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>>35365767
>put in those xmas orders edition
>>35375821
>roids
Enjoy your osteoporosis, LOL
Hello guys.
I'm almost on the middle of my first cycle (week5), everything is going good, I started at 73kg and I'm right now at 84kg, maybe a little more since I got my body measured last week. According to the measurements, I've gained 5 kgs of muscle, 5 of water, and no fat (I did a measurement before the cycle). The thing is, that I'm at 16%BF, and I wanna end the cycle at least with visible abs, but I also want to gain more mass, specially on my delts, I've been clean bulking for the last 5 weeks. What should I do? My cycle is going to last 12 weeks, and the next one will not start until June 2016. I'm pinning Test-E 600mg per week. Also I haven't been able to do cardio sessions because of shortness of time. I need your help bros.
>>35375821
hey guys, this is me: >>35375367
i'm starting a cycle in a few months when i get my strength back and my mobility, i plan on bulking to about 210-220 i'm pretty much 19 and had a hand xray so i'm done growing, also never plan on having kids. So give me a good reason why I shouldn't do steroids?
lol i really hurt some feelings yesterday
>seeing stretch marks
>lifts going up
>don't look bigger in the mirror or in pics
I must be making gains thanks to these glorious balkan chemicals but how long does it take to see results?
>>35375821
Starting my first 8 week cycle soon, I've been lifting about 6 months now after a break of 2 years of lifting on and of and I want to put on a bit of muscle in a short amount of time to make up for being a piece of shit.
I can only run a short cycle. What can I expect from this in terms of weight gain? I will be eating slightly less than 500 calories above maintenance only because I'm about 14% bodyfat and I don't wanna put on much fat.
8 weeks test e:
Week 1 front load with 370mg first injection day 1
Day 7 250mg
Weeks 2-8 250mg once p/w
Week 1 60mg TBOL ED
Week 2-6 80mg TBOL ED
>>35375974
I'd like to say that even though I had a long break from lifting and I'm DYEL, I know a decent bit about lifting and not just from shit posting on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEx8G3FaNJM
Offseason Weak Point Arm Training With NPC National Level Bodybuilder Marc Lobliner
hahahahahahahha holy fuck his arms are fucking SHIT
GARBAGE
deloading after anadrol is depressing, no matter how effective that deca is. it's like the day after xmas
meanwhile in bitchville: I've been on a week-long roller coaster I swear.
1. this really cute virgin chick has been getting increasingly hungry for my dick, sent me some pictures of herself masturbating to the fantasy of getting rammed by my American cock. have confirmed her existence via video call (it's 2015 faggots) and have booked a hotel/train to see her in a few weeks
2. hooked up with a high-test woman from a hook-up app. was not worth it. her tits were huge but she'd be so much better off if 30 less pounds of her existed. and her technique is horrible, she tried to vacuum suck my cock off after repeatedly pinching it and attacking my balls even though I told her several times to stop fucking doing it. she will not get a second date and she knows it.
3. convinced girl I'm actually obsessed with to break down and have a brief date with me on xmas night, even though she'd been saying before that she can't deal with the idea of love or sex and tried to friendzone me before. we cuddled and made out a lot, I might have broken down one of her walls. if she lets me be her bf I will probably drastically cut down on fucking around, especially if she lets me hit it.
4. another chick I met online messaged me out of the blue to go eat lunch with her and meet her in a hotel room on her treat. she's also a bit older and pretty chubby, but she knows how to treat a dick right, plus I got a free lunch, and also she doesn't have attachment issues. she's curious about the idea of me fucking other women and constantly asking me questions.
well, how was your xmas bros?
>>35375231
Lmfao legend status
>>35375974
>front loading with barely over 600mg test
>250mg test a week
>8 weeks
99% of your gains will be from tbol
>>35376005
i fucked a haitian girl with amputated legs
>>35376012
How would I front load for 500 a week?
I know 8 weeks is short as fuck but I don't have a choice
Test
>>35376002
Marc has always had terrible arms. It's kinda sad. At least we know he's not using synthol lol.
>>35376041
feels good to have good arm genetic
>>35376022
week 1-2: 750mg
week 3-8: 500mg
or don't frontload. ride the tbol and then ride the test.
>>35376054
Denis???
>>35375859
If you are using test e its now starting to peak. Theres no way you have gained 5kg muscle in 5weeks ayy lmao. Its bloat and fat.
>>35376054
Naww brah. Naaw.
