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Mr. Olympia is at my gym. Wat do?
ask him if he knows where to buy gear
ask for a photo with him, and grab his ass
tell him he shouldnt be grunting so loud and that he is way too big, he should be doing a routine involving biceps 3 times a week and some chest
>>31191371
Ask if he is natty ;)
Just get a photo with him and post.
Or are you too BETA to ask?
ask him what an ideal beginner cycle looks like
>>31191388
this pls
>>31191371
Offer him a bag of grapefruits
>>31191371
Ask him if he does skateboard squats
>>31191371
suck his dick
Tell him you thought he would look bigger irl
>>31191371
Tell him you're his biggest fan and then ask him how it felt to come second to that fucker Phil Heath
He's a big guy
>>31191371
More pics of grill on the right?
>>31191464
f-for you?
>>31191430
dis
>>31191478
NoFap pls go
>>31191464
is he as manlet as he looks?
Just start posing in his line of sight
>>31191430
Does he like grapefruit?
>>31191371
ask about SS and rippetoe
>>31191487
ha
actually am on nofap
the feels, so many of them
sharpie in pooper
Girl on right as requested.
>delts/arms bigger than his head
Hory shit
>>31191500
Maybe so but still he drives a continental supersports and you don't skinnyboy
>>31191546
Ask him when he's going to learn and what his bist binch is
>>31191546
your gym has nice lighting
>>31191513
He said it was his favourite peri-workout next to dextrose.
ask him if he browses /fit/ for ebin memes or just for /roid/ general
>>31191546
Ask for routine so we can all be olympia
Give him advice on his routine.
Stand behind him and point out that he's doing everything wrong.
>>31191525
See how I knew? Just interested kiddo, why the hell do you things like that? When I was in early 20s I fapped like crazy (and fucked a lot) and I didn't lose test or what ever NoFap is promoting.
She's merlin hard.
>>31191546
Shit in his gym bag
>>31191574
>being this mad
One day you'll learn.
>>31191620
>hurrrrrr back in my day
lmao faggot
>>31191629
Is she an employee? His secretary? Why the hell is she wearing heels at the gym
>>31191655
>not doing Starting Heel
>>31191629
> that niggle doing incline flies with cables
What a fucking attention whore, go do that shit with dumbells you stupid faggot
>>31191671
>that autistic guy who's sitting next to the squat rack and taking creeper shots
>>31191655
She works here/ bangs the gym owner. Asian guy in first pic.
>>31191638
pls
>>31191671
>posting like you're actually talking to guy doing said flies
Because you wouldn't, you socially awkward faggot.
>>31191655
>Why the hell is she wearing heels at the gym
You've never wore heels at the gym? It's fucking great for the calves.
>>31191371
Ask if you can poke his forearm. I want to see if it's actually muscle or synthol
>>31191620
Not for test gains, don't need those.
Started doing it for the same reason I started lifting. Just an experiment.
Nearly a month in and I actually feel better for it. A lot more energetic and forward with women.
I know the whole movement itself is fedora tipping cringe-worthy but looking back I don't see wanking to internet port particularly glorious either.
>>31191695
Wow, she must like teeny tiny dicks.
>>31191744
I meant porn.
>>31191371
They're going to catch taking creeper pics and beat you to a bloody pulp, m8
He's fawkin juicy brahs. These pics don't do him justice
>>31191781
Implying he's not an attention whore
>>31191782
>>31191629
>>31191546
>>31191464
>>31191371
Dont you feel weird taking creep shots of a muscular roided dude?
It's kinda gay IMHO.
Don't even look that big
>>31191546
ask her why she is wearing fucking high heels in a gym
>>31191821
Arnold didn't either
still bigger than any of us will ever be. Cartoons and comics just conditioned us to think otherwise.
>>31191782
That woman wants to be used like a grapefruit.
Looks half chink to me. Damn americans and their glorious half breed women
>>31191782
Can't you just be a normal human being and greet him, shake his hand and say hello? At least kiss him on the cheek and suck his dick, goddamn it.
Tfw girls will never mire you lyke dis
>>31191782
Lol you must be a really creepy guy. Just ask him if you can take a pic with him and shake his hand
>>31191820
This. Just focus on your own workout. You're losing gains just standing around being a fag.
