>Mires
>Go to family pool party
>cousin looking at me up and down
>comes over to me
>says "wow im impressed.."
>continues to feel my arms and run her fingers on my shoulders and chest
>pic related she is on the left
I wasn't expecting this mire /fit. Anyone get mired/semi-molested by family?
Did you smash, OP?
>>32050121
Guess how I know you are from the US?
Because your girls all act like huge whores. No fucking way people from Europe act this trash.
>>32050134
Exactly. OP's picture is telling enough.
>>32050121
>fucking dirty ass chinks
OP u don't need to further taint your muddy fucking piss colored blood you slant eyed fuck
>>32050134
Also the stance in the photo is very charactaristic for american woman.
>>32050158
>/pol please go
>>32050121
Fuck me id suck on her clit until she squirted
>>32050134
Thisss. Its so superficial country.
>>32050217
>>32050170
>>32050150
>>32050134
Wait, why am I still pissing about over here in depressing britbong land? Someone in a hot state house me up for a few months brahs
>>32050297
I live in Arizona. Come on over, we'll make twice the gains
>>32050297
Just got back from a 3 week holiday over there, it makes our country 10x more depressing when you come back here from the US.
>>32050170
it's almost as if women in america judge their entire body image based on how good they look in that pose. oh if i could only take some pictures of them from realistic angles and then show them. well, what usually happens is they go squee don't show me that. bitch that's your body
The only good gook is it dead gook
>>32050317
This sounds too much like courtship m8
>be me
>lifeguard
>been working with shirt on all year during cut
>have to jump in pool to help teach swim lessons
>take off shirt
>walk over to lifeguard table after lesson
>all the high school qts impressed as fuark
>guy who joined army back visiting mirin hard
>literally says no homo
feels good, not even done with cut
>>32050121
gross. somehow you can just tell both of they faces look like they got hit by a frying pan when they don't have that makeup on
>>32050121
"oh herro anon, you gettin' weeeeeeall big, you like boy boy now, want sum fuk?"
>go to gym
>see my exs new bf there
>i dont really know him he might be a cool guy, but u know how it is
>hes a weakling
>proceed to row heavy ass weight infront of him while gruntin and making faces like im fuckin my ex
>look him straight in the eye
>looks at me lookin sceered
>he runs off to do something else
>u just know hes gonna think about me pounding her like that next time they have sex
C U C K E D
Inb4 someone greentexts the same story from his point of view
>>32050170
They also strike this retarded pose here in israel
>>32050134
>>32050158
>>32050379
>>32051417
>I haven't spoken to a woman in person that me mum or a teacher.
Mirin' threads are the only reason I still come to this cesspool.
>First day at a new job
>Playing an introduction game
>Going around saying name, zodiac sign, left/right handedness, and which year of the chinese zodiac you were born in
>Gets to me
>No idea what chinese your I'm born in
>Group lead looks it up for me
>"year of the ox"
>Qt smiles at me
>"I bet"
subtle babby mire.
>>32050134
>slags
>French literaly-known-as-biggest-whores-in-the-world woman
>German poopoopeepee ladies
>Spanish girls are just as whorish
Eastern Europe has all the best qts in Europe
>>32052428
>I enjoy this whore attitude and will never realize that my mom/gf/daughter had/have/will have the same shit tier mentality
>>32052464
She thought u were fat and smelly m8
>>32050121
Fuck off chink. You ruined 4chan. I can tell you're here shilling for China and fucking everything up with your /pol/tard retardation.
Protip: you're not white. You're not an oreo. You're a subhuman piece of shit, and just because you're sneaker than a nigger does NOT make you white.
>>32052294
>Go to gym
>see gf's ex there
>i dont really know him he might be a cool guy, but u know how it is
>hes a weakling
>proceed to try to row heavy ass weight infront of me but he can't and makes a retarded face and starts grunting like a stuck pig
>looks me i the eye
>I look back and try not to laugh at him
>leave so I don't laugh in his face
>Bang new gf
>take out dog in the backyard woods
>take the opportunity to look for som joocy wild asparagus
>fast forward back to my home with decent bounty
>qt neighbor see me and mires my gatherer skillz
>wow anon you got a lot of sparagus
>you bet lady
>tonight I'll have an epic asparagus frittata
>>32052597
Mirin wilderness access.
>tfw cityfag
>>32052548
>you are not an oreo
What?
>>32052294
>be girl
>dumped my autistic boyfriend and started dating a normal guy
>he comes one day
>says he saw my ex at the gym
>he was trying to fuck a barbell
>we laugh at how retarded he is
>we fuck
>>32052597
>wild asparagus
Is that a thing?