>>35376056
>no shoulders
>gut
>child bearing hips and shit taper
>>35376054
only if your dick hangs lower than your balls bro
>>35376048
How would you dose in the first 2 weeks? Not 750mg at once right?
>>35376044
Definitely a blessing. Funny how arms can make or break a physique.
>>35376082
Can't win em all
lobliner implying he's natural
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72kJlgzg17A
lmao he's so insecure
that rant lol
>>35376099
if i had arms like marc i would kill myself
>>35376096
split into two injections of 375 (should be 1.5ml injections if you're using 250mg/ml bottles)
despite the relatively long half-life, almost everyone injects test-e twice a week.
>>35376105
250mg e3d weeks3-8?
>>35376082
i simply dont care
as long as i have these arms i am on top of all you spaghetties
>>35376111
every 3.5 days. I do thursday morning and sunday night
>>35376100
holy shit he is annoying and insecure. just say "I have a pretty healthy lifestyle with adequate diet and cardio, don't worry about me" but ranting for 6 minutes repeating so much shit and getting super defensive about being natty or not just makes me uncomfortable to hear
also I don't think his biceps are bad, but his tricep insertions could be so much better. and at least he has pretty nice delts and reasonable arm-shoulder proportion
>>35376128
no arms no care
his delts are full of oil, look at that massive site injection bruise moving around on his left delt during pushdowns
>>35376144
I inject my gear into my delts, that does not imply synthol. delts are a better injection site than legs if you're worried about PIP-related immobility
>>35376167
i didnt say synthol i said oil
if you fill your delts up wit gear it has a similar effect
>>35376173
it doesn't really make them pop big. it makes them look slightly swollen for a day, in the front section near the pec. it cannot create the illusion of cannonball delts.
>>35376177
either way
cock and balls theory
arm > delts
cock > balls
>it's a JM being an insecure bald cunt thread
>>35376188
marc fuck off you BBC rider
>>35376187
it really depends on the person
lots of women like my shoulders, because it makes my body look bigger, and thus creates the image of a strong, protective man, whereas if I just had comically large arms with no delts, traps, or lats, everyone would just ask me about my masturbation habits
>>35376201
women love big arms with big veins
>>35376207
women love big arms if the rest of the upper body looks good. they also like big arms if they can't tell the rest of the body is undeveloped. so you have a lot of fuccbois walking around with their undersized overpriced tees going out of their way to show their arms and trying to pick up girls that way, but once you get in the bedroom everything shows.
frankly I'd rather have a lot of good, proportional development, because I've never picked up a woman solely on my physical value, just gotten dates and stuff where afterwards they take the time to touch me and figure out what part of me they like. they almost always go for the back and shoulders, because those are the signs of a protective man, and women have a natural biological urge to seek guys who will protect them
>>35376218
stop talking so much spahgetti
What does your cruising dose look like and how do you diet/ train on it?
>>35376207
You cant even get girls unless you pay them the fuck do u care what they do or do not like
>>35376227
I mean, I fuck
is it true that your first cycle is best cycle? if so why
thanks
>>35376280
Proportionally your gainz on first cycle are larger than any following
There are exceptions but that is the general rule
>>35376285
I put on like 5kg after 10 weeks of 500mg test e.
Did i fuck up?
>>35376316
500mg test e by itself isn't an insane mass builder
but a lot of people tend to kickstart their first test-e cycle with an oral with big mass-building properties. if your first cycle is just test-e at 500mg, and your second is, say, dbol/drol/tbol/sdrol plus 600mg test and a secondary injection like deca or mast, yes, your second cycle will build more than your first.
ded thred
just picked up some bologna.
:D
>>35377014
Who's bologna
>>35377020
not yours.
post office is closed today as well.
had to go back to beach house today.
irl dealer is also at the same beach place atm.
managed to find a slut with a paypall tho, gona try and get her to send shekels, then I'll just pay her
>>35377027
Lol okay
>>35377029
P sure your bologna is here tho, since USPS last tracked it on the 18th
So assuming its in the country now
Yeah, her bf gets druggas from america as well.
She'll just have to do it for me.
If you get like impatient or just want the money asap then I'll have to WU.
>>35377037
Not really worried about it. Have her send nudes too.
>>35376241
S A V A G E
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>>35376230
250mg/pw while doing gvt.
>>35377046
I'll tell her
Alright fit, I've had enough. Lifting for 7 years and I'm tired of seeing dudes dudes twice my size and shredded as fuck.
