Daily reminder that if you don't know how to fight your muscles mean nothing.
What, are you training your chin muscles? Get real.
>>31743280
My gun fights better than you ever will
>>31743280
Lol, enjoy your ka-ra-té lessons faggot. I grew up in a family of 4 brothers. We fought daily loser, I'd beat you any day of the week OP and no martial arts are gonna change 20 years of fighting training
Deal.
With.
It.
>>31743283
You're at the club with your bae and you get knocked out by a skinnyfat boxer, good luck keeping your woman faggot top kek
>>31743292
As if any girl I would be with wouldn't immediately break her foot off in your ass or dump a few 9mm from a purse gun into your shitposting faggot self.
Who's more aesthetic?
>>31743331
>As if any girl I would be with wouldn't immediately break her foot off in your ass or dump a few 9mm from a purse gun into your shitposting faggot self...nothin personnel kid
>>31743354
Hey man. I like girls that make a habit of hiding their soft side.
>>31743331
you are allowed to take guns into clubs in usa?
>what could go wrong
>>31743434
I bet you still fight with your hands over there in smelly europe. Over here in the 1st world weve moved on to 9mm
>carry a 20 dollar knife in my pocket
>thousands of hours of fighting training made useless
LOL
>>31743434
The thing is, why would you even take a gf to a club anyway? Clubs are for singles.
>>31743459
Good luck faggot, I'd sucker punch you before you got your knife out and then stomp your fucking skull in
>>31743455
yeah I understand, but can you really carry a firearm in the club?
>1st world
yeah and now every fat fuck who otherwise would have a heart attack before the fight even started is entitled fat bitch because his opinion now "matters" because he carries a 9mm even though he cant see his own dick due 50kg extra fat on his gut.
You are not going to get into a fight, you fucking autists. This being able "to fight for your woman at da club" bullshit makes me cringe so hard, how do you ever get laid when you are this childish?
You social mishaps daydream about redeeming yourself by being strong, fit or knocking someone out. It doesnt work that way. Sell your fucking katanas, lay off the anime and get a f grip of yourselves. Fucking manchildren.
>>31743518
Remember. You said I'm there with another person. You jump me alone, my girl guts you while you're preoccupied with punching a 230-pound man and takes a victory piss on your dorito-stained fedora.
>>31743579
I fight for sport. What now faggot?
Also I have been in more than a few street fights in my time. You need to drink more and piss people off.
>>31743555
>even though
>carries 9mm
Fat doesn't have any effects on firearms purchases. Just look at people who buy lever actions or anything "classy."
>Wasting hundreds of hours because you MIGHT get into a fight some day
>Daydreaming about knocking people out
This is when autism gets dangerous.
>>31743590
Sport fighting<Combat fighting
You train to outlast. Some of us learned early that cutting arteries will make you safe easier than punching faces.
>>31743631
I can choke you out in less than 30 seconds, and get you in a lock before you can draw your weapon.
I live in a country with laws and I'm 6'3'' and 230 lbs. I'm not a frustrated child and I'm far beyond my teen years, fighting is not likely to happen. And if it did, I'd have a great chance of winning vs the average guy. Wasting hours upon hours training in case I would get into a fight with those few percent who can beat me is just not worth it. The injuries from training would probably be greater than that from my hypothetical beating.
The mentality of training because you want to fight people is gonna hurt you aswell, it's gonna change you who are for the worse. And eventually, you WILL mature (or go to prison) and you will realize what an idiot you are.
If you enjoy it for sport then go ahead. Just dont bring that mentality into your real life.
>>31743658
I can stab you repeatedly, possibly in the femoral artery if you get in the right position.
>and choking isn't part of boxing, fagosaurus
>>31743631
>>31743658
This shit is so cringeworthy, get the fuck off /fit/.
>>31743701
>>31743658
>>31743631
>>31743590
>>31743631
>>31743658
so much edge ITT fucking kek
>>31743697
>Wasting hours upon hours training
isnt that what /fit is all about? why are you even here then? The first thing about martial arts training (or any discipline really) is that I enjoy it, I like to train hours upon hours, it feels good.
the injuries you are talking about are really non issue, body builders/weightlifters get more serious injuries than martial artists.
>>31743631
>cutting arteries will make you safe
if prison is your idea of safe, then go for it
>>31743800
Except you are allowed to kill in self defense in the United States.
>>31743771
Already wrote that I have nothing against it as a sport. Keep it up bruh. But take a look at these other meganiggers in the thread arguing who could kill each other the fastest in the club.