>>32052294
>new to gym
>see gf's autistic ex at gym
>ohgod.jpg
>loads up 0.5pl8
>proceeds to squeal while barely repping the bar
>looks at me as if he wants to fuck me
>do full 540
>go to different gym
>where will you be when autism strikes
>>32052294
bro
he is fucking your girl now, you are the cucked one
>>32052644
Well... Yes?
>>32052620
Oreos are what Asians tell themselves to believe they're white inside and nigger outside.
my mom calls me
>anon kardashian
>>32052597
Underrated retarded post
Also i have a miron story too
>go to gym with gf
> i lift
> she come next to me
> you have a beautifull body
>mfw
>>32050134
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
Whenever I hug my mom she straight up gropes my ass. It was funny the first time but it happens all the time now and makes me really uncomfortable.
>have shit stats without visible sixpack
>still get eyefucked by about 3,5 qt's/minute
>god bless my facial aesthetics and height
on a sidenote: only sandniggers are lifting in germany so there is literally no competition
>>32052644
yeah, I usually have to go to an asparagus farm to get mine. It's is a bit more expensive, but I like how the asparagus gets to get some fresh air and sunshine, while being protected by other more invasive plants.
>>32052294
>be barbell
>get raped by some autistic fat fuck
>>32050121
> talking to coworker standing in the doorway
> sort of leaning forward with my hands on top of the doorway
> she comes up and feels my tricep
t-thanks dips
>go to family gathering
>have lost 30kg and made height/lifting gains since
>"Wow anon, you're so tall and slim!"
>slim
We're all gonna make it /fit/
>>32052761
she wants the D
>>32050134
Do you actually live in Europe or are you just shit posting you top faggot? There are millions of girls in Europe that act like this. Enjoy being naive to the happenings of our own continent.
>>32052661
The cucked one is the one the girl settles for after being fucked and dumped, the one who gets the sloppy seconds
>>32052833
Not at all, unless they are some 3/10 who need to compensate with sluttiness, they don't act like that. They are way more subtle, no fucking way they look at you and start feeling your muscles. Just be serious man
>>32052597
>beta gatherer
>implying she isnt going to bang her alpha hunter bf
>>32052889
>>32052597
berrypicker_as_fuck.jpg
>>32052062
Kek
>>32052889
>implying I'm not a hunter too
>>32052597
>be dog
>owner is autistic as fuck
>i just wanted to take a piss but this sperg wanders through the forest picking up random shit
>finally after several hours sperglord realizes it's time to go home
>he can't find the way home but luckily i can
>our nice old lady neighbour tries to brighten up his life a little by complimenting the nice leaves he picked, for him it's something
>it makes his day and he runs along to tell his autistic friends on the internet
>oh god is he cooking this shit now? he's gonna get himself killed
>maybe it's for the best
>all i wanted was to take a damn piss but it's always something with this retard
>>32052294
Lmao u just showed how beta you are by engaging in a beta male stare down with the guy
I can definitely see why your gf cucked you with this new guy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLnT0ScAMIA
>>32050134
I read that casual sex is more acceptable in Europe and I asked my Romanian friend (he's spent most of his life in the US at this point) and he confirmed this was mostly true.
>>32052990
can't believe you actually took the time to type this shit out.
>>32052988
>Hunting asparagus
golly gee suvivorman those women don't stand a chance
>>32053014
East europe doesnt count, here in Italy casual sex simply doesn't exist
>>32053014
Fucking Romanians man. they are a fucking plague, they go to better civilized place to be like nannies to old dudes and then they rob them and run with some other romanian boyfriend they have around. stay careful man, never trust romanians.
>>32052809
is that blaha's wife?
wait... ex-wife
>>32052990
>implying I don't love humanbro completely
>>32052990
It was a lot funnier in your head
>>32053032
My brother went to Italy the other year and said most of the girls were pretty much 'you kiss you marry'
>>32050170
>Americans invented standing contrapposto
>>32052513
>nobody is allowed to have sex but me
>>32050121
>tfw your cousin got breast implants
>tfw she always wears low-cut shirts
It is so hard to not sneak a glance. Like why would you wear a shirt like that to Easter dinner with family?
>>32053180
Ask if you can feel them cause you are curious, she will 100% make you feel them, worked with every woman i know that got implants
>>32053032
My main source is this guy: http://mavericktraveler.com/european-women-vs-american-women/
I tend to believe him, because its my understanding that Europe is more progressive than the US so I assume slut shaming would be less of a thing. Idk though.
