If you had a GF, would you be into drinking their milk?
Is it possible to produce a GOMAD?
Women dont lactate normally, you fucking virgin.
GOMAD is bullshit. ABCDE is the real deal anon
>>31367914
Cowgirls do you fucking nerd.
>>31367914
they can though given enough time and stiulation
>>31367914
It can be invoked, you fucking idiot. I am a girl.
You just have to massage them the right way often enough, look it up.
>>31367936
the fuck is ABCDE?
>>31367968
>not knowing the ABCDE diet
Confirmed for not gonna make it
>>31367954
I feel awkward trying to search for this while at work. Do you have a link?
>>31368029
http://www.wisegeek.org/how-can-i-induce-lactation.htm#didyouknowout
I'd drink a girls milk. But not in a maternal kinda way, more like in a domesticating kinda way.
Already told the gf if and when she starts lactating I'm going to use it for my protein shakes
>>31368302
human milk is pretty fatty, since it's used for brain development.
>>31367954
It takes months tho
It's my goal to have 5 wives that have natural big tits. I will impregnate them all, and after my Sons are a year old I will drink all of their milk and get absolutely massive.
When I become the first to have a 1100 pound lead lift, only then will I reveal my secret of how I made it.
>>31368344
It really doesn't. It took me like a month.
>>31368386
>I will drink all of their milk and get absolutely massive.
Another pleb actually believing GOMAD works, still not going to make it
>>31368470
Their raw milk will have growth hormones in it. They will also nurture me after my body is destroyed in the gym
>>31367904
not like, for health reasons.
maybe if I found it kinky
>>31368503
Give up your ways anon, ABCDE is the only hope of salvation
>>31368470
Agreed. How could protein and carbohydrates possibly build muscle? LOL.
when my wife was preg i would, only during climax during sex though. like that last 2-3 minutes where you're like SQUEEZE MY BALLS BITE ME WHORE FINGER MY ASSHOLE it was hot. afterwards i'd feel disgusting, and I'm not a big fan of the after taste
probably drank a solid half cup every time too
>>31368416
Why did you do it?
>>31368559
Did you look up the ABCDE diet, child?
>>31368539
do you find it kinky?
>>31368584
I find it kinky. Also, makes my boobs an entire cup size bigger.
This is my fetish
>>31368603
Noice. Pics pls.
The idea of drinking something my girlfriend's body makes is sexy af
>>31368572
>that last 2-3 minutes where you're like SQUEEZE MY BALLS BITE ME WHORE FINGER MY ASSHOLE
>>31368626
No.
>>31368599
did you invent the ABCDE diet? you seem to be shilling violently.
>>31367904
>If you had a GF, would you be into drinking their milk?
Yes, I think about this way more than I should.
>>31368599
Reading comprehension?
>>31368603
I find it kinky in theory, but I haven't actually experienced it first hand to know if I'd wanna make it a regular habit with a partner
>>31367904
What the fuck is she eating?
>>31368328
So if I can learn to lactate I can get shredded?
>>31368683
I was a non believer too anon, but my eyes are open now
12 lbs of lean mass in 2 months and half. Outperformed every long time juicer in my gym, today they still believe i was on gear back then.
>>31368743
probably some kinda doughy something.
>>31368386
>GOTMAD
gallon of tit milk a day
>>31368758
>>31368758
meant to respond to >>31368724
>>31368743
Well, lactating does burn calories, but it also messes with your hormonal balance, so it would probably have more negative than positive for a man.
>>31368757
it just has nothing to do with the thread m8.
>>31367968
A Billion Chunky Dicks Everyday
>>31369101
that sounds pretty good tbh
>>31367904
I feel like a chick's milk is one of those things that seems like a good idea in theory but in practice is immediately regretted
>>31368724
Mochi.
>>31369134
>not having your own titty cow to drink milk from
it's like you don't want to make it or something.
>>31368098
/fit/, once again you have changed my life.
srs question
what does female milk taste like
inb4 virgin, yes 19yo kv reporting in
>>31369224
Sweet and creamy
>>31368416
How did you do it? Supplements or massage?