At my best, I hit 325 bench, 405 Diddy, 225 OHP, and 315 squat. Even then, no one accused me of juicing. I looked mediocre. I'm in the Army and feel like a hitch everytime I go to the post gym.
I'm 27 now, and the recovery takes longer and injuries areally more frequent. Fat stays on easier. My libido is in the dumps.
I'm pulling the trigger and leaving the service in July. Stationed in Germany now. What do you think bros? Should I just say fuck it and go for it. My only goal is to look big.
>>35377106
> My only goal is to look big.
steroids will definitely help lol
>>35377114
what's your excuse then
>ZIIING!
Jokes yolo, jokes.
Much love
>>35377119
I would be mad but just picked upo druggas and a new hookah.
my bff is flying down tomorrow.
pretty keen to see him
>>35377106
>My only goal is to look big.
you will never be satisfied
date with my new honey tonight
chits gonna be so cash
wonder if she'll let me hit it raw
results of test not in yet
>>35377141
I feel like it couldn't result in me being less satisfied than now.
I've got no moral issue with it. No desire to compete with anyone, I just want to look in the mirror and like what I see.
not going to fap all day
take levitra dick pills
going to attempt to destroy that slutty pussy
i srsly wonder what effect it will have on her pussy when she sees me pay with a 500 euro note
maybe thats too much and i should use a 100 euro note
let's think about tactical level here not strategy
>>35377129
nice one, whats your flavours for the hookah then?
>>35377190
youre over thinking
>>35377176
>I just want to look in the mirror and like what I see.
it's like chasing that magic dragon.
You will never catch it.
>>35377114
How do I talk to someone in the know? I'm an officer, I can't just walk up to a Joe that looks huge and be like what's up, right? Just don't know how to start. Euro ordering and shipping seems sketch. They've torn up every package I've received.
>>35377194
nahkla peach and sahara bubblegum.
might pick up some al fahker choc mint too :)
>>35377205
where are you based now?
Germany?
>>35377158
What are you gonna do?
>>35377214
Yeah, vilseck.
>>35377234
idk any local german dealers
>5th day of 500mg dnp with test, tren anavar and 2000 calorie budget
>past 48 hours was mentally debilitated from adding weed into my protein brownie
Feel like shit now, but it's because of the DNP and not the bad high.
Fuck what an awful holiday, but it'll be worth it in january, it'll be so worth it.
>>35377241
Any suggestions how to bring it up or how to recognize people that might be in the scene?
>>35375821
Hope everyone had a good xmAS. I worked biceps and ran yesterday
>>35376054
no. They are dancers and not escorts. go to backpage and look up escorts bro. Strangely enough some will get mad if you ask for sex. Like im a stripper and not a whore????
>>35377294
talk to the biggest mofo at your gym and say you want to get bigger
In for having eaten 3 days worth of Calories yesterday. At least I got 300g of protien, r-right guys???
>>35377294
just order online, nothing sketchy about it. Use a source with good stealth, reddit is your friend. You can also ask them for a domestic german source
>>35377158
How much did you pay?
>>35377375
last time i paid her
>one spaghetti bolognesa
>2 glass of red wine
>2 glass of water
>1 coca cola
that's about 25-30euros or so
basically the same you spend on a prostitute
life is like that bitches
get it in your head
>>35377461
>30 euros
you could have a jar of dbol for that kind of money
what's a good starting cycle?
im recovering from a broken bone and am thinking about cycling once i gain back the 20lbs i've lost
i'm turning 20 soon, is that too early to roid?
>>35377510
>good starting cycle
12 weeks of test enanthate 500mg, 4 weeks of dbol 25mg
>too early?
it's always too early until your test putters out, but who cares, if you really want to roid now there's nothing we can say other than lies that will stop you. just be aware that you could start to go bold.
so guys have any of your penis/balls become smaller or tinier? I'm just asking because that's a common myth about steroids
I've got a 7inch shlong, but I've got fatter and I'm 104kg now, so I lose 2cm to belly fat.
I was thinking about trying roids, but I don't want my dick to get smaller, any advice?
>>35377510
holy fuck google jesus fucking fuck FUCK
>>35377532
fuck off retard kill yourself
>>35377532
dick wont shrink, balls will though.
>>35377375
last time i paid her
>one spaghetti bolognesa
>2 glass of red wine
>2 glass of water
>1 coca cola
that's about 25-30euros or so
basically the same you spend on a prostitute
life is like that bitches
get it in your head
>>35377548
are the gains worth cheating for?
>>35377555
Yes, what do you need balls for?