>>31191782
How fucking long are you gonna lurk in the shadows and take creepshots? Go say hello.
You ever think he picks up mad pussy just because of the fame. Even as a bodybuilder he's known as fuck, he must be reeling teen cunt in.
>>31191875
He's probably too huge to be attractive to most girls
>>31191846
Is he kill?
>>31191846
Don't you want to help that one dude up?
>>31191889
>2025
>not napping between sets
>>31191629
How fucking expensive is your gym?
>>31191889
mfw he died 45 minutes ago but everyone's too busy watching mr. olympia to notice
>>31191889
>killed by a shitty DLSR camera
>>31191909
YOU GOTTA SLEEP BIG TO GET BIG
>>31191889
He's laying on the floor recording him lel
>>31191884
He'd score Venus or Serena Williams, no prob.
>>31191889
fucking quickly suck his dick OP and steal his gains whilst you have the chance you fag!!
>>31191928
C'MON
>>31191889
ayy lmao
looks like a beached whale
Do all exercises he does right next to him but with more weight.
Tell him to do SS+GOMAD
>>31191371
Get some measuring tape and measure his height. If its less than 6" tell him it won't do
>>31191758
mad
>>31191921
I signed up when it first opened so I got a sweet deal. $20 a month. It's 50 or 60 a month now I believe. I got the best membership too. Carrot top trains here as well and so does Chumlee from pawnstars
>>31192010
Think the only mad one here is you, chinky.
>>31191386
this
>>31191371
tell him he's a pussy and that the ninja turtle kai greene is a way cooler and more well-rounded individual than him and deserves the title of mr.olympia
>tell mr.phil that he will never be arnold
>mfw you say phil heath is cool
>>31191889
>go to gym
>Mr. Olympia is there
>pass out because too excited
>will probably become new /fit/ meme
What a day.
Oh shit Cutler just walked in!!! Pics on the way
ask him why he competes 50lbs lighter than Ronnie at his biggest
then tell him he's gotta eat big to get big. c'mon
>>31192103
dis canny b troo :oooo
>>31191782
Lmao no calfs
>>31192103
No locker room pics, you fucking creep.
>>31192103
when you're done tell us which of them is bigger, you know what I mean
>>31191889
>tfw no gf
>>31192023
>Carrot top trains here as well and so does Chumlee from pawnstars
>Chumlee
.... Is this Chumlee? >>31191889
>>31192023
where is it? Nevada?
>>31192267
Las Vegas
Phil and Cutler
>>31191371
>>31191386
ASK FOR KIGS HOOKUP
>>31192308
ffs
only thing that walks into my gym are homos in varying levels of compression/tights
>>31192308
Hey Jay, watcha doin?
>>31192308
>w-wanna see a movie or something later?
Wanna go talk to him you fegit
ebin bred
>>31191775
Fuck, you just ruined my nofap you cheeky cunt
>>31192362
Kek
>>31191439
HAHAHHA This
>>31191842
>like a grapefruit
it's not Kai Greene, you know
I like your thread OP good job and post moar preferably of that dead fat guy
>Scream "YOU ARE FALSE, KAI IS THE TRUE KING. LONG LIVE THE KING!"
>Charge him, swinging a barbell over your head.
>>31192584
who comes up with this shit
>>31192605
people from /b/
>ask if he can spot you
>get injured somehow
>sue him
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
oh my god please say hi to them OP
>>31192308
The lighting in that gym is beautiful.
>>31191388
dubs resquested!
>>31192605
>>31192607
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
Take a pic with him with timestamp saying "hi /fit/"
>>31192663
Yeah, it's almost like they set it up for a professional bodybuilder to come in and do a photoshoot.
>>31192718
OP better deliver
>>31191371
man your so lucky. you have to try and rape him. u need some of that high test semen
>>31192703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
Yes yes, we've all heard the meme.
>>31192308
man im fucking jealous, i want to be phil heath
>>31192718
op pls
>>31192103
can imagine OP letting out a girly screech as cutler walked in
>>31192703
Anthony what the hell?