>>31743602
>spending hundreds of dollars because you MIGHT get to defend yourself one day
>Daydreaming about shooting people
This is when austism gets dangerous
I train MMA because it's fun and a challenge, not because I want to hurt people.
Being bigger than your opponent helps so fucking much, but knowing basic martial arts makes you win if you are about the same height.
>>31743280
Try becoming an astronaut without being fit
>implying any of your training matters if you don't have a decent amateur record
Then again you could say your strength doesn't matter if you don't have a decent total to show for it, you wouldn't be wrong.
>tfw train Bojutsu but can't walk around with my bo without looking like a sperg
It's still pretty good trick to show at parties and shit. Got me laid a few times and that's what martial arts are for.
>>31743280
Stop doing things for other reasons than me! the post
kill yourself you little tryhard faggot
>>31743283
>>31743331
>>31743631
>I escalate every conflict into a life or death matter
>i take small disputes very seriously
>>31744609
>check out my dyel bowstaff skills
You sound like napoleon dynamite
the cringe is palpable
>>31744646
shut up you're hurting my feelings
MOOOOODS
>>31744609
>tfw limbless manlet
>ITT bunch of neck beards and DYEL faggots bitching worse then console peasants.
Why don't you faggots agree to disagree and/or just lift weights and learn some basic fucking martial art.
Its all fitness at the end. Who gives a fuck which way you achieve your goals?
>>31744769
>that isn't the general consensus of the thread
>these threads aren't typically started by neck beards and dyels angry at lifters for looking better than them but not going to a mcdojo
Y'all are a bunch of dumbasses, the first thing any type of combat teaches you is to never get into a fight because you never know an opponents skill/ if they have a weapon. Fighting is never worth it unless your defending yourself.
>Might get hurt killed
>Might go to jail
>Gf leaves you because you're a brute who throws bitchy punches at the first sign of conflict
>>31744827
>Fighting is never worth it unless your defending yourself
>>31744851
>i openly instigate or seek out physical conflicts despite the unknown number of insecure retards with guns and knives looking for an opportunity to use them
>>31744895
Both parties need to go to therapy.
>>31744851
Other than for training, fun with friends, or in defense, whats a good reason to fight?
>He called me a mean name :'(
Suck it up faggot, use your words or move on
>He harassed my GF
Tell him to fuck off, he only did it in the first place because he feels he has an advantage, which probably means hes gonna stab you in the chest or he and his bloke are goonna jump you.
>Other people are fighting in front of me
Unless you understand the entire situation, dont get involved. Besides, one person jumping into a fight can turn it into an all out brawl involving every one
Lel I made the fedoraposter lose his shit
>>31744966
>there is ever just one fedora poster
You new here m8?
>>31744979
Don't be mad, fedoraposter.
>>31744987
I've only posted one fedora in this thread so that would mean....
oh jesus christ there might be others!!
>>31743280
So a bit offtopic why is this Mayweather vs Pacquio fight such a big deal ? I always thought Heavy Weight is where it's at. Since I'm from Germany I never really heard that much about either of them but it seems to be one of the biggest and most interesting fights ever right ? enlighten me fit.
>>31744998
Sure thing, fedoraposter.
/fit/ fighting threads are always hilarious.
It's like every single one of you is a closet fedoralord.
>>31743868
>slicing an artery because a guy slaps your gfs ass
>civilized
Pick one
>>31745013
>i believe only one person posts all the fedoras on /fit/
>>31745035
>I fedorapost
>>31745012
i don't really care to watch two manlet broomsticks fight either
$$ mayweather is a collosal douchebag
and pacquio thinks he's jesus
>>31745012
They are the two best fighters or highest profile fighters of the past decade and the heavy weight division had been total shit for about 15 years or so
>>31745035
>there exist more than just one gentleman on /fit/
>>31745040
>I don't fedora post because I am a supreme gentleman
>sophisticated satire intimidates me
>>31745049
boxing as a sport is dying. just isn't that entertaining to todays generation of sports viewers.
mma has taken a large bite out of it and all of the corruption involved in boxing has hurt it's PR
>inb4 the $$
name any other high profile boxers that could make anything close to this fight
>>31745059
This picture makes me kek every time.
I wonder if the guy still browses.
Calling it
Mayweather will totally own fuckman, round 5 KO
Screen shot this
>>31745035
Nice reading comprehension, kiddo
>>31744640
They are just like Blaha
>>31744640
>I handle small disputes with violence
>incessant conflict is how I prefer to live my life
I'm rubber, you're glue, your fedora bounces off of me and sticks to you.