>>35377555
yes
>>35377555
yeah, rapid gains.
balls shrink but grow back when you are off, just do your pct correctly.
should do some research though.
>>35377532
balls shrink noticeably after 4-8 weeks, can be restarted at any time with a low dose of HCG and otherwise will return to normal size after cycle. dick size does not change
>>35377554
prostitute are not people
>>35377566
>>35377560
>>35377572
I don't want to do roids though, but thanks for the answers.
can't wait for muh next cycle.
I'am thinking of running a low dose of test first(250-300mg) each week and cut to 9% bodyfat, to leave muh bloated brick mode
After that i wanna up the dose test to 500-750mg and maybe add npp or eq
Everything with hcg(probablt 1000ui from the start), because i wanna recover faster in pct.
Will a low dose of test also fuck up your balls?
>>35377909
She's so close to doing porn for attention like wtf can't she just do it already.
>>35377927
I will never tire of seeing this image
What does your cruising dose look like and how do you diet/ train on it?
>>35378059
>Will a low dose of test also fuck up your balls?
shut down is shut down imo
>>35378068
name?
>>35378070
same
Why are so many guys on this board on riods yet you're all tiny is your source Fake or your getting fake product or do you have over saturation of your receptor sites or do you not have enough receptors to uptake the roids, I'm always amazed at small guys taking roids.
>>35378059
looking huge but that acne is fucking groce
use accutane next time
>>35378093
fight me
>>35378059
750 test 300-450npp would be a lot of fun.
This might be broscience but I feel like npp stretches fascia to help give thicker look. After I came off it I loss some of the thickness but I kept the 3D pop in my back.
>>35378101
>looking huge but that acne is fucking groce
I have used accutane before when i had cystic acne with the previous cycle.
I just have minor acne now, i'am not gonna use accutane for minor acné. I hate accutane
>>35378107
so npp > eq?
Do you need caber with npp? Shit is fucking rare & expensive over here.
like 10 euro for 2 pills.
Will roids make up for a receding chin?
fucking ronnie coleman was such a super human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klunB8KpReE
makes me feel depressed
>>35378124
Either mast p caber or prami
I know a lot of guys here don't like prami but since I started taking it with my mk677 it became a lot more tolerable
>>35378059
what is up with your weird ass plan?
wouldn't you want more shit to cut with, since you have to fight the catabolism? you could probably get more shredded if you just go with long-ester test and kickstart with a cut-friendly oral or injectable
also
>1000 ius of HCG
just do 250 iu every 3.5 days. I used to have a source that showed this was the best way to keep your balls sensitive to LH without developing tolerance, but I don't know where it was. 1000ius for god knows how many weeks is a good way to lower your LH sensitivity.
holy fuck at that crowd
these dudes are losing their minds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIz3526YP8
is nuking vials in the oven necessary or can i just douse them in isopropyl alcohol?
finna transfer 5ml of TE into a essential oil bottle for travel but dont think it will stand the heat of the oven
>>35378169
mast p is also good? That would be nice.
i love everything with mast p, but the enlarged prostate and hairloss.
>>35378173
I thought 250-300mg test-e was enough to fight catabolism?
How much would you suggest?
I don't know shit about hcg. but most recommend 1000iu over here.
What would you suggest breh?
>>35378059
Looking massive m8
Why not just use nolva while on cycle? Cheaper and more effective than hcg. And yes a low dose will cause shutdown, prolonged usage causes testicular atrophy
>>35378093
most people on here suck at eating from my observation
consistently eating at a 300-500 cal surplus even on moderate amounts of hormones will cause you to grow like a weed but most of the fuckers on here are too lazy to track macros and eat well
roelly big as a monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMRXL9xD6wE
>>35378222
there's no perfect cutting solution, but I'd say run a regular dose of test (500+ mg/week) plus a regular dose of tbol, var, winny, or sdrol. sdrol gives the best muscular developmnent, but you're looking at a 3 week limit unless you want to push it. var can be used an extra long time and has surprising strength gains.
once again, HCG 250iu x 2 every week for at least 4 weeks leading up to PCT. I think you can (and maybe should) run it the entire length of cycle though.
>>35378235
Danke
nolva on cycle? i always thought that nolva was for pct
Why do most ppl use hcg while on cycle then?
>>35378270
>nolva on cycle?
dont do that
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11299809
what dosages to use when stacking var and winnie?
