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klokov is ugly...

what do we do now guys?
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>>>/out/
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I wish he didn't roid so much, but he looks pretty aesthetic.
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>>32152367
>dat mandatory roider beanie
>dat annoying scream
>dat roid gut
>dat ugly tan

hes slowly turning into a typical gym roider. at least hes actually strong though
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>>32152432
>roid gut
No. Roid gut looks nothing like that
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>>32152468
ok on a second look it may just be where the bar is and a big of an illusion
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>>32152367
He's bronzed up, clean shaved and getting pumped before entering the stage of his bb comp. He doesn't actually go around like this.
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Not on roids, hes a genetic freak, stop being so jelly.
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So will he go to Rio? Or did he decide crossfit and bodybuilding is more important?

>>32152527
Lmao
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>>32152367
he looked better with more fat on him.
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>>32152367
I'd suck his dick, if only to acquire his genetics no homo
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>>32152367
He looks insanely good, so proportionate, hope he doesnt fuck up his balanced body by going full blown bodybuilder mode.
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>>32152389
every time i watch this gif i wish hed just slam them down like a barbell
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>>32152547
Crossfit is where all the money is at, people in groups of 20-30 paying thousands of dollars each for a day seminar.

So its ego, getting back into the top of lifting, or unlimited money...
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>>32152955
That's right. Dude's got a family to feed, he's being responsible. Why he should give a shit what some forum or YT community says?
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>>32152594
give it time....
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Guys.
If you woke up as klokovs wife one day with no warning, what would you do?
For the scenario,let's assume you speak russian.
Would you play along or would you try to regain your old life with your new bod?
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>>32153157
beta/cuck detected
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>>32153183
No, I just want klokov to impregnate me.
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>>32153157
snuggle with him. beg him to be alone with me all day outside of training. fuck myself when he's not home. I wouldn't be ready to take the d yet.
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>>32152527
>not on roids

i really hope this is b8 and people this stupid don't actually browse /fit/
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>>32153157
thank god for making my life complete.
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>>32152367
He looks good, what's your problem?
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>>32153157
I'd swallow his cum day and night obviously
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>>32153157
I'd prefer to be a boy so I can make sick gains training with Klokov erryday, then we do it
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>>32153694
>not wanting to pass klokovs genetics down.
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>>32152389
he banged both of them that night.
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>>32152594
>insanely good
>proportionate

Wanna know how I know you don't compete? lol spewing shit like this.

Yes he has a good physique but for aesthetics and proportion? are you fucking kidding me?

don't spew shit that you have no clue about.

Genetically he won't even be able to stand next to amateurs in NPC circuit. Flat Upper chest , no bicep peaks and most importantly..

He is too wide due to heavy lifting, wide on his obliques.

This is what /fit really needs to learn. Just because it looks good to YOU, does not mean its amazing in another sport.

Oh he has abs, amaazing, so good looking proportionate omgerrrd. No.

He does not have the proper training to be competitive in bodybuilding or even in physique. he is too wide and genetically just does not have it.
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>>32152367
>Time to work out, better put on the ol' wool cap
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>>32154321
Can you explain to me the part where you say "too wide due to heavy lifting"?

What about ronnie coleman? He also lifts heavy as fuck.
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>>32154473
Sure.

When it comes to core work the heavier you lift the more you include and use your obliques, (deadlifts, squats, cable pull overs ) etc..

Not so much in bodybuilding but in physique you cannot lift that heavy that includes your core as it will widen your obliques,

hence why rambod does not let Buendia lift heavy when it comes to core work.

Ronnie on the other hand lift heavy as fuck and does not care about obliques because he is also wide as fuck. Also for points, abs and thighs is only one pose, he wins through everything else, back, side chest, front double etc...

But unless you are ronnie coleman and wants an aesthetic physique, lifting heavy on certain lifts, will definitely make you look wide on your obliques.
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>>32154321
Listen here m8, shut the fuck up,

>you know how i know you dont compete

No shit, and also i never said i did, never said klokov should and never would because i dont want to fuck up my organs with roids (inb4 be happy being mediocre)

>This is what /fit really needs to learn. Just because it looks good to YOU, does not mean its amazing in another sport.

I never said anything about him being amazing in bodybuilding, infact i actually said "hope he doesnt fuck up his balanced body by going full blown BODYBUILDER MODE." Implying i dont think he should compete because every who does looks like a giant shitty disproportionate fucking cloud, he legit looks better than all current "top teir" bodybuilders in MY EYES and i never implied anything different you giant preachy faggot.