>>32053032
Beta virgin detected
>>32053221
Europe is not a single culture. Things vary pretty insanely from country to country, region to region.
>>32052464
She's Saying you look like an ox?
Good one.
NAAAT
>>32053248
>Europe is not a single culture
for now
smug_farage.jpg
>>32053248
Very good point. So eurofags, where do I go for the classy sloots?
>>32053221
Does it say something about casual sex, because i skipped through it and looks like he just say that euro women are prettier on average and more direct
>Had girls admire my arms and rustle my hair before
>Took off an overshirt one time, was wearing a vest underneath and a girl actually gasped in shock
>tfw never work out and just have big arms naturally
Don't even need to lift to get mired. But you can sure as hell look better
>>32053319
Go where the money is.
That will vary from country to country and region to region.
>be at swimming stadium locker room
>after drying myself and nearly fully dressed
>a dude (bit on the chubby side) comes up to me and asks what routine I have
>I am dumbfounded by this since I've never been asked this
>"... wut?"
>"I mean, you're really skinny but still look strong. What do you do to look like that?"
>"... skinny?"
>"lol I mean in a good way"
>stare at him blankly for a moment
>"well, I exercise, stretch and eat healthy, but do you want to know my real secret ..?"
>he nods in excitement
>I motion him with my finger to lean in closer and look around if someone was listening to us, as if I was to tell him something very important
>lean into his ear and whisper
>"I don't eat bread.."
>he gives a nervous laugh and repeats
>"you don't eat bread?"
>wink at him and walk away
>>32053444
Fuck you, bread is deliciously Healthy
>>32053471
Im with you mang, thread is delicious.
>>32053471
All memeing aside, we all know that bread is delicious but it comes at the cost of being really fucking retarded to eat.
>>32053444
"I don't eat bread.."
>>32052502
>tfw studying abroad in austria next year
i've heard they're pretty frigid/stuck up but maybe that's just frustrated austrian fitizens
>>32052548
One day you're going to have children and when they're old enough you can explain to them how in the prime of your life you spent your time on the internet telling other people to leave the website you were on because they were not white
>>32053553
>implying he'll ever have children (that are actually his)
nothing special
>got told I've got a nice ass
>got my ass straight up grabbed
>got cat called
I'm a guy with a joocy booty
>>32052062
Where are my sides
>>32052597
>tfw no backyard woods
I miss living in rural towns
>>32050121
Yeah, I was semi swolested by my sister, and it was weird.
>Sister sitting at the counter. Mom and other sister there, I'm standing by the fridge
>Sister looks over and says, "Have you been working out?"
>Before I can answer she looks at my legs and ass and says they're huge (thanks SL troll) and that might jeans look "hot"
>I don't like wearing those jeans because they're so uncomfortable now, but I don't have any others because I outgrew them so fast. Now I don't ever wear them.
>Next she feels up my chests and biceps and tells me to flex
>Don't want to flex, but feel like I have to because everyone is looking at me, and it's kind of expected that I do
>I do it just to get out of the situation, holding my tears on the inside
>Immediately leave as soon as she's done
>TFW I'm DYEL
>TFW if the genders were reversed this would be seen as creepy as fuck
Yeah, shit like this shouldn't be allowed. I understand making a comment but feeling up a sibling is just...weird.
>>32050121
I think I've seen your cousin in a tranny porn video
I'd assfug you tho
>>32053664
>she wants that t-rex D.. ;)
>>32053664
That's kinda hot
I'm sitting at my grandparents livingroom table while my grandmother is talking on the phone with her old friend about how their close friend died last night, and I'm sporting a boner to your story..
I've been lifting since Freshman year of highschool. Started enforcing diet Sophomore summer (macros, supplements, etc). Freshman in College, erryone mirin.
19 year old, 5'10, 180lbs.
>>32053644
gr8 b8 m8
>>32053767
Yeah, my heart wasn't into it.
>>32053721
whats your grandma wearing ;)
and just know when youre not looking she's talking about how sexy and handsome her grandson is to all her gilf friends..