>>35378270
when the HPTA shuts down, LH production also stops. HCG is an LH replacement, so it mimics the function. it does not stimulate LH production (and it suppresses it) but it does stimulate reception. LH reception is necessary to bring the testicles to regular form, which is extremely helpful because full testes can more quickly return to producing test. because HCG is suppressive, it needs to be halted before PCT can start. because it replaces natural LH, it needs to be kept low, much like if you want your test production normal then you can't run blast levels of exogenous test.
>>35378258
Thanks.
This is helpful info.
Vegain gain's girlfriend is a hermaphrodite
>>35378302
I will look into this.
Probably need to do more research about it to make sure what i'am gonna do.
thanks buddy
I think Anais Nin's "The Queen" is about JM.
>>35378536
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.
ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.
spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.
the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.
>>35378628
the problem is you don't know the difference between where you came from and where you are. it's not your fault for being brought up in that place, but it's your fault for not trying to adjust to where you are, instead looking for tough guy reasons to justify why you can't be as civilized as people around you.
where I come from, people lie, cheat, steal, fight, do drugs, kill, go crazy over shoes, mock people for the color of their skin, engage in gang violence. you think I'm proud to come from that? I got as far away from that as I could as an adult, and I took as little of it with me as I could when I left. I don't have problems where I am, because I don't give the fucking street treatment to docile, society-respecting Easterners.
https://www.youtube.com/user/NinjaTylerMUSCLEGOD
Thoughts on this guy?
He looks pretty cool
swole roid monkeys at the gym were discussing ugls generally lack the infrastructure and materials to produce sterile stanozolol
is this correct?
translator failing hard
what does this mean
Vc estou ti peguidado,eu entendi qui vc estava fazendo comida pra vc
>>35378673
he's funny and strong as hell. But he lying about his age is just too cringe
>>35378773
more pesos
>>35378773
The person who wrote that has really bad grammar and spelling but it's:
You are peguidado (this word doesn't mean shit), I understood you were making food for yourself.
>>35378222
Trips of truth
Enlarged prostate sucks
Mast is awesome
>>35378825
Saw palmetto and cialis fixes prostate
>>35378673
He also does g4p and only get harassed by faggots
>roiding and lifting for girls
lmao
big as fuck
>>35378812
huh?
fucking brazilians
>>35378837
>Saw palmetto
I already bought this once, but many ppl on forums said it killed gains.
bullshit?
>>35378860
saw palmetto is a weak surrogate for finasteride/dutasteride and thus has similar but weaker effects
fina and duta have been proven not to affect gains
Hey /fraud/, I've finally decided to turn in my natty card and try roids. Doing babbys first cycle of 500mg test/week. I have a couple questions, if you don't mind:
1) I know many people will say that at such a low dose, I don't need an ai. I'd like to keep one on hand just in case. Is aromasin OK? Or should I be looking for something else?
2) What type of test should I be looking for? And why that type of test?
3) 8 weeks or 12?
4) I'm planning on clomid for pct. Do I need nolva too? How long should my pct be? Do I take my ai during pct?
Thanks!
>>35378860
bro jij zit op EP he? vind je het goede gear? heb er goede dingen over gelezen maar nu hoor ik van mensen dat het kut underdosed en gewoonweg troep in het algemeen is
>>35378860
Hearing stuff like this is hilarious. It's like guys who don't take nolva because it lowers igf. Before ai use was common fellas were using nolva.
Saw palmetto lowers dht. Lower dht isn't bad.
>>35378091
>name?
Tabby Ridiman. She was a meme on /b/ in like 2009, when that image was taken. She's still posting videos weekly on youtube, and she's slutty as fuck.
>>35378882
Even better.
So it also does work to prevent hairloss to some degree?
>>35378891
Ja gebruikte inderdaad. Momenteel gebruik ik niks.
Ik heb het ervaren als een goede lab en gainde er goed op.
Zou misschien een rotte batch kunnen zijn. Of mensen van andere merken proberen een slechte naam aan EP te geven. Dat komt namelijk ook vaak voor had ik gelezen.
>>35378904
Yeah, i'am noob kek.
Good to hear. I'ám gonna use it for sure with mast the next time. thanks
>>35378886
1) You will need an AI. Get emergency nolva too.
2) does not matter. Test e is easiest and cheapest.
3) 16 weeks
4) Nolva is enough but you can add clomid too. Do not take ai during pct.
