High test ant thread
![Odontomachus1ES[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l1XybhK.jpg "Odontomachus1ES[1].jpg")
how do I get facial aesthetics like this
>>31301902
mirin those traps but forearms are dyel as fuck
Sorry I've low test, I like ants that are under 15.
>>31301902
pls be in colony in LONDON
>>31301476
>>31302066
LMAO1LEAF!!!1!1
Daily reminder that no matter how many times you hit the tree and lift leaves you will never be fit for pincer to pincer combat.
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Yeah
I fertilized that last night
you royal jelly?
brehs...
>>31302236
How did you get on 4chan after she ate you?
>>31302272
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WHY DOES IT EXIST
FUCK THIS EARTH
>>31301476
I don't understand the stigma against ants. They're highly organized and efficient in colonies and take care of their babies much more than filthy mammals. A male ant will give his life for his kids, and work hard his entire life for a bigger purpose. They're protective and will attack if provoked or if you step on their homes.
I'm not an ant btw.
Look that based thorax...high for sure
>>31302312
>I'm not an ant btw.
oh shit
>used to think ants were cool
>avoided killing them
>ants decide to start a massive colony underneath my house
>they attempt to get into the house relentless, they will find even the smallest crack or seem and get in
>have to seal every possible entrance with caulk
>have to completely seal off one of the floor vents because they were sending flying ants through it
fuck ants forever
>>31302312
what stygma? They're just annoying, it's reality. Climbing in your food, telling their bros and bringing cousins in the thousands, eating all your shit, climbing in your bed...
They're shitty roomates. Fuck them
>>31302368
>relentlessly
>seam
I'm so fucking retarded lately when it comes to typing. I blame fluoride.
How do I gain a 10/10 queen ant waifu?
>>31302272
what's going on there?
>>31302236
fucking antlets when will you learn?
>2015
>wingless betas still think they are gonna make it
fucking winglets, when will they learn?
Had an ant farm once. Those motha fuckers didn't grow shit.
I was like "YO, you assholes aren't farmers! And if I tear your legs off, you would all look like snowmen."
F U N C T I O N A L
S T R E N G T H
>>31302419
>>31302422
dat hivemind
>>31302369
go home fly you're drunk.
>>31302390
Hollywood will say you need to be yourself and defeat your local dictator who wants to overthrow your beloved queen while rescuing the princess soon to be queen from all kinds of dangers.
Reality is your are fucked unless you won the lottery gene pool. Lifting leaves will not get you any action. Fuck royalty
Please somebody screenshot this pure gold
however:
>2012+4-1
>not being alpha bee producing your own honey for dem gainz
>those cardio skelly hard-working ants ain't gonna make it
>>31302489
Fat bee faggot pls go.
>>31302489
Newmag pls go.
>>31302570
>Implying that I identify as insect.
>Check your cisect privilege.
>>31302644
>implying bees are alpha
>>31301476
AQTDDTOT: I need lifts that tone and strengthen the thorax. Been to snap city after biting off more than I could chew.
Look at all these hungry skeletons who skip leg day.
Full beetle mode
>>31302821
>2015
skipping dung presses
>>31302296
It's a weta. Big bug, but harmless reall
>>31302272
mom, get my katana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_14y3D8Czto
Spiderpussy gets BTFO
>>31302859
Nice try, Weta.
>>31302318
wtf is that ant doing with my ethanol hash oil
>tfw Herc Beetles won the gene lottery hard
How is it even fair antbros?
>>31303082
>Implying Hercules Beatles are natty
Jailbait thread?
>>31303157
MODS
>>31302489
Just can't wait for them upvotes, can you?
>>31302812
I'm having trouble squatting 4x bodyweight. 6 months old, 3.5mm, 0.02 oz. An I ever going to make it?
>>31303082
look at this manlet and laugh
>>31303279
>3.5mm
>making it
Pick 1
>>31303157
>>31303279
>x4 bodyweight
Not a chance antbro
>>31303279
>4x bodyweight at 6 months.
fucking fraud.
>>31303279
>still being alive after 6 months
fucking royals man
>>31303157
you sick fuck. i hope a kid takes a magnifying glass to you.