>at a rave
>pushing through the crowd asian qt tries to come my way
>m'lady
>oblige and let her through making a pathway for her by sticking out my arms holding every one back
>she smiles at me and starts feeling my arm
>flex as hard as I can without seeming like I'm flexing
same night
>later dancing with some fatter asian chick because i am on ecstasy ayyy
>woman in her 40s grabs me
>tells me how muscular I look (not anywhere near goal body at this point)
>she looks like a washed up slut with her face like on of the red pill comics
>kinda ignore her
>she asks me if she can feel my muscles, I'm rolling so whatever
>she gives me a pat down brushes against my dick
>she asks me if I've ever been with an older woman before
>look at her face again it's like fucking leather
>her body looks like a sack of potatos
>her lightly bronzed liver spotted skin shows through her dress
>her legs are saggy and fat, despite her being thin
>think to myself how much dick she has taken to look like this at her age, and how fucking gross she was to be at a rave
>go back to grinding with the high test asian girl
>>32053319
libraries, parks, post-work bars, near universities, shopping galleries
I you want tourists, go to tourist hotspots, museums, art galleries, exhibitions
>>32050134
>implying that's a bad thing
What, you want to get married and have little children and be their heroic daddy? Fucking pleb, not my fault you came from a shit tier family and the "whores" don't like you enough to let you blow a load all over their face a few hours after you met them. My advice to you, get fit or die mirin
> at uni
> go to the vending machine for a snack
> spot 9/10 qt 3.14 from chem walking towards me
> ask me for a dollar to get a drink
> i ask whats in it for me
> she offers a hug as payment
> okay
> get a nice 3 second hug
> "wow anon your chest is so firm!"
> y-you too
>>32053128
I'm an italianfag and I confirm
I blame the fucking Vatican, it's like a tumor right where our metaphorical heart should be
>>32050134
>act like huge whores
wtf are you on about she didnt start giving him a handy in the pool
>>32053871
This isn't a mire as much as it is you getting played
>>32053874
I'm Slovenian and most Italians I met at the Croatian Adriatic coast were huge sluts, almost as slutty as French chicks
>>32050121
Fuck her you dummy. Fucking asians love them all.
>mfw no qt 3.14 asian gf
>>32053893
No one judges them abroad, thats why italians, male or females, fuck as much as they possibly can when nobody knows them
>>32053919
god bless ferragosto then
>>32053003
What kinda faggy video is that.
>>32053893
That's the thing where anything you do far from home doens't count, we have Croatia as a specific destination to be whores/mansluts all we like
You just try do the same thing on an italian beach
>>32053003
BETA MALE STAREDOWN
>>32053939
come to think of it, hot native Dalmatian women are just as prude as you describe native Italians, you're right
>>32050134
Maybe not to you they don't.
>>32053721
Yeah, I understand that. Same thing would probably happen to me. Also, I'm not the guy who made the weird gilf comment, kek.
Chilling outside with gymbro's sister (she's /prime/ jailb8) smoking hookah
J8
>why don't you drink, yolo?
Yolo
>I'm taking supplements that already stress my liver pretty badly.
J8
>Whyy? You don't need to! Your arms and legs are already huge!
Yolo
>t-thanks :3
>>32053700
Damn I hope not. Her birthday is in a few weeks and I'm going to be on the tail end of my cut.
>>32054049
And what would that supplement be?
>>32054111
>supplement
Actuallly winny + sdrol :3
>>32054049
>roids
>thinks he can post in a merlin thread
Guys, I'm going to attend a civilian college for the first this Summer. I'm used to military academies with only white dudes and white girls.
Are there a lot of hot Asian grills at civilian colleges? I'm going to college in Houston.
>mfw Asian fetish
>>32050121
> remove make up
> she looks like shit
> ???
> profit
>>32053871
Of course she said something nice to you, you gave her three dollars. I bet if you gave a hooker 350 for sex she'd say you were great in bed.
>>32054205
From Houston myself, you going to Rice, UH, or somewhere else? Also, chicks dig military dudes.
>>32054513
Not currently in the military. Just West Point for the last 3 years. I'm re-applying back to West Point during this semester.
But I applied to UH Main Campus. Is it legit? Especially for Asian chicks?
>>32052597
>dat piss smell
>>32054562
Houston has a pretty big Asian population, I think you'll be happy. I personally know 3 Asian chicks who go to UH.
>>32053029
need fibre too, can't live off dearand duck
>>32052990
That wasnt funny anon.
>>32054562
How'd you go to West Point for 3 years and not owe them a shitload of money?
>>32052597
Kek 10/10
>>32050134
this has not been my experience at all lel, america sucks tho
I must be socially retarded because the only time I got mirin story when j was a bouncer.
>Start of night. People just comming in.
>Blocking off v.i.p entrance. Get moved to back door
>Gang of brit girls walk past me
>"Oh my god can we take a picture with you?!"
>W-What? why?