>>35378886
Always have an AI on hand, just don't take it untill you start to show sides
Test E (i cant remember how to spell the easter name off the top of my head but if you Google test E it should come up )
12 weeks 8 weeks is very short
I didn't PCT after my first blast but I cruised on 250 mg a week after for 10 months. Everything was ok for me but it was probably a retarded move
>>35378999
10 weeks not 10 months
>>35378929
Blijkbaar een slechte batch indd
We'll see, op goed geluk
Was het vergelijkbaar qua kwaliteit met de andere merken die je gerund hebt?
>>35378929
>So it also does work to prevent hairloss to some degree?
basically
>>35378882
>>35378860
I maintain that Saw Palmetto and Finasteride should only be taken alongside androgenic steroids. Dutasteride probably causes brain damage and shouldn't be taken consistently.
Saw Palmetto is a weak androgen blocker but this becomes irrelevant on Tren, as does soy consumption, cow hormones, phtalates, and everything else. 50 mg of Tren a day keeps the endocrine disrupters away. 75 IU of HCG a day keeps the balls in play.
0.1% solution of capsaicin, topically applied, burns like a mother fucker and raises IGF-1 in the scalp, anecdotally reported as a hair loss cure. They sell it as Capzasin ('arthritis analgesic') in the food store as creams and alchohol-based applicators. Never apply this shit to the penis head, it's horrible, it's like your dick is wrapped in barbed wire and pepper juice.
>>35378917
thanks
>>35376020
Was she a prostitute?
...did you get half off?
>>35379060
Had voorheen GG gebruikt
Was ook wel prima, maar werd ook slecht over gesproken.
Zo ver ik weet heb ik nog nooit iets slechts gehoord over EP.
>>35379162
>Dutasteride probably causes brain damage and shouldn't be taken consistently.
Didn't JM took this for a long while?
Good info btw, thanks. I'am gonna try Saw Palmetto with mast p for sure.
>>35379212
>Didn't JM took this for a long while?
What are you implying here? Is his head dent something more serious?
>>35379253
I just wanna pump a fat load all over JM's bald head and have my cum pool into his dent.
more poverty bodybuilders with massive egoes getting butthurt by me flaunting my christmas money
>>35378654
hahaha
crycrycry
>>35379319
>christmas money
sdrola please
>>35379331
it's always funny to me when people lose their delusions where they thought they were not poverty but find out they actually are
they often go thru several phases until reaching acceptance of this new reality
oh yeah
any of you follow swedishkiller on snapchat?
a few days ago she said shes not a escort, but only a "promoter"
whatever the fuck that means
>>35379357
so no superdrol4me?
>>35379319
Why we fighting? real enemy is virgin games
Cuck him jm. Feed his gf the meat
>>35379361
She promotes her pussy
>>35379389
>She promotes her pussy
I had a dream about her 2 nights ago.
>>35375855
Steroid induced osteoporosis is from corticosteroids not androgens you nigger
> doctor wants me drug-free, to hibernate, and "stop trying to micro-manage your biochemistry" for a month
> bored and restless
> texting my first gf, dutch/french-canadian girl, not including the one in 4th grade, she was 15 when we copulated in the woods
> she makes me cringe half the time, half the things she posts on FB, half the pictures, back then half her body
> she had that magic touch though, still remember how it felt, tingly pleasure, girl I was with for years never satisfied/comforted me like that
> hard worker, loyal, probably would make a good mommy... if only I could get her to do squats and stop acting like she's too stupid for school
> realize every girl I ever asked out had greenish eyes
That's odd. Guess I'm overdue for bad decisions.
>>35379404
It's a sign. Hire her. If u smash it's a xmas miracle.
>>35379411
Just leave it, its the new "steroids are for manlet faggots" post in every thread. There are many reasons that post is wrong
>>35379411
you took the b8 m8.
>>35379417
girls r br0ken
>>35379389
>Why we fighting? real enemy is virgin games
virgin games has my respect for those lobliner videos
they are so amazing i can keep watching them
>>35377510
For a first cycle you can't go wrong with 8 weeks of halotestin at 50mg/day, you'll get massive increases is size and very little pct is needed because halo is a pretty mild steroid
>>35379466
this
>>35379431
> If u smash it's a xmas miracle.
xmas is over and I smashed her in my dream.
>>35379466
>>35379476
if you can't find any halotestin, methyl-trenbolone is also good at 50mg ed
Not really roids but any UK bros know where to get ECA pills?
uhm
i was planning to pick up this chica around 9pm for dinner then clubbing at 11pm
but she says she wants to eat at home but still pick her up at 9
wtf are we gonna do until people go to clubs for 2-3 hrs?
just go to bars and sit, talk and drink?
not sure
>>35379539
Best bet is still chest eze from the chemist, UK suppliers are shite or overpriced.