Yes i mad

Yes you're rekt
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>>32154473
Bodybuilders benefit from a small skeleton, a small wrist makes your arm look swole, a small core makes your v-taper pop.
Obviously having big foundations is inversely important for heavy lifts.
Ronnie is an exception, and not in klokovs league anyways.
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>>32154535
Go suck Buendia's cock.
How stupid do you have to be to think that muscles that are about 1cm thick can grow so much that it makes waist significantly wider.
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>>32154619
Btfo bodybuildingfag

No fucking one thinks that bbs look good.Yes their mass is impressive but they dont look good.

Also its all fucking roids
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>>32154535
so what you're trying to say is, you get wide if you work your obliques through heavy squats and deadlifts but not if you do light core isolations. Top kek mate, you are fucking rearded and probably look like shit as well.
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>>32154316
Stop sexualizing klokov
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>>32154708
What do you mean "stop" ?
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>>32154708
He does that just fine on his own.
No homo
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>>32154742
don't do it. klokov is pure.
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>>32154774
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>>32152367
wow, he has gotten huge. does he even oly anymore?
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does /fit/ just pretend to be gay and make jokes about drinking this guys cum
or is /fit/ really, genuinely gay
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>>32154687
>Its all fucking roids

and klokov isn't?

Ohhh the butthurt in this thread is hilarious.
Also yep, I expected this, due to all of you lift heavy on certain lifts and have fucked up your physiques, by just blindly running into the gym without any actual research.

Stay mad non competing faggots, while i swim in my sponsorships.
Not even sure why i engaged in coversations with you fucks, all of you have sub 18" arms anyways.
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>>32154947
half and half.
I'd genuinely suck klokovs dick.
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>>32154993
Post body or get btfo forever
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>>32154894
I like the way he STFU those sluts, Klokov is awsome
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>>32155019
neope, bc i trip here and you guys like me for the most part.

I love being able to be anon some days so I can be brutally honest with you retarded fucks sometimes bc some of you guys need it.

Its funny how just because there's something completely new to you, you guys get butthurt so easily and bc you have been lifting heavy on certain lifts and starting to regret it due to your mediocre and shit physique.
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>>32155082
The only trips that anyone likes are in /plg/.

As I thought. Dyel + bullshit story to cover it up.
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>>32155103
changing the topic to avoid comprehending my message.

you are absolutely adorable.

Stay wide you 13 inch armed faggot :)
In fact lift heavier this week, reach for a new pr on squats and cable pull downs, get that oblique as wide as possible.

get that new pr !!! LOL
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>>32153364
>wanting to be a literal gains goblin

And people shit on women, while we have these fucks among us
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>>32155155
he said when he was not lifting you nerd.
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>>32153157
Make him nutritious food and always put out. carry his offspring etc.
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Why did he do this lads
why
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>>32155082
>I love being able to be anon some days so I can be brutally honest with you retarded fucks sometimes bc some of you guys need it.

As if younare high and mighty and we need your advice, seriously mate, think about what you're aaying, you're trying to say that people need to be told "due to all of you lift heavy on certain lifts and have fucked up your physiques"

>implying "certain lifts" can fuck up your physique
>impying you're not a full blown retard

No one does or ever will need your advice, please fuck off before you embarace yourself even more.
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>>32155014
you forgot
>no homo
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>>32155300
Because He is intelligent
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>>32155137
Wow, the old i'm a huge guy you look like shit routine with absolutely zero evidence to back yourself up, never seen that one before ;-D

Post a pic mr "above 18inch arm faggot"
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Is klokov body attainable natty at 18 y/o, 6'0", 196lbs, 18% bf with good/decent genetics?
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>>32155378
yes

if you try really hard you might also become batman, all possible natty
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>>32155378
>at 18 y/o
no.
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>>32154757
only time i have ever questioned my sexuality was when i first saw a pic of shirtless klokov.
no homo
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>>32155378
6 months of SS
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>>32155345
gotta follow all that money in bodybuilding, right?
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>>32155322
>As if you are high and might and we need your advice.

hahaha ohhh cutie, you literally have no idea who I am and how much I have contributed towards this board.

