Hey guys,
so basically I'm a poor student and I've had to cut down on food and most of what I eat are tic-tacs that I get really cheap (my dad works in the factory) so I've been thinking if I could bulk with tic-tacs
since each one is one calorie I'd need to eat 2700 tictacs a day to bulk which again would cost a lot less than actual food
also I've thought if I eat the mint ones for breakfast I could save on mouth hygiene products,
thoughts?
guys I need an answer I need to place an order for the tic tacs soon
>>31505941
that's the most funny bait i've seen in a while
Go for 10000 tictacs, just to be on the safe side
>>31506037
for a week you mean? how is that enough?
>>31506007
huh?
wtf? are you retarded??? first of all, do you know how difficult it would be to eat 2700 tic-tacs? your mouth would fucking bleed! second of all YOU WOULD GET NO PROTEIN. seriously what the fuck is wrong with you to even consider this. retard
You could open a ton of tic tacs and put the all onto a bag that you can attach to your belt and carry alongside you all day long (extra weight means extra gain). Then you can also wear one of those counter devices and click it everytime you pick up a tictac from the bag.
Assuming you sleep 8 hours a day and at all other times you're constantly intaking tictacs, you'd have to pick one up every 16 seconds.
I loved the orange ones as a kid. I'd vomit if I ate more than a few boxes in a day.
>>31506085
I'm not stupid, I've thought about this. all I have to do is swallow them like pills
Let's do the math. According the the package one tictac has the following nutritional values:
Energy 8 kJ (2 kcal), Protein 0 g, Carbohydrate 0.5 g, Fat 0 g.
If you want to eat 2700 of them, your daily macros would be 5400kcal, 0g protein, 0g fat, 1350 carbs
>>31506085
>tfw not sure if trolling
tictacs do have protein, see pic
>>31506094
I just eat them by the handful once in a while
is /fit/ retarded? are you taking this seriously?
>>31506132
It's basically all I've been eating for 1.5 years now so I've sorta grown to like them and hate them at the same time
Dude, don't do it.
I once tried to lose weight by only eating blueberries, and i actually died. Turns out they're calorie negative so i was -14000 calories by week 1.
>>31506141
odd, advertisement says they're 1kcal each
also see pic >>31506145
they do have fat and protein
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't switched to the superior tic-tac only diet
enjoy your nogainz
>>31506209
What are they made out of, air?
>>31506209
yeah that's manageable, I probably do around a 0.7kg/day anyway
>>31505941
This is a pretty standard diet to go with SS, it's called COTTAD (case of tic tacs a day)
Enjoy your gains
>>31506246
Yah i read about it in Mark Rippletictac's book.
>>31506209
Could this be the ultimate cutting diet for superfats
I imagine the shits would be aweful but probably not that different to their current shits
>>31505941
what would a Tic-Tac mode body even look like?
![250px-George-costanza[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rdKy5wi.jpg "250px-George-costanza[1].jpg")
>not putting tic tacs in every meal
>not putting tic tacs in your protein shake
>>31505941
shove them up your pooper for maximum gainz
>>31506312
Fresh
>>31506197
You should have paired them with celery.
>>31506302
>eat nothing but minty tic-tacs
>shits are so minty they freshen up your entire bathroom
fuck it, I'm sold
>>31506145
>>31506209
NZ tictacs and Merkin ones must have different ingredients
>>31506302
Try the green tea diet
>>31506412
kek
>>31506312
>>31506328
>>31506396
if it's less than a certain amount it can be legally labeled "zero".
>>31506563
So if I labled a tub of lard as having 10,000 servings and each serving was below that I could say it was calorie-free?
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
I have an idea.
>>31506302
they'd smell great
On the topic of tic-tacs, what's the best breath freshener? I recently switched from tic-tacs to altoids.
>>31506412
kek'd
>>31507368
>Altoids
Enjoy your nogains.
>>31507368
>not being loyal to the tic-tac master race
kek
pleb
have fun with nogainz
>>31506246
>>31506273
>case
you guys rich?
save some cash and buy the pallets at costco
>>31506323
it's like they don't even want minty fresh gains.
>>31507501
>>31507522
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31507962
stay fresh system, stay fresh tic tac bags.
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
Enjoy all your teeth falling out, vitamin and mineral deficiencies, muscle atrophy from lack of protein and gaining fat from all the sugar.
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31506674
I am here and ready to invest
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
>>31505941
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS NOW
>>31508906
>>31508933
NO YOU BASTARD
>>31508933
Lol shrekt
>>31507962
STAY FRESH TIC-TAC