If you want it shipped from Canada, use astronutrition
>>35379417
Thanks for the blog post
>>35379633
I heard chest eze has been discontinued (from the many threads I've just looked through).
Heard anything about shopslim.co.uk? After a lot of googling there are mixed reviews as to whether it's legit ephedrine.
Also isn't it risky business importing from Canada?
>>35379682
Oh dear, in that case I wouldn't bother.
I'd buy some modafinil instead
>>35379716
I already take modafinil m8 ;_;
>>35379731
Could always go ahead and buy some willpower. Oh, wait.
>>35379601
fuck her in the toilet
>>35379797
i really want this
seems hot
that would only take a few minutes tho
fuck her by the side of the road
kek
the fuck does this mean
>Oi disculpa eu sou muito chata
>>35379478
>xmas is over
Its over when I say it's over :(
>>35379539
>>35379682
I'm in Canada and can stealth ship you 8mg eph if you'd like.
>>35379916
It has to be over because I turn 21 tomorrow. Sorry buddy. =(
>>35379839
Make her give you a massage at her home. Or set up a skype date and talk to her ex husband.
show her those virgin games videos.
better yet....take live pics with timestamps of her on this board and have us make her do weird shit like shoe on head.
THEN HITTER IN THE SHITTER
>>35379651
NP. Doubt it would have fit in the hair loss post.
Sharing perspectives and reflections may be seen as ego spilling over, hubris, if you choose to see it that way. Most normal human behaviours may be autistically broken down into flat negative stereotypes. What is a personality? Do girls have personalities? Does anyone have personality? Isn't everyone more or less the same -- pathetic? It's easy to be overly critical and come to these questions regardless of what philopsophy you subscribe to; personality and free will are appeals to complexity. Faith in humanity is required.
Thus, to interpret normal human behaviour as a negative stereotype is a symptom of insecurity. People do what people do.
>>35379682
ECA stack, stimulants for fat loss is effectively pointless. If you want to play with beta agonists; get a prescription for Mirabegron (Myrbetriq) and let me know if it works. Beta3-receptor agonists are the only type that upregulate fat loss the longer you use them and they're likely much safer, less stress on the body.
These fat loss hacks are just not worth it. If it greatly increases your gym performance, then by all means, take a consistent dose in moderation and do not double-dose; more is not better. Focus on working out hard, getting faster/stronger, and get your calories from nutritious food like sweet potatoes and oysters. That is how you lose the fat; with time, effort, and steroids.
Ephedrine is completely ineffective for mental stimulation if that's what you're doing... we have amphetamine for that.
>>35378673
Pretty good physique for a 19 year old
>>35379963
i could easily take her home yes
but that would mean
>drive to her place
>drive to my place
>drive to club
>drive her home
>drive to my home
jesus
this is why prostitutes are practical
oh well
gotta suffer for glory
>>35379847
"Hi sorry, I'm so annoying"
>>35379976
>wat
>>35380022
uhm yeah that's about right
women are really so complicated
why cant they just meet up to fuck and skip all the other bullshit
isn't time valuable to them?
>>35380061
They don't want to feel like sluts even though inevitably it's all the same.
Almost literally retarded.
>>35380061
Fuck her in the ass pls. Translating that Brazilian awful pronunciation is giving me eye cancer.
>>35380061
Women aren't complicated. People just don't want to meet up with you unless you pay them to. It's the face, son.
>why cant they just meet up to fuck and skip all the other bullshit
oh what you'd do to be attractive for a day.
>>35379976
Your mental processes and how you reach conclusions are fascinating. I look for your posts a lot.
>>35380088
would you say she is not educated or is she just writing in internet memes
>Vou fique bem bonita pra vc
>>35380106
she actually thinks i'm attractive and thinks i can get so many bitches
not sure if serious or manupilation
>>35380106
Same the blog posts by most people in fraud are interesting reads
how to kill feels if your estro is allready very low and you still have feels?
>>35380162
Growing the fuck up.
>>35380175
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>35380175
fu tho
my bddy is depressing the chit out of me sending me all these linkedin profiles of people with master, phd, cscp, cpim
s m h
with tall these master minds on the market we will never make it
should I do a 6 month cycle or not? is it too long to be shut down for 6 months? will I have trouble recovering?
>>35380162
What's bothering you?
