste is below niggers tbh fam
>>34477078
because we hate black people
>>34476032
do you have a name of this semen demon
>>34476405
She has a giant nose though
and remember this is her face caked with makeup and the pictures are the best ones she shared
>>34476587
those tits are small, compared to how low her bf is
>>34476002
Her ass is way to small for them thighs.
>>34477492
/pol/ is /fit/
and /fit/ is /pol/
>>34477317
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? she has silver/grey hair? I always thought it was blond in manga.
Oh well into the trash she goes.
>>34477078
BECAUSE I WANT A FINGER IN MY ASS AND THOSE NAILS ARE TOO SHARP
>>34475845
Fuckin a
>>34478578
lol nah
>>34478578
gtfo you skinny skin head faggot.
>>34477400
ew..legit looks like a monkey
This one instead is a quality semen demon
>>34478578
/pol/ thinks that every board shares their views just like /tv/ thinks that everyone is a pedo deep down.
it's called being delusional.
>>34478855
is there better quality/more of that?
>>34475741
>she thinks she looks good
>>34478578
fuck off racist edgy faggot
you guys are a bunch of butthurt neckbeards
don't even try associating with us
>>34475695
tatoo
and into the trash it goes
>>34479520
>you guys are a bunch of butthurt neckbeards
projecting??? :)
>>34477400
That's gross and probably a fake ass.
MUH dick
>>34479557
MUH dick
>>34479579
MUH dick
>>34479557
>>34479579
>>34479595
Goddamn gunsexuals
>>34478578
>implying im /pol/
actually you're spot on
>mfw the same guy posts the same fugly nigs in every /fit/ grill thread
>>34479618
Fucking low-test babbies who can't handle a real gun.
>>34476515
She's had some lip surgery or injections done. Honestly she looks ok to me, but her lips are fucking clownish, like a permanent ducklips pose. It makes her look like a try-hard vacuous twat (which she probably is).
There's much better looking girls in this thread and in just about every gym.
>>34476977
Just think about how many dicks she had to suck or ride to get that weather girl spot.
>>34476475
Is she having a stroke????
>>34479668
I rather not, im not a cuck like you,
>>34477184
My wife is in the same boat. They were big, people asked me all the time if they were fake, good feels. Then, when breast feeding they were fucking epic. Now they're deflated. She still looks good, better than most girls, especially those with kids, but her tits are just so-so, smallish and not very perky. I still like them fine but she's super insecure. I don't really want fake ones on her and I don't want to pay for it, but she's got her fucking heart set on it.
>>34479709
it kinda strange she is dating a guy who plays CoD for a living.
>>34479709
>See everything but her best feature.
Great.
>>34476032
the fuck she doing looks painful
>>34477701
yeah, it's the link in the post
>>34479859
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good-morning
>>34475845
B R E H
R
E
H
>>34479520
>edgy
>racist
>bad
fuck off faggot. i bet you're one boring son of a bitch
>no one posts huge muscular man with dick hanging out
is this even /fit/? am i in /b/ or something?
>>34476977
D A M N
A
M
N
>>34476620
Niiiiiiice
>>34475845
>tfw qt wavy haired brunette gf with big knockers
>>34479973
Black men win once again.
>>34475877
Would hit tbh
>>34475695
>>34480294
>>34480535
this webm made me sad
what's the name of this machine?
>>34480591
that post was suppose to be about this machine>>34480349
>>34480625
>>34480591
reverse hyper
>that feel when no sperging weeb gf
>>34480295
kek is that sparrow?
>>34480589
>>34476032
>Juventud peronista
Fucking dropped
>>34480037
Literally perfect aside from face
>>34480705
and being a nigra
>>34480567
White guys cucking asians
>>34476475
I think she is about to sneeze
>>34480591
Infinite milk machine
>>34480738
Well I'm not a racist cuck so not a problem for me tbh
>>34480591
Moar of this titty monster plz
>>34480342
>>34475951
>Thinks oats taste like shit
How the fuck?
>>34475741
male detected
>>34479557
mp5/10?
>>34479632
Mein shaft!
>>34481120
thank you hightestsaviour
>>34480567
Blacks don't like whites, nobody but blacks like blacks, everybody loves asians, and asians love latin passion.
>>34476977
wonder if you can write the ass fat transplant off in your taxes when you work as a weather girl.
>>34476977
ZACAPU
A
C
A
P
U
>>34480567
WHITES WIN AGAIN
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34476036
a fake ass generally looks big FYI
hers would definitely not be fake
>>34476620
please don't post pictures of yourself here youre gross
>>34476664
your future kids genetics are gonna be so shit if your fiance needs cosmetic enhancements
>>34481349
I'm still pissed because they're fake
>>34481271
>>34480567
>>34481271
Evidently no one likes talking to niggers, especially not female niggers. Tbh this is probably because they speak such fucking broken English. Even if they aren't stupid (and often they are) they fucking sound stupid. Blacks are never going to fully assimilate and get anywhere in America when they fucking refuse to speak something resembling English.