Wow, what the actual fuck is going on in this thread. Also ask if you can be their little bitch, OP, you tremendous faggot.
>>31192308
Ask them what do they think about your barndoor Dorian Yates sickening back no homo
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>>31191546
that's a different girl from the one in the OP pic
>>31193053
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>>31191846
the guy on the left is so fat I thought it was two people having discreet sex
Sorry guys I left a half hour ago.
>>31191846
Both of those girls have flabby asses and pointy elbows, 3/10 would not fuck
>>31193075
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>>31193053
>>31193075
>>31193118
oh god, please don't tell me this is the /sp/ spambot.
>>31193053
>>31193075
>>31193118
Jenny's Death when?
>>31193098
why did you star the thread with
>what do
if you did not even dare to speak to him, let alone pull a funny /fit/ stunt.
I mean it's kinda cool, I guess, but the thread was disappointing. You had nothing to lose.
>>31193327
>You had nothing to lose
Only his anal virginity, but seems he lost it because he stopped posting.
>>31192308
>foot on the bar
>>31193515
like a baws
Ask him if he thinks supermang is natty or not?
>>31193270
>yo stefan
i-is that u fantano?
>>31194138
It's Anthony /Fit/ano Internet's strongest music nerd.
>>31191775
doesn't it keep you "healthy" to wank once in a while? pipes clean etc. fresh semen
in store for your sudden one night stand.
>>31191889
>not doing zyzz sauna crunches 5x5
>>31194361
Ever heard of nocturnal emissions?
That's your body cleaning out its pipes when it needs to happen
>>31193094
jay cutler, fat? fuck off back to skelly school
>>31194566
He's off season bro
Everybody knows bb'ers get fat as fuck in the off season
Do you even lift?
>>31191388
>>31192699
double dubs settle it, do it faggot
>>31194619
The fuck he eat that turns his hair blond?
>>31194664
Sensu beans
>>31194699
Had to google a sensu beans, but I had a good laugh afterwards.
>>31194799
Kek
>>31194799
How come nobody noticed the creepy silent dude taking pictures of people?
God dammit, just go up and say hi. Get a picture or something.
>>31192308
Where the fuck are PHil Heath's calfs
get some implants at least for godsake you are 'bodyubuilder'
I trained at this gym where probably like most 'relevant' national bodybuilders natural and not-natural go.
It's pretty shitty gym to be honest. The people who keep it are absolute cunts and I told them to fuck themselves one day and never went back there. It's also impossible to train at summer there since it has no proper heating other than opening a balcony door.. so.
Now train at some small gym at the basement of some random fucking skyscraper and it's honestly the 2nd best gym I've been to if I exclude this one gym which was kept by a bodybuilder in another city far north.
Phil Heath wishes he was Jeff Seid
>>31195003
Thank you for this completely uninteresting story
>>31191629
is she drinking a milk shake with a straw?
>>31195114
probably a smoothie from a smoothie store
>>31195059
This is what the average physique competitor wants to believe!
>>31195174
There's a smoothie place in the gym
>>31195312
Figured.
>>31191574
>>31191574
>Maybe so but still he drives a continental supersports and you don't skinnyboy
what is a contintental supersprots
>>31191430
that was the other nigger,
the new yorker that thinks is some oriental philosepher faggot.
OP go home please your family misses you
>>31191437
this
>>31191437
>>31195059
>those gyno nips
Gets me every time
>>31195308
Come at me bro
Physique is where it's at these days not only do I look better than bb'ers but I also have a much more functional and needless to say healthy body
>>31195584
>>>31195059
>>those gyno nips
>Gets me every time
you dont know what gyno is
do you?
>>31195585
>physique is where is at
>olympia physique isn't even heard of and remains under the shadow of classic bb.
go skip your leg day curl brah.
some physique pros are roided to the gills but unfortunately couldn't make it on the classic so they went the turkey way
>>31195777
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>>31195777
Trips speak the truth and the truth solely.
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>>31191371
Is that Hidetada Yamagishi he's talking to?
>>31194619
>he thinks roided faggots get fat
>>31195974
Nah yamagishi's eyes are more.. well, asian.
I dig him as a bodybuilder it's such a shame his genetics won't allow a top 3 in the O