>"You look lkke American bad asa! your bald and have a beard. And you take up the entire door way"
>6 British girl proceed to take picture kiss my cheek, or hugging me
This happened ALOT with British chicks. Didn't matter what club. They'd always find me and alway ask for pictures
>Working entrance
>Block of narrow path that's roped off
>As wide as path so I just stand in the middle
>"Yo bro, you fucking crazy wide man"
>Thanks lol
>Girl hes with makes a comment about my size too
>Guy gives me a dirty look and rushes her away
Being a bouncer had its moments.
>>32054748
West Point Prep School for a year. Then went there Freshman year then 3/4 of Sophmore year.
You only owe money after you commit fully to the Army during the beginning of your Junior year. That is when you get as $40,000 low interest loan as well.
So if I would have gotten separated next Fall instead of a couple months ago then I would have owed money. So its free for the first couple years with no strings attached
>>32052849
>this is what they tell themselves
Cuckleberry Finn
>>32054929
Shoulda guessed the p. I know the deal, I graduated from one of those institutions.
ex's younger sister kinda raped me once but I never knew
>with pixy rocker type chick 5'1, 90lbs, twig girl
>6'0 thick,solid,tight
>everytime she would come to my place she would try to tackle me down because she was so weak
>when I am invited to her house when I walk into her room she would try to suprise tackle me
>she has a younger sister around 5-10 I can't tell age but she's young
>always sees ex gf try to tackle me
>get to gfs house one day and start walking to he rroom
>open door and little sister runs at me full sprint and tries to tackle me
>she can't and is now like trying to grapple my thigh down
>play along and pretend to fall
>she just jumps on me like nothing, is now straddling my chest and is sketching with her fingers my chest muscles
>....uh this is getting kinda weird
>hear gf and her parents say to come down for food
>the whole way down little girl is holding my hand hard
>we get there and everyone starts laughing that little girl has crush on me
>little girl smils and hugs my thigh again and squeezes
>starts rubbing her face into my leg
>no one bats an eye and just keeps laughing
Broke up with gf and heard little girl didn't talk to her sister for a full week
>>32050134
>implying women liking sex is a bad thing
>implying all people don't like to have sex even if it's in secret
>>32053761
>miring thread
>posting a cb post
can't even hide your autism online
>>32055080
Oh cool... err Sir...Ensign... LT... whatever you are.
Cheers
>>32053507
>but it comes at the cost of being really fucking retarded to eat
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>32052464
>year of the ox
>1985 or 1997
I don't know which one is worse
>>32055106
That's fucking cute
>>32055581
If he was playing an ice breaker it's more likely that he's 18. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Most of these turds are younger then that.
>mfw I was born in 89 and have wasted the last 10 years of my life here
I'm getting too old for this but nobody ever leaves, just migrate to better boards.
>>32050121
>tfw not sure if people miring or ugliest motherfucker in the world
>finishing highschool(19yrs old no underage)
>girls constantly stare at me
>gf caughts her doing it multiple times
I don't know
>>32050121
she looks like a slut whore. Give her the dick already, such women usually don't give a shit if you are her relative or not.
>>32055883
If you have a gf you can't be ugly to the point where people would stare over it
>>32055509
that even it's taste nice is the bad effects of it makes it not good to eat. It makes harder to concentrate and is alot of unncessesary carbohydrates that have genetically modified parts in them that makes them hard to be melted by the stomach. Bread is just taste good but nothing else good with them, so eating it is really stupid since you don't get anything out of it other than the bad effects of it.
>>32054486
>ask me for a dollar
>>32050158
Jealous white ho detected
Stay mad, cunt.
>>32054592
I'm in a Bio lecture and there's a row of Asian cuties. I think there's something in the water here because they got some of the fattest asses I'd love to pound.
>Completely uninterested
>re read
>cousin
MUH DICK
>>32053664
>>32050121
Hot.
These awkward and tense situations with family members intrigues me.
Tell me more.
>>32056917
Bullshit. I don't even know where to begin; bread isn't necessarily made from genetically modified grain, and genetically altered grain (in the modern sense, we've been eating genetically altered crops since the dawn of agriculture) isn't necessarily bad.
>>32057521
i know that situation, when i was in china the asses generally were rather flat.
but here them asian qt bootys got me mirin brah
>>32050134
Probably because of Islamic influence
>>32057726
I would take a pic but I have a feeling some asshole who's probably in the exact same class, and this exact same thread will find me, but gawt damn, there's a fine ass azn right in front of me, but there's a black dude next to her.