>>31744640
>>31746425
fucking rekt and kekd
>>31745093
mayweather is a total pussy that only choose fights he knew he could win until people pressured him into fighting manny
>>31743280
>Tfw got jumped by 5 dudes last night in the parking lot of the bar
>>31746794
wtf man
what happened?
>>31746821
some random dude got in my face. I shoved him and he got kicked out. Continued drinking then when i went to leave a couple hrs later him and his buddies were waiting for me outside. the right side of my face is bruised and i think i broke a couple fingers
>>31747034
how does it feel to get beaten up by some dudes (that's one of my biggest fear) and what lessons did this experience tought you.
>>31743292
>You're at the club with your bae
Im actually not because im not an edgy teenager.
Good try though
>>31743280
>What, are you training your chin muscles?
Ive actually trained my trigger finger quite thoroughly. But im sure prancing around "fighting" prepares you to fight off bullets :^)
>>31747034
getting into fights with random dudes very smart
>>31743459
This has to be b8
>>31746794
What the fuck is going on in that pic
I've been training Muay Thai for a few months now. Hopefully I'll know how to fight in a few years.
>>31747114
Grab one and fuck his shit up as much as you can before you get swarmed by the rest.
>>31747114
>How does it feel
Pride hurts more than the punches and kicks
>Lessons
Stay sober enough to defend myself and be aware if my surroundings
>>31747034
Did you fight back?
Also how swole are you? If you are DYEL you shouldn't have shoved the guy.
>>31743280
ITT: Edgy teenagers who cant get laid working out their frustration by picking fights with other edgy teenagers who cant get laid.
>>31747208
5'10"
180
~12%
guy was a lanklet. Mad that his girl was mirin and he finally got drunk enough to approach me.
I got blind sided so no i didnt fight back. I went down and covered up until some girls in the lot saved me. I had a friend with me but they held him back while the rest fucked me up
>>31747195
>>31747201
so, trying to play it smart and kick each one's ass isn't the best plan ? I thought about doing this, but maybe i just watched to much movies.
i don't worry about pride since i don't have much. But tell me, does a good punch or kick really hurt as fuck ? How does it feel to feel all the dude hitting you ? And, if some dudes want to fight you (let's say they are 5/6) how do you react to them in order to dodge the fight ?
>>31747208
you're saying that if you are not swole enough, if someone nitpicks with you, you surrender ?
>>31747265
>5'10"
>180
>~12%
post body pic? no homo
>>31747266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95wnlNXTRfU
>>31747265
That's some coward shit, what ethnicity were they? Don't feel bad anon, not much you can do when you're outnumbered.
>>31747281
Sure you fight back if it get physical, but if it's just an idiot in a night club getting on your face the best thing is to just walk away. People can get unlucky and end up in a wheelchair or dead if these fights go the wrong way so just not worth it especially if it looks like you're weaker than the other guy.
Yea you will look like a pussy for the night but at least you will still be well and carry on with you life.
>>31747356
>That's some coward shit, what ethnicity were they? Don't feel bad anon, not much you can do when you're outnumbered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l8KcVV7qQ4
Is 22 too old to start boxing? Played sports in high school and I really miss that shit. Never did any combat sports but I love watching that shit.
>>31747315
>>31747356
>That's some coward shit, what ethnicity were they?
are these two always related ?
Also, to avoid fight one must be very wise, wich is not easy. but thank you.
>>31743280
Did wrestling for a couple months. I hated it, but atleast I can prepare myself for a fight.
>>31747435
mirin'
they were probably jelly of your aesthetics, don't get discouraged bro
>>31747265
lol did you cry, were you embarrassed?
I know how but I'm lanky and Asian so people assume I'm the easier target between me and my rugby bro.
tfw not a beefcake yet
I box and even I carry a knife. You're stupid not to. I deal with violent crack niggers coming into my work place all day long. I'm not delusional enough to believe my boxing skills are gonna save me. Weapons are all the matter.
This thread is fucking hilarious.
>lifting to get big and to look intimidating
>can't actually do anything
Every man should know how to fight.
>>31745079
dying? you're silly mate. you dont even watch boxing or mma. If you did, you'd know that mma is dying, and like always, boxing is still going strong. MMA is just a fad. Just look at the ppv sales.
>>31747977
>>31747977
and how one knows how to fight ?
/fit/ is so narrow minded its sad. The most important exercise, cardio, is being neglected.
Anyway I love to box, jump rope, and run.