Been trying to get my GF to start producing by just playing and suckling on her titties but I don't think I can do it often enough to have an actual effect on her hormones.
>>31369447
>>31369447
massage.
But I did it a fuck-ton, I really doubt you could do it like that.
>>31369565
>>31369447
also, are you being open with her about this? I'd freak out if someone manipulated it to happen without my awareness.
>>31369224
It is sweeter than cow milk and a little more watery but other than that it is pretty similar.
This thread probably inspired at least a dozen anons to try and make their gfs lactate
never change, /fit/
>>31369617
I've talked to her about it, and she seems keen on trying it.
I just don't think she understands that I wanna use her as a food source.
this is the best thread.
>>31369690
Putting it to her that way might work in your favor or work massively against you, depending on how into it she is.
>>31367914
you can milk anything with nipples, dufus
source: you mom and dad
>>31367904
Absolutely would.
>>31367904
Yes. This is my fetish.
I'd dress her up like a little cow and every morning I'd help her up onto the kitchen table and milk her into my cereal bowl.
Doesn't this shit permanently change the size and shape of the girl's tits or something?
>>31370639
hot..
>>31370706
Mammary glands get bigger, the shape didn't really change for me.
>>31367904
Why does she sit like that?
>>31367904
who /gfd/ and or /rrg/ here?
>>31370752
muh traditional japan sitting. Seiza
>>31370759
I don't know what either means
>>31370759
Me. Why?
>>31370809
gentle femdom general, or role reversal general on /r9k/.
>>31370835
just cause
>>31369565
can I drink your milk? I'm doing GOMAD but I think human milk would be more effective
>>31367904
This is my fetish. When my ex wife was pregnant and breast feeding I'd spray her tit juice all over me.
No idea why I get so hard for it.
>>31370935
>>31370932
It's possible to induce male lactation as well in some cases
You should drink your own milk, anon. I mean, your body's wasting your potential gains by producing it, so it's time to take that shit back
>>31370957
It all makes sense.
>>31370932
It wouldn't, human milk is low protein, so even if the compatibility is high, it's mostly used to develop humongous human brains.
>>31370987
>your body's wasting your potential gains by producing it
Wouldn't not producing it in the first place just be more effective?
>>31370909
Oh. that ain't my thing.
>>31370987
> induce male lactation
>Go to the gym
>Gettin sweaty from OHP
>Shirt starts to stick
>Gym bro asks what the fuck man you hate tits
>Lift my shirt up
>Its for my fuckin gains brah
>Squirt it into my bottle
>my gym bro's face
>>31371017
>Wouldn't not producing it in the first place be more effective?
Well yeah, but are you gonna pay for surgery to remove your mammary glands? Especially when you can also use them to get off?
>>31371067
they aren't producing milk by default y'know. it's not like it's just producing and dumping constantly.
>>31368603
Bullshit.
Wife breastfed our kid - her tits were leaking 24/7
Just a few drops, but enough that she had to buy special bras so her shirt wouldn't get spotted
No one does that for a cup size
>>31371140
Mine aren't that leaky. genetics.
Also, you'd be surprised what grills will do for their tits
>>31371179
Then I call second bullshit because you're a dude and you won't post tits.
Mfw myfitnesspal has breast milk in its database
>>31371222
You can believe what you want, this is an anonymous image board, identity shouldn't really matter.
Do you just post your privates willy nilly?
>>31371272
If I posted several times in my thread about my balls I would probably be compelled to post them.
>>31371270
>1.3g protein/160 cals
into the trash
>>31371288
Well I guess we're different in that regard, then.
>>31371308
why do you care about protein when a few scoops should cover your daily needs?
>>31371270
There's no way that's accurate
>>31371331
Why would I drink human milk rather than cow milk when its more difficult to acquire and has shittier macros? And a better question is why am I even taking this seriously?
>>31371338
it is. human milk is incredibly fatty, already said that a few times in this thread
>>31371418
It's not necessarily worse, it just covers another area of your macronutritional goal.