Fuckin go to the rec center m8, lots of asians getting there butt worked on
>fell into my oven when drunk a few days ago
>got minor burns all over my arm but it was hilarious so whatever
>cooking in kitchen the next day when my flatmate and her qt friend walks in
>anon, show qt friend your burns
>roll up my sleeve, pointing at them
>see her eyes widen when i get to my biceps
>she lets out a quiet 'Ohhh' then immediately looks embarrassed
>i smile at her slight spaghetti-ing
>she looks at what i'm cooking
>eggs
>she says 'Protein'
>i nod
>Silence
>her spaghetti starts falling to the ground
>she says 'Grrrr'
>I frown at her
>her spaghetti's going everywhere, it can't get worse
>she says 'Grrrr' again
>walks away
>i'm frowning and chuckling to myself
>she leaves the room whispering to my flatmate 'He's so fit'
>flatmate says 'I know'
1.5 years ago i was a suicidal foreveralone loser.
we're all gonna make it.
>>32050121
>tfw when you accidentally had really kinky sex with your 2nd cousin
>the kind of sex you dont even tell your friends about
>>32057912
I like you
>>32054205
>civilian college
Why the fuck do military faggots do this?
>civilian lifestyle
>adjusting to civilian life
You've been a "civilian" your entire fucking life. Is the military as secret club or something. Seriously, fuck off with that shit.
>>32058025
This. The only difference is that you've had jew cock in and around your asshole that you're willing to die for.
>>32054205
You were born in the wrong time buddy
could have had all that asian puss in nam on the reg
>>32057892
>I would take a pic but I have a feeling some asshole who's probably in the exact same class, and this exact same thread will find me, but gawt damn, there's a fine ass azn right in front of me, but there's a black dude next to her.
i know that paranoid feeling m8
>Fuckin go to the rec center m8, lots of asians getting there butt worked on
im in europe, idk if there is such athing here.
i always go to the university district of my town theres tons of qt3.14s there
>>32053695
Yasmin lee kekkekek
>>32058025
Yes, the military is a secret club. You mad bro?
>>32053180
Is she hot? Fuck I wish I had a hot slutty cousin or two, would make family events fun
>>32058025
it makes them feel superior. them vs us mentality, etc. etc. they do the same shit to cops, it's subtle (to them anyway, because they are on average less intelligent) brainwashing/training
Chicks make eye contact with me but don't smile. Usually its for a decent amount of time. Should I approach?
>>32052990
topkeeek
>>32053444
>>32052621
KEKE
>>32058025
It's only the spergs who arn't ACTUALLY in the military who do that. He was only in west point, he never actually served. JRTC fags do it a lot too.
Source: I'm actually in the military.
>>32056824
People also don't stare for too long at ugliness
>>32050134
>No fucking way people from Europe act this trash.
I got good news for you m8.
They are pretty much the same like US - chicks. Only difference: EU - girls might fuck more underground aka huge sluts, but you'll might never know how much of a slut that girl really is.
>>32057912
>>32053355
I don't get your outfit. Sorry, I only know complicated
words like "erudite" and shit, not shopping mall stuff.
you have a vest underneath a shirt? what do you have underneath the vest?
wearing a vest without anything underneath sounds like
something a male stripper would wear
>>32057912
Grrrr
>>32050134
>all these replies to absolute shit-tier bait
>>32057912
You give me hope for all of us.
People like you are why I lost 30 pounds and stepped my shit up. I'm still only average facially, but my voice, persona, and body make up for it ten fold.
>>32052990
That was genuinely funny and creative OC.
The rest of these fuckers is just the pre - shizzle of summerfags in here.
>>32053664
>know dem feels bro
but younger step sisters, didnt appreciate it at all.
>years later
step sisters sexy little friends "ZoMg!! yo mushels sah beeeeeg, teensh tensh"
>awww yeah she gon' get it
>>32054205
How was your m8s cock tho'?
>>32053029
Actually you're retarded all evidence indicates that hunting and gathering was divided equally between men and women. Hunter gatherer societies were extremely gender equal.
>>32059621
in British english, 'vest' means an undershirt, and what americans would call a 'vest' would be a waistcoat
>>32059621
Why did americans have to change words that already have meanings to something similar but not quite the same
A vest, is like a tank top
>>32050121
Give me her number faggot
>>32059321
Might as well. Action and failure is better than no action whatsoever
>tfw improving day by day but beta'd out today when a qt3.14 was sitting in front of me on the bus and showing obvious signs
The regret is the worse. But I'll learn, it's not like I'm a manlet.
>>32059182
Yeah, I'd say she's a solid 7. She's only 5 foot though lel.