I have given this board so much knowledge, that certain daily threads wouldn't even exist today if it wasn't for me.

but ya know, stay adorable with ur 13 inch arms. and wide obliques.
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>>32155517
hurr durr I matter on a Nerubian egg hatching board.

If you're at trip fag put your trip on and prove it. Otherwise you're just another trolling anon who doesn't have any right to tell someone else they are wrong.

Not the person you replied to, btw. Just annoyed at someone being so idiotic
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>>32155612
>nerubian egg hatching board
Tippity top kek.
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>>32155517
>this middle school self important mentality
>this appeal to authority on an anonymous image board
>this autistic attack on a subjective post

You're a loser
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>>32155517
>Needing to brag about contribootin with no proof
>Being this much of a tumblrfag

Tumblr pl go
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>>32153109
God damnit his shoulders are amazing
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>>32154442
I use beanies too keep the hair out of my face. Its like 4-5 inches and gets anoying as shit when sweaty doing shit like deadlifts
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>>32153157
>If you woke up as klokovs wife one day with no warning, what would you do?
leave him and become a lezzer
because I'm not a phaggot
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>>32155300
He's too old/not good enough to finish on the podium in weightlifting any more. Given that he's become a meme, making lots of money in America by just roiding to fuck and peddling crossfit shite is his best option
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>>32155875
>>32155867
>>32155612
>>32155517
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>32155517
>that certain daily threads wouldn't even exist today if it wasn't for me.
supermong pls go
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>>32156302
>supermong
>liked
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>>32156311
he thinks he is
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>>32155082
mong pls go
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Hate his new full aspiration by going full blown pleb bb. Klokov, you should have stayed uber strong uber aesthetic oly lifter till the end and actualy compwted for the last time. Ruined my day
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>>32152389
the one on the left is hot
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>>32152367

jesus he's looking fucking good
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>>32155517
You're not tuna or quad, these are the only trips to truly contribute. Every other trip is shit including you mong.
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>>32155612
>nerubian egg hatching board
Oh god I hope this never stops.
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>>32156196
>I'd go fuck people of the same sex as myself because I'm not a faggot
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>>32154894

that first guy is definitely gay.

also, the fat guy is alpha as fuck, slapping klokov like a bitch.
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>>32156748
It's a friendly encouragement back slap
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>>32152367
I wonder if the ideal body proportions for bodybuilding will ever change.
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>>32156785
They constantly change as the new drugs get introduced
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>>32156371
The one on the left is her wife..Or was it the right one, I can't remember.
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>>>/instagram/
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>>32152527
Its not one or the other m8. He's a genetic freak and also on roids.
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>>32152527
>any professional or semi-professional athlete
>not on roids
m8..
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I wonder if he does gay for pay.....
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>>32153157
Ass up, face down.

I'm not even gay but you can't deny that he is sexy as fuck.
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>>32157314
It's almost guaranteed that he does. I think I read that alot of Olympic Weightlifters were sexually abused as kids and weightlifting is a way for them to re-take control of their lives.
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Do you guys think he's using HGH?
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>>32155300

Fuck. Guess he's not coming to Rio.
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>>32157641
I'd love to see Klokov try out some strongman stuff. I know Oly lifters typically don't do very well but I hate seeing him ruining his body with HGH (and slin?) just to build muscle. He was pretty much perfect before body wise.
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>>32154321
>hurr durr small core and big bis

Bodybuilding is a joke.
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>>32157314
He mentioned on barbell shrugged that in Russia olympic athletes get paid 7-12k usd per month. He's doing a lot of seminars now as a way to build a future for himself
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>>32157314

How else do fit shredded dudes make a living.
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>>32155300

this is absolute proof that bodybuilding contests are an absolute joke

even Klokov manages to look far worse in competition shape than when he's at that healthy, JUICY 10-12 % bodyfat we all know and love him

>Klokov is love
>Klokov is life
>don't cut below 10 % bf bros
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>>32155300
You know that this level of bf is temporary, right?
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rus-speaking here.
Do you need some help to translate some shit from his youtube channel?
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>>32159914
yea. all of the old stuff. thanks.
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BEWARE posting rare klokovs
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>>32118934
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>>32156575
No you don't understand, it just feels right for him on the inside
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>>32159962
His dick is flipping us off. I think it maintains old ties to the USSR
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>>32156748
That fat guy is a comedian I think. They're quite the celebrities in Russia.
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>>32153157
God damnit /fit/
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