>>31371465
Where the fuck is the protein
It's milk it has to have some
>>31371465
4 Dem stem cells
>browse thread
>no more cowgirls
SAGE
>>31371486
it doesn't need much, human babies are the dyelest of faggots. They have massive brains, and those brains are pretty much entirely fat.
my girlfriend has huge tits and I always try to get milk out of them unsuccessfully. She even tells me to suck harder but I can't get shit out of them. I seriously want to get nutrition out of those funbags.
>>31371578
you need to do it more frequently you huge nerd. do some research, never give up your dreams
>>31371578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperprolactinaemia#Causes
Get on it
>>31367904
Breast milk is fucking weird
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_milk
>During the first few days the mother produces colostrum, a thin yellowish fluid. It is rich in protein and antibodies
>In the first 3–4 days it will appear thin and watery and will taste very sweet; later, the milk will be thicker and creamier
> the fat content very gradually increases, with the milk becoming fattier and fattier over time.
>Human milk contains 0.8% to 0.9% protein, 4.5% fat, 7.1% carbohydrates, and 0.2% ash (minerals).
>Mother's milk has been shown to supply endocannabinoids (the natural neurotransmitters that marijuana simulates)
>Breast milk isn't sterile, but contains as many as 600 different species of various bacteria, including beneficial Bifidobacterium breve, B. adolescentis, B. longum, B. bifidum, and B. dentium.
>Pollutants that are of most concern are pesticides, organic mercury, and lead. DDT and dieldrin are unavoidable.
>n 1981 researchers in the U.S. discovered the flame retardant PBDE in stored human milk samples.
>A study in 2013 found that 74% of breast milk samples from providers from websites were colonized with Gram-negative bacteria or had more than 10.000 colony-forming units/mL of aerobic bacteria.
>>31371756
not that weird.
Especially the bacterial part, all milk is like that. important for the immune system
What does this mean for someone lactose intolerant?
>>31371756
>ther's milk has been shown to supply endocannabinoids (the natural neurotransmitters that marijuana simulates)
Wait, so drinking breast milk gets you high? Awesome!
>>31367954
Explain further.
>you will never have a huge-titted girlfriend who will gladly lactate for you
why even live
>>31367939
I'm the nerd for not believing in cow girls
>>31372868
> tfw your one and only fetish will never be recognized
>>31367954
>>31368603
L O N D O N
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>>31369647
does it come in lowfat varieties? trying to watch my weight teehee
>>31368386
We're not so different, you and I.
> you'll never have titty milk pancakes from your huge tittied wife
> you'll never wash those down by sucking on her huge tits
Why even continue living
>>31369654
>dozen anons
>gfs
>implying a dozen anons have gfs
Allow me to rephrase this for you.
This thread probably inspired at least a dozen anons to fantasize about having lactating gfs and more than likely fapping to the fantasy or hentai porn related to the fantasy.
plz change /fit/
>>31373161
Ebin lol
>>31367904
Op I got a story for you
>be me 26yo dad
>have daughter, wife's tits get huge she breast feeds
>try milk, 4/10 wouldnotdrinkagain.gif
>still lots of sex
>wife on top
>all of the sudden milk starts drizzling out her nips showering me with warm tittyjuice while she rides my cock
Did I mention my wife has pretty big tits to start, D cup. You virgins probably don't know this but when women breast feed their tits swell up like you pumped them full of air it is so awesome. I think that's why I'm attracted to pregnant chicks now is their swollen tits.
Anyway
>wife says this is too weird doggy style time
>bend her over , milk nearly pouring out into a puddle in the bed
>behind her with hair soaked in milk thrusting away
>Cum real hard
Honestly I'm not that into it, my wife is always trying to get me to drink it, not my thing.
>>31373019
why did you just summarize his post?
>>31373157
>you'll never be a huge titted wife
Worst feel.
>>31371270
Macros are garbage.
>>31373221
If you read the thread you'd know I was aware that tits increase in size. Haven't had that extreme results though.