>>32054967
>Cuckleberry Finn
fucking hell man
>>32059697
How the fuck is a wealket female going to hunt a sabertoothed tiger, yes they hunted those mother fuckers, you dense moron. The most she'll do is get in the way and be a burden, probably cause unnecessary deaths.
>>32050121
Whoa those girls look like some cum-hungry whores. Like holy shit, you could cum all over there face and slap them with your hand or dick, or both and they would just gurgle the cum and smile.
Vapid cunts.
I would fuck em
>>32052062
Every few days I LAWL to myself on this site. This did it for me
>>32059715
alright.
now why would anyone wear a tank top? it doesn't absorb arm pit sweat
so the sweat goes into the shirt instead, and you have to wash the shirt.
a tank top barely keeps you warmer than not wearing one.
sure in the summer you could wear a tank top alone, but why under
a shirt? why not use a t-shirt? too warm? then why wear anything
at all?
>>32060306
You're a complete and utter fucking autist.
>>32055106
CUUUTE
>>32052597
>you bet lady
10/10
>>32059321
>>32060071
No don'. This is a thing normal people do out of morbid curiosity. Only approach if they smile and keep eye contact that is longer than usual
>>32052990
Kekers.
>>32050121
>aunt, uncle and cousins come round for a bbq, one of whom is 32 and has a 10 year old daughter and 3 year old toddler son
>cousins daughter was allowed to bring a friend for the day
>we have a pool and they want to swim
>my own little sister lends them swimsuits and says i'm good at throwing people into the pool and general merriment
>i get forced into it by a chorus of 'pleaaaaase, please please please anon'
>spend the next hour or so throwing them in, getting pushed under and lifting them on shoulders etc
>'you throw us really far'
>'yeah my brother is stronger than my dad, he lifts weights like all the time'
>sort of mired by lil sister, i'll take it
>don't know why i said it, but i did 'yep she's right. you three couldn't pin me down even if you all tried at once!'
>now i've done it
>pandemonium ensues
>i run off the deck onto the lawn and they chase after me yelling
>i stop and they catch up laughing/screaming and dive onto me
>pretend wrestle for a bit, lift them overhead, pretend slams
>let them get me onto the ground
>they're still giggling like maniacs
>a bunch of pre pubescent girls are clambering over me in swimsuits
>several points where cousins daughter and friend's bums touch my face, straddling my chest etc.
>an instant occurs where one is pinning my head/upper body to the grass and i can feel her proto-boobs pressing against my face,
>nipples cooled from the summer breeze against the wet swimsuit pointing through into my cheeks
>ican'tbelievei'vedonethis.jpg
>i realise and sort of pause,
>they calm down but don't get up,
>they're breathing heavily, the one across my face is really close to my ear and i can hear her raspy, quick breaths
>no
>oh please no, don't even..
>despite a fear i have never even imagined before, i can feel a boner coming on
>its inevitable
>'lunch is ready!!'
>mum calls across the garden,
>they get up and grab my hands again, 'come on lets go get ice cream!'
>you saved my life mum
>mfw
>>32061628
some people have all the luck
>total milf hitting on me at work
>"you look gorgeous" (weird to say to a guy)
>"thanks!"
>she just stands there looking at me
>tells me "hey i have to show you something i saw earlier"
>"sure"
>she walks into the ladies room and tells me to come in
>"no thats the womens room"
>she looks at me like im retarded
>ask her if theres no toilet paper or something
>punch out and go home
>talking to a cute girl, maybe 8.5
>shes getting sexual talking about how she wants to have sex, but doesnt know if she prefers dick or pussy
>instead of hitting on her/taking her home i tell her i dont know if im straight either
>"the only dick ive played with was my own, and i loved it...maybe id like other ones"
>she stares at me uncomfortably
>initiate topic change protocol
>never tapped that
>>32061790
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU FUCK HER?!?!
i fuckin love MILF's theyre the absolute best
next time you see her tell her you have something to show her and pound that kinky pussy!
>>32052592
forgot to add
>tight af pussy
>her ex must have been tiny
>>32061628
Oh lordy, that was a good read
>>32054908
haha what the heck. Are all brits itty bitty?
>>32062004
It doesn't mean anything, don't hate what you don't know, my man
>>32054908
Did you ever have to fuck someone up?
>>32055106
das perty cyoot
My bud's 16y/o sis mired hard and had a big crush on me but it wasn't cute because she's ugly and rapid cycle bipolar
My mother always slaps my ass. That is about the only incestual thing
>>32062329
>not slapping hers too..