>>35380207
Yes
No
No
>>35380207
Recovery may be long, but probably no more problematic with regard to long term outcome than a 12-16 weeker
wtf google translate is failing to comprehend this woman
>Calma daqui pouco vc vai mim vem
>Pra vc Marta as soudades
>Porque vc não Vei Logar aqui pra Brussels
>Depois eu ti manda o endereço
>>35375821
frauds ? everything Rippetoe
"pick images with flowers" wow what's up with this faggotry
>>35380225
minor family event triggered a much more emotional response than it should have.
god
have to pin tren in a few
took some sleeping pills to calm me down tho
>>35380264
Family shit is usually quite deep seated so a strong response is pretty expected
You'll be right mate
>>35380248
What?
>>35380290
thanks
>>35380240
>>35380226
hm ok thanks
>>35380264
what happend?
or private?
>>35380405
I second blog post if you feel like sharing
>>35380405
like I said, it was minor.
gran basically just flipped her shit at me cuz I smoke.
>>35378091
who is this semen demon?
Can you expert brahs please help me interpret these results? Mainly the testosterone and estrogen levels?
299 ng/dL test
36.6 pg/mL estradiol
Is this why I have an extremely hard time making gains?
>>35380449
Kill yourself fegget
With the help of Clen and cardio ED starting on PCT how long would it take to cut from 20% bf to about 10%? probably with just the 500 cal deficit
>>35380461
I'm well aware that the test is pathetically low.
What I'm wondering is if the estradiol is too high. I'm natty atm but after seeing this I'm hopping on gear
just did 2.5 cc in my delt
wish a qt could come message it.
never going above 2cc in delts ever again
>>35380427
smoking is a waste. I'am happy i quit that shit.
if she is flipping because of the smoking, what would happen if they find the sryinges. kek
my father caught me one time almost sniffing amphetamines in my room.
they already knew i was smoking.
Luckly i'am no yolo anymore. Cold turkey with smoking/drugs/alcohol at once. Shit was though as hell
Gotta learn from muh mistakes
>>35380445
danni meow
enjoy x
>>35380498
>what would happen if they find the sryinges
Id go back to psychologist and psychiatrist :c
>>35380427
powerslam the bitch
How long was your longest cycle and what did you get from it and what did you learn?
>>35380527
They will think it's heroin if they find the sryinges
ohh noo my sonn is a junkiee
dr.phil told me about this.
allah help me
>>35380115
I would say she's a bit uneducated. She's basically mixing the you "singular" and the you "plural". So, she's either really dumb or she's a second generation brazilian directly translating from english.
In that sentence she tried to say "I'll get really pretty for you" but she really said "I'll stay really pretty for you" with the wrong verbal tense.
>>35380536
shed die
>>35380559
>ohh noo my sonn is a junkiee
I already cover dark circles under my eyes
>>35380555
>checked
>>35380243
Good god, I really hope she's just direct translating and not really this dumb because half of that shit makes no sense. It's like she's trying to recreate the written part just from what she's heard and since BRs have really heavy accent she's just writting non-sense. I'll try anyway.
"Keep calm, in no time you'll come to me" or "Keep calm, in no time you'll see me"
"So you can stop missing me" but she really said "So you can Martha missing me"
"Because you will not log in here to Brussels" ou "Because you'll not call me here in Brussels"
"I'll send you the adress afterwards"
>>35380465
bump
>>35380665
how much fat you wana lose?
in terms of lbs?
1 lbs of fat = 3500cal
I got 9 month left for my next competition and 4 month worth of 4iu hgh.
Is it best used off season or on?
Or just 2iu all the way?
>>35380687
you should ask dhb aka coach
doubt anyone else knowse enough about gh
>>35380682
im 85KG today, week 3 of my 10 week test cycle starting monday. I've already gained a lot of fat from these 2 weeks ive been bulking pretty hard lol
Im wondering if i will have time to cut for summer if my PCT and cut starts March
Need to lose maybe 20/25 lbs before june
possible? all while trying to maintain most the gains ive made on cycle of course
>>35380810
to lose 25lbs you need to burn 102058.2cals
at a 500cal deficit that should take you about ~204 days
>>35380850
to lose 25lbs of fat***
>>35380862
so 750 cal deficit + 250 cals of cardio and it should be about 102 days?
All of this is obviously assuming i am the strictest man alive when it comes to diet
seems doable
>>35380882
>so 750 cal deficit + 250 cals of cardio and it should be about 102 days?
yeah
Also assuming your TDEE is what you believe it to be
>>35380898
yeah would >Active< on my fitness pal apply to a serious lifter? 5/6 1/1.5 hour sessions a week
also college student