>>34475832
> 8.5
>>34476033
who is this?
>>34475951
is this you?
>>34481514
Kek. Thanks bro, haven't seen that one before.
>>34481397
sauce?
>>34480589
iktf
>>34481349
>>34481380
Who is she?
>We're this far into the thread and Korrafu hasn't been posted yet
>>34481276
>>34480567
Fascinating. One more intredasting bit is, race aside, the lowest level of interest from M>F is pretty close to the highest from F>M.
>>34481558
>being this retarded
>>34479579
I actually own this pretty much exact set up. It's a sexual experience.
>>34481601
Is that John Cena?
>>34481558
>>34481613
Fuck you for making me see that.
>>34481601
Does looking at barbed wire / other sharp things make anyone else's eyes hurt, or is it just me?
>>34480567
>>34481580
Also note that the highest response rates for women responding to men are pretty close to or even less than the lowest response rates for men responding to women.
Guys like to talk to girls more than girls like to talk to guys.
>>34481624
No idea what you're on about. I can't see him.
>>34481533
https://instagram.com/missmiafit/
>>34481626
You're going blind anon, sorry.
>>34481627
>quoting someone and rephrasing what they just said.
Why?
>>34478578
Sorta.
>/fit/, /k/, /pol/ trifecta here.
>>34481601
oh lawd help me now
>>34481654
it's https://instagram.com/laurendrainfit/
>>34481626
the fuck nigga
>>34481639
Damn, well at least I can appreciate that joocy girl in your post for the time being
>>34481665
;__; I just looked it up it's an ocular disorder fuggg
>>34481662
Am I the only one that wants a girl to have more fat on her ass than muscle? More muscle over fat is really unattractive to me
>>34481685
A balance of both is good. A rock hard ass on a woman is kind of awkward
Do women even care about working out?
all they do is le squats for instagram booty pics and run for an hour on a treadmill
Do all they want is attention?
>>34479557
I WAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTT IIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
FUCK CALIFORNIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>34479632
>wood stock
>polymer(?) handguard
Absolute sacrilege. Get that heretical shit out of here.
>>34476475
What's her name and what video is it from?
>>34478855
that ass is ridiculously fake
>>34481750
>Do women even care about working out?
Some care more than others, just like the dyel guys that only curl and do bench
>Do all they want is attention?
Yeah, but so do most of the people who go to the gym. Welcome to the world and social media
>>34476587
I'm dating this girl with implants and she loves getting her nipples sucked, definitely sensitive
>>34476587
>Mfw virgins think tit sensitivity matters
Maybe if you didn't have a microdick you wouldn't have to worry about her not feeling her tits
>>34482158
>mfw virgins think tit sensitivity doesnt matter
Evolution literally made tits sensitive to increase bonding and emotional attachment. Its science bitch.
>>34482243
Your virginity is showing, I bet you think you're amazing at oral too huh
>>34476032
>Posting a 11/10 in a 10/10 thread
Everybody just go home already
>>34476953
I love the silly look in her face
>never get hard browsing these threads
>>34482022
sauce pls
>>34477359
I'm no expert but I've never heard anything other than to keep a flat/neutral spine/neck. She's craning her neck up each rep. Is that good?
>>34482467
iktfb
>thread named dick thread
>not one sloot raises my test levels
not even gay
>>34475951
>be lurking /fit/ in middle school
>>34482475
BRUH MY GURD
I can't be the only one who likes a nice back on a girl.
>muh fuggin dick
>>34482785
I'm with you
>>34481601
this gets me everytime
Can we have one of these threads just for olympic lifting grills?
>>34482467
So?? I still like the pictures, but my dick has been desensitized by porn.
>>34481558
>2015
>still not realising that there is an actual fit chick who served as inspiration for korra's physique who is significantly hotter than sandra
>>34478792
You're skinny. Buff guys tend to swing right. So right wing views are kind of a prove that you even lift, twig.
>>34482575
She's ridiculously flexible, as you can see, her back is dead straight during her good mornings, and extending the neck like she does can help keep lumbar spine rigid and straight, you see a lot of oly lifters do this
>>34481627
>Guys like to talk to girls more than girls like to talk to guys.
No shit. Girls get hundreds of messages on social media for creeps in hopes of getting some.
>>34482071
Sauce on the right?
>>34475951
No, I actually cooked them, by following a recipe, as if I were not a sperglord.
>>34480649
I literally love Stayfenny Yoosten what a cutie
>>34481601
>>34483017
Cheers.