>then taking her to the bedroom and letting mommy take care of you.. ;)
>>32053802
Fucking know that feel bro, when I'm rolling it's like I'm just full alpha, make eye contact with someone and swoop in on em. Got this grills snapchat and she was really nice, but she lives kinda far away and idk if I'll still like her sober
>be lifting for 7 months
>be HS teacher
>spent non-teachign period today wiht a special ed kid
>he asks if I work out
>i say yes
>he says it shows in my arms
>tfw the only mire i've gotten is from a 250lb 16yo boy who suffered anoxic brain damage during childbirth
Is this what making it feels like, guys?
>>32057912
You are my hero.
>>32062329
In the end it balances out since I always slap your mother's ass
>>32061790
Lmao my friend went full autist at the coffee line in college
>be 3am
>come up for some coffee
>no thanks it's too late
>bertstare.jpg
>next day
>aw fuk
>>32057923
Tell us anon.
>this thread
Am I on /int/ tbh?
>>32062740
>>32057923
yes tell us
this sounds hot as fuuuug
>>32054157
>but if i stop taking the supplements i become dyel cause my genitals have stopped producing test
forgot to mention that part
>>32062512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHUvDp0Hug
>>32061814
kek
fuck her if she doesn't appreciate that solid honesty. Where I'm going to uni I can get by talking about homosexual curiosity while laying down game and still get pussy.
>>32062729
what?
>>32052464
Im from the year of the cock/rooster. 1993
>>32061814
>>"the only dick ive played with was my own, and i loved it...maybe id like other ones"
instant classic
>>32053003
>saying alpha male 3 million times
insecure beta max detected
>>32055106
Chris Hansen is watching you
>>32053355
> wearing a... vest underneath your shirt
She was gasping at your autism, anon
>>32061628
Chris Hansen is watching you
>>32057912
Falling into an oven? Sounds like a good time.
>>32060392
he's right though
>go out to bars with friend of friend
>little do I know he's a closet alcoholic, but he's paying so w/e
>manage to have a good time when the buzz kicks in
>he keeps hitting on slags
>one of the slags is draped over my shoulders
>says shit like "don't think you can like to me because you're handsome and have muscles"
>kek internally because I haven't lifted in months
>tfw when asian gf, suck it autists
>>32050121
I'm surprised half of /fit/ isn't on your side I mean cmon. We all know there's some keep it in the family types on here.
>>32059878
Oh so you mean a wife beater?
>>32050134
lel you should see w en your women come to the u
>>32054513
if hes looking for azns he should go to rice
>>32062235
brit girls seem to be pretty petite. And that accent, dear lord that accent.
>>32062281
I had to throw a few people out, and I had to break up a few fights. Nothing serious, girls are the worst. I've had to literally pick up a girl while the other guy picked up the other girl and separate them. Fucking girls claw at you lol I had to do bouncing work at a daddy yanked concert (I don't know how he's still famous) and a few Spanish chicks had knives lol
>>32058025
>>32059527
this, can also confirm, vet
>>32052990
Lel
>>32051392
Been wearing sweatshirt all year.
>bulking ect
I swim at high caliber (22s 50y free, 50s 100y free)
Stay bulking, kinda chubby despite that calorie burn
Start cutting a few weeks ago (cheated way too much so far)
Already down 10 lbs
>Summer job is life guarding waiting for them mires
>>32050170
They're American down to the fake grin
>>32059182
I remember when my uncle asked my slutty cousin (not her dad) why teenagers got their tongues pierced these days.
She didn't reply, just kinda laughed it off. We all knew what she meant, it was awkward as hell, and she was 14.
Will I get banned if I try to make a new thread about /fit/ related incest-themed stories?
I need this shit.
>>32057912
if you call that spaghetti you should see my fucking spaghetti. that's like a piece of pasta stuck in the teeth spaghetti. my spaghetti is italian grandma cooks for the entire family and accidentally spills it all in my pants.
>>32057912
>fell into my oven when drunk a few days ago
>got minor burns all over my arm but it was hilarious so whatever
>>32050134
nice bait
>>32057912
>fell into my oven
The story hasn't even started and I'm kekkin'
>>32052592
top kek m8
>>32050134
that's only because europe doesn't call it whoring, for you guys it's 'sexual liberation'
>>32050134
obviously you've never met an american raised bosnian chick. repressed closet whores
>>32052464
>Be born in year of the sheep
>Have natural locks, giant-ass afro, notevenblack
I guess it fits
>>32052597
Mirin dat assparagus.
>>32065878
Do it
>>32065998
1991 FTW
>>32053444
Bread you say?
>>32055106
nigga that's kawaii
>>32063618
Dick master race