>>31303293
>dat roidhairs on her body.
fucking christ how do others find this attractive.
>>31302312
male ants wont do anything at all. They get fed by the female workers until they are old enough to have sex with all the new young queens - then they die after sexing
>>31302272
Why the fuck does he let it do that do him? Is that a fetish?
If I get called a lanklet once more I'll fucking rip apart every manlet in this thread. You're all just jelly of my superior genes.
>>31303598
It was only a matter of time til a feminant would come shit this thread up. entitled whores all of you.
>>31303639
>Implying your "superior genes" could go up against any ant in a fight
>>31303639
>that feel when your legs won't ever break .05mm regardless how much leaves you eat.
>>31302489
>haha guys somebody please screenshot this so I can put it on /r/4chan haha guys pls
how does it feel to be the cancer killing 4chan? I'm being 100% serious. Pic related it's you.
>>31303639
FINALLY
This is now a lanklet thread.
no fucking manlets,
the cuttoff is 6"2
>>31302066
is this achievable natty??
>>31303758
Dude I just realized my fried looks just like that banana, the face at least.
>>31303772
oh goodness kek
This motherfucker crawls up to you in a human's plate and slaps your gf in the abdomen. What do you do?
>>31303781
epic man, simply epic. can somebody screencap this?
>>31303781
Friend*
captcha:naday
ANT TIER LIST
>GOD MODE:
QUEEN
>MAKING IT MODE:
DRONES
>BUILT MODE:
SOLDIERS
>KILL YOURSELF MODE:
WORKERS
>>31303800
>implying your strength and size matters when i know brazilian antjitsu
>>31303842
>wanting to take it to the ground until 500 of his other friends jump you and rip you to pieces.
>>31302272
No, absolutely not.
>>31301902
C O L O N Y
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>>31301902
>tfw mandiblet
>>31302489
Toasting in epic bread
Lulz
>>31303840
>pleb drone detected
>tiny mandibles
>can't even feed self
>shortest lifespan
Epic tier list. You're not fooling anyone mandiblet.
>>31302272
God!!!! That fucker gets a good grip
Hahha memes :)
>>31302369
>telling their bros and bringing cousins in the thousands
so..they are mexicans?
>>31304012
>mfw you worker fags feed me all my life and then I fuck your sister
Lmao none of you have ever succesfully bulked then cut like me.
I need some better gardenbros
>>31304064
awesome progress
>>31304064
About 3 weeks of relentless dedication btw. Enjoy your summer nogain betas
>>31304060
This is a sfw board, enjoy your ban
>>31304060
She's your sister too fgt...
>>31302489
>not even realizing it's
>2011
>>31304064
are those wings shopped?
4 drops of this, 2-3 times a day? I don't want to hear just once a day cmon
lets get big
CMON
REAL MEN LIKE CURVES
check
your
privilege
>>31302272
Step aside boys, I've got this
>>31304448
H I V E T E S T
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Am I invited here?
>>31304563
shoo shoo.
>>31304563
>>31304585
freakin kek
>>31303886
>kek
>not knowing how to ant-box
>>31301476
toasting in epic bread
>>31301476
Fucking faggot that's not you.
>>31302419
Underrated
>>31302272
>>31302296
>>31302393
>>31302873
>>31303630
>>31303907
>>31304021
>>31304484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-WKSugzoh0
>>31302422
>>31302455
Dubs confirm winged ant master race!
>>31302859
>weta detected
>>31303279
>3.5mm
>antlet
Pick both.
>>31304064
Fuckin jelly of those wing insertions
>>31304064
>going full cocoon mode
>making it
Did you even read the sticky?
>>31302272
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>pic related is me
>p - pls respond
>>31304829
>Bro this isn't even fitness related why are you posting this gross shit?
>>31304292
DOMAD master race
I can Squat 15 times my weight but only diddlylift 13 times my weight??
>>31301476
rate me? im a queen btw
>>31302489
>2015
>not doing starting wings+GOHAD
>>31305025
Thats the worst trap i have ever seen
nice gains anon ;)