Saddest thread on /fit/
>>31373221
fuck, if breast milk actually taste good, id be down for that
>>31373221
Fucking shit I miss those days. My ex wife had b cups but they swelled to 34 E by the 6th week post partum. I remember her riding on top and literally milk spraying everywhere from her tits without me even touching them. Fucking wild especially for those of us with lactation fetishes.
>>31367904
>If you had a GF, would you be into drinking their milk?
Absolutely, it is my fetish.
>Is it possible to produce a GOMAD?
No way, not even close.
>>31367904
>Not creating your own
>>31374614
>b to 34 E
Woah.
becoming a mom is no joke
>>31374765
>they always laughed at my gyno, but look who's laughing now!
>>31375791
them, they're still laughing.
>>31368757
>forcing memes this hard
>>31367904
I've got a longstanding lactation fetish, so I'd def be down for it.
Boobs dont work like they do in doujinshi and hmanga.
>>31373080
Milk is designed for the biggest bulk you ever went on. You doubled your mass in five months, and added 50% on top of that after another seven.
Now you know why Rippetoe tells you to squat and GOMAD
>>31368386
Too late
>462 kg diddlylift
>hurr doesn't count cause straps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9zfqqccFjQ
>>31369101
At a wedding, bored. Laughed out loud when I read this. Thank you anon.
>>31368772
Underrated
>>31377576
That's 1018.5, not 1118. Someone failed at math.
>>31371319
TITS OR GTFO
>>31367914
>yfw men can lactate too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIHVL08hWqQ
>>31369224
like bags of sand
>>31367954
does it feel good? should i try this with my qtpi gf that totally exists?
>>31369224
Depends on diet. My ex wife was very healthy and her milk was on point. Would drink/10. Other women who use pregnancy as an excuse to get as fat as possible and eat whatever they want have sour milk.
>>31377966
Yeah, it does feel nice. sorry, I was sleeping
Picture unrelated
>>31368772
Yes.
>>31372868
>>31373043
>tfw
C'mon guys, we're all gonna make it...
>>31381585
Had to find the source for that picture.
http://www.lollipop.sg/content/buyer-purchases-dress-after-seeing-sexy-seller-wearing-it-results-are-not-expected
>The woman however was still happy with her purchase. She shared the photos of herself online saying:
>"Have received this baby. Very good quality. Super sexy. Will come back again."
kek, delusional fatties.
>>31382036
>forgot picture
>>31381978
I-if you say so...
I've already experienced it but like I've said ITT my ex wife didn't have monster titties but the lactating was amaze balls. Unfortunately it o lyrics lasted a few months.
>>31382049
Looks like she tried on a slim cocktail dress and it tore threads lmao
Bump because this shit makes me horny
>>31374614
>>31373221
Damn...
>>31373914
That's not how you write best
>>31384448
It is how you spell saddest though
>>31382049
"m'am, your bunt is showing"
>>31385042
stop objectifying cows.
>>31385128
Never.
>tfw no genetically modified holstein gf
Thanks for the new, unlikely to be achieved fetish guys. Fuuu
>>31385042
>>31385245
MOAR
>>31385245
Last pic.
>tfw it's been half a decade since this masterpiece came out
I feel old.
>>31385298
Fine, here's the last page.
>>31377896
C-Can I induce this somehow.
Just curious in a scientific way.
>>31385329
>>31385308
>>31385245
>>31385042
now in animated form!
http://fapdu.com/hentai-cowgirl-wet-pussy
I've told my gf at least once that I wanted to drink her breast milk right out of her nipples. And she's got big soft perky boobs too.
I also wanna lick her butthole
>>31385583
>I also wanna lick her butthole
You never lick her twat? You don't ask if you can lick the butthole, you just slip in a lick or two when you eat her out.
>>31385330
yeah. massage your nipples a lot, possible eat some herbs. not even hard.
>>31385629
I always eat her pussy and have eaten her ass before. But she's really self-conscious and doesn't like it unless she's right out of the shower :-/ I just wish she'd let me do it more often.
>>31385298
Oh shit. New cow woman fetish in 3...2...1...
